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Posted: 1/8/2012 5:56:28 PM EDT
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"Well, I see the foot's all better." "And I see you're still a hatchet-faced prick!"
"Do you see that sign?" "Do you see THAT sign?" (knocks coffee cup to the ground) "That's why! So we don't get ants!" "Oh I'm queer, from the guy who's tiny gun came with a matching purse?" "It's got plenty of stopping power." "Wha, that little?" *gunshot* "Oh shit" "GOD DAMN IT ARCHER, AGAIN!" "He was putting on his pants so I stopped him, so you better watch your step Mr...damn it!" "Hey man, you should have stuck with "Sammy Gay-vis Jr." "DAMN IT!" |
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"Does she really need a corner office just to Xerox the ISIS newsletters?"
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"What's that, Krieger?"
"Oh, just shattered dreams." "...it smells like rotting meat." "Also that." |
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Quoted: Stupidest show on TV. I thought that for a long time then I watched a few episodes. I lol'd |
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Stupidest show on TV. I don't think this is the thread you're looking for. This thread is for people with extraordinarily good taste. |
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Wife hates it..
I love it and torture her with it frequently. Not liking Archer is something that will get you ejected from my house, wife or not.. BALLZ |
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I don't know that Adam Reed is good for more than a couple seasons based on his past shows.
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Now that I think of it, a $700 slightly darker black tactical turtleneck may actually sell on ARFCOM... Will have to get on that.
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Cannot wait. Can. Not. Wait. Same here. I didn't start watching the show until a couple of months ago. Funny as hell. Needless to say,the gf hates it. |
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Cheryl: I spent, like, every summer there listening to my creepy great-grandmother bitch about Abraham Lincoln. Apparently slavery was pretty awesome.
Malory: Prove it. Archer: What's to prove? It's free labor. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Cheryl: I spent, like, every summer there listening to my creepy great-grandmother bitch about Abraham Lincoln. Apparently slavery was pretty awesome. Malory: Prove it. Archer: What's to prove? It's free labor. His reaction to the ocelot a bit later in that episode cracks me up! |
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"Number one answer's on the board....name the douche bag who's in charge!"
"Oh, you son of a whore!" "Save it for the fast money round, Paddy!" |
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Oh, they've got rockets? My car is all out of... carburetor... good luck guys!
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You know, I kinda wanna see some of these cartoon chicks naked...
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You know, I kinda wanna see some of these cartoon chicks naked... Cheryl would be the best in bed. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Quoted: Quoted: You know, I kinda wanna see some of these cartoon chicks naked... Cheryl would be the best in bed. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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You know, I kinda wanna see some of these cartoon chicks naked... Cheryl would be the best in bed. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile As long as you choke her. |
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Cry havoc and let slip the hogs of war! its Dogs of war Archer. Whatever farm animal of war Lana! Shut Up! |
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Cheryl: I spent, like, every summer there listening to my creepy great-grandmother bitch about Abraham Lincoln. Apparently slavery was pretty awesome. Malory: Prove it. Archer: What's to prove? It's free labor. His reaction to the ocelot a bit later in that episode cracks me up! You need to get him some toys or something. It's like Meowschwicz in there. |
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Cheryl: I spent, like, every summer there listening to my creepy great-grandmother bitch about Abraham Lincoln. Apparently slavery was pretty awesome. Malory: Prove it. Archer: What's to prove? It's free labor. His reaction to the ocelot a bit later in that episode cracks me up! You need to get him some toys or something. It's like Meowschwicz in there. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHCw1qr_oR4&feature=youtube_gdata_player Sent via the Samsung Galaxy S™ II Skyrocket™, an AT&T 4G LTE smartphone. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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You know, I kinda wanna see some of these cartoon chicks naked... Cheryl would be the best in bed. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile As long as you choke her. Krieger made a robot for that. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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"Topper Bottoms, stern yet sensual captain of the SS Rough Service"
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HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS SHOW MORE THAN BEER It's funnier than alll getout, but more than beer? |
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You know, I kinda wanna see some of these cartoon chicks naked... Cheryl would be the best in bed. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Yup. |
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HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS SHOW MORE THAN BEER It's funnier than alll getout, but more than beer? I can still drink other stuff, right? |
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