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Posted: 1/8/2012 5:56:28 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/8/2012 5:56:42 PM EDT
[#1]


 
Link Posted: 1/8/2012 6:00:45 PM EDT
[#2]
"Well, I see the foot's all better."  "And I see you're still a hatchet-faced prick!"

"Do you see that sign?" "Do you see THAT sign?"  (knocks coffee cup to the ground) "That's why! So we don't get ants!"





"Oh I'm queer, from the guy who's tiny gun came with a matching purse?"  "It's got plenty of stopping power."  "Wha, that little?" *gunshot* "Oh shit" "GOD DAMN IT ARCHER, AGAIN!"

"He was putting on his pants so I stopped him, so you better watch your step Mr...damn it!" "Hey man, you should have stuck with "Sammy Gay-vis Jr." "DAMN IT!"
Link Posted: 1/8/2012 6:01:10 PM EDT
[#3]
"Does she really need a corner office just to Xerox the ISIS newsletters?"
Link Posted: 1/8/2012 6:01:30 PM EDT
[#4]

Link Posted: 1/9/2012 2:06:10 PM EDT
[#5]

Link Posted: 1/9/2012 2:11:52 PM EDT
[#6]
Link Posted: 1/9/2012 2:19:22 PM EDT
[#7]
Best show on television. Archer is my alter ego.
Link Posted: 1/9/2012 2:20:05 PM EDT
[#8]
"What's that, Krieger?"

"Oh, just shattered dreams."


"...it smells like rotting meat."

"Also that."
Link Posted: 1/9/2012 2:20:15 PM EDT
[#9]
Link Posted: 1/9/2012 2:29:47 PM EDT
[#10]
Stupidest show on TV.
Link Posted: 1/9/2012 2:34:50 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Stupidest show on TV.




Pond_Scum...

...did you see Regis this morning?
Link Posted: 1/9/2012 2:47:39 PM EDT
[#12]
LANAAAAAAAAA!
Link Posted: 1/9/2012 2:48:08 PM EDT
[#13]



Quoted:


Stupidest show on TV.


I thought that for a long time then I watched a few episodes. I lol'd



 
Link Posted: 1/9/2012 2:50:12 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Stupidest show on TV.


I don't think this is the thread you're looking for.

This thread is for people with extraordinarily good taste.
Link Posted: 1/9/2012 2:57:15 PM EDT
[#15]
Wife hates it..

I love it and torture her with it frequently.

Not liking Archer is something that will get you ejected from my house, wife or not..


BALLZ
Link Posted: 1/9/2012 3:01:06 PM EDT
[#16]



Quoted:


Stupidest show on TV.






 
Link Posted: 1/9/2012 3:21:10 PM EDT
[#17]
I don't know that Adam Reed is good for more than a couple seasons based on his past shows.
Link Posted: 1/10/2012 3:39:30 PM EDT
[#18]

Link Posted: 1/10/2012 3:40:24 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Stupidest show on TV.


Link Posted: 1/10/2012 6:38:59 PM EDT
[#20]
Now that I think of it, a $700 slightly darker black tactical turtleneck may actually sell on ARFCOM... Will have to get on that.
Link Posted: 1/10/2012 6:44:53 PM EDT
[#21]
Cannot wait.

Can.  Not.  Wait.
Link Posted: 1/10/2012 6:49:19 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
LANAAAAAAAAA!


Name dropper
Link Posted: 1/10/2012 8:16:44 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
LANAAAAAAAAA!


WHAT?


Daaaanger zone!
Link Posted: 1/10/2012 8:30:38 PM EDT
[#24]
Link Posted: 1/10/2012 8:33:45 PM EDT
[#25]
Sploosh.
Link Posted: 1/10/2012 8:43:44 PM EDT
[#26]

Link Posted: 1/10/2012 8:57:45 PM EDT
[#27]
bloop bloop bloop and then zing  like a SST Racer!
Link Posted: 1/10/2012 9:19:08 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Cannot wait.

Can.  Not.  Wait.


Same here. I didn't start watching the show until a couple of months ago. Funny as hell. Needless to say,the gf hates it.
Link Posted: 1/10/2012 9:36:45 PM EDT
[#29]
DVR set.
Link Posted: 1/11/2012 9:22:25 AM EDT
[#30]
Cheryl: I spent, like, every summer there listening to my creepy great-grandmother bitch about Abraham Lincoln. Apparently slavery was pretty awesome.

Malory: Prove it.

Archer: What's to prove? It's free labor.

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Link Posted: 1/11/2012 9:28:05 AM EDT
[#31]
Link Posted: 1/11/2012 9:28:06 AM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Cannot wait.

Can.  Not.  Wait.


THIS
Link Posted: 1/11/2012 9:29:49 AM EDT
[#33]
taggggg
Link Posted: 1/11/2012 9:31:07 AM EDT
[#34]
"Number one answer's on the board....name the douche bag who's in charge!"


"Oh, you son of a whore!"
"Save it for the fast money round, Paddy!"
Link Posted: 1/11/2012 9:31:15 AM EDT
[#35]
Yuuuuuup.
Link Posted: 1/11/2012 9:39:21 AM EDT
[#36]
Oh, they've got rockets? My car is all out of... carburetor... good luck guys!
Link Posted: 1/11/2012 9:52:12 AM EDT
[#37]
You know, I kinda wanna see some of these cartoon chicks naked...
Link Posted: 1/11/2012 9:53:21 AM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
You know, I kinda wanna see some of these cartoon chicks naked...


Cheryl would be the best in bed.

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Link Posted: 1/11/2012 9:53:54 AM EDT
[#39]



Quoted:



Quoted:

You know, I kinda wanna see some of these cartoon chicks naked...




Cheryl would be the best in bed.



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Link Posted: 1/11/2012 9:57:26 AM EDT
[#40]
Link Posted: 1/11/2012 10:02:36 AM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
Cry havoc and let slip the hogs of war!



its Dogs of war Archer.
Whatever farm animal of war Lana!  Shut Up!
Link Posted: 1/11/2012 10:12:06 AM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Cheryl: I spent, like, every summer there listening to my creepy great-grandmother bitch about Abraham Lincoln. Apparently slavery was pretty awesome.

Malory: Prove it.

Archer: What's to prove? It's free labor.


His reaction to the ocelot a bit later in that episode cracks me up!


You need to get him some toys or something.  It's like Meowschwicz in there.
Link Posted: 1/11/2012 10:16:38 AM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Cheryl: I spent, like, every summer there listening to my creepy great-grandmother bitch about Abraham Lincoln. Apparently slavery was pretty awesome.

Malory: Prove it.

Archer: What's to prove? It's free labor.


His reaction to the ocelot a bit later in that episode cracks me up!


You need to get him some toys or something.  It's like Meowschwicz in there.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHCw1qr_oR4&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Sent via the Samsung Galaxy S™ II Skyrocket™, an AT&T 4G LTE smartphone.


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Link Posted: 1/11/2012 10:19:35 AM EDT
[#44]



Quoted:



Quoted:


Quoted:


Quoted:

Cheryl: I spent, like, every summer there listening to my creepy great-grandmother bitch about Abraham Lincoln. Apparently slavery was pretty awesome.



Malory: Prove it.



Archer: What's to prove? It's free labor.





His reaction to the ocelot a bit later in that episode cracks me up!




You need to get him some toys or something.  It's like Meowschwicz in there.






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHCw1qr_oR4&feature=youtube_gdata_player



Sent via the Samsung Galaxy S™ II Skyrocket™, an AT&T 4G LTE smartphone.





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Link Posted: 1/11/2012 10:19:47 AM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
You know, I kinda wanna see some of these cartoon chicks naked...


Cheryl would be the best in bed.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


As long as you choke her.


Krieger made a robot for that.



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Link Posted: 1/11/2012 11:09:58 AM EDT
[#46]
"Topper Bottoms, stern yet sensual captain of the SS Rough Service"
Link Posted: 1/11/2012 11:13:20 AM EDT
[#47]
HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS SHOW MORE THAN BEER
Link Posted: 1/11/2012 11:44:56 AM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS SHOW MORE THAN BEER


It's funnier than alll getout, but more than beer?  
Link Posted: 1/11/2012 11:51:39 AM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
Quoted:
You know, I kinda wanna see some of these cartoon chicks naked...


Cheryl would be the best in bed.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


Yup.
Link Posted: 1/11/2012 12:37:41 PM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
Quoted:
HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS SHOW MORE THAN BEER


It's funnier than alll getout, but more than beer?  


I can still drink other stuff, right?
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