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Posted: 11/20/2012 6:18:13 AM EDT
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Skynet for Sec of Def.
Page 8 ownage. 
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Posted: 11/20/2012 6:23:29 AM EDT
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My opponent is happy with the status quo. A true statist not interested in furthering the interests of our great country. Good Luck with that metric system thing Jimmy Carter My approach to resistance will be somewhat different than that of ol' peanut-ears. CONVERT OR BE RUTHLESSIZED. 
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Posted: 11/20/2012 6:49:05 AM EDT
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Just got this IM:
"Endorse me, or I will Ban you." I hereby throw all my support to my best buddy, Zhukov. |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 6:52:43 AM EDT
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In the interest of being impartial, I will roast each of the candidates in turn:
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I can change all your names to "Iloveobama' Choose wisely I don't think Ed Sr would appreciate logging in to find himself suddenly endorsing Obama. Quoted:
I would also like to address all veterans and others who are concerned with with national defense: Who will you vote for? A New York lawyer. A penguin without opposable thumbs who can't even hold a gun. -OR- A decorated military veteran? I see no tank. Must be one of those wanna-be SEAL types we always see threads about. Maybe you meant "decorating vet" because you're a long time FRG member |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 6:54:13 AM EDT
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Sorry, but as much as we all love Aimless, there is no way us southerner's are going to vote for a New York lawyer. Sorry, not happening. But voted for a Chicago one. 
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Posted: 11/20/2012 6:59:52 AM EDT
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Quoted: Just got this IM: "Endorse me, or I will Ban you." I hereby throw all my support to my best buddy, Zhukov.  |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 7:18:09 AM EDT
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Candidate Dead General, what is your position on that other great debate of our age - 9mm or .45ACP?
Likewise, Candidate Svelte Buoyant Waterfowl, what is your position on - 9mm vs .45ACP? Candidate {System Message} - care to weigh in on this issue? Candidate-who-hasn't-filed-Election Papers TheBeeKeeper - What's the buzz from the Get Off My Lawn Party? |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 7:22:35 AM EDT
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Just got this IM: "Endorse me, or I will Ban you." I hereby throw all my support to my best buddy, Zhukov. Zhukov has secured the coveted O_P endoresemnt. Who can Aimless secure to countebalance ARFCOM's distinguished statesman? |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 7:39:55 AM EDT
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I found this online while searching for auto parts. Just thought I would put it out there.
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Posted: 11/20/2012 7:44:21 AM EDT
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Quoted: I found this online while searching for auto parts. Just thought I would put it out there. http://i47.tinypic.com/k338g3.gif You can never trust the flightless waterfowl. |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 7:47:51 AM EDT
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I also found one with him and Archie Bunker.
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Posted: 11/20/2012 7:48:18 AM EDT
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I found this online while searching for auto parts. Just thought I would put it out there. http://i47.tinypic.com/k338g3.gif His hatred for Zhukov is making more and more sense. |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 8:01:21 AM EDT
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I found this online while searching for auto parts. Just thought I would put it out there. http://i47.tinypic.com/k338g3.gif You can never trust the flightless waterfowl. Indeed, sir. Our worthy opponent has some, shall we say, discrepancies in his background. |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 8:21:39 AM EDT
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Quoted: I found this online while searching for auto parts. Just thought I would put it out there. http://i47.tinypic.com/k338g3.gif You may not want to say it, but I will: The guy in the car looks... ...familiar. |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 8:23:28 AM EDT
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The man behind the butcher of Serbia? It figures...  |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 8:38:00 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/20/2012 8:48:17 AM EDT
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I just don't know whether to be upset or sad over this sorry turn of events for the Penguin camp. |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 9:37:20 AM EDT
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I found this online while searching for auto parts. Just thought I would put it out there. http://i47.tinypic.com/k338g3.gif You may not want to say it, but I will: The guy in the car looks... ...familiar. Nah that's me |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 9:38:50 AM EDT
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I just don't know whether to be upset or sad over this sorry turn of events for the Penguin camp. Nah that's just me. |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 9:45:55 AM EDT
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Question for the candidates:
Candidate Zhukov, Why was your candidacy announced in Bill Ayer's front room by Karl Marx with President Obama, Nancy Pelosi, and Jeff Dunham all present? Candidate Aimless, How much do you like bacon? |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 9:51:27 AM EDT
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I found this online while searching for auto parts. Just thought I would put it out there. http://i47.tinypic.com/k338g3.gif Smear campaign...what that super PAC does not tell you is The penguin was involved in operation Valkyrie. |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 9:52:47 AM EDT
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Once again another super PAC smear campaign what they do not tell you is he was there trying to negotiate getting back parts for the F-117 that was shot down. |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 9:54:20 AM EDT
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Another smear campaign he is in secret negotiations with the Iranians to stop the processing of Enriched uranium. |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 9:54:38 AM EDT
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Quoted: Once again another super PAC smear campaign what they do not tell you is he was there trying to negotiate getting back parts for the F-117 that was shot down. I see the Ol' Herring Breath has his spin doctor on the case. |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 10:00:32 AM EDT
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Once again another super PAC smear campaign what they do not tell you is he was there trying to negotiate getting back parts for the F-117 that was shot down. I see the Ol' Herring Breath has his spin doctor on the case. Alex Jones has been talking about this for days
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Posted: 11/20/2012 11:23:04 AM EDT
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Quoted: Question for the candidates: Candidate Zhukov, Why was your candidacy announced in Bill Ayer's front room by Karl Marx with President Obama, Nancy Pelosi, and Jeff Dunham all present? Candidate Aimless, How much do you like bacon?  |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 1:46:24 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Dear candidates. I have not yet heard you speak on the key phone issue. What color will my free phone be and will it come with a data plan? Buy your own fucking phone.  |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 4:19:58 PM EDT
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Where do the candidates stand on the raw milk issue?
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Posted: 11/20/2012 4:22:22 PM EDT
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Where do the candidates stand on the raw milk issue? I would hope that Zhukov and his Team will be in favor of raw milk |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 4:24:31 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Where do the candidates stand on the raw milk issue? I would hope that Zhukov and his Team will be in favor of raw milk My cousin has a dairy farm and sells milk and ice cream with a crazy fat content. People can't get enough of it. |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 4:28:16 PM EDT
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Where do the candidates stand on the raw milk issue? I would hope that Zhukov and his Team will be in favor of raw milk My cousin has a dairy farm and sells milk and ice cream with a crazy fat content. People can't get enough of it.
I go to a local Farmer that has some super awesome milk. Better than that crap sold in the stores there is just such a difference in taste to that good Farmers milk. You can also make some real tasty butter with that milk |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 5:16:48 PM EDT
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Reductio ad Hitlerum.
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Posted: 11/20/2012 5:26:24 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/20/2012 5:42:26 PM EDT
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Just got this IM: "Endorse me, or I will Ban you." I hereby throw all my support to my best buddy, Zhukov. Zhukov has secured the coveted O_P endoresemnt. Who can Aimless secure to countebalance ARFCOM's distinguished statesman? I LOL every time I read that. 
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Posted: 11/20/2012 5:44:35 PM EDT
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Just got this IM: "Endorse me, or I will Ban you." I hereby throw all my support to my best buddy, Zhukov. Zhukov has secured the coveted O_P endoresemnt. Who can Aimless secure to countebalance ARFCOM's distinguished statesman? I LOL every time I read that.
Rarely agree with you on some topics but the truth is the truth. 
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Posted: 11/20/2012 7:03:34 PM EDT
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so we have to make sure Aimless will not get elected we have to safe the womanz so vote for Zhukov and NorCal_LEO |
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Posted: 11/20/2012 11:09:15 PM EDT
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Further proof of both parties incompetence. Seems most are in favor of [System Message] after this incompetence.
http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1393465_Special_forces_seek_quiet__subsonic_bullets.html&page=3 |
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Posted: 11/21/2012 12:36:42 AM EDT
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When a retread came back and posted COC violations, who saved us?
NorCal? No. He was too busy being familiar with his bed. ...Zhukov? No. He probably arranged this mess to clean up then forgot about it. ......SYSTEM MESSAGE? System message is just a puppet dictator. I ask you again, potential voters, who is your savior? AIMLESS 2016 |
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Posted: 11/21/2012 12:38:23 AM EDT
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When arfcom was attacked by radical homosexuals, only one man heard the call and fought for his forum. And that man was Aimless.
While we were under attack, Zhukov couldn't be bothered. He was busy reading communist propaganda, to elementary school children. I'm making a documentary film, scheduled for release next summer. Loose Range 11/21 - An ARFCOM Coup. In it, you will learn of Zhukov and NorCal_LEO's prior knowledge of this tragedy, and their complicity in it's execution. I urge you to see it, and vote Avian in 2016.
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Posted: 11/21/2012 12:40:12 AM EDT
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When arfcom was attacked by radical homosexuals, only one man heard the call and fought for his forum. And that man was Aimless. While we were under attack, Zhukov couldn't be bothered. He was busy reading communist propaganda, to elementary school children. I'm making a documentary film, scheduled for release next summer. Loose Range 11/21 - An ARFCOM Coup. In it, you will learn of Zhukov and NorCal_LEO's prior knowledge of this tragedy, and their complicity in it's execution. I urge you to see it, and vote Avian in 2016. Im a 3rd party kind of guy but after Aimless' leadership thru this crisis Im voting for the Penguin. |
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Posted: 11/21/2012 12:46:10 AM EDT
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When arfcom was attacked by radical homosexuals, only one man heard the call and fought for his forum. And that man was Aimless. While we were under attack, Zhukov couldn't be bothered. He was busy reading communist propaganda, to elementary school children. I'm making a documentary film, scheduled for release next summer. Loose Range 11/21 - An ARFCOM Coup. In it, you will learn of Zhukov and NorCal_LEO's prior knowledge of this tragedy, and their complicity in it's execution. I urge you to see it, and vote Avian in 2016. Im a 3rd party kind of guy but after Aimless' leadership thru this crisis Im voting for the Penguin. Undecided voter now voting for Aimless in 2016 after his leadership in Cockefest 2012. You should probably change your sig because it doesn't read how you meant it to read |
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Posted: 11/21/2012 12:47:53 AM EDT
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Aimless just had his Sandy game over
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Posted: 11/21/2012 12:51:02 AM EDT
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When arfcom was attacked by radical homosexuals, only one man heard the call and fought for his forum. And that man was Aimless. While we were under attack, Zhukov couldn't be bothered. He was busy reading communist propaganda, to elementary school children. I'm making a documentary film, scheduled for release next summer. Loose Range 11/21 - An ARFCOM Coup. In it, you will learn of Zhukov and NorCal_LEO's prior knowledge of this tragedy, and their complicity in it's execution. I urge you to see it, and vote Avian in 2016. Im a 3rd party kind of guy but after Aimless' leadership thru this crisis Im voting for the Penguin. Undecided voter now voting for Aimless in 2016 after his leadership in Cockefest 2012. You should probably change your sig because it doesn't read how you meant it to read Naw, think I'll keep it Nevermind I've been drinking. I'll delete it.
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Posted: 11/21/2012 12:56:19 AM EDT
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When arfcom was attacked by radical homosexuals, only one man heard the call and fought for his forum. And that man was Aimless. While we were under attack, Zhukov couldn't be bothered. He was busy reading communist propaganda, to elementary school children. I'm making a documentary film, scheduled for release next summer. Loose Range 11/21 - An ARFCOM Coup. In it, you will learn of Zhukov and NorCal_LEO's prior knowledge of this tragedy, and their complicity in it's execution. I urge you to see it, and vote Avian in 2016. Im a 3rd party kind of guy but after Aimless' leadership thru this crisis Im voting for the Penguin. Undecided voter now voting for Aimless in 2016 after his leadership in Cockefest 2012. You should probably change your sig because it doesn't read how you meant it to read Naw, think I'll keep it Nevermind I've been drinking. I'll delete it.
Damn, changing sig lines is hard when your drunk
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Posted: 11/21/2012 1:14:50 AM EDT
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When arfcom was attacked by radical homosexuals, only one man heard the call and fought for his forum. And that man was Aimless. While we were under attack, Zhukov couldn't be bothered. He was busy reading communist propaganda, to elementary school children. I'm making a documentary film, scheduled for release next summer. Loose Range 11/21 - An ARFCOM Coup. In it, you will learn of Zhukov and NorCal_LEO's prior knowledge of this tragedy, and their complicity in it's execution. I urge you to see it, and vote Avian in 2016. +1 Even with the time zones against his favor, Aimless pulled it off. 
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Posted: 11/21/2012 1:17:06 AM EDT
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Long time supporter, first time voter––Aimless' actions today during ARFcockalypse tells me he is the candidate to lead us through a dangerous time in Arfcom!
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Posted: 11/21/2012 1:18:22 AM EDT
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Sorry, but as much as we all love Aimless, there is no way us southerner's are going to vote for a New York lawyer. Sorry, not happening. But voted for a Chicago one. OOOOOoooohhh...sick burn! |
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Posted: 11/21/2012 2:40:17 AM EDT
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I believe we need both candidates to state a position on how they will address multiculturalism in the future. Will we be attempting to adopt all avian (flightless or not) beliefs in the future? Will Zukov accept beliefs of the broad population (other than chili beaners) for the good of all or repress all opposition to his "enlightened" views? The proletariat wishes to know these things! Multiculturalism will be ruthlessly suppressed. Everyone belongs to the working class. Enlightened views are unorthodox and will be similarly stamped out. There must be order. ORDER, I say! Unlike Stalin, I will forgo hand-written lists. Mine will be in spreadsheet format and they will be cross-indexed and referenced. Ruthless efficiency will be the order of the day. It will come as no surprise to anyone that my first measure as President will be the abolition of the archaic imperial measurement system. Fractional inches, ounces, teaspoons, miles - bullcrap. METRIC will be the order of the day. No more will you have to guess "how many teaspoons in an ounce", or "why is it that water freezes at 32 degrees?" Water freezes at 0, and chances are that the answer of how-many-of-these-in-a? will be TEN. You will come to either love the metric system or the gulag. It's that simple. I really wanted to vote for you and Norcal. I'm going third party. 82nd and [system message] will get my vote. |
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Posted: 11/21/2012 4:48:28 AM EDT
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Let's be honest. Someone said, "gay porn", and Aimless couldn't find it fast enough. There was nothing altruistic about it.
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Posted: 11/21/2012 4:52:47 AM EDT
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When disaster struck, Zhukov hid.
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