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Posted: 1/11/2012 1:24:32 PM EDT
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I can still drink other stuff, right?  I thought that was mandatory? I love leaving the bars, some pizza rolls and a beer and watching Archer reruns until I fall asleep. 
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Posted: 1/11/2012 1:29:52 PM EDT
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HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS SHOW MORE THAN BEER It's funnier than alll getout, but more than beer?  I can still drink other stuff, right? Gummy bears and Scotch |
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Posted: 1/11/2012 1:39:59 PM EDT
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Archer: He touched my penis with his penis!
Pam: Wow. Archer: Yeah, he just came up to me and was like.... "boop" |
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Posted: 1/11/2012 4:54:33 PM EDT
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Archer: He touched my penis with his penis! Pam: Wow. Archer: Yeah, he just came up to me and was like.... "boop" Pam: where at? Archer: Head and Shaft Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 1/11/2012 5:05:54 PM EDT
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"Tell them about the sex robot."
Kreiger:"Fister Roboto ? The amazing thing is, It doesn't just fist...IT'S LEARNING !!!" |
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Posted: 1/11/2012 8:55:38 PM EDT
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I love the show and my wife hates it, thank God we have 2 DVRs
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Posted: 1/12/2012 5:05:01 AM EDT
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Hmm. I was just trying to imagine whore island.
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Posted: 1/12/2012 11:39:49 AM EDT
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Did you and my mother––
No! OH THANK GOD |
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Posted: 1/12/2012 11:46:51 AM EDT
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"No! When they're dead, they're just HOOKERS!"
"I don't know what kind of grading system they have for sand.... But I'm going with coarse." |
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Posted: 1/12/2012 11:50:31 AM EDT
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This van is like rolling probable cause...
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Posted: 1/12/2012 11:52:33 AM EDT
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Sweet.
I have been passing the time between seasons by yelling "Do you want ants? Because THAT'S HOW YOU GET ANTS!" at the cat when I sweep up the food he knocks all over the place. |
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Posted: 1/12/2012 12:25:15 PM EDT
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Sweet. I have been passing the time between seasons by yelling "Do you want ants? Because THAT'S HOW YOU GET ANTS!" at the cat when I sweep up the food he knocks all over the place. I do this to people at work. About 4 of us watch it, always within earshot, which is great, since we're the only ones who pick up on it. lulz commence. |
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Posted: 1/12/2012 5:40:35 PM EDT
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"Well, if you're into power let's go down to my van, cause Red Barchetta through a ten-gigawatt preamp is...wait PLEASE tell me you're into Rush."
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Posted: 1/12/2012 6:56:52 PM EDT
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She was the Pele of anal.
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Posted: 1/13/2012 7:47:55 PM EDT
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Quoted: She was the Pele of anal. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile  |
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Posted: 1/13/2012 7:49:59 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/13/2012 7:50:28 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Archer: He touched my penis with his penis! Pam: Wow. Archer: Yeah, he just came up to me and was like.... "boop" Pam: where at? Archer: Head and Shaft Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 1/17/2012 6:25:58 PM EDT
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This Friday.
I was watching some of the episodes from the mini season. Can't wait. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 1/17/2012 6:32:34 PM EDT
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What's the fun of being a secret agent if you can't tell anyone?
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Posted: 1/17/2012 6:48:26 PM EDT
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I can't hear you over my giant throbbing....
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Posted: 1/18/2012 2:59:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/19/2012 12:59:03 PM EDT
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5 hours!
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Posted: 1/19/2012 3:13:35 PM EDT
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Does this look as bad as it looks?
Pumped! |
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Posted: 1/19/2012 4:02:10 PM EDT
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Two hours away! And it turns out Archer's mother is dating Burt Reynolds.
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Posted: 1/19/2012 4:51:09 PM EDT
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Can't wait!
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Posted: 1/19/2012 5:44:15 PM EDT
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13 minute warning
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Posted: 1/19/2012 6:01:10 PM EDT
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Please no spoilers before those of us on the west coast have a chance... Thanks!
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Posted: 1/19/2012 6:07:49 PM EDT
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Cheryl: I spent, like, every summer there listening to my creepy great-grandmother bitch about Abraham Lincoln. Apparently slavery was pretty awesome. Malory: Prove it. Archer: What's to prove? It's free labor. His reaction to the ocelot a bit later in that episode cracks me up! One word: meowschwitz!
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Posted: 1/19/2012 6:08:56 PM EDT
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you could totally drown a baby in my panties right now.
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Posted: 1/19/2012 6:28:02 PM EDT
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just tape 'em up
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Posted: 1/19/2012 6:28:22 PM EDT
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Pretty good start to the season
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Posted: 1/19/2012 6:35:08 PM EDT
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Excellent start to the season. BR's delivery was good.
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Posted: 1/19/2012 6:37:49 PM EDT
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Quoted: you could totally drown a baby in my panties right now. Not baby, it was toddler, and I lost it at that line!  |
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Posted: 1/19/2012 6:40:53 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: you could totally drown a baby in my panties right now. Not baby, it was toddler, and I lost it at that line! oops- i was laughing hard on that one |
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Posted: 1/19/2012 6:40:57 PM EDT
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Danger Zooooonnnneeeeee!!!!
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Posted: 1/19/2012 6:42:13 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/19/2012 7:50:44 PM EDT
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Had to watch it twice.
You miss a lot on some episodes. Kriegers van and virtual girl was freaking hilarious. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 1/19/2012 8:05:15 PM EDT
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Good show!
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Posted: 1/19/2012 8:18:01 PM EDT
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Hmm. I was just trying to imagine whore island. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile That's not a....real....place.....?!? Is it? The airship is filled with non-flammable Helium, what part of that don't you understand? Well, obviously, the entire concept. |
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Posted: 1/19/2012 9:42:53 PM EDT
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Kreiger's new van " Vanispheres "........ play on the Rush Hemispheres album cover.
Wonder what his next van is going to be...Farewell to Kreiger ?????
Prettygood episode except for the 10-15 min of commercials..... |
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Posted: 1/19/2012 10:06:50 PM EDT
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My.
Fucking. Cable. is. out. from. snow. |
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Posted: 1/20/2012 8:55:23 AM EDT
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Burt: Do you know what your problems is?
Archer: My pants are wet?
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Posted: 1/20/2012 6:11:16 PM EDT
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Obviously we are going to wait for her, she is the hot one.
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Posted: 1/24/2012 10:11:21 PM EDT
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I was really disapointed in the season opener. Burt Reynolds? Worst episode ever.
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Posted: 1/25/2012 5:22:46 AM EDT
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I was really disapointed in the season opener. Burt Reynolds? Worst episode ever. Blasphemy! |
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Posted: 1/25/2012 6:32:55 AM EDT
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I was really disapointed in the season opener. Burt Reynolds? Worst episode ever. I thought it was okay and I enjoyed it, but wouldn't consider it a great episode. I agree that a Burt Reynolds episode - which is a bit of a gimmick - wasn't necessarily the best season opener. Still, I love the show.
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Posted: 1/26/2012 9:11:24 AM EDT
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Looks like some jungle ops tonight.
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Posted: 1/26/2012 9:42:58 AM EDT
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Now they need Bo Derek to do a show, like she did for Chuck.
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Posted: 1/26/2012 10:22:23 AM EDT
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I was really disapointed in the season opener. Burt Reynolds? Worst episode ever. I thought it was okay and I enjoyed it, but wouldn't consider it a great episode. I agree that a Burt Reynolds episode - which is a bit of a gimmick - wasn't necessarily the best season opener. Still, I love the show. Archer gets to hang out with his boyhood idol, that happens to be dating his mom. Not the best show, but it was good. Krieger is turning into one of my favorites on the show. His one liners are great. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 1/26/2012 10:24:29 AM EDT
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I was really disapointed in the season opener. Burt Reynolds? Worst episode ever. Blasphemy! I thought it was great. But my favorite episodes are the Heart of Archness arc. "You just killed like ten pirates!" "Wow, if the five-year-old me knew that he would totally get a huge boner. I don't know why I just said that." |
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