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Posted: 11/24/2017 10:58:03 PM EDT
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Truth Bezos is on defense in reguards to his bionic eyeball. Two previous lovers have come out describing the eyeball. The first jukuza mikuza said he would place his eyeball in her ass every Sunday and it would wonder around. She stated every four hours it would grow out of her ass like the movie "From Beyond", and look around. Bezos other defendant claims goes to Shaquandra Naquandilia Spaquandro who claims "aldo I cans understands da life of da eyeball, he do me justice tappin dat dick and keeping it goin". Word is there's a third out of Mexico from a failed spaceEx landing. He lined up 5 Mexicans and the eyeball chose one but no sources have come forward. |
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Imagine being Huma in bed as Hillary goes down on you, having to be like "damn, Habibi, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your political prowess and stroke-victim face. I love sex with you, both Huma and the real me." when all she wants is to go back in time to marry Mohammed (pbuh) as his 9 year old bride. Like seriously imagine Huma's POV, pretending to enjoy Hillary's wet slobber, the mood lighting barely concealing her crazy eyes and mustache, and just lie there, dreadful minute after minute, as she spells out her favorite Alphabet Agencies with her tongue, CIA, NSA, FB-- Ouch! You wince as she hatefully scrapes her dentures across your clit, but you fake some loud moans to cover it up. Not only having to tolerate her oral skills (no wonder Bill went rogue) and her monstrous fucking visage lapping sloppily between your thighs, but her haughty attitude as everyone in public tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, MRS. CLINTON LOOKS LIKE THAT?? they're not the ones who sees her this close without her clown make-up to cover up her "au naturel" beauty. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of wannabe models from Weiner's Instagram DMs your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the sand dunes in the future Islamic State (INSHALLAH). You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and you swear you can taste the fishy scent from her loose crusty vag as she winks at you to switch places, smugly assured that she gave you multiple orgasms, and you're getting paid for the opportunity to eat the "First (what she calls it herself) Pussy" of the United States, the pussy she let marinade in her diaper shit all day. And then she tells you "faster don't stop," and you know you could kill all your Muslim Brotherhood handlers before CIA could put you down, but you swallow and endure, because you're fucking Huma. You're not going to lose your spy career and alimony over this. Just bear it. Bury your tongue and bear it.
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I'm glad some of you have a sense of nonsense humor. Stay safe ARFCOM, I'm going to sleep, yes drinking but not the excuse. Not one needed, bezos is a tax fund baby.
Tessla should be government de-funded but not his rockets. Akuuma Lapar hinted there was a time Bezos spent in her hut when His eyeball slipped under her skirt and tried tried for a new socket but she slapped the eyeball with her shoe which retreated back to Bazos |
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Imagine being Huma in bed as Hillary goes down on you, having to be like "damn, Habibi, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your political prowess and stroke-victim face. I love sex with you, both Huma and the real me." when all she wants is to go back in time to marry Mohammed (pbuh) as his 9 year old bride. Like seriously imagine Huma's POV, pretending to enjoy Hillary's wet slobber, the mood lighting barely concealing her crazy eyes and mustache, and just lie there, dreadful minute after minute, as she spells out her favorite Alphabet Agencies with her tongue, CIA, NSA, FB-- Ouch! You wince as she hatefully scrapes her dentures across your clit, but you fake some loud moans to cover it up. Not only having to tolerate her oral skills (no wonder Bill went rogue) and her monstrous fucking visage lapping sloppily between your thighs, but her haughty attitude as everyone in public tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, MRS. CLINTON LOOKS LIKE THAT?? they're not the ones who sees her this close without her clown make-up to cover up her "au naturel" beauty. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of wannabe models from Weiner's Instagram DMs your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the sand dunes in the future Islamic State (INSHALLAH). You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and you swear you can taste the fishy scent from her loose crusty vag as she winks at you to switch places, smugly assured that she gave you multiple orgasms, and you're getting paid for the opportunity to eat the "First (what she calls it herself) Pussy" of the United States, the pussy she let marinade in her diaper shit all day. And then she tells you "faster don't stop," and you know you could kill all your Muslim Brotherhood handlers before CIA could put you down, but you swallow and endure, because you're fucking Huma. You're not going to lose your spy career and alimony over this. Just bear it. Bury your tongue and bear it. View Quote |
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Every time I think I've seen the weirdest stuff on the internet, GD always tops it.
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I'm in...I'll check back tomorrow. This will be 5 pages by then.
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Imagine being Huma in bed as Hillary goes down on you, having to be like "damn, Habibi, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your political prowess and stroke-victim face. I love sex with you, both Huma and the real me." when all she wants is to go back in time to marry Mohammed (pbuh) as his 9 year old bride. Like seriously imagine Huma's POV, pretending to enjoy Hillary's wet slobber, the mood lighting barely concealing her crazy eyes and mustache, and just lie there, dreadful minute after minute, as she spells out her favorite Alphabet Agencies with her tongue, CIA, NSA, FB-- Ouch! You wince as she hatefully scrapes her dentures across your clit, but you fake some loud moans to cover it up. Not only having to tolerate her oral skills (no wonder Bill went rogue) and her monstrous fucking visage lapping sloppily between your thighs, but her haughty attitude as everyone in public tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, MRS. CLINTON LOOKS LIKE THAT?? they're not the ones who sees her this close without her clown make-up to cover up her "au naturel" beauty. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of wannabe models from Weiner's Instagram DMs your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the sand dunes in the future Islamic State (INSHALLAH). You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and you swear you can taste the fishy scent from her loose crusty vag as she winks at you to switch places, smugly assured that she gave you multiple orgasms, and you're getting paid for the opportunity to eat the "First (what she calls it herself) Pussy" of the United States, the pussy she let marinade in her diaper shit all day. And then she tells you "faster don't stop," and you know you could kill all your Muslim Brotherhood handlers before CIA could put you down, but you swallow and endure, because you're fucking Huma. You're not going to lose your spy career and alimony over this. Just bear it. Bury your tongue and bear it. View Quote |
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I'm not sure if it's the fact I don't feel good and I'm hopped up on sleepy-time medicine or if the OP's post is just that fucked up.
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The best part is you never know when one of these WTFO threads will appear.
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This belongs in the Saudi thread. I'm sure the folks there will find a tie in to the Podesta e-mails, lunar base, and Kennedy assasination.
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