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Link Posted: 10/22/2010 9:03:44 PM EDT
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My first submission from my own FB page:

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg123/adam21avenger/Untitled.png  


Link Posted: 10/22/2010 9:04:05 PM EDT
[#2]



Quoted:



At least now people will know why she's lost all the time.  
Even if it was right, you'd need 2 mirrors for it to be useful...





 
Link Posted: 10/22/2010 11:23:53 PM EDT
[#3]


Looks like sharpie to me
Link Posted: 10/23/2010 8:17:59 AM EDT
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Looks like sharpie to me

Looks like a dullie to me.  





 
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 9:25:52 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/26/2010 9:28:20 AM EDT
[#6]


If only he'd have specified "sammiches" instead of sandwiches...
Link Posted: 10/31/2010 3:44:17 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/31/2010 4:02:32 AM EDT
[#8]
I got trolled good by a friend of a friend.







 
Link Posted: 11/3/2010 12:52:50 AM EDT
[#9]
Poking libtards with a stick.




Link Posted: 11/3/2010 2:16:03 AM EDT
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A girl's status that I noticed today...












one of the worst days of my life, and then to top it off Jan Brewer won. WTF ARIZONA?


 
Link Posted: 11/4/2010 12:51:28 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/4/2010 12:58:11 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/4/2010 1:28:35 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/4/2010 1:31:25 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/4/2010 1:41:03 PM EDT
[#16]


Thats awesome and I would love to see what he wrote
Link Posted: 11/4/2010 1:59:39 PM EDT
[#17]
Tag for later!
Link Posted: 11/4/2010 2:00:32 PM EDT
[#18]







OH FUCK!!






 
 
 
 
Link Posted: 11/4/2010 2:01:28 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/4/2010 2:48:13 PM EDT
[#20]


It's timely!











 
Link Posted: 11/4/2010 3:23:42 PM EDT
[#21]


That is awesome.
Link Posted: 11/4/2010 10:25:40 PM EDT
[#22]


Pauly Shore would not approve of this post.  
Link Posted: 11/5/2010 2:02:30 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/5/2010 2:38:45 PM EDT
[#24]





The most frightening part of this, to me, is that she said Professor. That implies that she's in college!



 
Link Posted: 11/5/2010 2:56:20 PM EDT
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The most frightening part of this, to me, is that she said Professor. That implies that she's in college!
 


Stupid people are EVERYWHERE.  Heck, think about that Congres-critter that thought that island would capsize if you put too many people on it.
Link Posted: 11/5/2010 2:57:24 PM EDT
[#26]


i love it.
Link Posted: 11/5/2010 3:06:16 PM EDT
[#27]
Wow, that is some funny shit right there.
Link Posted: 11/5/2010 3:20:07 PM EDT
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The most frightening part of this, to me, is that she said Professor. That implies that she's in college!

 


Actually, she said "professer", so she should still be in lower grades.



 
Link Posted: 11/5/2010 6:45:46 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/5/2010 7:00:46 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/5/2010 9:47:39 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/5/2010 11:33:39 PM EDT
[#32]












I lol-ed at this one on my page...








 
Link Posted: 11/6/2010 2:28:48 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/6/2010 3:31:10 AM EDT
[#34]
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The most frightening part of this, to me, is that she said Professor. That implies that she's in college!
 


So my first day in an entry-level science class at the local community college...the Prof tells everyone to go out and buy the textbook, and make sure that they get the included atlas for reference during the course.

The next class session rolls around, and after it ends I go up to the front to ask a question.  A few people are standing around, and this average-looking dude pipes up with his complaint: "I went to the library to get the book like you told us, but they didn't have that atlas-thingy for sale."

*Prof looks puzzled*  "The library?"

"Yeah, to go buy the book.  But they didn't have that shit, and I can't find it now.  What's wrong?"

*Prof looks at student.  Prof gives me this stare that says 'I'm not paid enough to answer this question; it's your turn'*

Me: "Ummm, you don't buy books from a library...you get them from the bookstore over next to the cafeteria.  The library just loans books out dude."

*dawning look of comprehension, anxiety, embarassment, and fear rises across his face*

At that moment it must've occurred to him that the only acceptable social response at this point would be to physically evacuate himself from the premises.  The guy literally bolted for the door, threw it open, and then shouted over his shoulder as he ran into the hallway "IT DOESN'T MEAN I'M STUPID!"

All remaining students and the teacher just kinda looked at each other....


Fast forward about a week, same class.  Professor is lecturing on the fundamentals of science; anyone with a brain has already switched off and gone to sleep.

"Can anyone here in the class give me an example of a living organism?  Anyone?"

*random bubblehead near the front of the class* "I know!  Fire!"

From the other side of the room I hear the Textbook Genius shout out "Even I'm not that stupid!"

I think the professor had to stop talking for a minute or two there and go find the flask in his desk.
Link Posted: 11/6/2010 11:35:48 AM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Quoted:


The most frightening part of this, to me, is that she said Professor. That implies that she's in college!
 


So my first day in an entry-level science class at the local community college...the Prof tells everyone to go out and buy the textbook, and make sure that they get the included atlas for reference during the course.

The next class session rolls around, and after it ends I go up to the front to ask a question.  A few people are standing around, and this average-looking dude pipes up with his complaint: "I went to the library to get the book like you told us, but they didn't have that atlas-thingy for sale."

*Prof looks puzzled*  "The library?"

"Yeah, to go buy the book.  But they didn't have that shit, and I can't find it now.  What's wrong?"

*Prof looks at student.  Prof gives me this stare that says 'I'm not paid enough to answer this question; it's your turn'*

Me: "Ummm, you don't buy books from a library...you get them from the bookstore over next to the cafeteria.  The library just loans books out dude."

*dawning look of comprehension, anxiety, embarassment, and fear rises across his face*

At that moment it must've occurred to him that the only acceptable social response at this point would be to physically evacuate himself from the premises.  The guy literally bolted for the door, threw it open, and then shouted over his shoulder as he ran into the hallway "IT DOESN'T MEAN I'M STUPID!"

All remaining students and the teacher just kinda looked at each other....


Fast forward about a week, same class.  Professor is lecturing on the fundamentals of science; anyone with a brain has already switched off and gone to sleep.

"Can anyone here in the class give me an example of a living organism?  Anyone?"

*random bubblehead near the front of the class* "I know!  Fire!"

From the other side of the room I hear the Textbook Genius shout out  style='font-weight: bold;']"Even I'm not that stupid!"[/span]

I think the professor had to stop talking for a minute or two there and go find the flask in his desk.


I rost
Link Posted: 11/6/2010 1:36:46 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/6/2010 2:55:14 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/6/2010 3:06:03 PM EDT
[#38]




I almost have to agree with the guy. Except the ppart about american optics



Link Posted: 12/2/2010 8:38:35 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/2/2010 8:40:34 AM EDT
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That's one classy lady right there...



 
Link Posted: 12/2/2010 8:46:57 AM EDT
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That's one classy lady right there...
 


Yeah I think I know her.
Link Posted: 12/2/2010 6:39:03 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/2/2010 9:52:20 PM EDT
[#43]



Quoted:







At least now people will know why she's lost all the time.  


B/c she's female?

 
Link Posted: 12/2/2010 9:59:01 PM EDT
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Quoted:
Quoted:


That's one classy lady right there...
 


Yeah I think I know her.


The plot thickens.
Link Posted: 12/2/2010 10:09:27 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
Quoted:
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That's one classy lady right there...
 


Yeah I think I know her.


The plot thickens.


No, as in we (men) all know a broad (or two) that would pull some shit like that.
Link Posted: 12/3/2010 1:22:13 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/3/2010 1:54:14 AM EDT
[#47]
Link Posted: 12/3/2010 2:02:43 AM EDT
[#48]


Thats some F'ed up shit right there.
Link Posted: 12/3/2010 2:23:59 AM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
It's timely!


 


LOVE IT!...

Bet this nails a bunch of arfcommers.

Link Posted: 12/3/2010 2:36:05 AM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:


At least now people will know why she's lost all the time.  


Because she's a woman?
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