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Posted: 11/17/2012 8:50:40 AM EDT
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Candidate Aimless. Mr. Zhukov is a Texan. The no beans in chilli plank of his platform appeals to many ARFCOMers. Can you overcome being a Yankee to defeat his "southern strategy"? I can tell you that we will ruthlessly suppress any usage of beans in chili. Buyers which have the ingredients for making chili will not be allowed to purchase beans. Buying beans of any kind is an implicit declaration that you consent to no-knock searches of your property to detect illegal beaners. Penalties will be harsh. You just lost the entire southeast. It's a sad day when I'm leaning toward voting for a yankee... Vote 3rd party! Vote System Message! We cannot let a bean-hater nor a raw milk crusader run our country!  Are the mainstream candidates TOO extreme? |
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Posted: 11/17/2012 8:54:41 AM EDT
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Candidate Aimless. Mr. Zhukov is a Texan. The no beans in chilli plank of his platform appeals to many ARFCOMers. Can you overcome being a Yankee to defeat his "southern strategy"? I can tell you that we will ruthlessly suppress any usage of beans in chili. Buyers which have the ingredients for making chili will not be allowed to purchase beans. Buying beans of any kind is an implicit declaration that you consent to no-knock searches of your property to detect illegal beaners. Penalties will be harsh. You just lost the entire southeast. It's a sad day when I'm leaning toward voting for a yankee... Vote 3rd party! Vote System Message! We cannot let a bean-hater nor a raw milk crusader run our country! That is exactly who should run this country. Freedom for all except the infidels that taint the beloved Chili with the satanic legume!!! Send the infidel to Chili Re-Education Camp! Bohnen Nicht Macht Frei!!!  BRB, gonna go make some chili and put EXTRA beans in it. 
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Posted: 11/17/2012 8:55:43 AM EDT
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Candidate Aimless. Mr. Zhukov is a Texan. The no beans in chilli plank of his platform appeals to many ARFCOMers. Can you overcome being a Yankee to defeat his "southern strategy"? I can tell you that we will ruthlessly suppress any usage of beans in chili. Buyers which have the ingredients for making chili will not be allowed to purchase beans. Buying beans of any kind is an implicit declaration that you consent to no-knock searches of your property to detect illegal beaners. Penalties will be harsh. You just lost the entire southeast. It's a sad day when I'm leaning toward voting for a yankee... Vote 3rd party! Vote System Message! We cannot let a bean-hater nor a raw milk crusader run our country! Are the mainstream candidates TOO extreme? Do you remember what the ammo forum used to be like? 
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Posted: 11/17/2012 8:59:05 AM EDT
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Quoted: Candidate Aimless. Mr. Zhukov is a Texan. The no beans in chilli plank of his platform appeals to many ARFCOMers. Can you overcome being a Yankee to defeat his "southern strategy"? I promise free blow jobs (from women) |
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Posted: 11/17/2012 11:20:35 AM EDT
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Candidate Aimless. Mr. Zhukov is a Texan. The no beans in chilli plank of his platform appeals to many ARFCOMers. Can you overcome being a Yankee to defeat his "southern strategy"? I promise free blow jobs (from women) I am the moderator and even I am now going to vote for Aimless. The Cocksucker Kickback trumps Southern Strategy. I'm the moderator and I'm now openly cheering for an Aimless win!!!!!!! Aimless is Brilliant. If only Romney had spent all that money buying votes with blowjobs vs Obama's Welfare checks, "we would be president now". |
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Posted: 11/17/2012 11:37:56 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Candidate Aimless. Mr. Zhukov is a Texan. The no beans in chilli plank of his platform appeals to many ARFCOMers. Can you overcome being a Yankee to defeat his "southern strategy"? I promise free blow jobs (from women) Awesome! I'm in. I'll take two Asian woman. I think Zhukov was going to offer left over Obama phones.  |
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Posted: 11/17/2012 11:47:20 AM EDT
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Candidate Aimless. Mr. Zhukov is a Texan. The no beans in chilli plank of his platform appeals to many ARFCOMers. Can you overcome being a Yankee to defeat his "southern strategy"? I promise free blow jobs (from women) And that's the election. 
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Posted: 11/17/2012 11:51:32 AM EDT
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There will be a late November suprise
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Posted: 11/17/2012 11:51:50 AM EDT
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Candidate Aimless. Mr. Zhukov is a Texan. The no beans in chilli plank of his platform appeals to many ARFCOMers. Can you overcome being a Yankee to defeat his "southern strategy"? I promise free blow jobs (from women) And that's the election. Recent polls show Aimless leading by 87% |
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Posted: 11/17/2012 11:53:23 AM EDT
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Candidate Aimless. Mr. Zhukov is a Texan. The no beans in chilli plank of his platform appeals to many ARFCOMers. Can you overcome being a Yankee to defeat his "southern strategy"? I promise free blow jobs (from women) And that's the election. Recent polls show Aimless leading by 87% no way that can not be true Das ist eine Lüge |
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Posted: 11/17/2012 12:03:00 PM EDT
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Candidate Aimless. Mr. Zhukov is a Texan. The no beans in chilli plank of his platform appeals to many ARFCOMers. Can you overcome being a Yankee to defeat his "southern strategy"? I promise free blow jobs (from women) And that's the election. Recent polls show Aimless leading by 87% no way that can not be true The Cocksucker Kickback was a stroke of genius. |
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Posted: 11/17/2012 12:11:02 PM EDT
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A top level informant within the Aimless camp has forwarded a picture of the 'woman' leading the cocksucker brigade of the Penguin Army.
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Posted: 11/17/2012 12:12:16 PM EDT
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Candidate Aimless. Mr. Zhukov is a Texan. The no beans in chilli plank of his platform appeals to many ARFCOMers. Can you overcome being a Yankee to defeat his "southern strategy"? I promise free blow jobs (from women) And that's the election. Recent polls show Aimless leading by 87% no way that can not be true The Cocksucker Kickback was a stroke of genius. How so? The XCR issue will cost him the women vote. The Aimless party is a sausage party. |
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Posted: 11/17/2012 12:14:38 PM EDT
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Quoted: A top level informant within the Aimless camp has forwarded a picture of the 'woman' leading the cocksucker brigade of the Penguin Army. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/RichP1269/Profoundly-ugly-woman.jpg I'd hit it? |
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Posted: 11/17/2012 12:22:42 PM EDT
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A top level informant within the Aimless camp has forwarded a picture of the 'woman' leading the cocksucker brigade of the Penguin Army. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/RichP1269/Profoundly-ugly-woman.jpg I'd hit it? Close your eyes. |
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Posted: 11/17/2012 12:23:13 PM EDT
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Candidate Aimless. Mr. Zhukov is a Texan. The no beans in chilli plank of his platform appeals to many ARFCOMers. Can you overcome being a Yankee to defeat his "southern strategy"? I promise free blow jobs (from women) finally some free shit I can vote for
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Posted: 11/17/2012 12:26:29 PM EDT
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Quoted: A top level informant within the Aimless camp has forwarded a picture of the 'woman' leading the cocksucker brigade of the Penguin Army. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/RichP1269/Profoundly-ugly-woman.jpg Hmmm. That looks like it has more traction than a steel belted Firestone 500 steel radial condom with chains on it. |
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Posted: 11/17/2012 12:47:08 PM EDT
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A top level informant within the Aimless camp has forwarded a picture of the 'woman' leading the cocksucker brigade of the Penguin Army. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/RichP1269/Profoundly-ugly-woman.jpg I'd hit it? Close your eyes. How 'bout this one? 
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Posted: 11/17/2012 12:50:58 PM EDT
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Candidate Aimless. Mr. Zhukov is a Texan. The no beans in chilli plank of his platform appeals to many ARFCOMers. Can you overcome being a Yankee to defeat his "southern strategy"? I promise free blow jobs (from women) In that case, I may change my vote. You will need to provide quality (preferably BOTD) pics of the women you will recruit for your BJ army for the voters before I donate to your campaign, however. We're waiting. |
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Posted: 11/17/2012 12:51:59 PM EDT
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A top level informant within the Aimless camp has forwarded a picture of the 'woman' leading the cocksucker brigade of the Penguin Army. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/RichP1269/Profoundly-ugly-woman.jpg I'd hit it? Close your eyes. How 'bout this one? http://newsbusters.org/static/2007/12/2007-12-01Thomas.jpg I would gargle with 12 gauge before letting that suck my dogs dick. |
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Posted: 11/17/2012 12:56:37 PM EDT
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Under the Zhukov/NorCal administration, we will repeal the BOTD prohibition amendment of 2009.
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Posted: 11/17/2012 12:58:08 PM EDT
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The LOLZ keep coming.
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Posted: 11/17/2012 1:03:11 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: A top level informant within the Aimless camp has forwarded a picture of the 'woman' leading the cocksucker brigade of the Penguin Army. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/RichP1269/Profoundly-ugly-woman.jpg I'd hit it? Close your eyes. How 'bout this one? http://newsbusters.org/static/2007/12/2007-12-01Thomas.jpg I would gargle with 12 gauge before letting that suck my dogs dick. wait until you get old. how is tightrope walking and getting head from an 80 year old alike? either way you don't want to look down....
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Posted: 11/17/2012 1:10:07 PM EDT
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Zhukov will now try to make himself look like a Moderate.
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Posted: 11/17/2012 1:14:28 PM EDT
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Under the Zhukov/NorCal administration, we will repeal the BOTD prohibition amendment of 2009. Hmm, 20 minutes of bliss or an unknown period of looking at bliss we'll never have. |
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Posted: 11/17/2012 1:15:14 PM EDT
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Will inkies be officially recognized as a superior class of citizens?
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Posted: 11/17/2012 1:18:40 PM EDT
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Will inkies be officially recognized as a superior class of citizens? I suspect the only tattoos will be a series of numbers on the forearm to go along with a new Gulag address for those adding beans to chilli |
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Posted: 11/17/2012 1:22:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/17/2012 1:22:43 PM EDT
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Quoted: Mr. Aimless is playing the no comment game. It may backfire as Mr. Zhukov is "defining" Aimless in the eyes of the electorate. Rumor has it that Mr. Aimless is spending his time courting Powerful ARFCOMers for endorsements. EdSr.'s name has come up as has Old_Painless. This is just speculative but their endorsements are rumored to be much sought after by the candidates. He'll never get O_P's endorsement. I've met O_P; Aimless is no O_P. |
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Posted: 11/17/2012 1:23:33 PM EDT
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Quoted: Z, will you do a better job at staging suicides than the Clinton's? Any gunshot to the back of the head from close range in my administration will automatically be considered a suicide. |
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Posted: 11/17/2012 1:24:10 PM EDT
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Quoted: Candidate Zhukov, how do you respond to the assertion that Stuttgart is in fact, NOT in Texas as listed on your birth certificate and you are therefor ineligible for the office? I'm no filthy Swabian. |
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Posted: 11/17/2012 1:26:43 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Will inkies be officially recognized as a superior class of citizens? I suspect the only tattoos will be a series of numbers on the forearm to go along with a new Gulag address for those adding beans to chilli Even though I have not released all of the platform I'll be running on, I can confirm that this is indeed the case. |
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Posted: 11/17/2012 1:40:37 PM EDT
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Will inkies be officially recognized as a superior class of citizens? I suspect the only tattoos will be a series of numbers on the forearm to go along with a new Gulag address for those adding beans to chilli Even though I have not released all of the platform I'll be running on, I can confirm that this is indeed the case. I heard a rumor that you like to drive while in the passenger seat, is this true? |
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Posted: 11/17/2012 2:05:14 PM EDT
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Will inkies be officially recognized as a superior class of citizens? I suspect the only tattoos will be a series of numbers on the forearm to go along with a new Gulag address for those adding beans to chilli Even though I have not released all of the platform I'll be running on, I can confirm that this is indeed the case. I guess I'll have to wait for a response from the penguin 
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Posted: 11/17/2012 2:27:26 PM EDT
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Candidate Zhukov, how do you respond to the assertion that Stuttgart is in fact, NOT in Texas as listed on your birth certificate and you are therefor ineligible for the office? I'm no filthy Swabian. What do have against your Southern Brethren ? You must be jealous of their great food, better looking women and superior dialect. Not to mention their hospitality and great scenery. 
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Posted: 11/17/2012 3:33:24 PM EDT
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Quoted: Under the Zhukov/NorCal administration, we will repeal the BOTD prohibition amendment of 2009. Yeah, but what's your stance on beefy waterfowl? |
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Posted: 11/17/2012 4:28:09 PM EDT
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Even though I have not released all of the platform I'll be running on, I can confirm that this is indeed the case. Zhukov Will Only Reveal Platform IF He Is Elected |
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Posted: 11/17/2012 4:33:38 PM EDT
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Even though I have not released all of the platform I'll be running on, I can confirm that this is indeed the case. Zhukov Will Only Reveal Platform IF He Is Elected 
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Posted: 11/17/2012 5:40:56 PM EDT
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Candidate Zhukov, how do you respond to the assertion that Stuttgart is in fact, NOT in Texas as listed on your birth certificate and you are therefor ineligible for the office? I'm no filthy Swabian. What do have against your Southern Brethren ? You must be jealous of their great food, better looking women and superior dialect. Not to mention their hospitality and great scenery. 
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Posted: 11/17/2012 6:29:21 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Candidate Zhukov, how do you respond to the assertion that Stuttgart is in fact, NOT in Texas as listed on your birth certificate and you are therefor ineligible for the office? I'm no filthy Swabian. What do have against your Southern Brethren ? You must be jealous of their great food, better looking women and superior dialect. Not to mention their hospitality and great scenery. http://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/224703/40742.JPG Vote Zhukov - The Beer and Boobs Candidate! |
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Posted: 11/17/2012 6:37:16 PM EDT
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I read the entire first page of this thread, then skipped to page six. Yep, pretty much how I expected it to go.
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Posted: 11/17/2012 6:46:16 PM EDT
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Quoted: I read the entire first page of this thread, then skipped to page six. Yep, pretty much how I expected it to go. you're a pretty good guesser.... |
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Posted: 11/17/2012 7:18:40 PM EDT
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Candidate Zhukov, how do you respond to the assertion that Stuttgart is in fact, NOT in Texas as listed on your birth certificate and you are therefor ineligible for the office? I'm no filthy Swabian. What do have against your Southern Brethren ? You must be jealous of their great food, better looking women and superior dialect. Not to mention their hospitality and great scenery. http://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/224703/40742.JPG Vote Zhukov - The Beer and Boobs Candidate! So far, I'm leaning towards Zhukov with his anti-beans, pro-beer and pro-bewbs platform (or so says his PAC's ). The only way for Aimless to win my vote is him convincing Jennifer Connely and Terry Ferrell to be the ones who deliver my promised BJ, at the same time. (I just want to see what kind of pull he has.  )
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Posted: 11/17/2012 7:26:02 PM EDT
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Candidate Zhukov, how do you respond to the assertion that Stuttgart is in fact, NOT in Texas as listed on your birth certificate and you are therefor ineligible for the office? I'm no filthy Swabian. What do have against your Southern Brethren ? You must be jealous of their great food, better looking women and superior dialect. Not to mention their hospitality and great scenery. http://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/224703/40742.JPG Vote Zhukov - The Beer and Boobs Candidate! So far, I'm leaning towards Zhukov with his anti-beans, pro-beer and pro-bewbs platform (or so says his PAC's ). The only way for Aimless to win my vote is him convincing Jennifer Connely and Terry Ferrell to be the ones who deliver my promised BJ, at the same time. (I just want to see what kind of pull he has. )Two Blow Jobs. He'll expect you to vote twice. |
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Posted: 11/17/2012 8:38:59 PM EDT
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Believe all the lies you want. [System Message] Does not lie.
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Posted: 11/17/2012 8:43:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/17/2012 8:53:47 PM EDT
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Believe all the lies you want. [System Message] Does not lie. Is a third party vote throwing your vote away? Yes, but with the current candidate's do you think it matters
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Posted: 11/17/2012 9:11:23 PM EDT
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Believe all the lies you want. [System Message] Does not lie. Is a third party vote throwing your vote away? Yes, but with the current candidate's do you think it matters
Indeed. It seems that ARFCOM will "get the government it deserves" .
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Posted: 11/17/2012 9:14:14 PM EDT
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Under the Zhukov/NorCal administration, we will repeal the BOTD prohibition amendment of 2009. Hmm, tempting bribe. So tell me, will you put a stop to any anti-bean constitutional amendments that your running mate attempts to pass? |
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Posted: 11/17/2012 9:22:01 PM EDT
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Tired of the Bolshevik.
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