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Posted: 2/24/2019 11:38:02 PM EDT

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I may get mandated to work a second double.

Posted: 2/24/2019 11:50:32 PM EDT

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Apparently you were mandated to Pirkle Page too.

Posted: 2/24/2019 11:52:07 PM EDT

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http://i.imgflip.com/9vfr9.gif

I was drinking some tea when I read that

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Timing is everything in life

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Mythical marmalade meatstick

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Posted: 2/24/2019 11:54:04 PM EDT

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Apparently you were mandated to Pirkle Page too.

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Posted: 2/24/2019 11:55:00 PM EDT

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High mileage Bunker butt

Posted: 2/24/2019 11:57:04 PM EDT

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I may get mandated to work a second double.

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I worked14 hours today, I’m dead tired.

Posted: 2/25/2019 12:04:25 AM EDT

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I worked14 hours today, I'm dead tired.

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I may get mandated to work a second double.

I worked14 hours today, I'm dead tired.

I worked 16 hrs from 2pm yesterday to 630 this mornign and I came back in at 2pm. I got a total of 4.5 hours sleep.

It looks like I'm about to work all night again.

Yay!

Posted: 2/25/2019 12:04:58 AM EDT

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I did my usual 8, shit I'm still tired

Only got a 4 day week though

Posted: 2/25/2019 12:05:33 AM EDT

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___s.

Posted: 2/25/2019 12:06:15 AM EDT

[#10]

Everlasting endearing enemas

Posted: 2/25/2019 12:07:36 AM EDT

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You're becoming a good riffer

Posted: 2/25/2019 12:09:02 AM EDT

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Colostomized quivering clam

Posted: 2/25/2019 12:09:46 AM EDT

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I didn't work at all today. Well, I did change the brakes on my son's pos grand cherokee. And I fingered banged around on the tractor that keeps dying after about 5 minutes running. I think the fuel filter or strainer needs changed. Fooking diesels are a bitch in the winter. So are you.

f____s and q_____s

Posted: 2/25/2019 12:10:48 AM EDT

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I didn't work at all today. Well, I did change the brakes on my son's pos grand cherokee. And I fingered banged around on the tractor that keeps dying after about 5 minutes running. I think the fuel filter or strainer needs changed. Fooking diesels are a bitch in the winter. So are you.

f____s and q_____s

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Posted: 2/25/2019 12:10:52 AM EDT

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Colloquial colostomy bag catcher!

Posted: 2/25/2019 12:19:28 AM EDT

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No key again. They said use a golf cart, which also have no keys. One does but doesn't work.
Fucking derp.

Posted: 2/25/2019 12:22:51 AM EDT

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I am on a run of shit luck lately. Must be karma for all the chunky gals that I loved short time and left in the dust in my youth. I swear every time I have a free weekend to get shit done it takes me 5x the amount of time it should take because something is either 1) broken like my broke dick tractor, 2) missing like the butt nugget 13/16 socket I needed to get the fucking brake calipers off or 3) just plain refuse to work like my son who sat his bitch ass down and played on hi phone while I tried to wrestle the fracking caliper bolts loose with a pair of ghey boi channel locks. I'm tired of 1 hour jobs turning into full day misadventures and shit shows.

f#*%!

tl;dr f____

Posted: 2/25/2019 12:37:47 AM EDT

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I am on a run of shit luck lately. Must be karma for all the chunky gals that I loved short time and left in the dust in my youth. I swear every time I have a free weekend to get shit done it takes me 5x the amount of time it should take because something is either 1) broken like my broke dick tractor, 2) missing like the butt nugget 13/16 socket I needed to get the fucking brake calipers off or 3) just plain refuse to work like my son who sat his bitch ass down and played on hi phone while I tried to wrestle the fracking caliper bolts loose with a pair of ghey boi channel locks. I'm tired of 1 hour jobs turning into full day misadventures and shit shows.

f#*%!

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Pat McManus used to write the comedy page for Outdoor Life. My favorite piece of all time was the one about how you can't actually do any work because every job requires something else to be done first, so you might as well just go hunting.

Posted: 2/25/2019 12:45:56 AM EDT

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I remember McManus. He is spot on with that piece. You have great recall, I can't remember shit. That probably adds to why I have such difficulties at times but I prefer to just attribute it to bad luck instead of my own personal limitations

Posted: 2/25/2019 12:51:50 AM EDT

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I am on a run of shit luck lately. Must be karma for all the chunky gals that I loved short time and left in the dust in my youth. I swear every time I have a free weekend to get shit done it takes me 5x the amount of time it should take because something is either 1) broken like my broke dick tractor, 2) missing like the butt nugget 13/16 socket I needed to get the fucking brake calipers off or 3) just plain refuse to work like my son who sat his bitch ass down and played on hi phone while I tried to wrestle the fracking caliper bolts loose with a pair of ghey boi channel locks. I'm tired of 1 hour jobs turning into full day misadventures and shit shows.

f#*%!

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First off chunkies can be g2g or so I've heard. Make sure they don't have 5 O' shadow or a bulge, Pirkle gnows, the f__.

Second off, that's sucks. We all have those days. Juss keep on keepin on, f__.

Posted: 2/25/2019 1:13:33 AM EDT

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I worked 16 hrs from 2pm yesterday to 630 this mornign and I came back in at 2pm. I got a total of 4.5 hours sleep.

It looks like I'm about to work all night again.

Yay!

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I may get mandated to work a second double.

I worked14 hours today, I'm dead tired.

I worked 16 hrs from 2pm yesterday to 630 this mornign and I came back in at 2pm. I got a total of 4.5 hours sleep.

It looks like I'm about to work all night again.

Yay!

You win!

Posted: 2/25/2019 1:23:32 AM EDT

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You win!

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I may get mandated to work a second double.

I worked14 hours today, I'm dead tired.

I worked 16 hrs from 2pm yesterday to 630 this mornign and I came back in at 2pm. I got a total of 4.5 hours sleep.

It looks like I'm about to work all night again.

Yay!

You win!

Yup, got mandated.

32/48 hours spent in jail. Go me, still king of the short bus.

Posted: 2/25/2019 1:24:41 AM EDT

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No key again. They said use a golf cart, which also have no keys. One does but doesn't work.
Fucking derp.

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Use the key from one cart for the other, they are probably the same.

Posted: 2/25/2019 3:35:35 AM EDT

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coffee!!!

Posted: 2/25/2019 3:41:58 AM EDT

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MORE COFFEE!!!!

Posted: 2/25/2019 3:45:51 AM EDT

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Attached File

Posted: 2/25/2019 3:50:44 AM EDT

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Posted: 2/25/2019 4:21:49 AM EDT

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pure caffeine hydrochloride powder is available on Amazon. No more than 200mg per cup, though. Trust me.

Use a scale.

Posted: 2/25/2019 5:19:33 AM EDT

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pure caffeine hydrochloride powder is available on Amazon. No more than 200mg per cup, though. Trust me.

Use a scale.

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MORE COFFEE!!!!

pure caffeine hydrochloride powder is available on Amazon. No more than 200mg per cup, though. Trust me.

Use a scale.

Oh hell no. I'd give myself a heart attack.

Posted: 2/25/2019 5:38:47 AM EDT

[#30]

Well, Batman was wrong. He told me when I got my OK CCW OK would never have constitutional carry.

Yes, Batman was my instructor. For real.

Posted: 2/25/2019 6:46:34 AM EDT

[#31]

Cant we say fag anymore

Posted: 2/25/2019 6:47:06 AM EDT

[#32]

I bet one of you fags screwed that up

Posted: 2/25/2019 6:47:35 AM EDT

[#33]

I'd like to hit my next goal within 15 minutes

Posted: 2/25/2019 6:47:51 AM EDT

[#34]

Ain't nobody got time for that anymore

Posted: 2/25/2019 6:48:13 AM EDT

[#35]

Because life is like a box of chocolates shut the fuk up

Posted: 2/25/2019 6:48:37 AM EDT

[#36]

I already slept 6 hours last night

Posted: 2/25/2019 6:48:55 AM EDT

[#37]

Well I just decided I don't give a crap about how many posts I have today

Posted: 2/25/2019 6:49:37 AM EDT

[#38]

He wants to see me post a bunch of ibuku cons

Posted: 2/25/2019 6:50:27 AM EDT

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I can not believe you did it to her for the first time in her life and I was so happy to have you back in the house and I was so happy to have you back in the

Posted: 2/25/2019 6:51:13 AM EDT

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Well I have this new phone and my suggested text phrases are Mighty retarded and first grade like I'll have to improve my texting to be able to convince this thing that I'm smart for real so I can sound like buku Memphis

Posted: 2/25/2019 6:52:12 AM EDT

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Okay let's start off with pharmaceutical conversations about some crazy medicine and maybe some CPR puking and colostomy bags

Posted: 2/25/2019 6:53:17 AM EDT

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Speaking of colostomy bags you know people say that they suck but they can't be all that bad the crap in a bag and then you walk around with it and then you just find a convenient spot pull the ripcord and how it goes you don't even have to find a private bathroom with lots of toilet paper

Posted: 2/25/2019 6:54:01 AM EDT

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I bet you it's going to be fun driving today with all the wind the trees down everywhere

Posted: 2/25/2019 6:55:40 AM EDT

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I hope I can secure the hot loads well enough to survive a emergency stop because you know things shift whenever you slam on your brakes and I don't want to haven't accident and discharge my load anywhere

Posted: 2/25/2019 6:56:30 AM EDT

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Hey look it's 5 5 6 Neato

Posted: 2/25/2019 6:57:50 AM EDT

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So you kids need to stop complaining about your overtime and just work the crap out of it then take all that overtime money and don't spend $1 of it you put that in the bank for your retirement