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Link Posted: 9/27/2012 2:21:27 PM EST
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Apparently you can't ignore an advertiser.
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 2:45:41 PM EST
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No beans here.  Please note the following: No beans in any of the following pictures.
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 2:46:37 PM EST
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Beans in chili make baby Jesus cry.
 
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 2:52:18 PM EST
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Link Posted: 9/27/2012 2:58:29 PM EST
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"If you dont like America then you can get out"

Chili is American, Chili has beans


You sir, are a traitor to the great state of Texas. I challenge you to a dual at a place and time of your choosing. Swords or pistols?


I sir accept your challenge, does a tomahawk count in the swords collum? (where on I-10?)

I do have to state that all my chili contest of done ive been no less than 3rd place (done 10-12 times then got banned because i kept winning) , with beans. But beans dont make the chili (or break it) its the meat its the one thing in the pot that absorbs all the flavors. Bad( low grade meat) = terrible chili
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 3:07:28 PM EST
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Beans in chili is like wearing a gun on your side...it scares the Texans.


I'll +1 that...  The Aye's have it.
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 3:08:07 PM EST
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At the end of the day, no matter how badly beaners want to embrace their legumes,
 


their concoctions will never be an eligible entry in a sanctioned chili cook-off.


In other words, it is not chili if it has beans.

Link Posted: 9/27/2012 3:13:03 PM EST
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Beans in chili is like wearing a gun on your side...it scares the Texans.


I'll +1 that...  The Aye's have it.


someone in Illinois has ZERO fucking room to talk about other states carry laws.
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 3:14:45 PM EST
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Beans are for women.

Beef and bean stew can sometimes have chili powder in it––this does not make it Chili.

Chili is a braise of meat, spices, and aromatics.  It's not soup or stew.

Real Chile comes in red or green and is made with pork.

Nothing authentic comes from a can.

These are all indisputable statements of fact.


Almost got it right.


Look again

That's Chile with an "E" which is what we make in New Mexico.
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 3:22:05 PM EST
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It's okay, they're all just ignorant. Obviously have never made their own chili. Only exposure is Wolf's or Hormel or whatever the local cafeteria pours on top of their spaghetti.



Sad really.



They say they know chili, but they don't even know what chili is.




I make chili.



It starts with beans and ground beef, and ends with something that would make you kick yourself in the ass for being so wrong for so many years.









Get the fuck out of this thread.  Now.





 
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 3:30:25 PM EST
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Look again

That's Chile with an "E" which is what we make in New Mexico.


heh.  Fair enough.
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 3:37:15 PM EST
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I'm currently at Texas Roadhouse...I ordered a cup of chilli and thoroughly inspected it. It has NO BEANS.

Link Posted: 9/27/2012 3:41:04 PM EST
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I'm currently at Texas Roadhouse...I ordered a cup of chilli and thoroughly inspected it. It has NO BEANS.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/ermey/65BE5A3D-376F-44D2-B0A9-39C9BEAF2F50-1283-00000204337F625B.jpg


They ripped you off! I would toss that bowl of onions back at the kitchen, and tell them to make again, the correct way!
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 3:47:08 PM EST
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I'm currently at Texas Roadhouse...I ordered a cup of chilli and thoroughly inspected it. It has NO BEANS.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/ermey/65BE5A3D-376F-44D2-B0A9-39C9BEAF2F50-1283-00000204337F625B.jpg


Don't see any noodles in your spaghetti sauce...
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 4:09:36 PM EST
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Link Posted: 9/27/2012 4:10:38 PM EST
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Link Posted: 9/27/2012 4:27:53 PM EST
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Link Posted: 9/27/2012 4:29:03 PM EST
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Link Posted: 9/27/2012 4:32:30 PM EST
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I had some chili without beans today for lunch.  It was kind of strange eating a hot dog condiment as a meal.  

Whoever made that, didn't make it right.  It was probably runny, and full of ground beef.  I'm sorry your state's culinary scene sucks so bad.

You know what else I just realized? All the beaners probably consider anything with 1 Tbsp of store-bought chili powder to be "chili".  


I am one quarter beaner on my dad's side.

And no account lock!!!! A mod used the racial slur first.
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 4:33:35 PM EST
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Link Posted: 9/27/2012 4:35:47 PM EST
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Link Posted: 9/27/2012 4:36:20 PM EST
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Blah blah Texas invented chili!!!!!!! +9000


Texas is like the Al Gore of Chili.


I think we can decide by now that Texas plain sucks.

Now the best people in the world are Cuban Americans and their penguin henchmen. The Dutch geese-lover isn't half bad either.

The German and his irrational hatred for beans is disconcerting though




I used to like you.




He's dead to me.
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 4:36:37 PM EST
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Link Posted: 9/27/2012 4:38:40 PM EST
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Link Posted: 9/27/2012 5:21:58 PM EST
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True story: If you go to Texas Chili Parlor, you MUST try the chili-smothered Enchiladas.  


I order those at TX Land and Cattle as a side dish to the porterhouse.

This is in Albuquerque, mind you.
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 5:25:04 PM EST
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True story: If you go to Texas Chili Parlor, you MUST try the chili-smothered Enchiladas.  


I order those at TX Land and Cattle as a side dish to the porterhouse.

This is in Albuquerque, mind you.


If I get a steak at TXLC, that is the side I get. It's incredibly filling though. But very tasty.
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 8:09:17 PM EST
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Those of you comparing real chili to hot dog topping should stop and let the idea that they're called "chili dogs" marinate for a while.

Those comparing real chili to meat sauce should consider that they might as well compare Beethoven's Appassionata to two drunks playing chopsticks.  Good chili is artistry the way good movies don't rely on a huge budget and special effects, but can get an audience involved with nothing more than a few people talking in a room.  Putting meat in a red liquid does not make chili, and you cannot hide the inadequacy of the effort by throwing in beans, tomatoes, and (shudder) carrots any more than George Lucas can pull off a watchable Star Wars movie with a practically unlimited budget, his own effects studio, and a superstar cast.  

Link Posted: 9/27/2012 9:03:03 PM EST
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Those of you comparing real chili to hot dog topping should stop and let the idea that they're called "chili dogs" marinate for a while.

Those comparing real chili to meat sauce should consider that they might as well compare Beethoven's Appassionata to two drunks playing chopsticks.  Good chili is artistry the way good movies don't rely on a huge budget and special effects, but can get an audience involved with nothing more than a few people talking in a room.  Putting meat in a red liquid does not make chili, and you cannot hide the inadequacy of the effort by throwing in beans, tomatoes, and (shudder) carrots any more than George Lucas can pull off a watchable Star Wars movie with a practically unlimited budget, his own effects studio, and a superstar cast.  




I think that was Subnet.
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 9:30:50 PM EST
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Why put beans in chili when you could use that space for perfectly delicious beef?

God bless you.
 


Link Posted: 9/27/2012 10:01:40 PM EST
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Somone up in these replies said he soaks his beans in "water and salt"......

So your opinions about chili are not only invalid, you have no idea how to cook beans?

God Almighty, those must be some tough bullets to chew on that you toss into your burger-based meat sauce.

The amount of yankee ignorance in this thread is staggering.

No one claims that properly cooked beans aren't a good thing. But they are served as a SIDE dish with chili.

But soaking beans in salt water? WTF is that about?

ETA for drunk spelling
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 10:05:03 PM EST
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I think alot of folks confuse chili with baked beans...  
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 10:11:45 PM EST
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OP needs to just stop it.
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 11:25:46 PM EST
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If there are no beans, it is not chili.





You know I am right, so don't bother arguing.




You are 100% right.  

Chili without beans is called "hotdog sauce" around here, not chili.
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 11:30:14 PM EST
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If there are no beans, it is not chili.





You know I am right, so don't bother arguing.




You are 100% right.  

Chili without beans is called "hotdog sauce" around here, not chili.


Midwesterners and yankees keep putting beans and celery in our shit then saying they invented it.
Link Posted: 9/28/2012 1:52:02 AM EST
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ignore this post
Link Posted: 9/28/2012 1:54:51 AM EST
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I live in Cincinnati and we have the best Chili that has ever been made. We call it Skyline and it served without beans on chilli dogs or with beans in a four way or five way Chilli dinner. Since we have the greatest Chili ever created we can do whatever we want to it.

this guy has it right although im a goldstar fan

Link Posted: 9/28/2012 2:26:54 AM EST
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Chili has beans, Obama is the messiah, Hell hath frozen over, and gasoline is five cents a gallon.
Link Posted: 9/28/2012 2:33:36 AM EST
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Texas chili

1 part roadkill
1 part ketchup
2 parts hot sauce

If you can taste anything other than the hot sauce it isn't Texas Chili.  

Link Posted: 9/28/2012 2:43:48 AM EST
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Chili has ZERO BEANS

Get your bean soup outa here!
Link Posted: 9/28/2012 2:44:54 AM EST
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It does...in hell


first and second post for the win.


I for one will not eat chilli with beans.  it just aint right.

I will not put chilli with beans on my hot dogs either.

If my wife happens to buy wolf brand chilli with beans by mistake I will throw it straight into the trash when I find it without talking to her.

Eating chilli with beans is the same as sucking dick to me.  I will not do it.  It makes me sick to think of it.

So if you like beans in your chilli you must LIKE SUCKING DICK

How is that for logic
Link Posted: 9/28/2012 2:47:12 AM EST
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Beans.

Get used to them.



You're going to need them.


Your right with obama we will be eating beans rice and wild hog.
Link Posted: 9/28/2012 2:49:17 AM EST
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It does...in hell


first and second post for the win.


I for one will not eat chilli with beans.  it just aint right.

I will not put chilli with beans on my hot dogs either.

If my wife happens to buy wolf brand chilli with beans by mistake I will throw it straight into the trash when I find it without talking to her.

Eating chilli with beans is the same as sucking dick to me.  I will not do it.  It makes me sick to think of it.

So if you like beans in your chilli you must LIKE SUCKING DICK

How is that for logic



You must not think much of your wife to accuse her of such behavior. No wonder you don't get any. Get over the hate!

Link Posted: 9/28/2012 2:54:13 AM EST
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If there are no beans, it is not chili.





You know I am right, so don't bother arguing.


If there are no beans its hotdog chili

Link Posted: 9/28/2012 3:29:15 AM EST
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If there are no beans, it is not chili.





You know I am right, so don't bother arguing.


If there are no beans its hotdog chili




Still just don't get it
What giant hotdog are you people apparently smothering in Chili that has cubed hunks of beef in it?!
It has to be bigger than a fucking kielbasa for that to work.
Groundbeef is used for meatloaf, burgers, and honkey tacos, not Chili.
Chili meet needs to be cube steak, or prefirably venison/elk/bison, not some poor ground up 80/20 chuck
Link Posted: 9/28/2012 3:45:43 AM EST
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Chili with beans is called BEANS!
Link Posted: 9/28/2012 4:02:16 AM EST
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Chili has meat spices broth and beans or no beans and is typically served in a bowl.  I assume with crackers and cheese for topping even in your worlds.....That is a form of soup.  Let me guess you have some non existent word to categorize it and serve it in a vessel none of us have heard of either?  All in the name of not admitting it is a form of soup.  


Refer to Zhukovs post on page 4, heathen.  



I will admit that is different than my definition of chili.  I will concede chili depends on how and where you were raised.  That looks tasty, but if shown to me I would not call it chili, soup, or stew.




So being I was not raised far enough south, and if that is the traditional form of chili, I will happily will go about enjoying my "bean, meat and broth soup with spices" and call it chili because I have no other word to use.






It is.  

Chili with beans will suffice, or if you're feeling like a little spanish lingo call it chili con frijoles.  

But you should try some of the authentic stuff sometime.  It'll knock your socks off.  



Oh I aint skeered to try it.  I am sure I will like it if I ever make it to Texas or wherever to try it.  I am man enough to admit that.    

Link Posted: 9/28/2012 4:16:12 AM EST
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Those of you comparing real chili to hot dog topping should stop and let the idea that they're called "chili dogs" marinate for a while.

Those comparing real chili to meat sauce should consider that they might as well compare Beethoven's Appassionata to two drunks playing chopsticks.  Good chili is artistry the way good movies don't rely on a huge budget and special effects, but can get an audience involved with nothing more than a few people talking in a room.  Putting meat in a red liquid does not make chili, and you cannot hide the inadequacy of the effort by throwing in beans, tomatoes, and (shudder) carrots any more than George Lucas can pull off a watchable Star Wars movie with a practically unlimited budget, his own effects studio, and a superstar cast.  




I think that was Subnet.


<–––– Grew up just south of him, and regularly had carrots and beans in "chili".  
Link Posted: 9/28/2012 4:43:12 AM EST
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Three pounds of venison


 - lightly browned, but still pink in the middle seasoned with chili powder and salt










One large can and one small can of hunts tomato sauce




One clove of fresh garlic






One fresh green bell pepper










One fresh Vidalia onion










One small package of sliced mushrooms










Four dried Asian hot peppers










One jar of thick and chunky hot salsa










One can of your favorite beer










... And two cans of Bush's Chili Hot Beans










Mmmmmm










Let it cook in a crock pot four to five hours.


 
Link Posted: 9/28/2012 4:47:02 AM EST
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It does...in hell


first and second post for the win.


I for one will not eat chilli with beans.  it just aint right.

I will not put chilli with beans on my hot dogs either.

If my wife happens to buy wolf brand chilli with beans by mistake I will throw it straight into the trash when I find it without talking to her.

Eating chilli with beans is the same as sucking dick to me.  I will not do it.  It makes me sick to think of it.

So if you like beans in your chilli you must LIKE SUCKING DICK

How is that for logic

Winner!

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If there are no beans, it is not chili.





You know I am right, so don't bother arguing.


If there are no beans its hotdog chili


Wrong! Take your bean soup back to the food-network forums! Chili has  NO BEANS

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Three pounds of venison
 - lightly browned, but still pink in the middle seasoned with chili powder and salt

One large can and one small can of hunts tomato sauce

One fresh green bell pepper

One fresh Vidalia onion

One small package of sliced mushrooms

Four dried Asian hot peppers

One jar of thick and chunky hot salsa

One can of your favorite beer

... And two cans of Bush's Chili Hot Beans

Mmmmmm

Let it cook in a crock pot four to five hours.
 

Lovely bean soup recipe you have there.
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