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Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:19:14 PM EDT
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Whatever
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Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:20:54 PM EDT
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A stupid fucking car
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There's no need to be upset, Greta.
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:21:05 PM EDT
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Blah blah blah
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:21:12 PM EDT
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The mother of all grated cheeses
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I may add more cheese later.

This chunk has been waiting in the freezer for quite a while.
Its partner was freshly grated before I started cooking around Noon.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/40561/Cheese_jpeg-2260220.JPG


Sounds Orchestral  Half As Nice
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The mother of all grated cheeses


Had a patient a while back who was cutting a block of cheese to shred when she slammed the knife through a kitchen appliance power cord and electrocuted herself.
Nice scorch mark where she was holding the knife; a ~2"x4" 3rd degree burn to her forearm from the arc flash, and some pain alternating with numbness from her fingertips to her shoulder.

Oops.
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:21:39 PM EDT
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There's no need to be upset, Greta.
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Have you seen what he drives?  I’d be upset as well
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:22:31 PM EDT
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Had a patient a while back who was cutting a block of cheese to shred when she slammed the knife through a kitchen appliance power cord and electrocuted herself.
Nice scorch mark where she was holding the knife; a ~2"x4" 3rd degree burn to her forearm from the arc flash, and some pain alternating with numbness from her fingertips to her shoulder.

Oops.
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Electricity is awesome. Can’t really predict what it will do
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:23:01 PM EDT
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Have you seen what he drives?  I’d be upset as well
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He dresses up like Lance Armstrong and rides a kid's toy. He's upset from having his tiny nuts crusted by spandex and a pointy bike seat stuck up his ass.
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:23:54 PM EDT
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Electricity is awesome. Can’t really predict what it will do
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Had a patient a while back who was cutting a block of cheese to shred when she slammed the knife through a kitchen appliance power cord and electrocuted herself.
Nice scorch mark where she was holding the knife; a ~2"x4" 3rd degree burn to her forearm from the arc flash, and some pain alternating with numbness from her fingertips to her shoulder.

Oops.


Electricity is awesome. Can’t really predict what it will do


It'll fuck you up, which is generally a safe prediction.
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:26:43 PM EDT
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The hardest part about spaghetti sauce is't the cooking/brewing it: The Headache is cleaning up the stove and the walls around it.

Heat on Low, cover pot with lid, then when you lift the lid to stir it there will be splatters of sauce rocketing everywhere....
Wearing light to white clothing while making spaghetti sauce is NOT recommended.
Your clothing will look like failed Modern Art


Sounds Orchestral – Smoke Ritual
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:27:03 PM EDT
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It should get your attention at the very least.
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:27:24 PM EDT
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He dresses up like Lance Armstrong and rides a kid's toy. He's upset from having his tiny nuts crusted by spandex and a pointy bike seat stuck up his ass.
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I dunno, this is AJ. I think he likes stuff up his ass.
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:27:40 PM EDT
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Suck a fat baby's dick and fuck off.


Jesus Christ you asshole
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:28:14 PM EDT
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Not you.

I was posting around you
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:29:23 PM EDT
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It'll fuck you up, which is generally a safe prediction.
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Used to grab 120vac for fun. I’ve had 36vdc burn the shit out of me. 277vac almost killed me. I’ve also worked 600vac hot.
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:29:55 PM EDT
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Whatever. I’ll leave
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:33:00 PM EDT
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You're too much of an asshole to leave.
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:33:29 PM EDT
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What a retard.


He doesn't even know what a car is
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You know what an AK mag is?
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:33:54 PM EDT
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Hitting that 360vdc was always a good time.

Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:34:08 PM EDT
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1963 Ford Fairlane 500
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I'm not even a car guy but I really like how it looks too.

What is it again?

1963 Ford Fairlane 500


Oh cool, she's a beauty.
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:34:13 PM EDT
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You know what an AK mag is?
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No I've never touched one
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:35:28 PM EDT
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No I've never touched one
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You know what an AK mag is?


No I've never touched one


Had some waiting for me when I got home today.

Retard.
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:36:09 PM EDT
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Suck a fat baby's dick and fuck off.


Jesus Christ you asshole
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Go finish your drywall, you fucking halfwit.
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:36:36 PM EDT
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Not you.

I was posting around you
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Oh. My bad. I take the drywall comment back. I only said it to be hurtful.
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:37:22 PM EDT
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Used to grab 120vac for fun. I’ve had 36vdc burn the shit out of me. 277vac almost killed me. I’ve also worked 600vac hot.
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I've licked a 9v battery, before. Otherwise I turn the breaker off. I'm not very lucky.
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:37:41 PM EDT
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Had some waiting for me when I got home today.

Retard.
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Yay
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:38:23 PM EDT
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Oh. My bad. I take the drywall comment back. I only said it to be hurtful.
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Hurt me so bad baby
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:39:27 PM EDT
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I've licked a 9v battery, before. Otherwise I turn the breaker off. I'm not very lucky.
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I've cut a few wires with insulated pliers and turned the breakers off that way.


That's a fun little way to be safe.
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:40:16 PM EDT
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I’m sure he’ll get some this week
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:40:37 PM EDT
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Oh cool, she's a beauty.
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Wanna ride in the back?
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:40:43 PM EDT
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Hurt me so bad baby
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Want me to bruise your kidneys and call you a moron or something?
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:43:17 PM EDT
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I've cut a few wires with insulated pliers and turned the breakers off that way.


That's a fun little way to be safe.
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Turning that $50 pair of lineman’s into strippers.
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:45:45 PM EDT
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Want me to bruise your kidneys and call you a moron or something?
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Sure, will you by me dinner after?
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:45:58 PM EDT
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Turning that $50 pair of lineman’s into strippers.
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Yep
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:46:24 PM EDT
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Wanna ride in the back?
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In the trunk with the dead hookers
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:48:58 PM EDT
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Sure, will you by me dinner after?
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I'll take you to dinner and then slip out sticking you with the bill.
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:54:51 PM EDT
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He dresses up like Lance Armstrong and rides a kid's toy. He's upset from having his tiny nuts crusted by spandex and a pointy bike seat stuck up his ass.
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Have you seen what he drives?  I’d be upset as well


He dresses up like Lance Armstrong and rides a kid's toy. He's upset from having his tiny nuts crusted by spandex and a pointy bike seat stuck up his ass.

You think the bike seat up my ass upset me?

EL OH EL
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:55:16 PM EDT
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I dunno, this is AJ. I think he likes stuff up his ass.
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He dresses up like Lance Armstrong and rides a kid's toy. He's upset from having his tiny nuts crusted by spandex and a pointy bike seat stuck up his ass.

I dunno, this is AJ. I think he likes stuff up his ass.

TY
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:55:30 PM EDT
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I'll take you to dinner and then slip out sticking you with the bill.
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I've never been good at slipping out
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:55:59 PM EDT
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You think the bike seat up my ass upset me?

EL OH EL
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I don't know anything about you. I don't know you at all.
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I've never been good at slipping out
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Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:58:26 PM EDT
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Now you know he likes a bicycle seat up his ass
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 6:58:57 PM EDT
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Always a fun topic for dinner
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Now you know he likes a bicycle seat up his ass
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I guess next time he asks me if I'm happy to see him, I'll tell him I just have a bicycle seat in my pocket.
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 7:01:56 PM EDT
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Now you are just begging to be groped.



Pervert
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 7:02:37 PM EDT
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Oofta
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 7:04:41 PM EDT
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shut up, oopa loompa
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 7:05:45 PM EDT
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In the trunk with the dead hookers
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I think I can fit 6
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 7:08:37 PM EDT
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Send it
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 7:10:56 PM EDT
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Cracker ass cracker
Link Posted: 1/30/2022 7:16:42 PM EDT
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....Made a mistake: It should have been 425 degrees.




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