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Posted: 11/18/2012 5:41:52 AM EDT
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Decision 2016.
Blowjobs, tits and beer, chili, 3rd parties. |
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Posted: 11/18/2012 5:43:47 AM EDT
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I'm starting GD Inkies Local #87. We will be heard!
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Posted: 11/18/2012 6:45:02 AM EDT
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Tired of the Bolshevik. Vote for Aimless It appears that Zhukov and Aimless have established ACORN like groups. THey have begun registering ARF voters. Folks, please, banned and even dead ARFCOMers can't vote. So, no AROCK and GSeriesFAL won't have their vote counted. 
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Posted: 11/18/2012 6:47:44 AM EDT
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Quoted: I'm starting GD Inkies Local #87. We will be heard! You won't get away with it. Don't forget:  |
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Posted: 11/18/2012 7:33:03 PM EDT
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I'm starting GD Inkies Local #87. We will be heard! You won't get away with it. Don't forget: http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=23750 The beaners are "reactionaries" |
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Posted: 11/18/2012 7:57:50 PM EDT
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My vote is for ruthless repression and severe penalties for beans in chili.
Zhukov/NorCal_LEO all the way!!! 
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Posted: 11/18/2012 8:46:03 PM EDT
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My vote is for ruthless repression and severe penalties for beans in chili. Zhukov/NorCal_LEO all the way!!! DK-Prof Admits He Is A Fascist! |
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Posted: 11/18/2012 9:02:13 PM EDT
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Quoted: This is an endorsement I can get behind, despite my earlier efforts to get you to run for the Avian Pureskin party. My vote is for ruthless repression and severe penalties for beans in chili. Zhukov/NorCal_LEO all the way!!! |
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Posted: 11/18/2012 9:03:33 PM EDT
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Only a rich guy with a bad temper can lead us. I'm voting for Rodent in 2016.
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Posted: 11/18/2012 9:18:00 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/18/2012 9:59:01 PM EDT
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My vote is for ruthless repression and severe penalties for beans in chili. Zhukov/NorCal_LEO all the way!!! Once again proof that only [System Message] is the right choice. |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 1:46:38 AM EDT
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Another one!!!????? When does he sleep????!!!! |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 2:19:11 AM EDT
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My vote is for ruthless repression and severe penalties for beans in chili. Zhukov/NorCal_LEO all the way!!! You are my beloved blankie leader but sorry, I'm going with the penguin. |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 7:34:40 AM EDT
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I read the entire first page of this thread, then skipped to page six. Yep, pretty much how I expected it to go. you're a pretty good guesser.... My guess was, "Really Weird", so there's a lot of leeway in that.
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Posted: 11/19/2012 7:43:03 AM EDT
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Look, if you want to be in black and white, then black and white's gotta be in you. |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 7:49:25 AM EDT
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Quoted: My vote is for ruthless repression and severe penalties for beans in chili. Zhukov/NorCal_LEO all the way!!! A hard won endorsement.  DK - you're slated to be SecState. |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 8:23:03 AM EDT
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My vote is for ruthless repression and severe penalties for beans in chili. Zhukov/NorCal_LEO all the way!!! A hard won endorsement.
DK - you're slated to be SecState. Ok, another rookie I have to add to "The List"..... 
ETA: Penguin Pride World-wide! |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 8:27:12 AM EDT
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My vote is for ruthless repression and severe penalties for beans in chili. Zhukov/NorCal_LEO all the way!!! You are my beloved blankie leader but sorry, I'm going with the penguin. That's right, be a Good Collaborator. |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 12:29:13 PM EDT
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It's becoming increasingly partisan.
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Posted: 11/19/2012 12:58:12 PM EDT
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My vote is for ruthless repression and severe penalties for beans in chili. Zhukov/NorCal_LEO all the way!!! A hard won endorsement.
DK - you're slated to be SecState. I wouldn't put DK anywhere near a "cabinet," just to be safe. |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 12:58:57 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: My vote is for ruthless repression and severe penalties for beans in chili. Zhukov/NorCal_LEO all the way!!! A hard won endorsement. DK - you're slated to be SecState. I wouldn't put DK anywhere near a cabinet, just to be safe.  |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 1:37:33 PM EDT
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My vote is for ruthless repression and severe penalties for beans in chili. Zhukov/NorCal_LEO all the way!!! A hard won endorsement.
DK - you're slated to be SecState. I wouldn't put DK anywhere near a "cabinet," just to be safe.
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Posted: 11/19/2012 1:49:52 PM EDT
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Quoted: I wouldn't put DK anywhere near a "cabinet," just to be safe. That's a good point. Wouldn't want to run afowl of the goose vote. |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 4:34:14 PM EDT
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I wouldn't put DK anywhere near a "cabinet," just to be safe. That's a good point. Wouldn't want to run afowl of the goose vote. I was certain DK would come down as Aimless' VP. |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 4:40:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/19/2012 4:42:52 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: My vote is for ruthless repression and severe penalties for beans in chili. Zhukov/NorCal_LEO all the way!!! A hard won endorsement. DK - you're slated to be SecState. I wouldn't put DK anywhere near a "cabinet," just to be safe.  |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 5:01:13 PM EDT
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I believe we need both candidates to state a position on how they will address multiculturalism in the future.
Will we be attempting to adopt all avian (flightless or not) beliefs in the future? Will Zukov accept beliefs of the broad population (other than chili beaners) for the good of all or repress all opposition to his "enlightened" views? The proletariat wishes to know these things! |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 5:10:32 PM EDT
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Quoted: I believe we need both candidates to state a position on how they will address multiculturalism in the future. Will we be attempting to adopt all avian (flightless or not) beliefs in the future? Will Zukov accept beliefs of the broad population (other than chili beaners) for the good of all or repress all opposition to his "enlightened" views? The proletariat wishes to know these things! Multiculturalism will be ruthlessly suppressed. Everyone belongs to the working class. Enlightened views are unorthodox and will be similarly stamped out. There must be order. ORDER, I say! Unlike Stalin, I will forgo hand-written lists. Mine will be in spreadsheet format and they will be cross-indexed and referenced. Ruthless efficiency will be the order of the day. It will come as no surprise to anyone that my first measure as President will be the abolition of the archaic imperial measurement system. Fractional inches, ounces, teaspoons, miles - bullcrap. METRIC will be the order of the day. No more will you have to guess "how many teaspoons in an ounce", or "why is it that water freezes at 32 degrees?" Water freezes at 0, and chances are that the answer of how-many-of-these-in-a? will be TEN. You will come to either love the metric system or the gulag. It's that simple. |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 5:12:24 PM EDT
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I can change all your names to "Iloveobama' Choose wisely
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Posted: 11/19/2012 5:13:02 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: I believe we need both candidates to state a position on how they will address multiculturalism in the future. Will we be attempting to adopt all avian (flightless or not) beliefs in the future? Will Zukov accept beliefs of the broad population (other than chili beaners) for the good of all or repress all opposition to his "enlightened" views? The proletariat wishes to know these things! Multiculturalism will be ruthlessly suppressed. Everyone belongs to the working class. Enlightened views are unorthodox and will be similarly stamped out. There must be order. ORDER, I say! Unlike Stalin, I will forgo hand-written lists. Mine will be in spreadsheet format and they will be cross-indexed and referenced. Ruthless efficiency will be the order of the day. It will come as no surprise to anyone that my first measure as President will be the abolition of the archaic imperial measurement system. Fractional inches, ounces, teaspoons, miles - bullcrap. METRIC will be the order of the day. No more will you have to guess "how many teaspoons in an ounce", or "why is it that water freezes at 32 degrees?" Water freezes at 0, and chances are that the answer of how-many-of-these-in-a? will be TEN. You will come to either love the metric system or the gulag. It's that simple. sometimes you just have to be quiet and let the other guy put himself out of business |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 5:16:23 PM EDT
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Quoted: I can change all your names to "Iloveobama' Choose wisely Whatevs.  |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 5:32:00 PM EDT
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I believe we need both candidates to state a position on how they will address multiculturalism in the future. Will we be attempting to adopt all avian (flightless or not) beliefs in the future? Will Zukov accept beliefs of the broad population (other than chili beaners) for the good of all or repress all opposition to his "enlightened" views? The proletariat wishes to know these things! Multiculturalism will be ruthlessly suppressed. Everyone belongs to the working class. Enlightened views are unorthodox and will be similarly stamped out. There must be order. ORDER, I say! Unlike Stalin, I will forgo hand-written lists. Mine will be in spreadsheet format and they will be cross-indexed and referenced. Ruthless efficiency will be the order of the day. It will come as no surprise to anyone that my first measure as President will be the abolition of the archaic imperial measurement system. Fractional inches, ounces, teaspoons, miles - bullcrap. METRIC will be the order of the day. No more will you have to guess "how many teaspoons in an ounce", or "why is it that water freezes at 32 degrees?" Water freezes at 0, and chances are that the answer of how-many-of-these-in-a? will be TEN. You will come to either love the metric system or the gulag. It's that simple. sometimes you just have to be quiet and let the other guy put himself out of business Oh my... The bird adopts the "let the other guy hang himself" approach and Zhukov doubles down with a metric platform. Lets throw another twist into this ( not a XCR reference there). Neither candidate has attempted to court the So. Cal vote yet. The ILLEGAL Imigation topic, public (or pubic) nudity in San Fran., and gun banning (or at least stupid bullet button laws) also need to be defined by the candidates! We know that the third party candidates (System Message aka SYSTEM) is well known for condemning all references deemed inappropriate and even BANNING people for expressing certain views. This tactic has been seen as widely controversial. How do the candidates believe they will woo the So. Cal and left coast vote? |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 5:43:42 PM EDT
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Headline:
ZHUKOV WANTS TO BAN YOUR SAE SOCKETS HOUSEWIVES WORRY THEY WILL HAVE TO BUY METRIC SPOONS |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 5:53:15 PM EDT
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Quoted: sometimes you just have to be quiet and let the other guy put himself out of business My opponent is happy with the status quo. A true statist not interested in furthering the interests of our great country. |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 6:06:00 PM EDT
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sometimes you just have to be quiet and let the other guy put himself out of business My opponent is happy with the status quo. A true statist not interested in furthering the interests of our great country. He did promise free blow jobs by women though. Im sure he can provide a long form birth cert. too.
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Posted: 11/19/2012 6:32:29 PM EDT
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Quoted: I can change all your names to "Iloveobama' Choose wisely |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 6:46:40 PM EDT
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I believe we need both candidates to state a position on how they will address multiculturalism in the future. Will we be attempting to adopt all avian (flightless or not) beliefs in the future? Will Zukov accept beliefs of the broad population (other than chili beaners) for the good of all or repress all opposition to his "enlightened" views? The proletariat wishes to know these things! Multiculturalism will be ruthlessly suppressed. Everyone belongs to the working class. Enlightened views are unorthodox and will be similarly stamped out. There must be order. ORDER, I say! Unlike Stalin, I will forgo hand-written lists. Mine will be in spreadsheet format and they will be cross-indexed and referenced. Ruthless efficiency will be the order of the day. It will come as no surprise to anyone that my first measure as President will be the abolition of the archaic imperial measurement system. Fractional inches, ounces, teaspoons, miles - bullcrap. METRIC will be the order of the day. No more will you have to guess "how many teaspoons in an ounce", or "why is it that water freezes at 32 degrees?" Water freezes at 0, and chances are that the answer of how-many-of-these-in-a? will be TEN. You will come to either love the metric system or the gulag. It's that simple. The drafting and science industry endorses comrade candidate Zhukov's stance on the metric system. The big question is how does this affect the size of my beers? |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 6:48:45 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I believe we need both candidates to state a position on how they will address multiculturalism in the future. Will we be attempting to adopt all avian (flightless or not) beliefs in the future? Will Zukov accept beliefs of the broad population (other than chili beaners) for the good of all or repress all opposition to his "enlightened" views? The proletariat wishes to know these things! Multiculturalism will be ruthlessly suppressed. Everyone belongs to the working class. Enlightened views are unorthodox and will be similarly stamped out. There must be order. ORDER, I say! Unlike Stalin, I will forgo hand-written lists. Mine will be in spreadsheet format and they will be cross-indexed and referenced. Ruthless efficiency will be the order of the day. It will come as no surprise to anyone that my first measure as President will be the abolition of the archaic imperial measurement system. Fractional inches, ounces, teaspoons, miles - bullcrap. METRIC will be the order of the day. No more will you have to guess "how many teaspoons in an ounce", or "why is it that water freezes at 32 degrees?" Water freezes at 0, and chances are that the answer of how-many-of-these-in-a? will be TEN. You will come to either love the metric system or the gulag. It's that simple. The drafting and science industry endorses comrade candidate Zhukov's stance on the metric system. The big question is how does this effect the size of my beers? All beers will now be a minimum of 375 ml. |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 7:12:47 PM EDT
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Aimless has been avidly womenizing for a long time now. He just doesn't represent the values women voters are looking for.
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Posted: 11/19/2012 7:52:48 PM EDT
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Im going to vote for Zhukov after I give his campaign a huge donation, then I'm going to go buy a warehouse of SAE stuff and sell it on the Black Market. I will be the last bastion of Imperial Measurement with an Iron Fist holding the very umbrella of State Protection that shields me from its own prosecutorial staff!
Starting with 14oz cans of NO-bean Chili (or selling my own PINT and QUART jars of homemade no-bean Chili) and 12oz bottles of Shiner Bock. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 8:12:17 PM EDT
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sometimes you just have to be quiet and let the other guy put himself out of business My opponent is happy with the status quo. A true statist not interested in furthering the interests of our great country. Zhukov Wants CHANGE going FORWARD |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 8:28:36 PM EDT
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I believe we need both candidates to state a position on how they will address multiculturalism in the future. Will we be attempting to adopt all avian (flightless or not) beliefs in the future? Will Zukov accept beliefs of the broad population (other than chili beaners) for the good of all or repress all opposition to his "enlightened" views? The proletariat wishes to know these things! Multiculturalism will be ruthlessly suppressed. Everyone belongs to the working class. Enlightened views are unorthodox and will be similarly stamped out. There must be order. ORDER, I say! Unlike Stalin, I will forgo hand-written lists. Mine will be in spreadsheet format and they will be cross-indexed and referenced. Ruthless efficiency will be the order of the day. It will come as no surprise to anyone that my first measure as President will be the abolition of the archaic imperial measurement system. Fractional inches, ounces, teaspoons, miles - bullcrap. METRIC will be the order of the day. No more will you have to guess "how many teaspoons in an ounce", or "why is it that water freezes at 32 degrees?" Water freezes at 0, and chances are that the answer of how-many-of-these-in-a? will be TEN. You will come to either love the metric system or the gulag. It's that simple. sometimes you just have to be quiet and let the other guy put himself out of business Yep, metric system just lost any possibility of him getting my vote. I was willing to ignore his anti-beaning for a repeal of the BOTD prohibition, but turning us metric (European  ) has gone too far.
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Posted: 11/19/2012 9:23:15 PM EDT
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Dear candidates. I have not yet heard you speak on the key phone issue. What color will my free phone be and will it come with a data plan?
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Posted: 11/19/2012 9:27:44 PM EDT
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It will come as no surprise to anyone that my first measure as President will be the abolition of the archaic imperial measurement system. Fractional inches, ounces, teaspoons, miles - bullcrap. METRIC will be the order of the day. No more will you have to guess "how many teaspoons in an ounce", or "why is it that water freezes at 32 degrees?" Water freezes at 0, and chances are that the answer of how-many-of-these-in-a? will be TEN. You will come to either love the metric system or the gulag. It's that simple. You can pry my US customary instruments from my cold dead hands! Molon labe! 
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Posted: 11/19/2012 10:10:19 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: sometimes you just have to be quiet and let the other guy put himself out of business My opponent is happy with the status quo. A true statist not interested in furthering the interests of our great country. Good Luck with that metric system thing Jimmy Carter |
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Posted: 11/19/2012 10:11:02 PM EDT
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Quoted: Dear candidates. I have not yet heard you speak on the key phone issue. What color will my free phone be and will it come with a data plan? Buy your own fucking phone. |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 2:05:00 AM EDT
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Dear candidates. I have not yet heard you speak on the key phone issue. What color will my free phone be and will it come with a data plan? Buy your own fucking phone. What color is,the girl giving the free blowjob was the expected question. He'll buy blow jobs but draws the line at cell phones.
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Posted: 11/20/2012 3:10:22 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/20/2012 6:13:49 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: My opponent is happy with the status quo. A true statist not interested in furthering the interests of our great country. Good Luck with that metric system thing Jimmy Carter My approach to resistance will be somewhat different than that of ol' peanut-ears. CONVERT OR BE RUTHLESSIZED. |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 6:16:53 AM EDT
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I would also like to address all veterans and others who are concerned with with national defense: Who will you vote for?
A New York lawyer. A penguin without opposable thumbs who can't even hold a gun. -OR- A decorated military veteran? (albeit dead for the last 40 years) |
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