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Posted: 4/23/2018 8:35:17 AM EDT
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Sentencing is complete. Count Dankula fined 800 Pounds dunno how to make a British currency symbol |
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Posted: 4/23/2018 8:40:47 AM EDT
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I can't believe I never saw this story. Holy cow. UK sucks.
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Posted: 4/23/2018 8:43:14 AM EDT
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Nazi pug
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Posted: 4/23/2018 8:45:44 AM EDT
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Sentencing is complete. Count Dankula fined 800 Pounds dunno how to make a British currency symbol  Attached File |
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Posted: 4/23/2018 8:51:29 AM EDT
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Needed bolding. The irony of it is that Prince Phillip, King Ed VIII (aka Duke of Winsor) and plenty of minor royals all had Nazi sympathies or family members way back when. But luckily the thought police are bringing people who say or think mean things to justice now.  Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted: So Her Majesty's Government has done more to prosecute a guy over making a pug give a nazi salute as a joke than it has on the kidnapping, rape, and even murder of thousands of girls in the UK at the hands of Pakistani rape gangs. If you've ever wondered how government becomes the bad guys, here's a good example. The irony of it is that Prince Phillip, King Ed VIII (aka Duke of Winsor) and plenty of minor royals all had Nazi sympathies or family members way back when. But luckily the thought police are bringing people who say or think mean things to justice now. |
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Posted: 4/23/2018 8:53:34 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryThe Crown once had people in power that said things like this.
Be it so. This burning of widows is your custom; prepare the funeral pile. But my nation has also a custom. When men burn women alive we hang them, and confiscate all their property. My carpenters shall therefore erect gibbets on which to hang all concerned when the widow is consumed. Let us all act according to national customs. - Charles James Napier For those that don't know. Hindu priests complaining to the Major General of the Bombay Army about the prohibition of Sati religious funeral practice of burning widows alive on her husband's funeral pyre. |
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Posted: 4/23/2018 8:54:08 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryThe Crown once had people in power that said things like this.
Be it so. This burning of widows is your custom; prepare the funeral pile. But my nation has also a custom. When men burn women alive we hang them, and confiscate all their property. My carpenters shall therefore erect gibbets on which to hang all concerned when the widow is consumed. Let us all act according to national customs. - Charles James Napier For those that don't know. Hindu priests complaining to the Major General of the Bombay Army about the prohibition of Sati religious funeral practice of burning widows alive on her husband's funeral pyre. |
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Posted: 4/23/2018 9:09:21 AM EDT
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Disgusting verdict. There truly is no free speech in Britain. |
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Posted: 4/23/2018 9:11:30 AM EDT
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Those are Roman salutes.
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Posted: 4/23/2018 9:15:23 AM EDT
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Was this in the US |
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Posted: 4/23/2018 9:26:50 AM EDT
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Where are they going to sew the crescent in the flag of the United Kingdom Caliphate? |
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Posted: 4/23/2018 9:30:06 AM EDT
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The Crown once had people in power that said things like this. Be it so. This burning of widows is your custom; prepare the funeral pile. But my nation has also a custom. When men burn women alive we hang them, and confiscate all their property. My carpenters shall therefore erect gibbets on which to hang all concerned when the widow is consumed. Let us all act according to national customs. - Charles James Napier For those that don't know. Hindu priests complaining to the Major General of the Bombay Army about the prohibition of Sati religious funeral practice of burning widows alive on her husband's funeral pyre. |
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Posted: 4/23/2018 9:44:24 AM EDT
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Glad he only got a fine, still fucked up he was even charged and convicted which cost him more than the fine. #theprocessisthepunishment
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Posted: 4/23/2018 9:47:43 AM EDT
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Life on a prison island, no thanks.
Fuck the UK. Maybe someday you'll rise up again, though I doubt it. |
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Posted: 4/23/2018 9:49:20 AM EDT
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The first amendment really is special. My favorite is the second amendment, but the first amendment is a good one. |
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Posted: 4/23/2018 10:13:56 AM EDT
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when communist china has more free speech then the UK something is fucked up
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Posted: 4/23/2018 11:23:02 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/23/2018 11:26:11 AM EDT
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Miami you are a true scholar. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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The Crown once had people in power that said things like this. Be it so. This burning of widows is your custom; prepare the funeral pile. But my nation has also a custom. When men burn women alive we hang them, and confiscate all their property. My carpenters shall therefore erect gibbets on which to hang all concerned when the widow is consumed. Let us all act according to national customs. - Charles James Napier For those that don't know. Hindu priests complaining to the Major General of the Bombay Army about the prohibition of Sati religious funeral practice of burning widows alive on her husband's funeral pyre. |
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Posted: 4/23/2018 11:43:13 AM EDT
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Want more BNP? This is how you get more BNP.
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Posted: 4/23/2018 11:59:08 AM EDT
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I feel horrible saying this, but the video was funny. Offensive as fuck? Yes. But I enjoy edgy comedy like that The world (at least most of it) has gone mad |
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Posted: 4/23/2018 12:03:00 PM EDT
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Well he’s a communist so shouldn't mind sharing his wealth.
 Attached FileNot sure why he seems to have his head screwed on in interviews oh well. Ps this whole case is a joke Pps Scotland is not England it’s a whole other country with different laws and its own government. |
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Posted: 4/23/2018 12:09:53 PM EDT
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When do we start the Two Minutes Hate again?
I need to set my watch. |
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Posted: 4/23/2018 12:44:37 PM EDT
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Stupid charges
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Posted: 4/23/2018 12:52:45 PM EDT
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The UK is going back to its roots. It was once the largest Muslim nation in the world by population and Muslim subjects of the Crown. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Where are they going to sew the crescent in the flag of the United Kingdom Caliphate?  
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Posted: 4/23/2018 2:07:03 PM EDT
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when communist china has more free speech then the UK something is fucked up It was in Scotland. Scotland is not the UK. It isn't even 10% of the UK by population. They are just disproportionately drunk, noisy and massively socialist - accounting for 59 of the 650 Parliamentary seats in Westminster, and swinging enough communist weight to force the UK to endure the occasional socialist incumbent. If you took a giant angle grinder and hacked Scotland off the top of the UK, not only would England, Wales and Northern Ireland be a lot wealthier, but there would be such a significant shift to the political right in England that the Labour party would be dead and Maggie Thatcher would be resurrected from the dead (Gawd bless her). Conversely Scotland would shift so far to the left that it would rapidly implode and disappear up it's own arse. This would be bad for Whisky production, so for now we are allowing them to stay as long as they keep their idiocy north of the Border. |
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Posted: 4/23/2018 2:27:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/23/2018 2:31:54 PM EDT
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How big was Prince Harry's fine?
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Posted: 4/23/2018 2:33:05 PM EDT
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Top score in Satire is Impossible goes to England. Well done. |
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Posted: 4/23/2018 2:36:29 PM EDT
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Life on a prison island, no thanks. Fuck the UK. Maybe someday you'll rise up again, though I doubt it. One of the great reasons why America works is we have a healthy amount of "fuck you" in us. the UK is destined to become the worlds most polite prisoners. |
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Posted: 4/23/2018 2:50:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryBritish Royals one day had a picnic in one of their many vast parks named after their Granddad or something. They though it would be fun to taking the piss out of the funny goose-step walk and wavy hand of a silly man with a silly moustache. They shared this comedy moment with the world by taking a photo way back in 1933. This offended Ze Germanz massively who got so pissed that they invaded a bunch of European countries. This was considered rude, but we were tied up with a rather important cricket season and decided to see where the man with the funny Moustache was going to take it. When we realised they were going to attack Poland, it dawned on is that our building and plumbing trade would suffer hugely and it might affect deliveries from the continent. This was considered to be a bit off and a rather bad show. Polish Vodka and Sausage bars were just becoming popular. We told Ze Germanz "Oi Fritz, keep yer Bosch hands of our mate's Zubrówka and Kielbaski Mysliwska or we'll come over there and firebomb your cities" Fritz said "NEIN ENGLANDER HUND. WIR SINT INVADEN ALLES DER DINGE" got a bit arsey and invaded Poland anyway. This went down like a ripped teabag in the UK so we got a bit tetchy, liberated Europe and pulled you guys out of the great depression - which was nice. You've continued to build lots of army and blowy-uppy stuff since because, well, it's silly to stop a good thing. All that from a funny wave by a royal child in garden and a ragey man with a funny moustache and shit haircut. True story. 
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Posted: 4/23/2018 2:55:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryNo fine.
Didn't happen in Scotland. |
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Posted: 4/23/2018 2:58:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: United Kingdom... |
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Posted: 4/23/2018 3:16:49 PM EDT
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Well he's a communist so shouldn't mind sharing his wealth. https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/398238/E071D4F6-A76B-4A79-9BB8-3B4E285C6610-523506.JPG Not sure why he seems to have his head screwed on in interviews oh well. Ps this whole case is a joke Pps Scotland is not England it's a whole other country with different laws and its own government. |
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Posted: 4/23/2018 3:18:46 PM EDT
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Where are they going to sew the crescent in the flag of the United Kingdom Caliphate? 
It is humor mixed with history. |
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Posted: 4/23/2018 3:19:31 PM EDT
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Scotland. It was in Scotland. Scotland is not the UK. It isn't even 10% of the UK by population. They are just disproportionately drunk, noisy and massively socialist - accounting for 59 of the 650 Parliamentary seats in Westminster, and swinging enough communist weight to force the UK to endure the occasional socialist incumbent. If you took a giant angle grinder and hacked Scotland off the top of the UK, not only would England, Wales and Northern Ireland be a lot wealthier, but there would be such a significant shift to the political right in England that the Labour party would be dead and Maggie Thatcher would be resurrected from the dead (Gawd bless her). Conversely Scotland would shift so far to the left that it would rapidly implode and disappear up it's own arse. This would be bad for Whisky production, so for now we are allowing them to stay as long as they keep their idiocy north of the Border. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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when communist china has more free speech then the UK something is fucked up It was in Scotland. Scotland is not the UK. It isn't even 10% of the UK by population. They are just disproportionately drunk, noisy and massively socialist - accounting for 59 of the 650 Parliamentary seats in Westminster, and swinging enough communist weight to force the UK to endure the occasional socialist incumbent. If you took a giant angle grinder and hacked Scotland off the top of the UK, not only would England, Wales and Northern Ireland be a lot wealthier, but there would be such a significant shift to the political right in England that the Labour party would be dead and Maggie Thatcher would be resurrected from the dead (Gawd bless her). Conversely Scotland would shift so far to the left that it would rapidly implode and disappear up it's own arse. This would be bad for Whisky production, so for now we are allowing them to stay as long as they keep their idiocy north of the Border. |
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Posted: 4/23/2018 3:24:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/23/2018 3:37:05 PM EDT
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Scotland is as much the UK as Illinois is the US Quote HistoryQuoted:
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when communist china has more free speech then the UK something is fucked up It was in Scotland. Scotland is not the UK. It isn't even 10% of the UK by population. They are just disproportionately drunk, noisy and massively socialist - accounting for 59 of the 650 Parliamentary seats in Westminster, and swinging enough communist weight to force the UK to endure the occasional socialist incumbent. If you took a giant angle grinder and hacked Scotland off the top of the UK, not only would England, Wales and Northern Ireland be a lot wealthier, but there would be such a significant shift to the political right in England that the Labour party would be dead and Maggie Thatcher would be resurrected from the dead (Gawd bless her). Conversely Scotland would shift so far to the left that it would rapidly implode and disappear up it's own arse. This would be bad for Whisky production, so for now we are allowing them to stay as long as they keep their idiocy north of the Border. |
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Posted: 4/23/2018 4:23:05 PM EDT
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There's a story behind that. British Royals one day had a picnic in one of their many vast parks named after their Granddad or something. They though it would be fun to taking the piss out of the funny goose-step walk and wavy hand of a silly man with a silly moustache. They shared this comedy moment with the world by taking a photo way back in 1933. This offended Ze Germanz massively who got so pissed that they invaded a bunch of European countries. This was considered rude, but we were tied up with a rather important cricket season and decided to see where the man with the funny Moustache was going to take it. When we realised they were going to attack Poland, it dawned on is that our building and plumbing trade would suffer hugely and it might affect deliveries from the continent. This was considered to be a bit off and a rather bad show. Polish Vodka and Sausage bars were just becoming popular. We told Ze Germanz "Oi Fritz, keep yer Bosch hands of our mate's Zubrówka and Kielbaski Mysliwska or we'll come over there and firebomb your cities" Fritz said "NEIN ENGLANDER HUND. WIR SINT INVADEN ALLES DER DINGE" got a bit arsey and invaded Poland anyway. This went down like a ripped teabag in the UK so we got a bit tetchy, liberated Europe and pulled you guys out of the great depression - which was nice. You've continued to build lots of army and blowy-uppy stuff since because, well, it's silly to stop a good thing. All that from a funny wave by a royal child in garden and a ragey man with a funny moustache and shit haircut. True story. Quote HistoryQuoted:
There's a story behind that. British Royals one day had a picnic in one of their many vast parks named after their Granddad or something. They though it would be fun to taking the piss out of the funny goose-step walk and wavy hand of a silly man with a silly moustache. They shared this comedy moment with the world by taking a photo way back in 1933. This offended Ze Germanz massively who got so pissed that they invaded a bunch of European countries. This was considered rude, but we were tied up with a rather important cricket season and decided to see where the man with the funny Moustache was going to take it. When we realised they were going to attack Poland, it dawned on is that our building and plumbing trade would suffer hugely and it might affect deliveries from the continent. This was considered to be a bit off and a rather bad show. Polish Vodka and Sausage bars were just becoming popular. We told Ze Germanz "Oi Fritz, keep yer Bosch hands of our mate's Zubrówka and Kielbaski Mysliwska or we'll come over there and firebomb your cities" Fritz said "NEIN ENGLANDER HUND. WIR SINT INVADEN ALLES DER DINGE" got a bit arsey and invaded Poland anyway. This went down like a ripped teabag in the UK so we got a bit tetchy, liberated Europe and pulled you guys out of the great depression - which was nice. You've continued to build lots of army and blowy-uppy stuff since because, well, it's silly to stop a good thing. All that from a funny wave by a royal child in garden and a ragey man with a funny moustache and shit haircut. True story. 
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OB0YAVF-eOI True story |
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Posted: 4/23/2018 4:31:17 PM EDT
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I would take the jail time for sure.
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Posted: 4/23/2018 4:41:22 PM EDT
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There's a story behind that. British Royals one day had a picnic in one of their many vast parks named after their Granddad or something. They though it would be fun to taking the piss out of the funny goose-step walk and wavy hand of a silly man with a silly moustache. They shared this comedy moment with the world by taking a photo way back in 1933. This offended Ze Germanz massively who got so pissed that they invaded a bunch of European countries. This was considered rude, but we were tied up with a rather important cricket season and decided to see where the man with the funny Moustache was going to take it. When we realised they were going to attack Poland, it dawned on is that our building and plumbing trade would suffer hugely and it might affect deliveries from the continent. This was considered to be a bit off and a rather bad show. Polish Vodka and Sausage bars were just becoming popular. We told Ze Germanz "Oi Fritz, keep yer Bosch hands of our mate's Zubrówka and Kielbaski Mysliwska or we'll come over there and firebomb your cities" Fritz said "NEIN ENGLANDER HUND. WIR SINT INVADEN ALLES DER DINGE" got a bit arsey and invaded Poland anyway. This went down like a ripped teabag in the UK so we got a bit tetchy, liberated Europe and pulled you guys out of the great depression - which was nice. You've continued to build lots of army and blowy-uppy stuff since because, well, it's silly to stop a good thing. All that from a funny wave by a royal child in garden and a ragey man with a funny moustache and shit haircut. True story. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6hwP5vt8M9U/WE_vsuQ3lHI/AAAAAAAAAk8/xfRvcq8ofo4LnlEf5ROfSFtNo3OGLQa-wCK4B/s1600/Scrap%2Bof%2Bpaper.PNG https://multimedialearningllc.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/seuss-appeasement.jpeg https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ka/thumb/b/b5/Anschlusstears.jpg/464px-Anschlusstears.jpg https://i2-prod.birminghammail.co.uk/incoming/article6116918.ece/ALTERNATES/s1227b/preview_BP222978.jpg https://media.vanityfair.com/photos/5a2c40cf8ae8fd2b3a999a9d/master/pass/t-Adolf-Hitler-Duke-and-Duchess-of-Windsor.jpg https://secure.i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03382/princeEdwardvIII-1_3382334b.jpg True story Hitler was very reluctant to go to war with the UK, mostly because he was scared, but also because he liked pinky finger tea-drinking and quirky British humour. He and the King would often chill in a hot-tub together, knitting and and downing Banana Daiquiris with a bag of Cadburys Mini Animals. You can see the King taking the piss out the Ze Germans in a number of photos. The Nazi salute was as ridiculous then as it is now. Even some of ze Germanz are laughing. Royal Lulz and all that. Hey, you'll be pleased to hear we have another Royal who has joined today, on St George's Day. Bloody brilliant news. I'm sure you will be extending your congratulations to the our Future King, the Princess and their children on the new arrival. 
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Posted: 4/23/2018 4:43:58 PM EDT
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I would take the jail time for sure. |
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Posted: 4/23/2018 7:45:02 PM EDT
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Yep. Lots of visits to Germany before the war. Germany regarded the UK as an awesome place and we used to grace them with our presence. My great uncle was in Frankfurt on holiday when war broke out. He had to get back home and the next time he returned he was at 18,000 feet in a Lancaster dropping incendiaries. Hitler was very reluctant to go to war with the UK, mostly because he was scared, but also because he liked pinky finger tea-drinking and quirky British humour. He and the King would often chill in a hot-tub together, knitting and and downing Banana Daiquiris with a bag of Cadburys Mini Animals. You can see the King taking the piss out the Ze Germans in a number of photos. The Nazi salute was as ridiculous then as it is now. Even some of ze Germanz are laughing. Royal Lulz and all that. Hey, you'll be pleased to hear we have another Royal who has joined today, on St George's Day. Bloody brilliant news. I'm sure you will be extending your congratulations to the our Future King, the Princess and their children on the new arrival. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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There's a story behind that. British Royals one day had a picnic in one of their many vast parks named after their Granddad or something. They though it would be fun to taking the piss out of the funny goose-step walk and wavy hand of a silly man with a silly moustache. They shared this comedy moment with the world by taking a photo way back in 1933. This offended Ze Germanz massively who got so pissed that they invaded a bunch of European countries. This was considered rude, but we were tied up with a rather important cricket season and decided to see where the man with the funny Moustache was going to take it. When we realised they were going to attack Poland, it dawned on is that our building and plumbing trade would suffer hugely and it might affect deliveries from the continent. This was considered to be a bit off and a rather bad show. Polish Vodka and Sausage bars were just becoming popular. We told Ze Germanz "Oi Fritz, keep yer Bosch hands of our mate's Zubrówka and Kielbaski Mysliwska or we'll come over there and firebomb your cities" Fritz said "NEIN ENGLANDER HUND. WIR SINT INVADEN ALLES DER DINGE" got a bit arsey and invaded Poland anyway. This went down like a ripped teabag in the UK so we got a bit tetchy, liberated Europe and pulled you guys out of the great depression - which was nice. You've continued to build lots of army and blowy-uppy stuff since because, well, it's silly to stop a good thing. All that from a funny wave by a royal child in garden and a ragey man with a funny moustache and shit haircut. True story. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6hwP5vt8M9U/WE_vsuQ3lHI/AAAAAAAAAk8/xfRvcq8ofo4LnlEf5ROfSFtNo3OGLQa-wCK4B/s1600/Scrap%2Bof%2Bpaper.PNG https://multimedialearningllc.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/seuss-appeasement.jpeg https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ka/thumb/b/b5/Anschlusstears.jpg/464px-Anschlusstears.jpg https://i2-prod.birminghammail.co.uk/incoming/article6116918.ece/ALTERNATES/s1227b/preview_BP222978.jpg https://media.vanityfair.com/photos/5a2c40cf8ae8fd2b3a999a9d/master/pass/t-Adolf-Hitler-Duke-and-Duchess-of-Windsor.jpg https://secure.i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03382/princeEdwardvIII-1_3382334b.jpg True story Hitler was very reluctant to go to war with the UK, mostly because he was scared, but also because he liked pinky finger tea-drinking and quirky British humour. He and the King would often chill in a hot-tub together, knitting and and downing Banana Daiquiris with a bag of Cadburys Mini Animals. You can see the King taking the piss out the Ze Germans in a number of photos. The Nazi salute was as ridiculous then as it is now. Even some of ze Germanz are laughing. Royal Lulz and all that. Hey, you'll be pleased to hear we have another Royal who has joined today, on St George's Day. Bloody brilliant news. I'm sure you will be extending your congratulations to the our Future King, the Princess and their children on the new arrival. You should have thrown the bums out, written a constitution and started a republic. Too late. Now the hordes will do it to you.   
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Posted: 4/23/2018 7:52:02 PM EDT
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That's fucking stupid he got charged let alone convicted for that. It was funny.
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Posted: 4/24/2018 12:38:00 AM EDT
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There's a story behind that. British Royals one day had a picnic in one of their many vast parks named after their Granddad or something. They though it would be fun to taking the piss out of the funny goose-step walk and wavy hand of a silly man with a silly moustache. They shared this comedy moment with the world by taking a photo way back in 1933. This offended Ze Germanz massively who got so pissed that they invaded a bunch of European countries. This was considered rude, but we were tied up with a rather important cricket season and decided to see where the man with the funny Moustache was going to take it. When we realised they were going to attack Poland, it dawned on is that our building and plumbing trade would suffer hugely and it might affect deliveries from the continent. This was considered to be a bit off and a rather bad show. Polish Vodka and Sausage bars were just becoming popular. We told Ze Germanz "Oi Fritz, keep yer Bosch hands of our mate's Zubrówka and Kielbaski Mysliwska or we'll come over there and firebomb your cities" Fritz said "NEIN ENGLANDER HUND. WIR SINT INVADEN ALLES DER DINGE" got a bit arsey and invaded Poland anyway. This went down like a ripped teabag in the UK so we got a bit tetchy, liberated Europe and pulled you guys out of the great depression - which was nice. You've continued to build lots of army and blowy-uppy stuff since because, well, it's silly to stop a good thing. All that from a funny wave by a royal child in garden and a ragey man with a funny moustache and shit haircut. True story. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6hwP5vt8M9U/WE_vsuQ3lHI/AAAAAAAAAk8/xfRvcq8ofo4LnlEf5ROfSFtNo3OGLQa-wCK4B/s1600/Scrap%2Bof%2Bpaper.PNG https://multimedialearningllc.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/seuss-appeasement.jpeg https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ka/thumb/b/b5/Anschlusstears.jpg/464px-Anschlusstears.jpg https://i2-prod.birminghammail.co.uk/incoming/article6116918.ece/ALTERNATES/s1227b/preview_BP222978.jpg https://media.vanityfair.com/photos/5a2c40cf8ae8fd2b3a999a9d/master/pass/t-Adolf-Hitler-Duke-and-Duchess-of-Windsor.jpg https://secure.i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03382/princeEdwardvIII-1_3382334b.jpg True story Hitler was very reluctant to go to war with the UK, mostly because he was scared, but also because he liked pinky finger tea-drinking and quirky British humour. He and the King would often chill in a hot-tub together, knitting and and downing Banana Daiquiris with a bag of Cadburys Mini Animals. You can see the King taking the piss out the Ze Germans in a number of photos. The Nazi salute was as ridiculous then as it is now. Even some of ze Germanz are laughing. Royal Lulz and all that. Hey, you'll be pleased to hear we have another Royal who has joined today, on St George's Day. Bloody brilliant news. I'm sure you will be extending your congratulations to the our Future King, the Princess and their children on the new arrival. You should have thrown the bums out, written a constitution and started a republic. Too late. Now the hordes will do it to you. http://s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/lookandlearn-preview/A/A006/A006191.jpg http://s14544.pcdn.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/A-marksmans-rifle-donated-for-war-sent-back-in-peace-e1453510604696.jpg http://poster.keepcalmandposters.com/6912369.jpg Look, despite your child-like attempts at trolling and your rather irrational and blind hatred of all things monarchy I’m going to explain something to you. Read carefully, because for once, instead of ripping the piss out of you, I am deadly serious. 1). What happened to Dunkula had nothing to do with the Monarchy.....nothing. It’s Scotland.....Scottish parliamentary jurisdiction. 2). The only people who oppose the monarchy with the same fervour as you are hardcore communists and socialists. I cannot emphasise this enough....you are a parrot for all the hardline socialist and communist talking points. 3). We like our Monarchy. It as constitutional monarchy which serves the people.....not the other way round. 4). You need to move on. Your hissy fit of 1776 is long gone and your illogical blind hatred of monarchy is no longer necessary nor relevant. 5) Rather ironically you will be pursued across the globe for taxes regardless of where you make your living. As long as you are an American citizen you will be pursued for tax by the American Govt. |
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Posted: 4/24/2018 2:35:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Scotland. It was in Scotland. Scotland is not the UK. It isn't even 10% of the UK by population. They are just disproportionately drunk, noisy and massively socialist - accounting for 59 of the 650 Parliamentary seats in Westminster, and swinging enough communist weight to force the UK to endure the occasional socialist incumbent. If you took a giant angle grinder and hacked Scotland off the top of the UK, not only would England, Wales and Northern Ireland be a lot wealthier, but there would be such a significant shift to the political right in England that the Labour party would be dead and Maggie Thatcher would be resurrected from the dead (Gawd bless her). Conversely Scotland would shift so far to the left that it would rapidly implode and disappear up it's own arse. This would be bad for Whisky production, so for now we are allowing them to stay as long as they keep their idiocy north of the Border. |
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Posted: 4/24/2018 2:37:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/24/2018 2:40:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Awwww. Bless yer retarded little socks. Look, despite your child-like attempts at trolling and your rather irrational and blind hatred of all things monarchy I'm going to explain something to you. Read carefully, because for once, instead of ripping the piss out of you, I am deadly serious. 1). What happened to Dunkula had nothing to do with the Monarchy.....nothing. It's Scotland.....Scottish parliamentary jurisdiction. 2). The only people who oppose the monarchy with the same fervour as you are hardcore communists and socialists. I cannot emphasise this enough....you are a parrot for all the hardline socialist and communist talking points. 3). We like our Monarchy. It as constitutional monarchy which serves the people.....not the other way round. 4). You need to move on. Your hissy fit of 1776 is long gone and your illogical blind hatred of monarchy is no longer necessary nor relevant. 5) Rather ironically you will be pursued across the globe for taxes regardless of where you make your living. As long as you are an American citizen you will be pursued for tax by the American Govt. Yes, but a U.K. law nonetheless, it is the law of the land in England, Wales and NI too. |
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Posted: 4/24/2018 2:43:46 PM EDT
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You know what the United U.K. is, there can't be a U.K. without Scotland, who was James 6th and 1st? Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted: Scotland. It was in Scotland. Scotland is not the UK. It isn't even 10% of the UK by population. They are just disproportionately drunk, noisy and massively socialist - accounting for 59 of the 650 Parliamentary seats in Westminster, and swinging enough communist weight to force the UK to endure the occasional socialist incumbent. If you took a giant angle grinder and hacked Scotland off the top of the UK, not only would England, Wales and Northern Ireland be a lot wealthier, but there would be such a significant shift to the political right in England that the Labour party would be dead and Maggie Thatcher would be resurrected from the dead (Gawd bless her). Conversely Scotland would shift so far to the left that it would rapidly implode and disappear up it's own arse. This would be bad for Whisky production, so for now we are allowing them to stay as long as they keep their idiocy north of the Border. |
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