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Posted: 8/30/2011 8:08:53 PM EDT
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Poor kid beat himself to death. 
 He sure had a specialty instead of being a jack of all trades, master of none. |
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Posted: 8/30/2011 8:12:53 PM EDT
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It was probably _A former member who stumbled upon the "Join the Texas Militia" thread.
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Posted: 8/30/2011 8:32:00 PM EDT
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Poor bastard must have not had a sister. What does that mean? Your sister jerked you off? |
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Posted: 8/30/2011 8:35:22 PM EDT
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Poor bastard must have not had a sister. What does that mean? Your sister jerked you off?   
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Posted: 8/30/2011 8:38:16 PM EDT
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No, had to be drugs. 42 times
 He would fall asleep after 2
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Posted: 8/30/2011 8:40:36 PM EDT
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Poor bastard must have not had a sister. 
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Posted: 8/30/2011 8:40:59 PM EDT
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I guess you could say
*puts on sunglasses* He couldn’t beat death YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA! I rost...who posted that? |
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Posted: 8/30/2011 8:45:36 PM EDT
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42 times? Just who was keeping count?
excellent question. |
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Posted: 8/30/2011 8:47:20 PM EDT
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Quoted: This just got creepy.42 times? Just who was keeping count? excellent question. I hope there weren't notches...  |
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Posted: 8/30/2011 8:51:25 PM EDT
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I guess you could say
*puts on sunglasses* He couldn’t beat death YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA! I rost...who posted that? It's from the comments on the article |
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Posted: 8/30/2011 9:25:11 PM EDT
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I guess you could say
*puts on sunglasses* He couldn’t beat death YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA! I rost...who posted that? It's from the comments on the article I know I was implying someone here posted it. Look at the names of the people who posted on the article FUAROCK.... |
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Posted: 8/30/2011 9:43:47 PM EDT
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This needs attention from Myth busters or MANswer.......
If anyone can figure it out, the crew at mythbusters can. Great, now I have an image of Adam and Jamie stroking it all night.  (that or it would involve Grant building a robot. )
I think grant has already built the robot needed for this test |
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Posted: 8/30/2011 9:47:49 PM EDT
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Meh I predict fake article
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Posted: 8/30/2011 9:48:47 PM EDT
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This needs attention from Myth busters or MANswer.......
If anyone can figure it out, the crew at mythbusters can. Great, now I have an image of Adam and Jamie stroking it all night. (that or it would involve Grant building a robot. )
I think grant has already built the robot needed for this test Meanwhile in Japan... |
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Posted: 8/30/2011 9:50:06 PM EDT
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He died doing what he loved.
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Posted: 8/30/2011 9:51:11 PM EDT
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In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC.
whooda thunk it? |
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Posted: 8/30/2011 9:51:23 PM EDT
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In before the "ARFcom has lost one of its own" thread.
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Posted: 8/30/2011 9:53:00 PM EDT
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he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age. WAT? |
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Posted: 8/30/2011 9:54:18 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: This needs attention from Myth busters or MANswer....... If anyone can figure it out, the crew at mythbusters can. I'll volunteer to have Kari beat me off 42 times. |
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Posted: 8/30/2011 9:56:11 PM EDT
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It must have owed him a shit load of money!
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Posted: 8/30/2011 9:57:12 PM EDT
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That was one bad monkey
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Posted: 8/30/2011 10:03:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/31/2011 4:51:29 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/31/2011 5:00:07 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/31/2011 5:28:49 AM EDT
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Quoted: If you tell him, he'll probably kill himself.Quoted: Was that thing on auto? How the fuck do you blow a load every 10 minutes I'd tell you but, I'd have to kill you. |
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Posted: 8/31/2011 5:49:17 AM EDT
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42.
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Posted: 8/31/2011 5:50:21 AM EDT
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Did he die with a smile?
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Posted: 8/31/2011 6:00:03 AM EDT
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Mybe I'm missing something obvious, but could someone explain "texture physics" as it relates to the context of that story?
I mean, I get "color and age" but "texture physics" took my brain into uncharted territory. |
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Posted: 8/31/2011 6:11:02 AM EDT
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Quoted: Poor bastard must have not had a sister. From Ohio? Thought you guys didn't do that there? |
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Posted: 8/31/2011 6:14:32 AM EDT
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There was once a young man from Brazil Who repeatedly beat himself for a thrill For forty one times his seed was spent But on forty two instead of coming he went
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Posted: 8/31/2011 6:24:15 AM EDT
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Just like this boy, I, too, am impartial to a woman's texture physics. I finally laughed out loud, for real. |
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Posted: 8/31/2011 11:44:07 AM EDT
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I guess this thread really doesn't rate a Pewee Herman pic . . . . .
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Posted: 8/31/2011 11:58:56 AM EDT
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There was once a young man from Brazil Who repeatedly beat himself for a thrill For forty one times his seed was spent But on forty two instead of coming he went Somebody needs to learn how to write a Limerick. From Wikipedia: The standard form of a limerick is a stanza of five lines, with the first, second and fifth usually rhyming with one another and having three feet of three syllables each; and the shorter third and fourth lines also rhyming with each other, but having only two feet of three syllables. The defining "foot" of a limerick's meter is usually the anapaest, (ta-ta-TUM), but limericks can also be considered amphibrachic. I thought it was pretty good, for having been done one-handed!
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Posted: 8/31/2011 12:00:58 PM EDT
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He was trying to build up to my record - 87 times
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