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Posted: 11/23/2020 10:28:29 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/23/2020 10:39:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: You're just trolling for fish with that comment. And that just leads to fish head soup  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYN7yih6oXw Failed To Load Title |
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Posted: 11/23/2020 10:43:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryThe supermarket, road rage is standard behavior. |
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Posted: 11/23/2020 10:54:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It's an amazing thing for a good man to have the love of his life, his partner he chose to be by his side for this wild rollercoaster of life, change and start behaving like she's an aristocrat and he's just a gold-plated ATM. It's even more amazing how often it happens in BigLaw. I'm sure it happens in lots of 6-figure professions like medicine too. For the record, in case anyone wonders, I'm not talking about my wife. She's awesome in every way. |
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Posted: 11/23/2020 11:32:02 PM EDT
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To get back to the funny, true story: my wife cost me a job at a big law firm because she was NOT a ditzy wife
 I was interviewing with a big firm, got to the stage of dinner with the partners/associates from that particular branch office and their wives at the senior partner’s house. My wife was 6 months pregnant and in no mood for bullshit. Annoyingly, they split up the couples into two groups in two different rooms, so I am at one table with a partner, three associates, and five dimwit SAH trophy wives, my wife is in the other room with the other 9 people at the senior partner’s house. My wife at this point is a lawyer, former Captain in the Army JAG Corps, and a junior professor at the local law school. She started out making a stink by calling out an associate in the office who was drunk and kept assuming she was a recent law school grad and talking down to her. Then, the senior partner let it be known that he was on the board of advisors for the new hospital and had suggested the name: Doctors Hospital. Everyone clapped and tittered, except my wife. When he noticed, he politely but ominously asked her what she thought. She thought it was unoriginal and uninspiring, and told him so.  It’s ok, I didn’t want to work there anyway. 
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Posted: 11/23/2020 11:52:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryL. O. L. |
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Posted: 11/23/2020 11:59:27 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: To get back to the funny, true story: my wife cost me a job at a big law firm because she was NOT a ditzy wife I was interviewing with a big firm, got to the stage of dinner with the partners/associates from that particular branch office and their wives at the senior partner’s house. My wife was 6 months pregnant and in no mood for bullshit. Annoyingly, they split up the couples into two groups in two different rooms, so I am at one table with a partner, three associates, and five dimwit SAH trophy wives, my wife is in the other room with the other 9 people at the senior partner’s house. My wife at this point is a lawyer, former Captain in the Army JAG Corps, and a junior professor at the local law school. She started out making a stink by calling out an associate in the office who was drunk and kept assuming she was a recent law school grad and talking down to her. Then, the senior partner let it be known that he was on the board of advisors for the new hospital and had suggested the name: Doctors Hospital. Everyone clapped and tittered, except my wife. When he noticed, he politely but ominously asked her what she thought. She thought it was unoriginal and uninspiring, and told him so. It’s ok, I didn’t want to work there anyway. your wife sounds amazing. |
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Posted: 11/24/2020 12:06:30 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: your wife sounds amazing. Thank you. What’s even more amazing is that each of her boobs is bigger than the other. |
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Posted: 11/24/2020 12:10:10 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Thank you. What’s even more amazing is that each of her boobs is bigger than the other. Hell yeah. Ha |
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Posted: 11/24/2020 12:33:05 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/24/2020 12:37:10 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/24/2020 1:18:59 AM EDT
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This Thanksgiving, if you see 20 cars at your neighbor's house, and you're thinking about reporting them, go to the fridge and drink a big glass of milk.
Why? Milk is good for your teeth! You know what else is good for your teeth? Minding your own damn business. |
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Posted: 11/24/2020 1:19:40 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: my Contracts professor in law school was a very smart man, but he was from Ethiopia, and he constantly referred to "arrgriments." We couldn't tell if he meant "agreement" or "argument." Which is pretty fucking important in Contracts.  Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: w Watt did you say?!? I had an electrical engineering professor in college, a Chinaman, who pronounced the words "voltage" and "wattage" exactly the same. Sounded something like "wote-edge" my Contracts professor in law school was a very smart man, but he was from Ethiopia, and he constantly referred to "arrgriments." We couldn't tell if he meant "agreement" or "argument." Which is pretty fucking important in Contracts. My physics prof pronounced "parallel" as "parrelll". Most of the his english was horrid in fact. Only 20% of the class didn't immediately drop it and the rest of use got As with a 40-50 test score. Thank GOD for curve grading. |
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Posted: 11/24/2020 1:36:28 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/24/2020 1:38:28 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryHoly crap. |
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Posted: 11/24/2020 5:26:29 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Thank you. What’s even more amazing is that each of her boobs is bigger than the other. Hell yeah. Ha |
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Posted: 11/24/2020 6:53:54 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryMy wife worked for Winn-Dixie after we first moved to Florida. Worked in the Health & Beauty Aids. 1 store she worked at was in a predominantly black area. They used to go thru alot of Listerine at this store, and it wasn't because they were gargling alot either. |
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Posted: 11/24/2020 7:09:29 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My wife worked for Winn-Dixie after we first moved to Florida. Worked in the Health & Beauty Aids. 1 store she worked at was in a predominantly black area. They used to go thru alot of Listerine at this store, and it wasn't because they were gargling alot either. Sorry, I don't get it. What was happening to it? |
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Posted: 11/24/2020 7:24:47 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Sorry, I don't get it. What was happening to it? Clean the coochie. |
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Posted: 11/24/2020 7:29:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Clean the coochie. Seriously? WTF? |
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Posted: 11/24/2020 10:43:32 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Clean the coochie. Do you have to still have to gargle for 30 seconds to get the full clean feeling? Is vagina gargling a learned skill or is this something women are born knowing how to do but they don't tell us? I'm tempted to google vagina gargling, but part of my brain is screaming no |
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Posted: 11/24/2020 10:50:32 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Do you have to still have to gargle for 30 seconds to get the full clean feeling? Is vagina gargling a learned skill or is this something women are born knowing how to do but they don't tell us? I'm tempted to google vagina gargling, but part of my brain is screaming no Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Clean the coochie. Do you have to still have to gargle for 30 seconds to get the full clean feeling? Is vagina gargling a learned skill or is this something women are born knowing how to do but they don't tell us? I'm tempted to google vagina gargling, but part of my brain is screaming no JHFC Shit prolly feels like a horse eating out of your hand. |
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Posted: 11/24/2020 10:55:11 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Do you have to still have to gargle for 30 seconds to get the full clean feeling? Is vagina gargling a learned skill or is this something women are born knowing how to do but they don't tell us? I'm tempted to google vagina gargling, but part of my brain is screaming no  Attached File |
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Posted: 11/24/2020 11:09:18 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Do you have to still have to gargle for 30 seconds to get the full clean feeling? Is vagina gargling a learned skill or is this something women are born knowing how to do but they don't tell us? I'm tempted to google vagina gargling, but part of my brain is screaming no /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/tumblr_lka9rhi8aT1qadbq2o1_400_GIF-121.gif *what is going on in this thr- OH LAWD* |
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Posted: 11/24/2020 11:25:02 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:I'm tempted to google vagina gargling, but part of my brain is screaming no |
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Posted: 11/24/2020 11:33:50 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm tempted to google vagina gargling, but part of my brain is screaming no Holy shit I just lost hard!
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Posted: 11/24/2020 11:40:22 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Sorry, I don't get it. What was happening to it? It sets the pussy on fire. |
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Posted: 11/24/2020 11:41:23 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Holy shit I just lost hard! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I'm tempted to google vagina gargling, but part of my brain is screaming no Holy shit I just lost hard! It seems my post took off in a direction that I couldn't possibly have anticipated. |
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Posted: 11/24/2020 12:14:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:  Striker is very dignified. https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/1715/6529624E-D109-49D9-848A-A61615DDB2EA-1446185.jpg Gipsy, on the other hand, is a moron. https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/1715/5D717E5C-B349-4B9C-8E55-B3D743EFFFA0-1558960.jpg LOL. My screen doors look exactly like that |
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Posted: 11/24/2020 1:08:32 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/24/2020 1:11:28 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/24/2020 1:16:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/24/2020 1:41:02 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/24/2020 1:45:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/24/2020 2:29:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryI did exactly this. Lowe's took it back and gave me a free one. 
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Posted: 11/24/2020 2:36:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/24/2020 2:37:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/24/2020 2:43:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/24/2020 2:47:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryProbably the only chick they've ever been with |
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Posted: 11/24/2020 2:50:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Probably the only chick they've ever been with Quote HistoryQuoted: Probably the only chick they've ever been with Eggsellent joke. |
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Posted: 11/24/2020 2:50:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/24/2020 2:52:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Eggsellent joke. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Probably the only chick they've ever been with Eggsellent joke. You can tell a better dad joke. Don't be chicken and hold back |
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Posted: 11/24/2020 3:15:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryI'd say meat is their sex life |
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Posted: 11/24/2020 3:34:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryYou are supposed to use bolts on the tool boxes. |
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Posted: 11/24/2020 3:35:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/24/2020 4:09:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/24/2020 4:51:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/24/2020 4:56:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Probably the only chick they've ever been with  funny yoke
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Posted: 11/24/2020 4:57:00 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/24/2020 5:00:25 PM EDT
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 Shits getting real people. ?????? |
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