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Posted: 5/25/2023 8:52:43 PM EDT
Today I learned it’s kind of common in China to hire strippers for a persons funeral. I had no idea that was a thing figured I would share for the hell of it.
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I had never heard of such a thing, so I had to Google Chinese funeral strippers.
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When I die, I want at least 109 funeral strippers at the least and you’re all welcome to come
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![]() Dancing for the Dead: Funeral Strippers in Taiwan. |
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Strippers & fireworks. I have to make an update to my final wishes.
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I remember reading an article about this before, it is pretty crazy. It's pretty elaborate and not just a few strippers, it is an ordeal more like a parade, with strippers.
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Sick. Heathen. Bastards. WTF good are strippers when you're already dead?
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View Quote Nawt gill-tee. Where's @Bobbitybobbity - his avatar was better from the mods stopped the bobbity in Bobbitybobbity. |
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I just watched that a few days ago.
![]() "Hey Joe you got girrflend in Viet Nam?" |
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Interesting...
I welcome our new Chinese overlords and their funeral strippers |
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Its not just funerals, In Taiwan it is pretty common to see go-go dancers at store grand openings.
They have special flat bed trucks and Jeeps with stripper poles mounted to them that take part in parades. ![]() |
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Quoted: Its not just funerals, In Taiwan it is pretty common to see go-go dancers at store grand openings. They have special flat bed trucks and Jeeps with stripper poles mounted to them that take part in parades. ![]() View Quote |
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Quoted: They pole dance & strip on jeeps or flatbed trucks... https://i.ndtvimg.com/i/2017-01/pole-dancers-at-taiwan-funeral_650x400_41483613808.jpg https://johnrieber.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/taiwan-funeral-with-pole-dancing.jpg?w=640 They also have big techno / disco trucks with huge LED light displays & sound systems. Bigger_Hammer ![]() View Quote |
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I guess they figure that as long as the man being honored is stiff all the other guys should be too?
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That angry old bitch working the sushi counter at Whole Foods once was a Chinese funeral stripper.
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To piss off my sister. My brother and I invited the strippers from my dad's favorite strip club to the memorial service. The strip club also sent the largest floral arrangement. It was worth it.
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Quoted: They pole dance & strip on jeeps or flatbed trucks... https://i.ndtvimg.com/i/2017-01/pole-dancers-at-taiwan-funeral_650x400_41483613808.jpg https://johnrieber.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/taiwan-funeral-with-pole-dancing.jpg?w=640 They also have big techno / disco trucks with huge LED light displays & sound systems. Bigger_Hammer ![]() View Quote That is amazing |
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Quoted: Its not just funerals, In Taiwan it is pretty common to see go-go dancers at store grand openings. They have special flat bed trucks and Jeeps with stripper poles mounted to them that take part in parades. ![]() View Quote America is losing status as a first world nation and things like this are why. Well that and government corruption. |
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If that becomes a widespread thing. Midcaps funeral will certainly be interesting !
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Asians are the superior culture. I will embrace our Chinese overlords.
I’ve been to funerals for Hooter’s girls and strippers, I got laid every time, I showed up in a nice suit, most of the males didn’t even own anything close to a suit. |
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Quoted: Asians are the superior culture. I will embrace our Chinese overlords. I’ve been to funerals for Hooter’s girls and strippers, I got laid every time, I showed up in a nice suit, most of the males didn’t even own anything close to a suit. View Quote Just what sort of social circle do you run in that you've been to multiple stripper/Hooter girl funerals? Asking for a friend. |
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