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Looks to me like meat IS their sex life
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cuntbucket
I got suspended in high school for that one
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I guess that makes cuntlick both inappropriate and a bad word combination.
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Cumdumpster and cumbucket were always catchy

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That don't meet code, the railings have to be returned to prevent snagging.
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Hello my name is kyle and im with the irs
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That don't meet code, the railings have to be returned to prevent snagging.
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That don't meet code, the railings have to be returned to prevent snagging.



I'm sure the guy that created a railing from a shotgun cares very, very much about meeting code.
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My senior year of highschool I was dating this super popular girl (think prom queen material). One day I decided to take the day off "sick".

My best friend, my girlfriend and, I all shared the same Economics class. When I didn't show up, they both texted me asking where I was. When I text my buddy I was at home playing video games he called me a thunder-cunt. I LOL'd and went back to my games. A few minutes later I went to text him back and call him a Cum-guzzling thunder-cunt. Problem was, I accidentally sent that to the girlfriend (who's text was right next to his) with no context.

I didn't here anything back for the rest of the day and hadn't seen what I had done. Apparently she took it poorly and I never recovered

I still have the best friend though.  
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Grow up.
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Much like the way you shit in the Saudi threads...

It was deliberate.
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Is that meant to be deliberately silly/ironic, or is the person who picked the photo for the meme just an idiot?


Much like the way you shit in the Saudi threads...

It was deliberate.


This was funnier than the meme
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Grow up.
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Grow up.

Calm down Deej
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Terrifyingly accurate too.

I've seen those guys in BigLaw, with the golden handcuffs because their wife with a BA and Masters or professional degree quit working once he got a BigLaw job, and she's spending him into the fucking GROUND because even though they spend $40,000 a year on child care she won't get a job because it interferes with her hot yoga and Junior League.  

And when he comes home at 4pm on Saturday and tells her "cancel tonight's plans find a babysitter, the senior partners told us we are having dinner with them at 6pm, and that's what we have to do for me to make partner and keep us in Cheezy Poofs," she stomps her foot and pitches a fit about how selfish HE is...

ETA: that's not speculation; all of that is true story I have seen many times over.
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And I'll bet dollars to donuts that this picture was taken in a DC neighborhood, where the GDP per capita is on par with fucking Monaco.

You guys wants to understand why the swamp is so deep, you're looking at it: when she was 20 she could suck the rust off a chrome bumper hitch, when she was 25 she went to grad school for...something...and when she was 30 she started cranking out 2045's next crop of Democrat voters. Tequila, and like, hard decisions were her kryptonite.

Some CUCK JD student and then practicing lawyer went from fuckboy to boyfriend to husband, and he's got bills to pay: Baby needs a new pair of shoes. And an Audi. And a Townhouse in the right school district. And that fucking gorgeous handbag.

UGH, JUST STOP THINKING LIKE A POOR GERALD. TAKE THE PROMOTION AND WE CAN STOP LIVING IN THIS SHITHOLE WITH ONLY ONE PARKING SPACE.


Terrifyingly specific

Terrifyingly accurate too.

I've seen those guys in BigLaw, with the golden handcuffs because their wife with a BA and Masters or professional degree quit working once he got a BigLaw job, and she's spending him into the fucking GROUND because even though they spend $40,000 a year on child care she won't get a job because it interferes with her hot yoga and Junior League.  

And when he comes home at 4pm on Saturday and tells her "cancel tonight's plans find a babysitter, the senior partners told us we are having dinner with them at 6pm, and that's what we have to do for me to make partner and keep us in Cheezy Poofs," she stomps her foot and pitches a fit about how selfish HE is...

ETA: that's not speculation; all of that is true story I have seen many times over.

At least she doesn't shop at Lane Bryant...

Kharn
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My recent conversation with the ol lady

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Looking back i maybe overreacted.  I dunno.
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Don't hold back. Tell her how you really feel.



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Are You Compensating for Something
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Chicago O'hare, the dinosaur is wearing a United Airlines pattern mask


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Being woken up every 15min would make me suicidal
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Can neither confirm or deny that when we have a suicide close observation watch (scow) his door gets kicked every fucken 15 mins when we have to check on them. Most only make a day or two until they tell the mental health “professionals” that they are better now
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