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Link Posted: 5/3/2021 6:34:01 PM EDT
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What took so long?
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 6:37:10 PM EDT
[#2]
“Time magazine reports in a recent profile of mega-billionaire Bill Gates that, as part of an agreement with his wife, he gets to spend one weekend a year with an old girlfriend at her beach house. Just the two of them. All alone. All weekend."


https://www.spokesman.com/stories/1997/mar/09/beaches-biotech-and-bill-now-that-gates-is/

Their marriage was always a bit unconventional. Always sad to see a couple divorcing. Especially one that has been together for as long as they have. Best of luck to them hope the kids don't take it too badly.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 6:38:48 PM EDT
[#3]
Man think of the choices in the kept man business right now.  

Queen Elisabeth and Melinda Gates both hit the market, maybe they can get white girl wasted together and go clubbing.


Link Posted: 5/3/2021 6:41:25 PM EDT
[#4]
Didn’t know his wife used to be a he.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 6:42:17 PM EDT
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Man think of the choices in the kept man business right now.  

Queen Elisabeth and Melinda Gates both hit the market, maybe they can get white girl wasted together and go clubbing.


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Don't forget MacKenzie Bezos.

Link Posted: 5/3/2021 6:42:33 PM EDT
[#6]
I hope they have a really nasty divorce.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 6:43:50 PM EDT
[#7]
Hypergamy strikes again(?)

Seriously how well does she think she’s going to do on the SMV?

Link Posted: 5/3/2021 6:45:45 PM EDT
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How many years have you been waiting to use that line?
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it's because on their wedding night she embarrassed him by saying "now I see why you named the company MicroSoft."


How many years have you been waiting to use that line?


I'm going to guess, about 27 years.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 6:46:09 PM EDT
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I think you need to revisit the Urban Dictionary on the meaning of MILF
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And maybe see an eye doctor?
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 6:48:07 PM EDT
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it's because on their wedding night she embarrassed him by saying "now I see why you named the company MicroSoft."
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Link Posted: 5/3/2021 6:48:42 PM EDT
[#11]
You would think you would be able to fix that face with all that money.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 6:54:38 PM EDT
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I lost my self respect over a woman once.....an't doing it again.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 6:55:43 PM EDT
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She always struck me as really off...and manically disingenuous.

Go get yourself some well-deserved tail, Bill.  You've paid your dues.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 6:56:24 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/3/2021 7:04:46 PM EDT
[#15]
I hope she does to him what Windows ME did to computers.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 7:07:37 PM EDT
[#16]
Thank god. I hope it slows bill’s tyranny down.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 7:08:51 PM EDT
[#17]
Mel-Linda looks like a She-Male.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 7:10:57 PM EDT
[#18]
I'd rather fuck my toaster.  Uncertain about in the kitchen or bathtub though.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 7:12:56 PM EDT
[#19]
Imagine being the richest woman on earth along with Bezos' ex wife and someone asks you how you earned your billions. Inspiring story for all the thots out there.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 7:18:40 PM EDT
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Bill should turn off his marriage, then turn it on again.  
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 7:19:35 PM EDT
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Yup, as suspected. Youngest kid is 18.

Anyone know if she graduated this year? Her mid-September birthday straddles the time, where she could be a 2020 grad. But, often these happen when the youngest is out of the house and off to college.
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Probably graduated last week, found out about their parents separation this weekend, and off to an ivy for summer orientation in a few weeks.

Kharn
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 7:20:01 PM EDT
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Microsoft founder and philanthropist Bill Gates, 65, to divorce Melinda, 56, after 27 years of marriage: Couple announce $130B split in joint Twitter post and say they 'can no longer grow together'





















Prime among the couple's properties is their main family home, known as Xanadu 2.0.

The 66,000-square-foot mansion overlooks Lake Washington in Medina, nine miles out of downtown Seattle - where The Gates Foundation has its headquarters.  

Gates purchased the lot in 1988 for $2 million, but spent seven years building his dream home - at a cost of $63 million.

The construction along the picturesque lake angered some neighbors, The Washington Post reported at the time - so Gates responded with free car washes, and made his construction crew available to help with little projects at nearby homes.

The home is now worth an estimated $125 million.

'I wanted craftsmanship but nothing ostentatious,' Gates wrote in his book, The Road Ahead, which was written from the guest house, while the main house was being constructed.

'I wanted a house that would accommodate sophisticated, changing technology but in an unobtrusive way that made it clear that technology was the servant, not the master.'  

The home has an indoor-outdoor pool with an underwater music system and fossil designs on the floor, plus an ancient fossil imprint of a palm frond behind the diving board.

In the five-acre plot, there is an artificial stream stocked with salmon and cut-throat trout, and a beach with sand imported, according to some, from the Caribbean

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Link Posted: 5/3/2021 7:20:27 PM EDT
[#23]
My wife asked if she could add Bill to her hall pass. There are days she can't even handle my geekiness...
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 7:23:30 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/3/2021 7:23:33 PM EDT
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I am old enough to catch that reference
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 7:25:11 PM EDT
[#26]
No amount of money is worth the nightmare.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 7:26:09 PM EDT
[#27]
That chick is fugged up looking
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 7:27:21 PM EDT
[#28]
Yuk.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 7:28:19 PM EDT
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I'd give her a no prep colonoscopy with my tongue for a billion.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 7:29:01 PM EDT
[#30]
OP's photo he posted reminds me of one of those old timey cigar store Indians.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 7:29:10 PM EDT
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On the upside, I expect some vicious Clippy memes to come out of this.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 7:30:49 PM EDT
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The Microsoft joke has got to be the oldest joke on the internet. Anyone replying with a GIF to that has got to win “boomer of the year” award.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 7:32:44 PM EDT
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That chick is fugged up looking
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She was cute and nerdy when younger, but did not age well.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 7:39:22 PM EDT
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At this point in her life, she and Bill probably don't care how they look.  
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 7:42:35 PM EDT
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There is a deep state conspiracy that Melinda is actually a man and that bill is a transgender FTM

If you look at them side by side they look really fking creepy.

She is like twice his size and her skull is larger,   "He" has a really tiny skull and jaw.

It's pretty clear that Bill himself is a woman that transitioned to a man.

Link Posted: 5/3/2021 7:42:53 PM EDT
[#36]
Thats a guy
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 7:43:02 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/3/2021 7:43:40 PM EDT
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I wonder if Melinda hit menopause.  A lot of women hit menopause and get massive personality changes.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 7:44:36 PM EDT
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so did she get inspired by Bezos's ex-wife becoming a single billionairess?
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Bezos’ ex recently married a high school teacher - 2 years after leaving him.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 7:44:59 PM EDT
[#40]
I hope they expend all their resources in a protracted divorce, and all the ugly secrets end up front page news.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 7:50:25 PM EDT
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I'll do anything for money but I won't do that.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 7:52:57 PM EDT
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She was cute and nerdy when younger, but did not age well.
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That chick is fugged up looking

She was cute and nerdy when younger, but did not age well.


Like ole T Jefferson said, them cats all look grey in the dark, ya hurd.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 7:53:33 PM EDT
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after 27 years...she's finally leaving his nerdy ass and taking half!

MILF ON THE MARKET!

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That guy needs a shave.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 7:56:13 PM EDT
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There is a deep state conspiracy that Melinda is actually a man and that bill is a transgender FTM

If you look at them side by side they look really fking creepy.

She is like twice his size and her skull is larger,   "He" has a really tiny skull and jaw.

It's pretty clear that Bill himself is a woman that transitioned to a man.

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Now we’re talkin! Thread begins to deliver.
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 7:58:41 PM EDT
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"Man Imitating Liberal Female"?
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 8:07:36 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/3/2021 8:10:26 PM EDT
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There is a deep state conspiracy that Melinda is actually a man and that bill is a transgender FTM

If you look at them side by side they look really fking creepy.

She is like twice his size and her skull is larger,   "He" has a really tiny skull and jaw.

It's pretty clear that Bill himself is a woman that transitioned to a man.

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This fuckin place
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 8:10:31 PM EDT
[#48]
Mackenzie Bezos is billions of times hotter
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 8:12:49 PM EDT
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Well yeah...and we all know Bezos can't hit the second wall....facts
Link Posted: 5/3/2021 8:12:55 PM EDT
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Took her 27 years to figure out that the pinhead she married isn't a real doctor.

Seen it happen a few times.

Bitches LOVE real doctors.
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