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Link Posted: 5/3/2021 5:28:28 PM EDT
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because he on;y has a 3 1/2" floppy disc
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He could have swallowed his pride and asked Big Blue for some help with that issue
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 5:28:35 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/3/2021 5:29:15 PM EDT
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after 27 years...she's finally leaving his nerdy ass and taking half!
MILF ON THE MARKET!
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For those interested....


^^^^^^^^^^^
Bill Gates.


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Melinda Gates
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 5:32:06 PM EDT
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Hope the divorce is ugly and it lasts years and the lawyers bleed them both dry for 10 figures....
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 5:32:52 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/3/2021 5:32:57 PM EDT
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For a billion maybe a little less I'd shotgun a bottle of viagra and take care of business
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 5:34:57 PM EDT
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Do you suppose he will rename it The Bill & That Fucking Cunt Gates Foundation?
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 5:35:49 PM EDT
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More like MIWNADBTF


Link Posted: 5/3/2021 5:37:36 PM EDT
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it's because on their wedding night she embarrassed him by saying "now I see why you named the company MicroSoft."
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Link Posted: 5/3/2021 5:37:44 PM EDT
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I always wondered how much influence she had on him. Maybe he'll behave a little more reasonably now. I can only hope.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 5:38:07 PM EDT
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I ain't no punk
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not me...I have a price

Same price for Bill as Melinda?


I ain't no punk

$20M is $20M am I right?
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 5:39:04 PM EDT
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I think you need to revisit the Urban Dictionary on the meaning of MILF
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Money I’d Like to ....
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 5:39:09 PM EDT
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Gates is pure evil, and perhaps, the devil incarnate.

Typical wanna be dictator billionaire who thinks him money makes him god.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 5:39:30 PM EDT
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I think you need to revisit the Urban Dictionary on the meaning of MILF
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"Mother I'd Like to Finance me"
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 5:40:27 PM EDT
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Looks like Kaytlin Jenner, really
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 5:40:38 PM EDT
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I'd dry fuck her anus for a few billion. Problem is she is too fugly to get my butthole basher erect. Probably have to rest my phone on her ass playing asian doggystyle porn to get it up to do the task at hand.
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This
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 5:41:45 PM EDT
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it's because on their wedding night she embarrassed him by saying "now I see why you named the company MicroSoft."
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ROTF
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 5:41:49 PM EDT
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So, is he about to get locked up and passing assets to his wife?
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 5:41:56 PM EDT
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Great, now FBG is gonna ramp-up his vaccine propaganda in order to raise revenues...
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 5:44:10 PM EDT
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In before she mysteriously dies from vaccinations?
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 5:44:13 PM EDT
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Fake News.  Pic is Bruce Jenner
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 5:44:38 PM EDT
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Do you suppose he will rename it The Bill & That Fucking Cunt Gates Foundation?
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Link Posted: 5/3/2021 5:46:44 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/3/2021 5:47:36 PM EDT
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Is Melinda leaving Bill for another woman?
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 5:50:33 PM EDT
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I’d suck the chrome off his hitch for half of what his wife gets in the divorce.
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A buddy of mine was at work and in conversation with some coworkers the question came up “would you suck a D for $1,000,000”

One guy said yes.

Everyone laughed and told him everyone would call him gay.

He said: “around here they would but in Florida they’d call me Mr. Smith”

I bout’ fell out when he told me that.

Link Posted: 5/3/2021 5:51:52 PM EDT
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I'd do her for a billion.
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This.  
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 5:52:13 PM EDT
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With what she's going to wind up with she's a milf until she's 109 years old.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 5:52:56 PM EDT
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She’s aged like crazy in the last few years.  They both have.  Makes you wonder, with mostly focusing on “philanthropy”, kids healthy and grown, billions in personal worth, what stressors are there for these people?  What do they know, which keeps them up at night?
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 5:53:02 PM EDT
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it's because on their wedding night she embarrassed him by saying "now I see why you named the company MicroSoft."
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That is the funniest thing I read all day.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 5:54:36 PM EDT
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MILF? Couldn't find the throw up emoji.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 5:54:49 PM EDT
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Plot twist she’s a hardcore repub
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 5:55:53 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/3/2021 5:56:03 PM EDT
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Irreconcilable differences.  Bill wanted to fuck the children.  Melinda wanted to drink their blood.


Link Posted: 5/3/2021 5:57:20 PM EDT
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needs moar pie

Link Posted: 5/3/2021 5:57:49 PM EDT
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Has John Kerry gotten in touch with her yet?
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 5:57:57 PM EDT
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Okay just threw up a little in my mouth.
Also movie title is wrong, it’s  UNPRETTY WOMAN.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 5:58:01 PM EDT
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All the $ in the world & that's what he's banging.
What a fucking nerd.
He needs to hit up ol' Dan Bilzerian.
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Bill's probably out banging some nerdy 55 yo MILF
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 5:58:46 PM EDT
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Thst picture is false advertising.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 6:04:01 PM EDT
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Holy shit. Here we go again, just like Bezos.

Ex will get billions and billions because she happened to be married to the guy who dreamed the dream and actually did the thing.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 6:04:56 PM EDT
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Wood knot pull out!
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 6:05:22 PM EDT
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Damn, I was hoping that necklace hoop was a trache tube
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 6:11:28 PM EDT
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Even I'm not that hard up.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 6:17:05 PM EDT
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MILF? Is OP retarded? Looks like a dude with long hair
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 6:28:06 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/3/2021 6:28:41 PM EDT
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Heading to Medina, WA now.  Either one will make a great, next ex-wife.  Billions of $$$$$$$!!!!!!!   LOL.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 6:31:42 PM EDT
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Talentless, woke bitch wasting money he made.

Good riddance.  

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That's no way to speak about the 2020 Dallas Morning News Texan of the Year. Apparently going to high school here and immediately leaving and never returning makes her an outstanding asset to the entire state and deserving of recognition
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 6:32:15 PM EDT
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Better to spend the money on a divorce what they would have spent it on otherwise (i.e. gun control)
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 6:33:06 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/3/2021 6:33:24 PM EDT
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it's because on their wedding night she embarrassed him by saying "now I see why you named the company MicroSoft."
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How many years have you been waiting to use that line?
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