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Posted: 9/26/2012 10:10:08 PM EDT
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If there are no beans, it is not chili. You know I am right, so don't bother arguing. You live in the Chili ignorance zone. It's not your fault. |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 10:10:13 PM EDT
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It's okay, they're all just ignorant. Obviously have never made their own chili. Only exposure is Wolf's or Hormel or whatever the local cafeteria pours on top of their spaghetti. Sad really. They say they know chili, but they don't even know what chili is. I make chili. It starts with beans and ground beef, and ends with something that would make you kick yourself in the ass for being so wrong for so many years. |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 10:11:38 PM EDT
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It's okay, they're all just ignorant. Obviously have never made their own chili. Only exposure is Wolf's or Hormel or whatever the local cafeteria pours on top of their spaghetti. Sad really. They say they know chili, but they don't even know what chili is. I make chili. It starts with beans and ground beef, and ends with something that would make you kick yourself in the ass for being so wrong for so many years. Beans? GROUND BEEF???!!!! You can't make chili with either of those ingredients.. Sweet Jeebus... ground beef... LOL |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 10:13:26 PM EDT
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It's okay, they're all just ignorant. Obviously have never made their own chili. Only exposure is Wolf's or Hormel or whatever the local cafeteria pours on top of their spaghetti. Sad really. They say they know chili, but they don't even know what chili is. I make chili. It starts with beans and ground beef, and ends with something that would make you kick yourself in the ass for being so wrong for so many years. Beans? GROUND BEEF???!!!! You can't make chili with either of those ingredients.. Sweet Jeebus... ground beef... LOL That's what you think. |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 10:14:37 PM EDT
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It's okay, they're all just ignorant. Obviously have never made their own chili. Only exposure is Wolf's or Hormel or whatever the local cafeteria pours on top of their spaghetti. Sad really. They say they know chili, but they don't even know what chili is. I make chili. It starts with beans and ground beef, and ends with something that would make you kick yourself in the ass for being so wrong for so many years. Beans? GROUND BEEF???!!!! You can't make chili with either of those ingredients.. Sweet Jeebus... ground beef... LOL Sounds like Taco Bell to me, Sure ain't chili. Around here we call that dogfood. |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 10:17:07 PM EDT
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It's okay, they're all just ignorant. Obviously have never made their own chili. Only exposure is Wolf's or Hormel or whatever the local cafeteria pours on top of their spaghetti. Sad really. They say they know chili, but they don't even know what chili is. I make chili. It starts with beans and ground beef, and ends with something that would make you kick yourself in the ass for being so wrong for so many years. FIFY |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 10:19:07 PM EDT
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It's okay, they're all just ignorant. Obviously have never made their own chili. Only exposure is Wolf's or Hormel or whatever the local cafeteria pours on top of their spaghetti. Sad really. They say they know chili, but they don't even know what chili is. I make chili. It starts with beans and ground beef, and ends with something that would make you kick yourself in the ass for being so wrong for so many years. FIFY No, you fucking broke it. You obviously need to re-learn how to make proper chili. |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 10:19:11 PM EDT
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Chili ain't Hamburger Helper, you can't throw a batch together in 45 minutes. It takes 3, 4, 5...? hours. It ain't something you just throw together for supper in an hour.
There's no ground beef in chili. It's ridiculous. Hamburger would turn into rubber bands in the time it take to make chili. |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 10:20:33 PM EDT
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Chili ain't Hamburger Helper, you can't throw a batch together in 45 minutes. It takes 3, 4, 5...? hours. It ain't something you just throw together for supper in an hour. There's no ground beef in chili. It's ridiculous. Hamburger would turn into rubber bands in the time it take to make chili. Usually takes 2 to 2.5 hours in my house. Comes out perfect. YOU need to re-learn chili as well. |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 10:21:09 PM EDT
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Whiskey, Beef Tenderloin, Ghost Peppers, and Beans.
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Posted: 9/26/2012 10:21:42 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Chilli without beans is like: Sex without an orgasm. Hamburgers without meat. Jokes that aren't funny. A car with no gas... or tires... or engine... Guns with no cartridges. Texas without steers and queers. A ship with no captain. A house with no roof. Rain without water. Life with no meaning... St Louis style.  |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 10:24:03 PM EDT
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How bout some nice seafood chili?
Whaddaya think bout that Texas? 
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Posted: 9/26/2012 10:26:15 PM EDT
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How bout some nice seafood chili? http://www.simplyseafood.com/images/newsletters/0308/seafoodchili_full.jpg Whaddaya think bout that Texas? That's gumbo, and looks pretty damned good! |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 10:27:20 PM EDT
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How bout some nice seafood chili? http://www.simplyseafood.com/images/newsletters/0308/seafoodchili_full.jpg Whaddaya think bout that Texas? White Chili 
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Posted: 9/26/2012 10:30:15 PM EDT
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How bout some nice seafood chili? http://www.simplyseafood.com/images/newsletters/0308/seafoodchili_full.jpg Whaddaya think bout that Texas? White Chili
http://www.inspired2cook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/white-bean-chili2w.jpg Ya think they're ready for vegetarian or...gasp, vegan chili yet? |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 10:35:08 PM EDT
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If it uses ground meat, even with beans it's not really chili.
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Posted: 9/26/2012 10:36:20 PM EDT
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If it uses ground meat, even with beans it's not really chili. You are incorrect. |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 10:38:58 PM EDT
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Texas syle chili
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Posted: 9/26/2012 10:39:07 PM EDT
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Chili without beans is just chili sauce. See: the crap that comes from a can that they put on hot dogs.
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Posted: 9/26/2012 10:39:10 PM EDT
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Tell the truth, I like beans in chili, pinto beans or black beans. Kidney beans are an abomination.
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Posted: 9/26/2012 10:44:02 PM EDT
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Chili has beans.
>end of thread< |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 11:19:03 PM EDT
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Chili has beans.
It does not have ground beef. It has minced chuck. It does not have tomatoes or any tomato based product. Minced beef, lots of peppers, and beans. That is chili con carne. |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 11:26:30 PM EDT
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Chili has beans only if you put them in. Then it is henceforth known as "chili (cuz you started with chili) with beans (cuz you added beans to the chili)"
And it is now changed forever. |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 11:28:24 PM EDT
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Chili has beans only if you put them in. Then it is henceforth known as "chili (cuz you started with chili) with beans (cuz you added beans to the chili)" And it is now changed forever. There is chili, and then there is chili without beans which technically isn't chili. |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 11:30:44 PM EDT
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Texas chili is more like beef stew/goulash.
Real chili is ground beef, beans and tomatoes. 
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Posted: 9/26/2012 11:32:19 PM EDT
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Chilli without beans is like: Sex without an orgasm. Hamburgers without meat. Jokes that aren't funny. A car with no gas... or tires... or engine... Guns with no cartridges. Texas without steers and queers. A ship with no captain. A house with no roof. Rain without water. Life with no meaning...
Beanless chili is an abomination. |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 11:32:23 PM EDT
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Chili has beans only if you put them in. Then it is henceforth known as "chili (cuz you started with chili) with beans (cuz you added beans to the chili)" And it is now changed forever. There is chili, and then there is chili without beans which technically isn't chili. Nope. You make statements that are so ridiculous to the point of being asinine. |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 11:34:58 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/26/2012 11:35:23 PM EDT
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Texas chili is more like beef stew/goulash. Real chili is ground beef, beans and tomatoes. DING DING DING |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 11:42:01 PM EDT
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Texas chili is more like beef stew/goulash. Real chili is ground beef, beans and tomatoes. DING DING DING Just like that pic 36_gauge posted. |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 11:42:47 PM EDT
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Texas chili is more like beef stew/goulash. Real chili is ground beef, beans and tomatoes. DING DING DING NO TOMATOES!!!!!1!1!!!1!one and ground beef is for burgers or cottage pie. |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 11:43:08 PM EDT
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Texas chili is more like beef stew/goulash. Real chili is ground beef, beans and tomatoes. DING DING DING Just like that pic 36_gauge posted. I make mine a bit thicker. |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 11:43:41 PM EDT
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Texas chili is more like beef stew/goulash. Real chili is ground beef, beans and tomatoes. DING DING DING NO TOMATOES!!!!!1!1!!!1!one NO BOB200587!!!11!!one!accidentaltilde!!! |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 11:50:56 PM EDT
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Texas chili is more like beef stew/goulash. Real chili is ground beef, beans and tomatoes. DING DING DING Just like that pic 36_gauge posted. I make mine a bit thicker. Baby, it's thick as a soup can, I think you'd have a lot of trouble handling my thickness. 
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Posted: 9/26/2012 11:52:59 PM EDT
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Quoted: Beans in chili is like wearing a gun on your side...it scares the Texans.    |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 11:54:49 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Of course it does, hot dog and spaghetti topping are the ones without beans. I agree. As do I. |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 11:56:45 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Of course it does, hot dog and spaghetti topping are the ones without beans. I agree. Goddamn... Y'all have never had real chili have you? Where do you get the idea that it's some thin-ass hamburger meat sauce shit? Is that all you've ever had? That's NOT what chili is. Chili is nice sized pieces of beef, slow simmered for many hours. It's not the shit you seem to have been subjected to. Therefore you have no right to even express an opinion on what chili should contain. Talk about spices, beer or no beer, stock or no stock, the cut of meat... Those are the only legit discussions of what chili "is". Fuck. Blah blah blah. Whatever dude. Meatsauce lover.  |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 11:57:20 PM EDT
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Texas chili is more like beef stew/goulash. Real chili is ground beef, beans and tomatoes. DING DING DING NO TOMATOES!!!!!1!1!!!1!one NO BOB200587!!!11!!one!accidentaltilde!!! Well don't expect me to eat your tomato laced shit. 
Off to make some good chilli.... |
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Posted: 9/26/2012 11:58:54 PM EDT
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Texas chili is more like beef stew/goulash. Real chili is ground beef, beans and tomatoes. DING DING DING NO TOMATOES!!!!!1!1!!!1!one NO BOB200587!!!11!!one!accidentaltilde!!! Well don't expect me to eat your tomato laced shit.
Off to make some good chilli.... I guess you'll be going to bed hungry then 
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Posted: 9/27/2012 12:01:31 AM EDT
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Texas chili is more like beef stew/goulash. Real chili is ground beef, beans and tomatoes. DING DING DING NO TOMATOES!!!!!1!1!!!1!one NO BOB200587!!!11!!one!accidentaltilde!!! Well don't expect me to eat your tomato laced shit.
Off to make some good chilli.... I guess you'll be going to bed hungry then Nope. I'm full on cottage pie.
Chili to be made soon. |
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Posted: 9/27/2012 12:02:18 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Texas chili is more like beef stew/goulash. Real chili is ground beef, beans and tomatoes. DING DING DING NO TOMATOES!!!!!1!1!!!1!one and ground beef is for burgers or cottage pie. If you're not putting beans in chili I'm pretty sure that you're not getting any kind of pie.  |
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Posted: 9/27/2012 12:04:13 AM EDT
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Texas chili is more like beef stew/goulash. Real chili is ground beef, beans and tomatoes. DING DING DING NO TOMATOES!!!!!1!1!!!1!one and ground beef is for burgers or cottage pie. If you're not putting beans in chili I'm pretty sure that you're not getting any kind of pie.
My chili has beans in it.... and I got pie earlier this evening.... then I made cottage pie for dinner. |
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Posted: 9/27/2012 12:04:56 AM EDT
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If it ain't got beans it belongs on a HOT DOG!!!
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Posted: 9/27/2012 12:06:10 AM EDT
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If it ain't got beans it belongs on a HOT DOG!!! Amen. I like that Texas meat sauce as a condiment, but it's not chili. |
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Posted: 9/27/2012 12:08:43 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/27/2012 12:17:38 AM EDT
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You are jealous of our beans. |
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Posted: 9/27/2012 12:25:08 AM EDT
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Chili with beans is soup.
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Posted: 9/27/2012 12:26:25 AM EDT
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Chili with beans is soup. JOIN ME BROTHERS IN MY QUEST TO VANQUISH THE BEAN HATING INFIDELS
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Posted: 9/27/2012 12:30:16 AM EDT
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Can someone please post the YouTube video from the Big Bang with Sheldon talking about chili?
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Posted: 9/27/2012 12:35:07 AM EDT
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Awww... the beaners got to youtube!! |
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