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Link Posted: 12/6/2017 7:05:22 PM EST
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On any clear night, you can look up to the night sky and witness things that occurred thousands millions of years ago.
Sometimes you can see some weirder shit in realtime via NVGs.
Link Posted: 12/6/2017 7:24:22 PM EST
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Edam is the only cheese that is made backwards.
Link Posted: 12/6/2017 7:32:57 PM EST
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The same amount of rain falls every year, planet-wise. All that changes is the distribution.
Link Posted: 12/6/2017 7:38:12 PM EST
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Not sure I believe this one...
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If every human on Earth took a deep breath at the same time there would be no air left to breathe.
Not sure I believe this one...
That one is 100% wrong. However, mathematically it is a nonzero chance that random molecular motion could result in all the air in a given space briefly packed in a corner and killing you by explosive decompression.
Link Posted: 12/6/2017 7:38:29 PM EST
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Why isn't there a levee of abraded tire dust next to roadways?  Where does all that used tire material go to? Why isn't the dirt black next to the roadway?
Link Posted: 12/6/2017 7:39:57 PM EST
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He's a year off anyway. 21st century started Jan 1 2001.
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THANK YOU!
Link Posted: 12/6/2017 7:40:14 PM EST
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IF you could travel the speed of light AND turn on a light towards your heading, would you be able to see that beam of light?
Link Posted: 12/6/2017 7:41:20 PM EST
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They just called it senility.

It was probably much rarer, as doctors weren't as adept then at keeping us alive as they are now.
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True and not all Dementia is Alzheimers
Link Posted: 12/6/2017 7:41:40 PM EST
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an edjumacated mang
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Biological Immortality>>Utnapishtim's Boxthorn>>Hydrozoa

an edjumacated mang


MELAMMU•INA•ASBU

I'm looking for the cuneiform font...in the mean time, you can dance with me in Irkalla

Link Posted: 12/6/2017 7:43:10 PM EST
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I dunno about you, but I know I would.

(Never had an actual prostate exam, just the PSA blood test.  My insurance isn't comprehensive enough to pay for the good stuff.)

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If I get my prostate checked by an attractive female medical professional, will I get a boner?
I dunno about you, but I know I would.

(Never had an actual prostate exam, just the PSA blood test.  My insurance isn't comprehensive enough to pay for the good stuff.)

Trust me here, when you get your first actual prostate exam, unless you are a flaming gay catcher, it will be the least sexy thing you've ever done with your pants down.
Link Posted: 12/6/2017 7:43:39 PM EST
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Taco Cat spelled backwards is Taco Cat . . . . .
Link Posted: 12/6/2017 7:44:09 PM EST
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okay that was pretty cool
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After watching 10 seconds of that the scene from Billy Madison pops in my head and "I now feel dumber from having listened to that. You are awarded no points. May God have mercy on your soul"
Link Posted: 12/6/2017 7:44:27 PM EST
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Humans are the only animal that ever seeks medical attention because they deliberately stuck something, sometimes even another animal, up their own ass.
Link Posted: 12/6/2017 7:46:15 PM EST
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Reality is relative.
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What other people think of you is more real than what you think of you .
Link Posted: 12/6/2017 7:46:25 PM EST
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Just in the US alone...how many millions of cars are there on the road?

And all 4 of each car'@ tires wear down?

Where does all that rubber go?

Where does all the brake dust go?

But we have enviro whackos bitching about lead.

Not a single tree hugger complaining about rubber or brake dust.

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They did complain about brake dust when the pads and shoes were asbestos based.
Link Posted: 12/6/2017 7:46:28 PM EST
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People are like "how did they do that!" As if it was done in one day, that probably generations of craftsman
Link Posted: 12/6/2017 7:47:41 PM EST
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Holy shit that guy has really figured it out.
Amazing.
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Why did we ever close mental institutions
Link Posted: 12/6/2017 7:50:24 PM EST
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You may be right.  I can see early man partnering with dogs, but I can't see him selectively breeding them as much as cattle though.
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Which actually makes cattle one of the earliest genetically modified organisms human scientists have ever created.  Cattle, and wheat, IIRC.
I disagree.  I think dogs is the answer you seek.  Pretty sure it predates livestock.
You may be right.  I can see early man partnering with dogs, but I can't see him selectively breeding them as much as cattle though.
Google the arctic fox breeding experiment. Even without selective breeding for physical traits, if you simply breed the wolves that pay attention to you and seem friendliest, they start looking like dogs with floppy ears and different coats.
Link Posted: 12/6/2017 7:51:34 PM EST
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Women control 100% of the worlds supply of pussy.
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Not if trans sjw's have anything to say about it!
Link Posted: 12/6/2017 7:51:44 PM EST
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Google the arctic fox breeding experiment. Even without selective breeding for physical traits, if you simply breed the wolves that pay attention to you and seem friendliest, they start looking like dogs with floppy ears and different coats.
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Ever wonder how humanity, the most dangerous of all animals, would be conquered?
Link Posted: 12/6/2017 7:53:57 PM EST
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False. Muscle tissue generates movement through contraction. There is no such thing as pushing, only pulling.
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Beat me to it
Link Posted: 12/6/2017 7:55:23 PM EST
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If every human on Earth took a deep breath at the same time there would be no air left to breathe.
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Bullshit.
Link Posted: 12/6/2017 7:59:34 PM EST
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Wat?

I would venture to guess that "where are you" has been a fairly common question since the invention of the radio and telephone.
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As far as the telephone is concerned the numbers used to tie to a physical address.  You didn't take your number with you, even if you moved in the same town.  So really,  when you called someone you knew where they were because they answered at the number you dialed.

But radio is a little different
Link Posted: 12/6/2017 8:02:53 PM EST
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Corn is not a naturally occurring plant and will die out if not cultivated by man. At one point there were thousands of species of corn, some with kernels the size of quarters and half dollars, now we're down to maybe 50?
Link Posted: 12/6/2017 8:08:52 PM EST
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I have thought about this in depth. I have zero answer for where bread came from. Still a mystery. If you don't get
the proportions of ingredients just right, you're fucked.

More frightening is bovine. All the way back to the earliest recorded human history, cows were cultivated, but I have
never seen any evidence of wild cows in ancient texts. I'm talking about herds of Holsteins wandering the country side ... yet steak is the most divine of foods. Blows my mind.
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Modern cows are descended from Aurox, a wild European bovine.
Link Posted: 12/6/2017 8:12:50 PM EST
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Well, to put a big bow on this agricultural nerdgasm, id wager that practically everything we produce is far and away “better” yield wise from what was first discovered growing in the wilds.

How long did it take for someone to decide “hey, lets kill an animal, cook the meat, sprinkle rocks on it (salt), squirt some liquid on it from this pod we found growing on a tree (olive oil), and add a dash of lawn clippings (spices)
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Tomatoes were originally very tiny.  Selective breeding gave us the ones you can slice and use on burgers.
Link Posted: 12/6/2017 8:12:53 PM EST
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When soap gets dirty, what do you clean it with?
Link Posted: 12/6/2017 8:13:14 PM EST
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Modern cows are descended from Aurox, a wild European bovine.
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Link Posted: 12/6/2017 8:26:14 PM EST
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The word "slang" is slang in and of itself.
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Slang is short for street language
The word "slang" is slang in and of itself.
I was going to write "slang is slang for street language" but it sounded awkward
Link Posted: 12/6/2017 8:27:29 PM EST
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I had a patient the other night that was 105 years old, its absolutely fascinating to imagine this person had lived though the Great Depression, World War I, World War II, Korea, and disco music...all in the same life.
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My great great grandma was born in 1887 on a subsistence farm in Alabama and died in 1985, a few months shy of her 102nd birthday. She had three sets of grandparents, two white, one black, with the black grandparents formerly being the property of one of her sets of white grandparents. She learned to ride a horse and buggy at a young age, but refused to learn how to drive cars, which became the norm by her 50's. She died in the era of space shuttles and personal computers. She outlived all of her children, which numbered around 15.

Imagine growing up on a subsistence farm, raised by a civil war veteran, and dying in the era of color TV and moon landings. Considering technology appears to be evolving exponentially, I wonder what stories we'll be telling our grandchildren.
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My great great grandma was born in 1887 on a subsistence farm in Alabama and died in 1985, a few months shy of her 102nd birthday. She had three sets of grandparents, two white, one black, with the black grandparents formerly being the property of one of her sets of white grandparents. She learned to ride a horse and buggy at a young age, but refused to learn how to drive cars, which became the norm by her 50's. She died in the era of space shuttles and personal computers. She outlived all of her children, which numbered around 15.

Imagine growing up on a subsistence farm, raised by a civil war veteran, and dying in the era of color TV and moon landings. Considering technology appears to be evolving exponentially, I wonder what stories we'll be telling our grandchildren.
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I grew up around people who had lived through WW1, the 1918 Pandemic, WW2, the civil rights and space era, the Cold War- they were able to tell me stories about the Civil War era from their own ancestors and had all died around the time of the AWB sunset. The moral of their story, as told, was to hope for the best- prepare for the worst- love your own and never trust anyone from the Government.
Link Posted: 12/6/2017 8:34:42 PM EST
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wait for it to dry, then wipe it off with a green pad

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cudos to the first guy who decided that the milk of such an animal might make a tasty beverage (yeah, the one pictured is likely a bull, but it's still a valid observation)

and how about them eggs?
Link Posted: 12/6/2017 8:35:46 PM EST
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Dude, give it a fucking rest with your conspiracy crap.
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You ever try to gargle HSO3F? It's never too late.
Link Posted: 12/6/2017 8:41:54 PM EST
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Tomatoes were originally very tiny.  Selective breeding gave us the ones you can slice and use on burgers.
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... for centuries,  tomatoes were thought to be poisonous and weren't eaten
Link Posted: 12/6/2017 8:54:04 PM EST
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Here's one.

There is no such thing as the present.

When you see things you are seeing light reflected off other matter but light isn't instantaneously propagating. Everything you see are things that have already happened. We dream of seeing the future but the truth is we can't even see the present.

Mix in relativity and you realize everyone basically exists in their own frame of reference. The affects of gravity on spacetime basically eliminates the very concept of simultaneity or "the present".

Our physical reality is a far stranger place than we have imagined it to be.
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Tardigrades also known as water bears are nearly indestructible and can survive in the vacuum of space and 6 times the pressures of the deepest water of the ocean even boiling water

Linky

Link Posted: 12/6/2017 8:56:26 PM EST
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why is it called taking a dump when you're leaving one?
Link Posted: 12/6/2017 8:59:54 PM EST
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Just in the US alone...how many millions of cars are there on the road?

And all 4 of each car'@ tires wear down?

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I've wondered about this myself.
Link Posted: 12/6/2017 9:24:03 PM EST
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I follow Shower Thoughts on Twitter, and they had a few good ones:

From your dog's perspective, you are a kind Elf who has lived and will live for hundreds of years, the mythical caretaker of generations of their past and future descendants.

If you are average, you are 3 minutes away from dying, but every time you breathe, you reset the clock.
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A friend and I were out hunting moose, which for the zone we hunt takes, on average, 6 years to get drawn for a tag.

We are in our mid-40's and realized we both MAYBE will have 4 more hunts, before we are too old or too infirm to go.
Link Posted: 12/6/2017 11:15:51 PM EST
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What did people think 200 years ago when old folks stopped remembering things little by little? Alzheimer's
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It didn't exist before GMO foods.
Link Posted: 12/6/2017 11:25:48 PM EST
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People are like "how did they do that!" As if it was done in one day, that probably generations of craftsman
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People are like "how did they do that!" As if it was done in one day, that probably generations of craftsman
They always go one about its perfection and finish. We don't know that there aren't any errors from plan, without the plans.
That crocodile sculpture may have been supposed to be an elephant before Janesh broke the trunk off when he was hungover.
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and how about them eggs?
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Lots of animals eat eggs.
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I've wondered about this myself.
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The rubber dust disperses, then breaks down through UV exposure and oxidation. Simple, really.
Link Posted: 12/6/2017 11:52:21 PM EST
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Sometimes I think about people I know now and wonder if I was ever randomly around them before knowing them.

For example, one day my wife and I were talking about our visits to Disney World when we were kids. I was 8 and she was 6. We figured out that we were there about a week apart and stayed in the same hotel. We were from different states and met in our mid 20's.

And we lived in the same city for a couple years before meeting. Went to a lot of the same places. Were we beside each other in traffic? Barely missing each other in the grocery aisle?

That kind of stuff is crazy to think about. Maybe that other driver you yelled at this morning will be your wife, or boss, or friend one day.
Link Posted: 12/7/2017 12:02:45 AM EST
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The wheel

Precursors of wheels, known as "tournettes" or "slow wheels", were known in the Middle East by the 5th millennium BCE (one of the earliest examples was discovered at Tepe Pardis, Iran, and dated to 5200–4700 BCE).
Link Posted: 12/7/2017 12:07:59 AM EST
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Did you know that "no" is the only answer to the question, "Are you asleep?"
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Not yet.

I was!

Just relaxing.

How can I sleep, when you keep asking questions?
Link Posted: 12/7/2017 12:09:01 AM EST
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Dude, give it a fucking rest with your conspiracy crap.
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you ask me to find shit I never thought about and I did.

If you don't like it skip over it. I don't want to hear your girlish mouth

ohh, and  the stuff about petra and malta is legit.

looks like there were advanced pre polar ice melt civilizations that got whipped out.

no aliens, but time travelers are totally  possible.

get over it.
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