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Posted: 5/25/2023 8:52:43 PM EDT
Today I learned it’s kind of common in China to hire strippers for a persons funeral. I had no idea that was a thing figured I would share for the hell of it.
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 8:53:54 PM EDT
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Pics of Chinese funerars?
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 8:55:49 PM EDT
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I'm stabbing your voodoo doll OP.......
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 8:56:52 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/25/2023 8:57:53 PM EDT
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I had never heard of such a thing, so I had to Google Chinese funeral strippers.
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 8:58:02 PM EDT
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When I die, I want at least 109 funeral strippers at the least and you’re all welcome to come
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 8:58:06 PM EDT
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Ima visual learner, help a brother out
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 8:58:40 PM EDT
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I had never heard of such a thing, so I had to Google Chinese funeral strippers.
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*WellWe'reWaiting.gif*
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 9:01:19 PM EDT
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My curiosity has been aroused!
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 9:07:10 PM EDT
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Dancing for the Dead: Funeral Strippers in Taiwan.
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 9:08:10 PM EDT
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Biofreezesafe thread
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 9:14:49 PM EDT
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Can I get mine a few years early?
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 9:15:30 PM EDT
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Where's @beintoasianstrippers
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 9:15:54 PM EDT
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Strippers & fireworks. I have to make an update to my final wishes.
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 9:17:33 PM EDT
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Ow we know why China wants Taiwan back in the fold.
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 9:18:35 PM EDT
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Strippers & fireworks. I have to make an update to my final wishes.
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Link Posted: 5/25/2023 9:21:33 PM EDT
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Strippers & fireworks. I have to make an update to my final wishes.
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…and a Viking Funeral
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 9:21:43 PM EDT
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I remember reading an article about this before, it is pretty crazy.  It's pretty elaborate and not just a few strippers, it is an ordeal more like a parade, with strippers.
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 9:21:43 PM EDT
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Sick. Heathen. Bastards. WTF good are strippers when you're already dead?
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 9:27:11 PM EDT
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Nawt gill-tee.

Where's @Bobbitybobbity - his avatar was better from the mods stopped the bobbity in Bobbitybobbity.
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 9:30:37 PM EDT
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I guess I need to make some Chinese friends
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 9:34:41 PM EDT
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I just watched that a few days ago.

"Hey Joe you got girrflend in Viet Nam?"
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 9:37:35 PM EDT
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Interesting...

I welcome our new Chinese overlords and their funeral strippers
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 9:37:50 PM EDT
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@beatsofftoasianfunerals


ETA- beat! LOL
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 9:38:37 PM EDT
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Its not just funerals, In Taiwan it is pretty common to see go-go dancers at store grand openings.

They have special flat bed trucks and Jeeps with stripper poles mounted to them that take part in parades.
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 9:39:27 PM EDT
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They pole dance & strip on jeeps or flatbed trucks...





They also have big techno / disco trucks with huge LED light displays & sound systems.

Bigger_Hammer
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 9:40:11 PM EDT
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Its not just funerals, In Taiwan it is pretty common to see go-go dancers at store grand openings.

They have special flat bed trucks and Jeeps with stripper poles mounted to them that take part in parades.

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There is much we can learn from the ancient cultures of the Orient....

Link Posted: 5/25/2023 9:43:14 PM EDT
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you get them so your friends and family will have a good time,funerals are for the living
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I was going to be cremated,  but now I want strippers.
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 10:32:06 PM EDT
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I see nothing bad about this.
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 10:35:44 PM EDT
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It's one way to make sure everyone in attendance remembers you fondly.

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Maybe the strippers are the cause of death?
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They pole dance & strip on jeeps or flatbed trucks...

https://i.ndtvimg.com/i/2017-01/pole-dancers-at-taiwan-funeral_650x400_41483613808.jpg

https://johnrieber.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/taiwan-funeral-with-pole-dancing.jpg?w=640

They also have big techno / disco trucks with huge LED light displays & sound systems.

Bigger_Hammer
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I guess they figure that as long as the man being honored is stiff all the other guys should be too?
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I see nothing bad about this.
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Link Posted: 5/25/2023 10:46:07 PM EDT
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That angry old bitch working the sushi counter at Whole Foods once was a Chinese funeral stripper.
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 10:47:47 PM EDT
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To piss off my sister. My brother and I invited the strippers from my dad's favorite strip club to the memorial service. The strip club also sent the largest floral arrangement. It was worth it.
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 10:47:51 PM EDT
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They pole dance & strip on jeeps or flatbed trucks...

https://i.ndtvimg.com/i/2017-01/pole-dancers-at-taiwan-funeral_650x400_41483613808.jpg

https://johnrieber.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/taiwan-funeral-with-pole-dancing.jpg?w=640

They also have big techno / disco trucks with huge LED light displays & sound systems.

Bigger_Hammer
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That is amazing
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 10:48:47 PM EDT
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Strippers & fireworks. I have to make an update to my final wishes.
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As am I. I did not know this was an option.
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 10:50:48 PM EDT
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Its not just funerals, In Taiwan it is pretty common to see go-go dancers at store grand openings.

They have special flat bed trucks and Jeeps with stripper poles mounted to them that take part in parades.
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America is losing status as a first world nation and things like this are why. Well that and government corruption.
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 10:54:34 PM EDT
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If that becomes a widespread thing. Midcaps funeral will certainly be interesting !
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 11:02:54 PM EDT
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To piss off my sister. My brother and I invited the strippers from my dad's favorite strip club to the memorial service. The strip club also sent the largest floral arrangement. It was worth it.
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Link Posted: 5/25/2023 11:07:44 PM EDT
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Asians are the superior culture. I will embrace our Chinese overlords.

I’ve been to funerals for Hooter’s girls and strippers, I got laid every time, I showed up in a nice suit, most of the males didn’t even own anything close to a suit.
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 11:14:03 PM EDT
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Asians are the superior culture. I will embrace our Chinese overlords.

I’ve been to funerals for Hooter’s girls and strippers, I got laid every time, I showed up in a nice suit, most of the males didn’t even own anything close to a suit.
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Just what sort of social circle do you run in that you've been to multiple stripper/Hooter girl funerals?

Asking for a friend.
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 11:15:04 PM EDT
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