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Link Posted: 9/27/2012 10:58:41 AM EST
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Link Posted: 9/27/2012 10:59:13 AM EST
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Texas Chili is NOT American Chili.


First you say Chili has beans, now you're calling it "American Chili"?  


Obviously your texas heathen chili is not American, because America uses beans in chili.

America voted for Obama too.  The country has a bad habit of being wrong.
 


I didn't vote for Obama.

Chili has beans.


Obama puts beans in chili.  

COC type thing






SOOOOOOo reported.
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 11:03:27 AM EST
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Link Posted: 9/27/2012 11:03:32 AM EST
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Some of you cunts are forgetting that chili was INVENTED in Texas, so we by god know what chili is. And chili ain't got no fukkin beans in it. End of story.

Take otherwise good chili, put beans in it and you have beans with chili sauce. The problem with you northeners is you don't have good chili to begin with, so you have to put beans in it to give it some substance. We Texans feel so sorry for you, and invite you to eat some of your pussy excuse for barbecue instead. And squeeze some of that retarded vinegar-mayo shit on it while you're at it. Oh yeah - and coleslaw.

Leave the chili to the people who know chili.
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 11:04:42 AM EST
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Obama puts beans in chili.  

COC type thing



SOOOOOOo reported.

I fielded your report and closed it as being a figment of a beaner's imagination.
 


I'm gonna sick TBK on you
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 11:05:10 AM EST
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"In Spanish, the "chile" refers to a chile pepper and "carne" means meat. The first documented recipe for "chile con carne" is dated September 2, 1519. The ingredients were boiled tomatoes, salt, chiles and meat. "
From Wikipedia

So there you have it, in the long long ago, in a land of culinary excilence, a recipe of heavenly perfection was bestowed upon man, with but one condition:
Thout shalt abstain from adding legumes to thine Chili.

Since then, there has been a rift in the world of man, between the true followers and those of the Beanie faith with their false prophet
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 11:05:53 AM EST
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Obama puts beans in chili.  

COC type thing



SOOOOOOo reported.

I fielded your report and closed it as being a figment of a beaner's imagination.
 


I'm gonna sick TBK on you


TBK is a nice old lady, I'm not worried.
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 11:13:37 AM EST
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You bean free folks just keep putting your head down and not realizing that you are wrong.  Chili has beans.

Link Posted: 9/27/2012 11:16:01 AM EST
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Link Posted: 9/27/2012 11:16:20 AM EST
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I think it's time for America to go to war......

Highly recommend not going down this ladder to find out.
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Link Posted: 9/27/2012 11:17:07 AM EST
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Link Posted: 9/27/2012 11:19:32 AM EST
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You bean free folks just keep putting your head down and not realizing that you are wrong.  Chili has beans.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mazbmul6YX1qg39ewo1_500.gif


I'd bet that you think it has cinnamon, chocolate, and is served over spaghetti noodles too.

Any abomination in a pot of 'chili' negates it's status as chili.


Absolutely not!  But it does, however, include delicious beans.

Chili with pasta is even more disrespectful of the great dish than the Texan version.
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 11:25:26 AM EST
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Chili contains beans.



That is all.
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 11:45:58 AM EST
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I am honestly saddened by the replies I've seen here today.

From the pictures of soup falsely proclaimed to be chili, to the supposed taste benefits brought by the addition of beans to "chili".

I feel as though the bean advocates have been robbed of something. You have been brainwashed into believing your culinary creation is superior to the one true chili.
Chili does not need beans. And why would it? All of the flavor comes from the meat, peppers, and spices (and beer if you do it the right way). Beans just muddle an otherwise perfect dish.

Perhaps, through the help of those here in Texas and other places beans are forbidden, you will step into the light one day.

I will do my part. Yall are welcome to stop by the next time I make chili. I encourage other bean hatters to do the same.; and maybe, just maybe, we can rid the world of this swill claiming to be "chili". That will be a glorious day for us all.
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 11:51:28 AM EST
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Link Posted: 9/27/2012 12:41:09 PM EST
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Blah blah Texas invented chili!!!!!!! +9000


Texas is like the Al Gore of Chili.
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 12:45:41 PM EST
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Blah blah Texas invented chili!!!!!!! +9000


Texas is like the Al Gore of Chili.


I think we can decide by now that Texas plain sucks.

Now the best people in the world are Cuban Americans and their penguin henchmen. The Dutch geese-lover isn't half bad either.

The German and his irrational hatred for beans is disconcerting though
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 12:46:38 PM EST
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Blah blah Texas invented chili!!!!!!! +9000


Texas is like the Al Gore of Chili.


I think we can decide by now that Texas plain sucks.

Now the best people in the world are Cuban Americans and their penguin henchmen. The Dutch geese-lover isn't half bad either.

The German and his irrational hatred for beans is disconcerting though




I used to like you.
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 12:48:56 PM EST
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Blah blah Texas invented chili!!!!!!! +9000


Texas is like the Al Gore of Chili.


I think we can decide by now that Texas plain sucks.

Now the best people in the world are Cuban Americans and their penguin henchmen. The Dutch geese-lover isn't half bad either.

The German and his irrational hatred for beans is disconcerting though




I used to like you.


Link Posted: 9/27/2012 12:49:34 PM EST
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Blah blah Texas invented chili!!!!!!! +9000


Texas is like the Al Gore of Chili.


I think we can decide by now that Texas plain sucks.

Now the best people in the world are Cuban Americans and their penguin henchmen. The Dutch geese-lover isn't half bad either.

The German and his irrational hatred for beans is disconcerting though



I thought we had an understanding Turk man!
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 12:52:19 PM EST
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Some of you cunts are forgetting that chili was INVENTED in Texas, so we by god know what chili is. And chili ain't got no fukkin beans in it. End of story.



Take otherwise good chili, put beans in it and you have beans with chili sauce. The problem with you northeners is you don't have good chili to begin with, so you have to put beans in it to give it some substance. We Texans feel so sorry for you, and invite you to eat some of your pussy excuse for barbecue instead. And squeeze some of that retarded vinegar-mayo shit on it while you're at it. Oh yeah - and coleslaw.



Leave the chili to the people who know chili.


Taking this a little personally?

 
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 12:54:53 PM EST
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Blah blah Texas invented chili!!!!!!! +9000


Texas is like the Al Gore of Chili.


I think we can decide by now that Texas plain sucks.

Now the best people in the world are Cuban Americans and their penguin henchmen. The Dutch geese-lover isn't half bad either.

The German and his irrational hatred for beans is disconcerting though



I thought we had an understanding Turk man!


Link Posted: 9/27/2012 12:57:51 PM EST
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Blah blah Texas invented chili!!!!!!! +9000


Texas is like the Al Gore of Chili.


I think we can decide by now that Texas plain sucks.

Now the best people in the world are Cuban Americans and their penguin henchmen. The Dutch geese-lover isn't half bad either.

The German and his irrational hatred for beans is disconcerting though



I thought we had an understanding Turk man!




That's it, taking the USS Texas our of her moorings and headed that way
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 12:59:25 PM EST
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Blah blah Texas invented chili!!!!!!! +9000


Texas is like the Al Gore of Chili.


I think we can decide by now that Texas plain sucks.

Now the best people in the world are Cuban Americans and their penguin henchmen. The Dutch geese-lover isn't half bad either.

The German and his irrational hatred for beans is disconcerting though



I thought we had an understanding Turk man!




That's it, taking the USS Texas our of her moorings and headed that way


I have a break action single shot from 1976 and all the beer in the world, come at me bro.
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 1:00:28 PM EST
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"In Spanish, the "chile" refers to a chile pepper and "carne" means meat. The first documented recipe for "chile con carne" is dated September 2, 1519. The ingredients were boiled tomatoes, salt, chiles and meat. "
From Wikipedia

So there you have it, in the long long ago, in a land of culinary excilence, a recipe of heavenly perfection was bestowed upon man, with but one condition:
Thout shalt abstain from adding legumes to thine Chili.

Since then, there has been a rift in the world of man, between the true followers and those of the Beanie faith with their false prophet


Yeah, because no one ever improved on the automobile.  Or the airplane.  Not to mention the M16A1.  

Your argument is weak.
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 1:03:26 PM EST
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"In Spanish, the "chile" refers to a chile pepper and "carne" means meat. The first documented recipe for "chile con carne" is dated September 2, 1519. The ingredients were boiled tomatoes, salt, chiles and meat. "
From Wikipedia

So there you have it, in the long long ago, in a land of culinary excilence, a recipe of heavenly perfection was bestowed upon man, with but one condition:
Thout shalt abstain from adding legumes to thine Chili.

Since then, there has been a rift in the world of man, between the true followers and those of the Beanie faith with their false prophet


Yeah, because no one ever improved on the automobile.  Or the airplane.  Not to mention the M16A1.  

Your argument is weak.


If beans improve your chili, your chili is weak.
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 1:03:27 PM EST
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Another honey pot for the ignore list. Only got tompage four tho. I'll get the rest later.
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 1:03:37 PM EST
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"In Spanish, the "chile" refers to a chile pepper and "carne" means meat. The first documented recipe for "chile con carne" is dated September 2, 1519. The ingredients were boiled tomatoes, salt, chiles and meat. "
From Wikipedia

So there you have it, in the long long ago, in a land of culinary excilence, a recipe of heavenly perfection was bestowed upon man, with but one condition:
Thout shalt abstain from adding legumes to thine Chili.

Since then, there has been a rift in the world of man, between the true followers and those of the Beanie faith with their false prophet


Yeah, because no one ever improved on the automobile.  Or the airplane.  Not to mention the M16A1.  

Your argument is weak.


The old chile was an ox-cart.

We invented the automobile by putting the engine (beans) in it.
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 1:04:07 PM EST
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Absolutely not!  But it does, however, include delicious beans.

Serious question When you eat beans, how do you prepare them?
 


If you are talking about kidney beans for chili I just soak them in water and salt overnight before rinsing adding them to the rest of the mix to simmer.

ETA- I prefer the texture of dried beans added to chili as opposed to canned beans.

If you are talking about pinto beans, I soak them overnight as well, rinse,  then sweat some onions, garlic, and peppers and add them to the pot with some slightly baked ham hocks or fried bacon and proceed to cook them all  day.

Link Posted: 9/27/2012 1:04:15 PM EST
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Arf polls never lie.   Beans FTW!
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 1:15:43 PM EST
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frito pie just saying, also no beans thats just plain disgusting
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 1:39:09 PM EST
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It's okay, they're all just ignorant. Obviously have never made their own chili. Only exposure is Wolf's or Hormel or whatever the local cafeteria pours on top of their spaghetti.

Sad really.

They say they know chili, but they don't even know what chili is.


Poor fool.....who the hell puts chili on there macaroni????

Must be texans......


Are you hating on chilimac? You need to be purged from this earth.


Pasta and chili don't go together! And yes I hate texass!



What'd Texas ever do to you?


Don't take it personal...you might be the very few that are ok.

Link Posted: 9/27/2012 1:41:19 PM EST
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Some of you cunts are forgetting that chili was INVENTED in Texas, so we by god know what chili is. And chili ain't got no fukkin beans in it. End of story.

Take otherwise good chili, put beans in it and you have beans with chili sauce. The problem with you northeners is you don't have good chili to begin with, so you have to put beans in it to give it some substance. We Texans feel so sorry for you, and invite you to eat some of your pussy excuse for barbecue instead. And squeeze some of that retarded vinegar-mayo shit on it while you're at it. Oh yeah - and coleslaw.

Leave the chili to the people who know chili.


Don't mean......SHIT, GLOCK ain't the first polymer frame guns....and you know how glock does.
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 1:43:05 PM EST
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I live in Cincinnati and we have the best Chili that has ever been made. We call it Skyline and it served without beans on chilli dogs or with beans in a four way or five way Chilli dinner. Since we have the greatest Chili ever created we can do whatever we want to it.
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 1:44:28 PM EST
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I'm doing a pot of chili as I type this, and it's got BEANS in it, bitches!

Link Posted: 9/27/2012 1:46:13 PM EST
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Of course it does . Anything less is dip or hotdog sauce
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 1:49:22 PM EST
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Of course it does . Anything less is dip or hotdog sauce


Came here to post that. Without beans its simply meat sauce waiting to be added to something or something added.
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 1:53:58 PM EST
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Link Posted: 9/27/2012 1:56:15 PM EST
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Beans are for women.

Beef and bean stew can sometimes have chili powder in it––this does not make it Chili.

Chili is a braise of meat, spices, and aromatics.  It's not soup or stew.

Real Chile comes in red or green and is made with pork.

Nothing authentic comes from a can.

These are all indisputable statements of fact.
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 1:56:55 PM EST
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Anyone who would put beans in chili would probably vote for Obama.





















Link Posted: 9/27/2012 1:58:46 PM EST
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Beans are for women.

Beef and bean stew can sometimes have chili powder in it––this does not make it Chili.

Chili is a braise of meat, spices, and aromatics.  It's not soup or stew.

Real Chile comes in red or green and is made with pork.

Nothing authentic comes from a can.

These are all indisputable statements of fact.


Almost got it right.
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 2:02:27 PM EST
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It does...in hell


Texas' idea of 'chili' is a soup. A thin, chunky soup.


LOL, enjoy your spicy meat sauce.
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 2:03:55 PM EST
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Of course it does.  Who would claim otherwise?  


See above posters from TX and CA.


Well CA never gets anything right...you expect them to get chili right?
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 2:05:50 PM EST
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Why put beans in chili when you could use that space for perfectly delicious beef?
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 2:08:19 PM EST
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Of course it does . Anything less is dip or hotdog sauce

Came here to post that. Without beans its simply meat sauce waiting to be added to something or something added.

The repetitive use of the word "sauce" continues to indicate that you guys are completely ignorant of what real chili is supposed to be. Newsflash "meat sauce" with beans is nothing more than - wait for it - meat sauce with beans. If it sucked before, it won't be better with beans in it.
 


Poor choice of words. What I mean was condiment.
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 2:12:29 PM EST
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When it comes to chilli, I'm Bi-Curious.
I like it both ways.
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 2:12:38 PM EST
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beans = fail, not chili
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 2:12:43 PM EST
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Absolutely not!  But it does, however, include delicious beans.

Serious question When you eat beans, how do you prepare them?
 


If you are talking about kidney beans for chili I just soak them in water and salt overnight before rinsing adding them to the rest of the mix to simmer.

ETA- I prefer the texture of dried beans added to chili as opposed to canned beans.

If you are talking about pinto beans, I soak them overnight as well, rinse,  then sweat some onions, garlic, and peppers and add them to the pot with some slightly baked ham hocks or fried bacon and proceed to cook them all  day.



I use the chili beans from a can.  
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 2:12:48 PM EST
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I had some chili without beans today for lunch.  It was kind of strange eating a hot dog condiment as a meal.  
Link Posted: 9/27/2012 2:17:58 PM EST
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"In Spanish, the "chile" refers to a chile pepper and "carne" means meat. The first documented recipe for "chile con carne" is dated September 2, 1519. The ingredients were boiled tomatoes, salt, chiles and meat. "
From Wikipedia

So there you have it, in the long long ago, in a land of culinary excilence, a recipe of heavenly perfection was bestowed upon man, with but one condition:
Thout shalt abstain from adding legumes to thine Chili.

Since then, there has been a rift in the world of man, between the true followers and those of the Beanie faith with their false prophet


Yeah, because no one ever improved on the automobile.  Or the airplane.  Not to mention the M16A1.  

Your argument is weak.


If beans improve your chili, your chili is weak.


You shut your mouth, my chili is awesome!  

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