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Posted: 8/30/2011 4:25:11 PM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:

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"He was attracted to all kinds of women...regardless of texture physics."

The fuck?

Hentai.

At least..........

Posted: 8/30/2011 4:25:24 PM EDT

[#2]

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THat's just whack.

HA!

Posted: 8/30/2011 4:31:54 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
THat's just whack.

up to this point I kept my composure with difficulty, then I read that and ROST hard enough to wake the cat.

Posted: 8/30/2011 4:32:22 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:

THat's just whack. whack. whack. whack. whack. whack. whack. whack. whack. whack. whack. whack. whack. whack. whack. whack. whack. whack. whack. whack. whack. whack. whack. whack. whack. whack. whack. whack. whack. whack. whack. whack. whack. whack. whack. whack. whack. whack. whack. whack. whack. wha...

FIFY

Posted: 8/30/2011 4:33:20 PM EDT

[#5]

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I'm going to wave the BS flag on this one.

Bizarre story, check.
Foreign news source, check.
few verifiable details, check.

This

Posted: 8/30/2011 4:33:42 PM EDT

[#6]

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Was that thing on auto? How the fuck do you blow a load every 10 minutes

It's been awhile since you were 16 eh?

Posted: 8/30/2011 4:33:54 PM EDT

[#7]

Douglas Adams was right The answer to Life the Universe and Everthing is 42

Posted: 8/30/2011 4:34:22 PM EDT

[#8]

Possibly related that his SO wrench was not compatible to his CM sockets. The tolerances were too stiff.

Posted: 8/30/2011 4:37:36 PM EDT

[#9]

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This needs attention from Myth busters or MANswer.......

If anyone can figure it out, the crew at mythbusters can.

Great, now I have an image of Adam and Jamie stroking it all night.

(that or it would involve Grant building a robot. )

Posted: 8/30/2011 4:38:52 PM EDT

[#10]

He didn't see that cumming...

Posted: 8/30/2011 4:39:00 PM EDT

[#11]

For some reason I'm reminded of the old cartoon from the 80's saying "how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop"

Posted: 8/30/2011 4:39:01 PM EDT

[#12]

Posted: 8/30/2011 4:40:25 PM EDT

[#13]

My ding a ling

my ding a ling

Posted: 8/30/2011 4:43:30 PM EDT

[#14]

He probably had Viagra + Dexedrine + that 'warm' KY. I can see how that could work for a youngster. Now if I tried, it, I would 'stroke' out if I didn't actually blow a gasket!

In any event, after three or four I'm sure I would be a goner.

Posted: 8/30/2011 4:44:39 PM EDT

[#15]

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finally, something good comes out of googling "boy masturbating"

Hilarious, but I suspect the uptight, Nancy-Drew brigade around here will take extreme offense.

Posted: 8/30/2011 4:52:18 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

Douglas Adams was right The answer to Life the Universe and Everthing is 42

You beat me to it!

Posted: 8/30/2011 4:53:08 PM EDT

[#17]

Women have all the luck when it comes to orgasms.

Posted: 8/30/2011 4:54:54 PM EDT

[#18]

Imagine if he he'd gotten hold of a flesh light.....you think Irene was bad.

Posted: 8/30/2011 4:57:33 PM EDT

[#19]

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finally, something good comes out of googling "boy masturbating"

Let it go––––it's just GD being GD.

Posted: 8/30/2011 4:58:57 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

Screen name?

You_Shook_Me_All_Night_Long?

Posted: 8/30/2011 5:02:04 PM EDT

[#21]

I just came

Posted: 8/30/2011 5:04:08 PM EDT

[#22]

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I remember them good ole days when I could masturbate all night long.

I was 15 - 16 with that kind of staying power.

I might of done the 7 - 10 hour thing a couple of times.

Lots of spooge.

Obviously didn't die or go blind and I didn't break it.

Maybe them Brazillian teenagers are not getting the nutrition necessary for all night masturbation.

I did eat and drink a lot before during and after.

http://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/z403/Qbore257/inbruges1.gif

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I rost.

Posted: 8/30/2011 5:05:08 PM EDT

[#23]

I'm sure his favorite baseball team was the Yankees.

Posted: 8/30/2011 5:14:05 PM EDT

[#24]

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I'm sure his favorite baseball team was the Yankees.

Yea, I bet he pulled hard for the Yankees.

Posted: 8/30/2011 5:25:01 PM EDT

[#25]

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Was that thing on auto? How the fuck do you blow a load every 10 minutes

I'd tell you but, I'd have to kill you.

How wiil you kill him?

By giving him 42 handjobs?

Posted: 8/30/2011 5:26:00 PM EDT

[#26]

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Poor bastard must have not had a sister.

He's not from West Virgina

Posted: 8/30/2011 5:31:12 PM EDT

[#27]

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Was that thing on auto? How the fuck do you blow a load every 10 minutes

I imagine there were mainly puffs of dust and smoke towards the end.

Posted: 8/30/2011 5:35:05 PM EDT

[#28]

Forty two sounds pretty exact. Is that just by the number of tissues left on the floor?

Posted: 8/30/2011 5:35:55 PM EDT

[#29]

this shit is funny...let not forget a child died.......

Posted: 8/30/2011 5:36:43 PM EDT

[#30]

"The servant waits, while the Master baits".....

Posted: 8/30/2011 5:38:13 PM EDT

[#31]

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Was that thing on auto? How the fuck do you blow a load every 10 minutes

I imagine there mainly puffs of dust and smoke towards the end.

No shit, after that many what could be left?

Posted: 8/30/2011 5:39:15 PM EDT

[#32]

Wonder if they found a mp3 of Michael Jackson "Beat it" playing on loop on his pc?

And damn, 42 times. When I was much younger, I once jerked off 10 times in a day and by the tenth time the skin was starting to peel off.

Posted: 8/30/2011 5:43:27 PM EDT

[#33]

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Was that thing on auto? How the fuck do you blow a load every 10 minutes

I'd tell you but, I'd have to kill you.

in the context of this thread, I don't want to know how

Posted: 8/30/2011 5:44:18 PM EDT

[#34]

This thread has been beat to death.

Posted: 8/30/2011 5:55:04 PM EDT

[#35]

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"In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC."

Dear God I hope this doesn't happen to me. The line will be along the lines of "Some of the pr0n was so bizarre, we didn't know such things even existed."

Posted: 8/30/2011 6:01:31 PM EDT

[#36]

He lived where few men dared to dream.

Posted: 8/30/2011 6:14:47 PM EDT

[#37]

That boy killed billions of his unborn children

Posted: 8/30/2011 6:26:13 PM EDT

[#38]

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"In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC."

OH NOES!!!

I wish they would have given an exact COD or at least tell us the symptomns before death...

Kinda what I was wondering on the COD? Why the fuck would jerking off 42 times kill you?

Posted: 8/30/2011 6:27:04 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
"In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC."

OH NOES!!!

I wish they would have given an exact COD or at least tell us the symptomns before death...

Kinda what I was wondering on the COD? Why the fuck would jerking off 42 times kill you?

A stroke?

Posted: 8/30/2011 6:29:02 PM EDT

[#40]

Thats insane! No wonder my Kleenex stocks went up so high.

Posted: 8/30/2011 6:49:18 PM EDT

[#41]

This thread is hilarious. How much trouble would I get in for posting the Andy talks to Shane scene from weeds?

Posted: 8/30/2011 7:04:35 PM EDT

[#42]

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*Fills out application for "I Shouldn't Be Alive"*

I loled

Posted: 8/30/2011 7:21:01 PM EDT

[#43]

His tombstone will read"He came and went"

Posted: 8/30/2011 7:25:43 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
There was once a young man from Brazil

Who repeatedly beat himself for a thrill

For forty one times his seed was spent

But on forty two instead of coming he went

OMG that's funny !!!