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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:18:43 PM EST
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It does...in hell
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:19:47 PM EST
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I remember when I was once young and dumb too.
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:19:52 PM EST
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It does...in hell Texas' idea of 'chili' is a soup. A thin, chunky soup. |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:19:55 PM EST
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You are confusing chili with soup!
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:21:18 PM EST
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You go to hell and die, and suffer, and die some more! Only godless heatherns put beans in chili!
You put beans in good chili, it's no longer chili! It may taste good, whatever it is now, after its been polluted, but its no longer chili! |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:21:18 PM EST
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YouGonnaGetRaped.jpg |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:21:26 PM EST
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Quoted: Quoted: It does...in hell Texas' idea of 'chili' is a soup. A thin, chunky soup.  My chili is thick enough to stand a fork up in. |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:21:52 PM EST
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Beans in chili is like wearing a gun on your side...it scares the Texans.
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:22:21 PM EST
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Chili and frijoles ain't the same thing. The beans are cooked on their own and served on the side.
Chili does not contain, nor need or want, beans. |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:22:53 PM EST
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It has to have beans.
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:23:26 PM EST
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Quoted: If there are no beans, it is not chili. You know I am right, so don't bother arguing. You're damned right  |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:23:55 PM EST
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Beans in chili is like wearing a gun on your side...it scares the Texans. 
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:24:22 PM EST
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Y'all been eatin' too mch of that shit that Wendy's calls "chili".
It's okay, y'all are sick.. |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:25:00 PM EST
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Of course it does. Who would claim otherwise?
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:25:23 PM EST
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Of course it does. Who would claim otherwise? See above posters from TX and CA. |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:25:41 PM EST
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Quoted: Of course it does. Who would claim otherwise? Hush up old man. You've obviously been stung a few too many times. |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:26:25 PM EST
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:27:32 PM EST
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It does...in hell First post. Chili has no beans. OP is wrong, and probably likes Bacos more than actual Bacon. |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:28:07 PM EST
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BULLSHIT. You got the rights and wrongs backwards
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:29:08 PM EST
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It does...in hell First post. Chili has no beans. OP is wrong, and probably likes Bacos more than actual Bacon. Bacon is meat candy. Beans are an integral part of chili. Half the fun of eating chili is the farting contest late that night 
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:35:15 PM EST
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You go to hell and die, and suffer, and die some more! Only godless heatherns put beans in chili! You put beans in good chili, it's no longer chili! It may taste good, whatever it is now, after its been polluted, but its no longer chili! I like both [chili] and [chili + beans + w/e else], but there can be only one definition of chili. 
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:36:30 PM EST
[#22]
Of course it does, hot dog and spaghetti topping are the ones without beans.
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:38:33 PM EST
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It does...in hell First post. Chili has no beans. OP is wrong, and probably likes Bacos more than actual Bacon. Bacon is meat candy. Beans are an integral part of chili. Half the fun of eating chili is the farting contest late that night In Stalinist Russia, people were sent to the Goulag for lesser offenses than putting the disdainful legume in one of the most heavenly artifacts of bovine cuisine. 
I think "Beans in Chili" is a symptom of Culinary Dysmorphia, a condition clearly outlined in the DSM4. 
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:38:46 PM EST
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Quoted: Of course it does, hot dog and spaghetti topping are the ones without beans. I agree. |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:39:12 PM EST
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Chilli without beans is like:
Sex without an orgasm. Hamburgers without meat. Jokes that aren't funny. A car with no gas... or tires... or engine... Guns with no cartridges. Texas without steers and queers. A ship with no captain. A house with no roof. Rain without water. Life with no meaning... |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:39:36 PM EST
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It is astonishing how right that is. |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:39:47 PM EST
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Chilli without beans is like: Sex without an orgasm. Hamburgers without meat. Jokes that aren't funny. A car with no gas... or tires... or engine... Guns with no cartridges. Texas without steers and queers. A ship with no captain. A house with no roof. Rain without water. Life with no meaning... St Louis style. |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:39:58 PM EST
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Beans in chili is like wearing a gun on your side...it scares the Texans.
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:40:17 PM EST
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Quoted: Quoted: Of course it does, hot dog and spaghetti topping are the ones without beans. I agree. These. |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:40:31 PM EST
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I'm in the blue and even i know chili doesn't have beans. Noodles instead of crackers is ok though.
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:43:42 PM EST
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If there are no beans, it is not chili. You know I am right, so don't bother arguing. |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:44:15 PM EST
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So what are these for? |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:44:48 PM EST
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Of course it does, hot dog and spaghetti topping are the ones without beans. I agree. Goddamn... Y'all have never had real chili have you? Where do you get the idea that it's some thin-ass hamburger meat sauce shit? Is that all you've ever had? That's NOT what chili is. Chili is nice sized pieces of beef, slow simmered for many hours. It's not the shit you seem to have been subjected to. Therefore you have no right to even express an opinion on what chili should contain. Talk about spices, beer or no beer, stock or no stock, the cut of meat... Those are the only legit discussions of what chili "is". Fuck. |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:46:19 PM EST
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growing up in MN, "chili" did indeed have beans,...and tomato
real chili has neither |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:46:47 PM EST
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Of course it does, hot dog and spaghetti topping are the ones without beans. I agree. Goddamn... Y'all have never had real chili have you? Where do you get the idea that it's some thin-ass hamburger meat sauce shit? Is that all you've ever had? That's NOT what chili is. Chili is nice sized pieces of beef, slow simmered for many hours. It's not the shit you seem to have been subjected to. Therefore you have no right to even express an opinion on what chili should contain. Talk about spices, beer or no beer, stock or no stock, the cut of meat... Those are the only legit discussions of what chili "is". Fuck. I've heard that Texas "chili" shit makes your brain shrink. No idea if it's true though, so I'm treating it as a rumor until I can confirm. 
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:49:43 PM EST
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Of course it does, hot dog and spaghetti topping are the ones without beans. I agree. Goddamn... Y'all have never had real chili have you? Where do you get the idea that it's some thin-ass hamburger meat sauce shit? Is that all you've ever had? That's NOT what chili is. Chili is nice sized pieces of beef, slow simmered for many hours. It's not the shit you seem to have been subjected to. Therefore you have no right to even express an opinion on what chili should contain. Talk about spices, beer or no beer, stock or no stock, the cut of meat... Those are the only legit discussions of what chili "is". Fuck. YOU WILL NOT PUT BEANS IN CHIlI111 |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:51:09 PM EST
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Of course it does, hot dog and spaghetti topping are the ones without beans. I agree. Goddamn... Y'all have never had real chili have you? Where do you get the idea that it's some thin-ass hamburger meat sauce shit? Is that all you've ever had? That's NOT what chili is. Chili is nice sized pieces of beef, slow simmered for many hours. It's not the shit you seem to have been subjected to. Therefore you have no right to even express an opinion on what chili should contain. Talk about spices, beer or no beer, stock or no stock, the cut of meat... Those are the only legit discussions of what chili "is". Fuck. I've heard that Texas "chili" shit makes your brain shrink. No idea if it's true though, so I'm treating it as a rumor until I can confirm. You may be on to something with that, based on some of my observations 
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:51:15 PM EST
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Quoted: Quoted: It does...in hell Texas' idea of 'chili' is a soup. A thin, chunky soup. Not soup. "Meat Sauce" |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:52:15 PM EST
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Of course it does, hot dog and spaghetti topping are the ones without beans. I agree. Goddamn... Y'all have never had real chili have you? Where do you get the idea that it's some thin-ass hamburger meat sauce shit? Is that all you've ever had? That's NOT what chili is. Chili is nice sized pieces of beef, slow simmered for many hours. It's not the shit you seem to have been subjected to. Therefore you have no right to even express an opinion on what chili should contain. Talk about spices, beer or no beer, stock or no stock, the cut of meat... Those are the only legit discussions of what chili "is". Fuck. I've heard that Texas "chili" shit makes your brain shrink. No idea if it's true though, so I'm treating it as a rumor until I can confirm. LOL!! It ain't chili that's shrunk my brain, believe me...
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:52:34 PM EST
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I have some great recipes for lentil stuffed prime rib and lima smothered porterhouse you'd probably enjoy.
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:53:05 PM EST
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It does...in hell Texas' idea of 'chili' is a soup. A thin, chunky soup. Not soup. "Meat Sauce" like a spaghetti sauce with chili powder 
It needs beans. |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:54:10 PM EST
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I have some great recipes for lentil stuffed prime rib and lima smothered porterhouse you'd probably enjoy. Now see, that's just plain wrong. |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:56:10 PM EST
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Chili has beans.
Chili can also have NO beans. It's the skill of the chili maker that makes the difference. CJ |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:57:05 PM EST
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Chili has beans. Chili can also have NO beans. It's the skill of the chili maker that makes the difference. CJ Chili without beans is hotdog sauce. |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 8:57:15 PM EST
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http://vegantoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Chili-Beans-300x250.jpg So what are these for? That is a tool of the unwashed heathen used to propogate their sins and sway the faithful but poorly educated into damnation. Gaze not upon that which is not needed but facetiously advertised in an idolitric manner to feel as if one's Chili is lacking without Lucifer's Legume. Repent and give up your lust for needless and flavorless filler! 
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Posted: 9/26/2012 9:00:12 PM EST
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Beans.
Get used to them. You're going to need them. |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 9:00:26 PM EST
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It does...in hell Texas' idea of 'chili' is a soup. A thin, chunky soup. Not soup. "Meat Sauce" like a spaghetti sauce with chili powder
It needs beans. Wait, doesn't spaghetti sauce have tomatoes in it? Oh, right, you people put that in your chili too. lawl |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 9:06:52 PM EST
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Chili and moonshine are very similar. Divinely inspired, they both require long periods of slow gentle cooking, meticulous attention to sequencing of the ingredients and when they are added to the brew, and the batch can be ruined if the lid is removed from the pot too frequently. And the answer to the question about how do you spell the beans in chili is.......there ain't no beans in chili.....that's what I've been tryin to tell your dumb ass for the last six months since I answered the same question for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 44
That is all, move along now........44 
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Posted: 9/26/2012 9:08:22 PM EST
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Chili and moonshine are very similar. Divinely inspired, they both require long periods of slow gentle cooking, meticulous attention to sequencing of the ingredients and when they are added to the brew, and the batch can be ruined if the lid is removed from the pot too frequently. And the answer to the question about how do you spell the beans in chili is.......there ain't no beans in chili.....that's what I've been tryin to tell your dumb ass for the last six months since I answered the same question for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 44 That is all, move along now........44
Beans are good. Lack of beans is bad. |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 9:08:52 PM EST
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It's okay, they're all just ignorant. Obviously have never made their own chili. Only exposure is Wolf's or Hormel or whatever the local cafeteria pours on top of their spaghetti.
Sad really. They say they know chili, but they don't even know what chili is. |
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