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Link Posted: 2/25/2019 7:01:36 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/25/2019 7:02:18 AM EDT
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Chimney cricket a Pirkle page
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 7:02:55 AM EDT
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Talk about chimney crickets you know that's a real thing I didn't actually think there was something called a chimney cricket and furthermore I thought the phrase was Jiminy Cricket's so I'm not really sure what the deal is here
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 7:04:21 AM EDT
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Which is a real funny word that I like to use a whole lot Jiminy crickets I don't even know what it means but I think it kind of means fuk like I'll be wrench it on something and the channel locks will B slipping I'll bust my knuckles and then I'll say Jiminy crickets
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 7:05:53 AM EDT
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Then you know if there's somebody old lady standing behind you you don't feel bad about swearing in front of them and calling that a****** f***** mother f****** prick son of a b**** f****** dick sucking cock licking prick
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 7:07:33 AM EDT
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Okay Fellers thanks for the nice conversation I hope you all have a nice day at work or retirement or whatever you people are doing well I'm actually doing something getting those hot loads to the correct location in a timely manner so that our energy industry can move forward
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 7:40:50 AM EDT
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Jiminy Cricket was the voice of morality in the Disney version of Pinocchio, but it existed before that as a soft expletive. Most likely because of a similarity in phonemes to a certain blasphemy.
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 7:52:45 AM EDT
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Almost made it. 30 minutes to go.
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 8:12:30 AM EDT
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Just off ten minutes ago from day 19 straight.
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 8:13:14 AM EDT
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5 more to go.
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 8:21:02 AM EDT
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Everlasting endearing enemas
You're becoming a good riffer
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 8:21:54 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/25/2019 8:22:26 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/25/2019 8:23:33 AM EDT
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Good morning faguettes.
With love,

JABA

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Link Posted: 2/25/2019 8:50:59 AM EDT
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They shoot canoes, don't they?
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 9:11:45 AM EDT
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Who moved my cheese?
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 9:37:04 AM EDT
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I texted @EatWorkSleep again today. No reply.
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Hey! I just got a new phone. Have limited data. Once I get into ghetto town I will get on WiFi and catch up
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 9:38:17 AM EDT
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Hey! I just got a new phone. Have limited data. Once I get into ghetto town I will get on WiFi and catch up
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I texted @EatWorkSleep again today. No reply.
Hey! I just got a new phone. Have limited data. Once I get into ghetto town I will get on WiFi and catch up
Awesome bro. Good to see you.
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 9:43:45 AM EDT
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Awesome bro. Good to see you.
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I texted @EatWorkSleep again today. No reply.
Hey! I just got a new phone. Have limited data. Once I get into ghetto town I will get on WiFi and catch up
Awesome bro. Good to see you.
It's good to see this site! I can't go that long again with out internet access.

I got about 20 miles to go to get to the big city lol.  
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 9:53:06 AM EDT
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Sometimes I rub the dog, and sometimes I rub the dog some more. Only one ear rubbing moan per 24 hours.
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 9:58:54 AM EDT
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I have literally the worst chapped lips it is possible to have or even imagine ever. Not even in soft sci-fi with magic and fantasy would lip chapping like this even be believable.
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:11:09 AM EDT
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Change title to 8000 make fags here. Do it.
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:14:58 AM EDT
[#23]
Labs are God's dogs.
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:16:20 AM EDT
[#24]
Gots to go to the parts sto'. BBIAB
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Fucking pants...I hate them.
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:18:03 AM EDT
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Oh wait, my Scottish imported merino socks are here. I can wear a Kilt!
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:19:22 AM EDT
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Hehehe

He said hot loads

Watch that wind

Seen one trailer and a Jeep on there side on i81 today
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:39:58 AM EDT
[#27]
Back from the pirkle sto'
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 10:59:03 AM EDT
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Pants undermining
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 11:00:17 AM EDT
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So what is the best time of the year to buy a new car from a dealer?
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 11:00:57 AM EDT
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Trouser trout miner
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 11:01:32 AM EDT
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Rectum, nearly kilt'em
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 11:03:02 AM EDT
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Memorial Day weekend?
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 11:05:01 AM EDT
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Skyfag illegally ship me beer
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 11:05:11 AM EDT
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Malignant Rectumized rough houzer
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 11:06:11 AM EDT
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OP start a riff thread. Similar to word thread but for riffs. Will it work? It might be cool.
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 11:13:38 AM EDT
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I've considered it..
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 11:19:52 AM EDT
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Today is my lazy day at work before my 3 day weekend.
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 11:21:03 AM EDT
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Joo must doing of deese.
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 11:21:10 AM EDT
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I want Hatcher daid! You no keel heem, I go keel heem! And then I gon' come keel choo!
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 11:21:15 AM EDT
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Lol, saw your thread finally.
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 11:24:01 AM EDT
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I need a 6000ml round bottom 24/40 single necked boiling flask or three.
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 11:27:23 AM EDT
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Today is my lazy day at work before my 3 day weekend.
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I have a 3 day weekend next weekend.
I'm going to do...

Plant st Augustine floritam grass plugs in a 500 sf portion of my yard.

Plant a Pygmy date palm.

Lay felt and ornamental rocks around said palm tree.

Maybe purchase a new refrigerator and king size mattress.

Edge my lawn.

Possibly purchase a Bismark palm and plant.

Shred poon atleast 12 times.

Eat Chinese food.

Possibly attend the strawberry festival.

Gonna be a busy weekend
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 11:28:45 AM EDT
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I have a 3 day weekend next weekend.
I'm going to do...

Plant st Augustine floritam grass plugs in a 500 sf portion of my yard.

Plant a Pygmy date palm.

Lay felt and ornamental rocks around said palm tree.

Maybe purchase a new refrigerator and king size mattress.

Edge my lawn.

Possibly purchase a Bismark palm and plant.

Shred poon atleast 12 times.

Eat Chinese food.

Possibly attend the strawberry festival.

Gonna be a busy weekend
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Reported
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 11:29:41 AM EDT
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lol in reality I'll be lucky to get 2 things done... never enough time.
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 11:30:04 AM EDT
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lol in reality I'll be lucky to get 2 things done... never enough time.
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lol in reality I'll be lucky to get 2 things done... never enough time.
Shred.
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 11:30:16 AM EDT
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Well since the difference in $ appears to be $114 vs a 1000ml, I'm going to modify my requirements at this particular time.
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 11:32:07 AM EDT
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Priorities. She gets mad if I work too much and end up *too tired to shred.
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 11:34:23 AM EDT
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Looks like it's popping off in skin diver suits.
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 11:34:46 AM EDT
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I have a 3 day weekend next weekend.
I'm going to do...

Plant st Augustine floritam grass plugs in a 500 sf portion of my yard.

Plant a Pygmy date palm.

Lay felt and ornamental rocks around said palm tree.

Maybe purchase a new refrigerator and king size mattress.

Edge my lawn.

Possibly purchase a Bismark palm and plant.

Shred poon atleast 12 times.

Eat Chinese food.

Possibly attend the strawberry festival.

Gonna be a busy weekend
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If its nice enough I'm going  to do some maintenance on the gutters, drink, play some COD, drink, watch some 80's dvds, drink, and lots of shitposting.
Link Posted: 2/25/2019 11:36:18 AM EDT
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Raven et my pizza. Puta.
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