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Posted: 8/15/2020 9:12:48 PM EDT
So I pissed off all of arfcom and now the gods have awarded me a pit bull. Just my luck, I guess she jumped over my gate. She's actually super friendly. I think it's the  neighbors A couple houses down.
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:13:22 PM EDT
[#1]
Better shoot it just in case.
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:13:26 PM EDT
[#2]
Am I invited to your funeral?
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:14:26 PM EDT
[#3]
I don't think that's a pitbull.


Send one of your kids out there and confirm.
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:14:34 PM EDT
[#4]
It’s waiting for you to throw it a baby
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:15:26 PM EDT
[#5]
Looking like a happy dago,  no spray or root control
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:19:16 PM EDT
[#6]
Joindate.

Pit spy.
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:20:47 PM EDT
[#7]
Nice dog
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:21:55 PM EDT
[#8]
They smile like that to draw you in and let your guard down.
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:22:52 PM EDT
[#9]
dibs on guns
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:23:26 PM EDT
[#10]
Dibs on guns and ammo.
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:26:41 PM EDT
[#11]
Such a sweet little puppers.

You now have a community dog. Stock up on treats.
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:28:02 PM EDT
[#12]
Tomorrow's post: OMG MY DAUGHTER GOT HER FACE RIPPED OFF.

We've done this one before.
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:28:03 PM EDT
[#13]
Let it sleep in your daughter's bed. Nothing bad could happen.
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:28:19 PM EDT
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I don't think that's a pitbull.


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Thats a pit.

Looks like a sweet female. Mine makes the same face and is the most passive, mild mannered animal I've encountered.
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:33:24 PM EDT
[#15]
How dead did you make it?
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:34:00 PM EDT
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lol...
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:35:36 PM EDT
[#17]
They are really great dogs...
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....until they are not!
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:35:53 PM EDT
[#18]
Yep it was the neighbors. Luckily I knocked on a couple doors. They answered just as animal welfare pulled up.

At first I was a little timid going up to her. My dumbass grabbed a broom to use as my protection didn’t want to kill a dog today. She was very nice.
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:36:08 PM EDT
[#19]
Dibs
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:37:22 PM EDT
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Tomorrow's post: OMG MY DAUGHTER GOT HER FACE RIPPED OFF.

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We have, haven't we.

Dude shot it in his house right?
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:37:42 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:38:03 PM EDT
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Let it bite your neck
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:38:07 PM EDT
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Yep it was the neighbors. Luckily I knocked on a couple doors. They answered just as animal welfare pulled up.

At first I was a little timid going up to her. My dumbass grabbed a broom to use as my protection didn’t want to kill a dog today. She was very nice.
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Tell them she really likes peanut butter, then walk bowlegged back home.
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:38:23 PM EDT
[#24]
In before you die
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:42:19 PM EDT
[#25]
She’s gorgeous, and you’re not gonna die.
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:42:30 PM EDT
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Thats a pit.

Looks like a sweet female. Mine makes the same face and is the most passive, mild mannered animal I've encountered.
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It was an extremely sweet dog... or it was plotting its time to attack me at the most opportune time.
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:45:37 PM EDT
[#27]
What chambering for cute dag?
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:47:15 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:49:18 PM EDT
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It was an extremely sweet dog... or it was plotting its time to attack me at the most opportune time.
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OJ Simpson only murdered that one time. The rest of the 99.9% of time he's been a model citizen.
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:51:23 PM EDT
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Most pitties are really sweet dogs. It usually has more to do with the owner than the breed. I'm almost never worried about a pit biting me, its the little ankle biters and spoiled shelter mutts that usually go for me
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:51:40 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:52:00 PM EDT
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Welcome back 2020.


Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:53:25 PM EDT
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Just like a rattlesnake that doesn't always rattle before it strikes, a pit looking at you nicely may tear your throat out.

Not really joking, had a case representing the family of an 8 year old that often played with the neighbor's pit bull, until came that fateful day.  Kid looked like Frankenstein after the surgeries.  Literally, another inch and the kid's manhood would have been torn off.

What's that story about a guy putting the rattlesnake in his pocket, or the frog carrying the scorpion across the water...
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:54:16 PM EDT
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No shit. Hong Kong protests, COVID-19, and now its raining fucking pit bulls
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:55:21 PM EDT
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I don't think that's a pitbull.


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It looks like it could use a snack.
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:55:55 PM EDT
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What a cutie! Made me laugh.  Thanks!
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:56:39 PM EDT
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Pepper? Angus? And what not.
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:57:15 PM EDT
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Pit smile
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:57:52 PM EDT
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If you have or like children, then this is a great idea. The thing is jumping into yards.
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 9:58:12 PM EDT
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Yep it was the neighbors. Luckily I knocked on a couple doors. They answered just as animal welfare pulled up.

At first I was a little timid going up to her. My dumbass grabbed a broom to use as my protection didn’t want to kill a dog today. She was very nice.
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A broom ? But did you blade at a 45 ?
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 10:05:47 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/15/2020 10:06:48 PM EDT
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Is OP a cop?
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 10:07:43 PM EDT
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Dibs on guns.
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 10:11:19 PM EDT
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A broom ? But did you blade at a 45 ?
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If I told you what I did you guys would make fun even more than you have now lol. I stood on my brick wall and walked on it till I got to the back yard, then I called out for it and she came up like a sweetheart. I really didn’t want to kill a dog today.
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 10:11:50 PM EDT
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Arfcom is a bunch of bitches. Pits are sweethearts. Bunch a fucking pussy boys. Learn how to handle a dog
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 10:13:20 PM EDT
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Damn. Was hoping for a better outcome.
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 10:14:14 PM EDT
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Yep it was the neighbors. Luckily I knocked on a couple doors. They answered just as animal welfare pulled up.

At first I was a little timid going up to her. My dumbass grabbed a broom to use as my protection didn’t want to kill a dog today. She was very nice.
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Sweep the pitbull menace away.
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 10:14:23 PM EDT
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Arfcom is a bunch of bitches. Pits are sweethearts. Bunch a fucking pussy boys. Learn how to handle a dog
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When I was a teen my friend and I got chased by a pit bull that was out for blood, since then I’ve always been cautious around them. I don’t hate them as much as others but I don’t like them that much either lol.
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 10:14:29 PM EDT
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Quick-bring it in and let it sleep with your toddler daughter!

(Admittedly I have not read any of the posts in this thread before posting)
Link Posted: 8/15/2020 10:16:30 PM EDT
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Most pitties are really sweet dogs. It usually has more to do with the owner than the breed. I'm almost never worried about a pit biting me, its the little ankle biters and spoiled shelter mutts that usually go for me
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Of course!

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