Had giant half pound beef and cheddar meal today. Crinkle fries. Large.
7 packets of horsey sauce. 7 packets of arby sauce. Dumped all over dat half pound onion bun bitch. As the super sauce that is horsey mixed with arby sauce dripped down my chin with every bite, I mopped my beard with the fries then to what was a full 8 fluid ounces of sauce on my plate. It was the kind of tangy sweet life changing pleasure experience I fondly recall of eating the entire cheerleading squad pussy. All. Of. It.
I was on my back at the time of that cheerleader day so asphyxiation was a real concern. Grab the buns! Control it with the buns! Today as well. “Remember to chew, don’t just suck and slurp”. I’m older now and know not to eat that much roast beef on my back. But I was young, and damn if I wasn’t a pussy lip slurping, munching, sliding the female orgasm off my face conveyor belt. Next!
Today was a good day.