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Link Posted: 3/29/2023 8:05:29 PM EDT
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Was this written in the early 2000s???
Link Posted: 3/29/2023 8:50:04 PM EDT
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old man yells at clouds.meme

Yeah, ok.  "women should be in midlength skirts, silk blouses, and pearls and in the kitchen making a delicious meal for her husband and 2.5 kids"

arfTaliban speaks, so let it be written, so let it be done

Link Posted: 3/29/2023 9:07:37 PM EDT
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Just a public service announcement.  I know ladies do a lot of things to impress other ladies, but if you think they also impress men, you are wrong.  With that said, behold ...

1.  Duck/Fish Lip selfies.

https://www.digitaltrends.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/duck-face1.jpg?fit=650%2C433&p=1


I don't mind.
It's not my favorite but I don't mind, it's a goofy pose

2.  Shorts/sweatpants/leggings with "Juicy" across the buttocks.  Unfortunately, when encountered in the wild they are often upon individuals that make them even worse.  AT BEST, its tasteless and tacky.  It is seldom found at its best.

https://images.urbndata.com/is/image/UrbanOutfitters/68501774_001_b?$xlarge$&fit=constrain&fmt=webp&qlt=80&wid=960


Not my favorite, agreed

3.  Very long nails.   ESPECIALLY if you are going to try to follow Cosmopolitan's adive RE: sexual prostate massage.

https://preview.redd.it/g6iaq9pv6pca1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=b67dd0f99809b243aebcb834e1eae0e7c970c389


Not my favorite, agreed.
Also, I'm pretty vanilla so poop-chutes are an exhaust port only


4.  "Cat Eyes" eye shadow/mascera.  Very few women can actually pull this off and not look gooofy.

https://cdn.cliqueinc.com/posts/284860/how-to-do-cat-eye-makeup-284860-1579033841980-main.500x0c.jpg?interlace=true&quality=70


I'm going the other way on this - I think IME MOST women do this well, and only a few get it wrong.
I think it's a neat look, Idk if I pick it as a first choice but it doesn't bug me


5.  Unnaturally long fake eyelashes.  You look like a fuzzy caterpillar is on your eye.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/22/5b/ef/225befe9e9dc5be88b81cc04aa4d9aab.jpg


On this one, I think a lot of women who do that (When tastefully done), we can't really detect it.

But reading your text as written, "UNNATURALLY long" - that I agree.

THIS meme:
https://i0.wp.com/pbs.twimg.com/media/ElRGBEBXIAEucKH.jpg

(common amongst younger girls warped by tiktok) has to go.

I think if a lot of those girls found out that most men preferred her WITHOUT giga-lashes and fake lips, they might think twice about it.
It's not an upgrade, it's a lateral move, and can decrease overall ratings across the possibly-interested men.
Men weren't really polled on this one IMHO, I sense more of us are turned off by it than turned on.






For me personally, I'm not a fan either.
Related to that, TBH I don't want any hardware where I might suck that thing into my teeth at Mach 3

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/F3ao5SCedIk/hqdefault.jpg

Pierced nips, no thanks, I'm not losing a tooth or inhaling that little metal missile.

7.  Facial/lip/nose piercings.  It makes you look like you were in a Bass Pro shop when it was blown up by Islamic Jihad.

https://media.ourfashionpassion.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/12064645/84a123d81176f4a9704698ffdd66af62.jpg


Gunna agree on this. I don't like distractions
For the women I find pretty and lovely to look at, between her figure and her face my brain is at 100% RAM usage the moment she stepped out her front door and walked over to the truck already.

Facial piercings on a pretty lady are putting bumper stickers on a Ferrari.
No.

8.  Wildly patterned yoga pants/leggings.  Dazzle camoflague looks OK on a WWII warship ...

https://warfarehistorynetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/Gloire-4C-LEAD.jpg

On women?  Not so much.

https://i.etsystatic.com/6763732/r/il/64e274/2303204815/il_fullxfull.2303204815_svor.jpg



Here ^ I don't agree

My radar system is annoyed by the metal shiny stuff (the bigger concern is physical damage), but I'm not fooled by the patterns

Women who wear camo though, guhhhhhhhhhh
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/144599/tumblr_lnzhr2FA4F1qiicfz-2762830.jpg


Real talk, Idk which is better.
Women who will wear camo/nice patterns, or when she's wearing your favorite shirt and looks 100,000x better in it than you do.


Yep!
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/170028/F804AA2C-CF96-4DB1-91F9-1CF6BC6B5352_jpe-2762949.JPG

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/170028/DC3BD343-F3C6-43DC-A908-7A4C593A3DF1_jpe-2762950.JPG




For us single guys on the board, this is what we call, "Goals"
Link Posted: 3/29/2023 9:08:16 PM EDT
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old man yells at clouds.meme

Yeah, ok.  "women should be in midlength skirts, silk blouses, and pearls and in the kitchen making a delicious meal for her husband and 2.5 kids"

arfTaliban speaks, so let it be written, so let it be done

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I forgot "ArfTaliban" was a thing, holy shit I love this place sometimes
Link Posted: 3/29/2023 9:09:48 PM EDT
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Rewatching The OC tonight, OP?
Link Posted: 3/29/2023 9:09:56 PM EDT
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#7.
Link Posted: 3/29/2023 9:12:22 PM EDT
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old man yells at clouds.meme

Yeah, ok.  "women should be in midlength skirts, silk blouses, and pearls and in the kitchen making a delicious meal for her husband and 2.5 kids"

arfTaliban speaks, so let it be written, so let it be done

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Delicious meal for the kids and me sounds good, but in lieu of the frontier-chic garb, I would prefer an apron…and nothing else

Steaks and Bulleit courtesy of perfectsilence will have to do for tonight, though.
Link Posted: 3/29/2023 9:13:02 PM EDT
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OP is correct
Link Posted: 3/29/2023 10:47:08 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/29/2023 10:49:14 PM EDT
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Fucking.

SAVAGE.
Link Posted: 3/29/2023 10:52:54 PM EDT
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I can’t believe these whores go around letting their ankles show to just anybody on the street.
Jezebels!

Link Posted: 3/29/2023 10:55:01 PM EDT
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old man yells at clouds.meme

Yeah, ok.  "women should be in midlength skirts, silk blouses, and pearls and in the kitchen making a delicious meal for her husband and 2.5 kids"

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That’s ridiculous.

She should be raising either 2, or 3 kids. 0.5 children is rather a mess.
Link Posted: 3/29/2023 10:55:23 PM EDT
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I can’t believe these whores go around letting their ankles show to just anybody on the street.
Jezebels!

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Link Posted: 3/29/2023 11:00:17 PM EDT
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Lol, stare at the ass for a second and the cheeks counter-rotate.

https://i.etsystatic.com/6763732/r/il/64e274/2303204815/il_fullxfull.2303204815_svor.jpg
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Don't blame me when I miscalculate range to ass, I was razzle dazzled.
Link Posted: 3/29/2023 11:11:46 PM EDT
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That camo pattern draws the eyes right to it.
Link Posted: 3/29/2023 11:15:48 PM EDT
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Preach it, OP.  The thing is, women dress for other women.  And half of all women have below-average taste, just like men.
Link Posted: 3/30/2023 12:37:37 AM EDT
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You aren’t? Really?

It’s patently an invitation to participate GD’s favorite pastime: a Let’s Bitch About Women thread
Link Posted: 3/30/2023 12:40:32 AM EDT
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I like the juicy and the cat eyes.
Link Posted: 3/30/2023 12:54:55 AM EDT
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First of all, OP, you picked a great place to get that message out to women *eye roll*

Second, you didn't list things that are unattractive to men, just things that are unattractive to you.

Finally, women don't always do things for men they do them to put other women in their place.
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Link Posted: 3/30/2023 1:02:55 AM EDT
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OP coming out thread
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how to come out without coming out
Link Posted: 3/30/2023 1:17:37 AM EDT
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Mostly, but I like the cateye. Unless they are ugly
Link Posted: 3/30/2023 10:49:37 AM EDT
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Lucy Lastic is just a name taken from a line in a TV comedy.

I am not a bint
Link Posted: 3/30/2023 10:52:50 AM EDT
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Every time I see a woman with fake stenciled eyebrows, I think of this gal.

Link Posted: 3/30/2023 10:53:08 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/30/2023 10:55:08 AM EDT
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Men want both. It’s their version of the alpha/beta trope.
Link Posted: 3/30/2023 10:57:06 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/30/2023 10:58:03 AM EDT
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Just a public service announcement.  I know ladies do a lot of things to impress other ladies, but if you think they also impress men, you are wrong.  With that said, behold ...

1.  Duck/Fish Lip selfies.

https://www.digitaltrends.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/duck-face1.jpg?fit=650%2C433&p=1

2.  Shorts/sweatpants/leggings with "Juicy" across the buttocks.  Unfortunately, when encounted in the wild they are often upon individuals that make them even worse.  AT BEST, its tasteless and tacky.  It is seldom found at its best.

https://images.urbndata.com/is/image/UrbanOutfitters/68501774_001_b?$xlarge$&fit=constrain&fmt=webp&qlt=80&wid=960

3.  Very long nails.   ESPECIALLY if you are going to try to follow Cosmopolitan's adive RE: sexual prostate massage.

https://preview.redd.it/g6iaq9pv6pca1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=b67dd0f99809b243aebcb834e1eae0e7c970c389

4.  "Cat Eyes" eye shadow/mascera.  Very few women can actually pull this off and not look gooofy.

https://cdn.cliqueinc.com/posts/284860/how-to-do-cat-eye-makeup-284860-1579033841980-main.500x0c.jpg?interlace=true&quality=70

5.  Unnaturally long fake eyelashes.  You look like a fuzzy caterpillar is on your eye.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/22/5b/ef/225befe9e9dc5be88b81cc04aa4d9aab.jpg

6.  Multiple ear piercings.  Why?

https://www.glam.com/img/gallery/can-you-safely-get-more-than-one-piercing-at-once/intro-1668363320.webp

7.  Facial/lip/nose piercings.  It makes you look like you were in a Bass Pro shop when it was blown up by Islamic Jihad.

https://media.ourfashionpassion.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/12064645/84a123d81176f4a9704698ffdd66af62.jpg

8.  Wildly patterned yoga pants/leggings.  Dazzle camoflague looks OK on a WWII warship ...

https://warfarehistorynetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/Gloire-4C-LEAD.jpg

On women?  Not so much.

https://i.etsystatic.com/6763732/r/il/64e274/2303204815/il_fullxfull.2303204815_svor.jpg

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Signed, men in white New Balances
Link Posted: 3/30/2023 10:58:49 AM EDT
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You aren’t? Really?

It’s patently an invitation to participate GD’s favorite pastime: a Let’s Bitch About Women thread
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I took it as bitching about fashion, but whatever.
Link Posted: 3/30/2023 10:58:53 AM EDT
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Men want both. It’s their version of the alpha/beta trope.
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Men want both. It’s their version of the alpha/beta trope.


Women frequently want both too.

The hunky and exciting but bad type.

And the wholesome but not quite so exciting type.
Link Posted: 3/30/2023 11:02:13 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/30/2023 11:02:22 AM EDT
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Has anyone mentioned high-waisted jeans yet?  That trend exists solely to hide the big ole bellies that are so prevalent today…and it’s not attractive.
Link Posted: 3/30/2023 11:06:37 AM EDT
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old man yells at clouds.meme

Yeah, ok.  "women should be in midlength skirts, silk blouses, and pearls and in the kitchen making a delicious meal for her husband and 2.5 kids"

arfTaliban speaks, so let it be written, so let it be done

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I mean... that is an attractive look.

It's not oppressive to do something the opposite sex finds attractive.

The Ladies of Arfcom could just as easily make this same thread from their point of view and put things like jorts, t shirts that are too big, etc. and be correct.
Link Posted: 3/30/2023 11:08:22 AM EDT
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I'm fine with cat eye makeup and multiple ear piercings.
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These are the couple that I feel are mostly passable. The rest, I kinda agree with.
Link Posted: 3/30/2023 11:10:05 AM EDT
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I'm fine with cat eye makeup and multiple ear piercings.
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Link Posted: 3/30/2023 11:13:33 AM EDT
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I mean... that is an attractive look.

It's not oppressive to do something the opposite sex finds attractive.

The Ladies of Arfcom could just as easily make this same thread from their point of view and put things like jorts, t shirts that are too big, etc. and be correct.
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old man yells at clouds.meme

Yeah, ok.  "women should be in midlength skirts, silk blouses, and pearls and in the kitchen making a delicious meal for her husband and 2.5 kids"

arfTaliban speaks, so let it be written, so let it be done



I mean... that is an attractive look.

It's not oppressive to do something the opposite sex finds attractive.

The Ladies of Arfcom could just as easily make this same thread from their point of view and put things like jorts, t shirts that are too big, etc. and be correct.


I suppose we could do that.  And maybe someone will, but it won't be me.

I don't care what random other people do with their own body.
I wouldn't care what someone I was dating did with his own body - because it's HIS BODY!
Link Posted: 3/30/2023 11:15:40 AM EDT
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I have the best of both worlds.

Took decades to find her.

But it was worth the wait.
Link Posted: 3/30/2023 11:20:24 AM EDT
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I suppose we could do that.  And maybe someone will, but it won't be me.

I don't care what random other people do with their own body.
I wouldn't care what someone I was dating did with his own body - because it's HIS BODY!
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Should. But won't

It's not a controlling thing; it's just preferences. OP posted his and i agree with some and some i don't. Some dudes like all of the stuff he posted.

It may not be your biggest priority, but you do have preferences as far as style and looks.
Link Posted: 3/30/2023 11:27:02 AM EDT
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How about those gauges in the ears?  Michelle Joy (lead singer for the Cannons) has them. . .There aren’t too many pictures that show them because it looks like she grew out her hair and covers them up.


https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/309803/FAA30799-9B9D-4E28-98F8-AF79272E4909_jpe-2763191.JPG

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If I may be didactic for a moment - those things in the ears are strictly called "tunnel plugs" or "plugs", depending upon if they have a hole through them or are solid.  The "gauge", much like with shotguns, refers to the diameter of the plug.

No, I don't consider them attractive on ANYONE, be they male, female, or other ...
Link Posted: 3/30/2023 11:28:30 AM EDT
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Men want both. It’s their version of the alpha/beta trope.
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Men want both. It’s their version of the alpha/beta trope.


If you marry the right one a man can have both
Link Posted: 3/30/2023 11:29:55 AM EDT
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Did I make it in before the Arfcom estrogen posse telling you you’re wrong?
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No - they have established battle lines reinforced with auxillaries constituted from the Arcom White Knight Simp Brigade.
Link Posted: 3/30/2023 11:30:43 AM EDT
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F'ing women.  Making themselves uglier.
Link Posted: 3/30/2023 11:31:02 AM EDT
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Looking back I really don't have a preference as far as  looks.

I've dated tall and thin, short and  thin, short and fat, really really short and fit.  Tall and bodybuilder.
Tattoos/no tattoos.  Piercing/no Piercing.



For the most part the main consistency of them is that treated me the way I like to be treated.
That not something you can see.  
Link Posted: 3/30/2023 11:33:56 AM EDT
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That’s ridiculous.

She should be raising either 2, or 3 kids. 0.5 children is rather a mess.
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She had a bad lawyer when she stood before King Solomon.
Link Posted: 3/30/2023 11:35:18 AM EDT
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You aren’t? Really?

It’s patently an invitation to participate GD’s favorite pastime: a Let’s Bitch About Women thread
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I'm not really sure who the target audience of this thread is.

You aren’t? Really?

It’s patently an invitation to participate GD’s favorite pastime: a Let’s Bitch About Women thread



If you are being honest - how many of my original list would you reccommend a woman adopt?
Link Posted: 3/30/2023 11:40:07 AM EDT
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No - they have established battle lines reinforced with auxillaries constituted from the Arcom White Knight SImp brigade.
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Did I make it in before the Arfcom estrogen posse telling you you’re wrong?


No - they have established battle lines reinforced with auxillaries constituted from the Arcom White Knight SImp brigade.

You may notice none of us ladies actually told you that you were wrong. In the matter of personal preference, you can’t be wrong. Whether your preferences matter to anyone but yourself, and whether they influence anyone’s style choices is another matter.
Link Posted: 3/30/2023 11:40:28 AM EDT
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Spot on. And it seems like every single woman with the XL lashes smells. Smoke, stank, too much perfume or whatever.
Link Posted: 3/30/2023 11:40:38 AM EDT
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Mostly, but I like the cateye. Unless they are ugly
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When done restrained, on the right face, it can be an enhancement.  Much like the eyelashes & fingernails listed however, I seldom see the adornment executed in that manner.  Perhaps it is just an artifact of when done wrong, it tends to grab the attention, so maybe I don't notice the welll-executed instances as much.  When poorly crafted it makes the woman look like a villainess on the old "Batman" TV show.

Link Posted: 3/30/2023 11:41:07 AM EDT
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I couldn’t care less what OP thinks of my multiple piercings or my “busy/patterned” leggings.

When you’re skinny, those patterns make your legs look more shapely rather than stick thin.  

As for my piercings, they’ve each got gold in them, not potmetal.
Link Posted: 3/30/2023 11:42:39 AM EDT
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Looking back I really don't have a preference as far as  looks.

I've dated tall and thin, short and  thin, short and fat, really really short and fit.  Tall and bodybuilder.
Tattoos/no tattoos.  Piercing/no Piercing.



For the most part the main consistency of them is that treated me the way I like to be treated.
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hmm

I've never liked the trendy things. Just wear clothes that fit and it'll look good. For women and men. That's why people look dumb when they go back and look at old pictures of themselves. Nice clothes that fit will always be in style. Ripped jeans not so much.

Went on a couple dates with a very gen Z girl this year and she was very attractive, but some of the clothes/piercings only detracted from her attractiveness.

I'm not sure if it's trying to look less attractive on purpose, or chasing individuality, or what. Men do it too, but not to the same degree.
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If only these trends would have ended in the early 2000's.
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