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Posted: 5/25/2023 11:18:08 PM EDT
[#1]
They say funerals are for the living.
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Posted: 5/26/2023 12:27:31 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryIs she trying to convey that she eats ass? |
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Posted: 5/26/2023 12:29:29 AM EDT
[#3]
Quote HistoryBe sure you only fuck the ones who cough. |
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Posted: 5/26/2023 12:31:54 AM EDT
[#4]
I could go for one with green eyes.
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Posted: 5/26/2023 4:46:44 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If that becomes a widespread thing. Midcaps funeral will certainly be interesting ! Midcaps funeral will have one mandatory stop  
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Posted: 5/26/2023 4:51:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Just what sort of social circle do you run in that you've been to multiple stripper/Hooter girl funerals? Asking for a friend. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Asians are the superior culture. I will embrace our Chinese overlords. I’ve been to funerals for Hooter’s girls and strippers, I got laid every time, I showed up in a nice suit, most of the males didn’t even own anything close to a suit. Just what sort of social circle do you run in that you've been to multiple stripper/Hooter girl funerals? Asking for a friend. Ranxerox911 ?  |
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Posted: 5/26/2023 4:56:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Sick. Heathen. Bastards. WTF good are strippers when you're already dead? I'd go to a lot more funerals. |
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Posted: 5/26/2023 4:59:29 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/26/2023 5:42:04 AM EDT
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted: They pole dance & strip on jeeps or flatbed trucks... https://i.ndtvimg.com/i/2017-01/pole-dancers-at-taiwan-funeral_650x400_41483613808.jpg https://johnrieber.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/taiwan-funeral-with-pole-dancing.jpg?w=640 They also have big techno / disco trucks with huge LED light displays & sound systems. Bigger_Hammer  Theirs is a cultural worth defending i tell you what. |
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Posted: 5/26/2023 7:02:03 AM EDT
[#10]
 
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Posted: 5/26/2023 7:11:41 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Asians are the superior culture. I will embrace our Chinese overlords. I’ve been to funerals for Hooter’s girls and strippers, I got laid every time, I showed up in a nice suit, most of the males didn’t even own anything close to a suit.  ZZ Top - Sharp Dressed Man (Official Music Video) [HD Remaster] |
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Posted: 5/26/2023 7:55:56 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I could go for one with green eyes.  Big Trouble in Little China - Two Girls with Green Eyes |
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Posted: 5/26/2023 8:10:34 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: When I die, I want at least 109 funeral strippers at the least and you’re all welcome to come So it's on for next week? 
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Posted: 5/26/2023 8:11:43 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Strippers & fireworks. I have to make an update to my final wishes. Can I get my strippers wrapped in Firecrackers? 10,000 count rolls.  . I’ll pay REAL good.
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Posted: 5/26/2023 8:24:12 AM EDT
[#15]
Do they have sniffer's row?
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Posted: 5/26/2023 8:27:51 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Asians are the superior culture. I will embrace our Chinese overlords. I’ve been to funerals for Hooter’s girls and strippers, I got laid every time, I showed up in a nice suit, most of the males didn’t even own anything close to a suit. Just what sort of social circle do you run in that you've been to multiple stripper/Hooter girl funerals? Asking for a friend. Ranxerox911 ? https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7c/02/08/7c02082de0e5f3a6b6a67574eae9a292.gif Damn...busted. At least I still have rhythm and funeral sex - so I got that going for me. |
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Posted: 5/26/2023 8:38:55 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: They pole dance & strip on jeeps or flatbed trucks... https://i.ndtvimg.com/i/2017-01/pole-dancers-at-taiwan-funeral_650x400_41483613808.jpg https://johnrieber.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/taiwan-funeral-with-pole-dancing.jpg?w=640 They also have big techno / disco trucks with huge LED light displays & sound systems. Bigger_Hammer Huh. They have more in common with Texas than I woulda thought  Attached File |
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Posted: 5/26/2023 8:44:13 AM EDT
[#18]
Taiwan OP.
This doesn't seem like something the CCP would be down with. THat's way too much freedom. Lack's governmental control. |
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Posted: 5/26/2023 8:49:12 AM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: America is losing status as a first world nation and things like this are why. Well that and government corruption. Exactly right. and yet you have little Nancy's on HERE that will whine that umbrella girls at racetracks are sexual exploitation of women Seriously. Women doing something VOLUNTARILY, which actually glorifies a women's beauty and places her on a pedestal while requiring no hard work and paying them nice paychecks, yep, people on THIS SITE whine about it as "waaah, objectifying women, waaaaaah" textbook pathetic Country is full of disgusting fatbody losers white-knighting about crap where the "victims" don't want anything changed |
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Posted: 5/26/2023 9:00:16 AM EDT
[#20]
Not the worst idea, actually.
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Posted: 5/26/2023 9:00:42 AM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Just what sort of social circle do you run in that you've been to multiple stripper/Hooter girl funerals? Asking for a friend. When I was in my early 20’s, if you were a female, there weren’t a lot of opportunities to make good money in my town. Quite a few of the girls I went to high school became strippers or Hooter’s girls, you are friends with a few, you get to be friends with a bunch. I’m nothing special. |
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Posted: 5/26/2023 9:10:52 AM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Sick. Heathen. Bastards. WTF good are strippers when you're already dead? |
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Posted: 5/26/2023 9:38:56 AM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Taiwan OP. This doesn't seem like something the CCP would be down with. THat's way too much freedom. Lack's governmental control. The article I found out about this was about how that’s where it started but it’s gained popularity in the rural areas of China and they are trying to crack down on it |
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Posted: 5/26/2023 9:51:15 AM EDT
[#24]
I am not going to subscribe to this here thread , in particular.
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Posted: 5/26/2023 9:58:37 AM EDT
[#25]
There was an article about this within the last week or two. They're outlawing this.
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Posted: 5/26/2023 10:10:35 AM EDT
[#26]
BTW, I think this is a "new" Taiwan thing.
Traditional Chinese funerals hire mourners who dress in white, wail & follow the funeral. |
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Posted: 5/26/2023 10:13:06 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/26/2023 10:44:05 AM EDT
[#28]
Between the Chinese strippers and the African coffin dancers, it could an occasion with some real international flair.
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Posted: 5/26/2023 11:15:45 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: When I was in my early 20's, if you were a female, there weren't a lot of opportunities to make good money in my town. Quite a few of the girls I went to high school became strippers or Hooter's girls, you are friends with a few, you get to be friends with a bunch. I'm nothing special. |
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Posted: 5/26/2023 11:16:43 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I guess I need to make some Chinese friends And what, kill them so you can go to their funeral? That's not very nice. |
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Posted: 5/26/2023 11:19:25 AM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The article I found out about this was about how that’s where it started but it’s gained popularity in the rural areas of China and they are trying to crack down on it Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Taiwan OP. This doesn't seem like something the CCP would be down with. THat's way too much freedom. Lack's governmental control. The article I found out about this was about how that’s where it started but it’s gained popularity in the rural areas of China and they are trying to crack down on it Some credit scores out in the sticks of China are going to get some serious downgrading. |
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Posted: 5/26/2023 11:21:29 AM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Nawt gill-tee. Where's @Bobbitybobbity - his avatar was better from the mods stopped the bobbity in BobbityI bobbity. Quote HistoryQuoted: Nawt gill-tee. Where's @Bobbitybobbity - his avatar was better from the mods stopped the bobbity in BobbityI bobbity. |
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Posted: 5/26/2023 11:24:16 AM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I was going to be cremated, but now I want strippers. |
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Posted: 5/26/2023 11:25:46 AM EDT
[#34]
My funeral can have come cultural appropriation
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Posted: 5/26/2023 11:27:49 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/26/2023 11:31:56 AM EDT
[#36]
Just asked Mrs Trigger if she would set this up at my funeral. She said nope.
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Posted: 5/26/2023 11:32:19 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryTaiwan ummm who checks to make sure they are really women lol. Where's my little pony 
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Posted: 5/26/2023 11:34:23 AM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: When I die, I want at least 109 funeral strippers at the least and you’re all welcome to come I hope you die soon. No offense.
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Posted: 5/26/2023 11:34:41 AM EDT
[#39]
They hire prostitutes for customers on business trips too...
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Posted: 5/26/2023 11:37:14 AM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Taiwan ummm who checks to make sure they are really women lol. Where's my little pony Quote HistoryQuoted: Taiwan ummm who checks to make sure they are really women lol. Where's my little pony That's Thailand bro. Taiwan is based. |
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Posted: 5/26/2023 11:37:17 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: To piss off my sister. My brother and I invited the strippers from my dad's favorite strip club to the memorial service. The strip club also sent the largest floral arrangement. It was worth it. 
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Posted: 5/26/2023 12:06:12 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/26/2023 12:07:04 PM EDT
[#43]
As it should be and I want this custom practiced at mine.
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Posted: 5/26/2023 12:10:46 PM EDT
[#44]
some sort of fertility rite?
"The cycle of yin and yang is three-fold: Life, death, strippers." - Lau Tzu |
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Posted: 5/26/2023 12:12:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Sick. Heathen. Bastards. WTF good are strippers when you're already dead?  Attached File |
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Posted: 5/26/2023 12:16:48 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I hope you die soon. No offense. Hahah none taken, I want it to be as awesome as humanly possible |
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Posted: 5/26/2023 12:31:53 PM EDT
[#47]
Taiwanese professional baseball teams are famous for their cheerleader squads. A group of them recently visited the Angels.
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Posted: 5/26/2023 12:38:40 PM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: They pole dance & strip on jeeps or flatbed trucks... https://i.ndtvimg.com/i/2017-01/pole-dancers-at-taiwan-funeral_650x400_41483613808.jpg https://johnrieber.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/taiwan-funeral-with-pole-dancing.jpg?w=640 They also have big techno / disco trucks with huge LED light displays & sound systems. Bigger_Hammer Strippers, jeeps, tall metal poles, low power lines, lots of potential 
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Posted: 5/26/2023 12:57:02 PM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: When I die, I want at least 109 funeral strippers at the least and you're all welcome to come |
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Posted: 5/26/2023 1:01:15 PM EDT
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You are assuming the dead is male. I can see some dude hiring strippers for his bitchy wife's funeral.
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