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Posted: 11/25/2017 1:36:35 AM EDT

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K

Let me know when I can order one with NV and 20x optical zoom for $100 shipped off his website

Posted: 11/25/2017 1:54:36 AM EDT

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Posted: 11/25/2017 2:48:01 AM EDT

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ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!

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Ghost B.C. - Secular Haze

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Posted: 11/25/2017 4:53:46 AM EDT

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I'm glad some of you have a sense of nonsense humor. Stay safe ARFCOM, I'm going to sleep, yes drinking but not the excuse. Not one needed, bezos is a tax fund baby.

Tessla should be government de-funded but not his rockets.

Akuuma Lapar hinted there was a time Bezos spent in her hut when His eyeball slipped under her skirt and tried tried for a new socket but she slapped the eyeball with her shoe which retreated back to Bazos

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If you wrote a book, I'd pay good money for it.

Posted: 11/25/2017 7:10:32 AM EDT

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It's a tarp.

Triaging to confront the threat.

Will travel.

All knowing. All seeing. The end is definitely nigh.

Posted: 11/25/2017 8:15:09 AM EDT

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Posted: 11/25/2017 11:14:23 AM EDT

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OP ate too many of the wrong mushrooms.

Posted: 11/25/2017 1:40:47 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/25/2017 3:19:29 PM EDT

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I don't know why this is so funny but I can't stop laughing at it.

Posted: 11/25/2017 3:32:16 PM EDT

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Its amazing what you come up with when you are high as a kite.

Posted: 11/25/2017 3:43:34 PM EDT

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I don't know why this is so funny but I can't stop laughing at it.

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I don't know why this is so funny but I can't stop laughing at it.

So Alice is literally the devil?

Posted: 11/25/2017 5:54:29 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/25/2017 6:08:53 PM EDT

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@TooBeaucoup

Posted: 11/25/2017 6:38:49 PM EDT

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Boohahahahahaha

Posted: 11/25/2017 6:42:13 PM EDT

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That sounds like Pirkle talk.

Posted: 11/25/2017 6:43:01 PM EDT

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Dafuq. I guess.

Posted: 11/25/2017 6:44:19 PM EDT

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This thread rocks

Posted: 11/25/2017 6:52:16 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/25/2017 7:00:34 PM EDT

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This thread has me confused. I can't decide if I'm happy or sad that I don't do drugs.

Posted: 11/25/2017 7:14:12 PM EDT

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I have no idea what's going on

Posted: 11/25/2017 7:15:15 PM EDT

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OP,... those were NOT morels. It's not even the right time of year for morels.

Posted: 11/25/2017 7:15:50 PM EDT

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Postin' on flakka yo!

Posted: 11/25/2017 7:16:59 PM EDT

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This belongs in the opioid thread.

Posted: 11/25/2017 7:18:01 PM EDT

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Nah, it needs its own "flakka effects" thread.

Posted: 11/25/2017 7:29:03 PM EDT

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Put down the pot needle son.

Posted: 11/25/2017 7:33:14 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/26/2017 11:37:46 AM EDT

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What a bunch of sick fucks.

Posted: 11/26/2017 11:41:59 AM EDT

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“If you could see what I’ve seen with your eyes.”

Posted: 11/26/2017 11:42:21 AM EDT

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Posted: 11/26/2017 1:34:55 PM EDT

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My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At middle age I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, OP because your thread gave me cancer anyway.

Posted: 11/26/2017 1:34:58 PM EDT

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wat

Posted: 11/26/2017 1:35:03 PM EDT

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GD is so much fun sometimes.

Posted: 11/26/2017 1:36:56 PM EDT

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... "Shaquandra Naquandilia Spaquandro", really?

Posted: 11/26/2017 1:37:37 PM EDT

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woof

Posted: 11/26/2017 1:42:16 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/26/2017 3:53:15 PM EDT

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Now imagine that she actually loves it

Posted: 11/26/2017 3:57:45 PM EDT

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What?????

Posted: 11/26/2017 6:53:43 PM EDT

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I broke my glasses and am wearing an old pair.

Your post says: I want my dick back.

After reading the above I want mine back too.

Posted: 11/26/2017 7:06:27 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/29/2017 6:55:32 PM EDT

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Not really.

Posted: 11/29/2017 8:09:19 PM EDT

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Imagine being Huma in bed as Hillary goes down on you, having to be like "damn, Habibi, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your political prowess and stroke-victim face. I love sex with you, both Huma and the real me." when all she wants is to go back in time to marry Mohammed (pbuh) as his 9 year old bride. Like seriously imagine Huma's POV, pretending to enjoy Hillary's wet slobber, the mood lighting barely concealing her crazy eyes and mustache, and just lie there, dreadful minute after minute, as she spells out her favorite Alphabet Agencies with her tongue, CIA, NSA, FB-- Ouch! You wince as she hatefully scrapes her dentures across your clit, but you fake some loud moans to cover it up. Not only having to tolerate her oral skills (no wonder Bill went rogue) and her monstrous fucking visage lapping sloppily between your thighs, but her haughty attitude as everyone in public tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, MRS. CLINTON LOOKS LIKE THAT?? they're not the ones who sees her this close without her clown make-up to cover up her "au naturel" beauty. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of wannabe models from Weiner's Instagram DMs your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the sand dunes in the future Islamic State (INSHALLAH). You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and you swear you can taste the fishy scent from her loose crusty vag as she winks at you to switch places, smugly assured that she gave you multiple orgasms, and you're getting paid for the opportunity to eat the "First (what she calls it herself) Pussy" of the United States, the pussy she let marinade in her diaper shit all day. And then she tells you "faster don't stop," and you know you could kill all your Muslim Brotherhood handlers before CIA could put you down, but you swallow and endure, because you're fucking Huma. You're not going to lose your spy career and alimony over this. Just bear it. Bury your tongue and bear it.

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I have the weirdest boner right now...