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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:07:43 AM EDT
A sock that you please yourself with. I learned something today.
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:08:23 AM EDT
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Any sock is a happy sock if you're brave enough. And nobody ever used a sock to pleasure themselves. They used the sock to not money shot themselves or make the walls glow under UV.
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:08:52 AM EDT
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I cut myself on a sock one-time. True story.
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:09:27 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:10:08 AM EDT
[#4]
Jizz Sock Thread.
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:11:17 AM EDT
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You all need a wife/girlfriend/power bottom...I don't judge, but you people are sad creatures.
Get out of the basement and explore some.
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:11:25 AM EDT
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Hmmm...never done that. I think I'll try it and put an entry about it in my pleasure journal.
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:12:15 AM EDT
[#7]
you people have never been deployed before? a happy sock is a real thing
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:12:27 AM EDT
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You all need a wife/girlfriend/power bottom...I don't judge, but you people are sad creatures. Get out of the basement and explore some. You're not my supervisor |
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:12:53 AM EDT
[#9]
I was in the Navy.
Of course I know what that is.
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:13:10 AM EDT
[#10]
Now do, poop sock
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:14:58 AM EDT
[#11]
wikipedia has a navy jargon thing. I was glancing through it this morning during a teams meeting.
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:15:14 AM EDT
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The real question is:
A. Do you use the same sock 10-15 times, making each deposit slightly shallower in the sock, then throw it out? B. Do you use a sock once, wash it, and continue to wear it as a sock? Side Question: Do you prefer white socks over black socks? |
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:20:17 AM EDT
[#13]
Once you go black...
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:28:06 AM EDT
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Quoted: A sock that you please yourself with. I learned something today. It's the sock of shame. |
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:28:56 AM EDT
[#15]
 this gonna get so locked |
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:30:02 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:32:16 AM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The real question is: A. Do you use the same sock 10-15 times, making each deposit slightly shallower in the sock, then throw it out? B. Do you use a sock once, wash it, and continue to wear it as a sock? Side Question: Do you prefer white socks over black socks? Black socks don’t hide the evidence very well. |
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:34:13 AM EDT
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This used to be a gun forum where gun guys talked about guns. Now it has come to this.
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:36:14 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This used to be a gun forum where gun guys talked about guns. Now it has come to this. 
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:36:25 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This used to be a gun forum where gun guys talked about guns. Now it has come to this. Also not a poop thread. Thankfully  It is a navy jargon thread Feel free to mention other navy jargon words or phrases. |
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:36:41 AM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The real question is: A. Do you use the same sock 10-15 times, making each deposit slightly shallower in the sock, then throw it out? B. Do you use a sock once, wash it, and continue to wear it as a sock? Side Question: Do you prefer white socks over black socks? A. Haven't counted, but use the same one until it gets too stiff and scratchy. B. Sometimes wash before next usage on my feet, sometimes not. Depends on when mom does laundry. * Not racist, so I am willing to use either, but typically black socks because they are usually longer. |
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:36:55 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This used to be a gun forum where gun guys talked about guns. Now it has come to this.  Attached File |
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:37:32 AM EDT
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"The Crusty Sock."
I have never jerked off in a sock, jesus, some people. This used to be a gun forum where gun guys talked about guns. Now it has come to this. Actually, this is General Discussion where red blooded, gun owning American males (and some foreigners) come to banter and shit talk, it is a form of bonding and sharing. |
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:38:31 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This used to be a gun forum where gun guys talked about guns. Now it has come to this. 
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:39:05 AM EDT
[#25]
Tube sock thread
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:41:54 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I was in the Navy. Of course I know what that is. That explains a lot! My good friend and former roommate was in the Navy. I heard lots of stories.
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:42:15 AM EDT
[#27]
pleasure journal sock
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:42:52 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This used to be a gun forum where gun guys talked about guns. Now it has come to this. 
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:45:10 AM EDT
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Finally had "the talk" with my son last week. One thing I mentioned is dont let your mom ever find a crusty sock, moms hate that. He said "eeewww, no way Id do that, thats criminally insane!" Didnt have the heart to tell him I committed many crimes in my youth
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:45:26 AM EDT
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This reminded me of the old funny Kleenex review on Amazon where the Mom talks about her sons skulking around "like unfixed cats" and says she almost cut herself on a sock from them using them.
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:45:51 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Any sock is a happy sock if you're brave enough. And nobody ever used a sock to pleasure themselves. They used the sock to not money shot themselves or make the walls glow under UV.  Attached FileTC |
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:48:22 AM EDT
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I read about a diver who thought a clam was a happy clam.
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:52:42 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:53:24 AM EDT
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Patrol sock, turn it inside out every few weeks and your fine.
I could never do that in my bunk, but sure as hell have taken 2 am showers when no one is around. |
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:54:45 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This reminded me of the old funny Kleenex review on Amazon where the Mom talks about her sons skulking around "like unfixed cats" and says she almost cut herself on a sock from them using them.  Attached File |
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:54:54 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryI laughed a little too much at that. |
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:56:00 AM EDT
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It doesn’t count if somebody jumps on the bed.
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Posted: 8/24/2022 12:03:03 PM EDT
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IBTL
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Posted: 8/24/2022 12:05:00 PM EDT
[#39]
That was taught on day 3 in Basic.
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Posted: 8/24/2022 12:14:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This used to be a gun forum where gun guys talked about guns. Now it has come to this. I thought it was a gov honeypot masquerading as a gun forum? |
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Posted: 8/24/2022 12:17:45 PM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You all need a wife/girlfriend/power bottom...I don't judge, but you people are sad creatures. Get out of the basement and explore some. I tried but my wife didn't approve |
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Posted: 8/24/2022 12:19:50 PM EDT
[#42]
Sock burn thread!
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Posted: 8/24/2022 12:20:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This used to be a gun forum where gun guys talked about guns. Now it has come to this. I distinctly remember locking a thread where someone discussed the utility of a 12 gauge shotgun shell as an aid for strengthening one's rectum. I once locked a thread where someone posted a tattoo of two mer-men riding giant dicks while two more larger dicks bent toward one another to form a heart in the background. I once edited out a link someone posted to a dude who tried to fit a very large glass jar in his rectum, only for the jar to shatter. Then it transitioned to trying to recover all the large jagged pieces of glass out of his anus as he bled profusely. This all happened a long time ago. So on the scale, a "happy sock" thread barely moves the needle. ...although I have no idea how somebody manages to use a sock for that particular task. Seems to me it would be like a chick who does lots of barbell work giving you a handjob. Just unpleasant as all hell. |
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Posted: 8/24/2022 12:23:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I distinctly remember locking a thread where someone discussed the utility of a 12 gauge shotgun shell as an aid for strengthening one's rectum. I once locked a thread where someone posted a tattoo of two mer-men riding giant dicks while two more larger dicks bent toward one another to form a heart in the background. I once edited out a link someone posted to a dude who tried to fit a very large glass jar in his rectum, only for the jar to shatter. Then it transitioned to trying to recover all the large jagged pieces of glass out of his anus as he bled profusely. This all happened a long time ago. So on the scale, a "happy sock" thread barely moves the needle. ...although I have no idea how somebody manages to use a sock for that particular task. Seems to me it would be like a chick who does lots of barbell work giving you a handjob. Just unpleasant as all hell.  Attached File |
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Posted: 8/24/2022 12:24:16 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/24/2022 12:24:30 PM EDT
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Does it have a star drawn on it with a sharpie?
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Posted: 8/24/2022 12:25:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: ...snip... ...although I have no idea how somebody manages to use a sock for that particular task. Seems to me it would be like a chick who does lots of barbell work giving you a handjob. Just unpleasant as all hell. Merino wool for the win
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Posted: 8/24/2022 12:27:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I distinctly remember locking a thread where someone discussed the utility of a 12 gauge shotgun shell as an aid for strengthening one's rectum. I once locked a thread where someone posted a tattoo of two mer-men riding giant dicks while two more larger dicks bent toward one another to form a heart in the background. I once edited out a link someone posted to a dude who tried to fit a very large glass jar in his rectum, only for the jar to shatter. Then it transitioned to trying to recover all the large jagged pieces of glass out of his anus as he bled profusely. This all happened a long time ago. So on the scale, a "happy sock" thread barely moves the needle. ...although I have no idea how somebody manages to use a sock for that particular task. Seems to me it would be like a chick who does lots of barbell work giving you a handjob. Just unpleasant as all hell. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: This used to be a gun forum where gun guys talked about guns. Now it has come to this. I distinctly remember locking a thread where someone discussed the utility of a 12 gauge shotgun shell as an aid for strengthening one's rectum. I once locked a thread where someone posted a tattoo of two mer-men riding giant dicks while two more larger dicks bent toward one another to form a heart in the background. I once edited out a link someone posted to a dude who tried to fit a very large glass jar in his rectum, only for the jar to shatter. Then it transitioned to trying to recover all the large jagged pieces of glass out of his anus as he bled profusely. This all happened a long time ago. So on the scale, a "happy sock" thread barely moves the needle. ...although I have no idea how somebody manages to use a sock for that particular task. Seems to me it would be like a chick who does lots of barbell work giving you a handjob. Just unpleasant as all hell. You could have left it at “i’ve seen some shit” but nooooooooooo |
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Posted: 8/24/2022 12:29:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You could have left it at “i’ve seen some shit” but nooooooooooo  Rorschach "You're Locked In Here With Me" HD |
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Posted: 8/24/2022 12:31:45 PM EDT
[#50]
This has great potential.
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