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Posted: 8/24/2022 12:32:12 PM EDT
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I usually just soak my socks.
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Posted: 8/24/2022 12:34:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: You could have left it at “i’ve seen some shit” but nooooooooooo  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3lsJmwNO40 Attached File |
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Posted: 8/24/2022 12:34:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/24/2022 12:37:16 PM EDT
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I wonder if this is covered under Darn Tough's lifetime guarantee
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Posted: 8/24/2022 12:37:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/24/2022 12:38:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Any sock is a happy sock if you're brave enough. And nobody ever used a sock to pleasure themselves. They used the sock to not money shot themselves or make the walls glow under UV. Especially the latter part. |
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Posted: 8/24/2022 12:44:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/24/2022 12:53:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I distinctly remember locking a thread where someone discussed the utility of a 12 gauge shotgun shell as an aid for strengthening one's rectum. I once locked a thread where someone posted a tattoo of two mer-men riding giant dicks while two more larger dicks bent toward one another to form a heart in the background. I once edited out a link someone posted to a dude who tried to fit a very large glass jar in his rectum, only for the jar to shatter. Then it transitioned to trying to recover all the large jagged pieces of glass out of his anus as he bled profusely. This all happened a long time ago. So on the scale, a "happy sock" thread barely moves the needle. ...although I have no idea how somebody manages to use a sock for that particular task. Seems to me it would be like a chick who does lots of barbell work giving you a handjob. Just unpleasant as all hell. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: This used to be a gun forum where gun guys talked about guns. Now it has come to this. I distinctly remember locking a thread where someone discussed the utility of a 12 gauge shotgun shell as an aid for strengthening one's rectum. I once locked a thread where someone posted a tattoo of two mer-men riding giant dicks while two more larger dicks bent toward one another to form a heart in the background. I once edited out a link someone posted to a dude who tried to fit a very large glass jar in his rectum, only for the jar to shatter. Then it transitioned to trying to recover all the large jagged pieces of glass out of his anus as he bled profusely. This all happened a long time ago. So on the scale, a "happy sock" thread barely moves the needle. ...although I have no idea how somebody manages to use a sock for that particular task. Seems to me it would be like a chick who does lots of barbell work giving you a handjob. Just unpleasant as all hell.  Attached File |
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Posted: 8/24/2022 1:15:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I distinctly remember locking a thread where someone discussed the utility of a 12 gauge shotgun shell as an aid for strengthening one's rectum. I once locked a thread where someone posted a tattoo of two mer-men riding giant dicks while two more larger dicks bent toward one another to form a heart in the background. I once edited out a link someone posted to a dude who tried to fit a very large glass jar in his rectum, only for the jar to shatter. Then it transitioned to trying to recover all the large jagged pieces of glass out of his anus as he bled profusely. This all happened a long time ago. So on the scale, a "happy sock" thread barely moves the needle. ...although I have no idea how somebody manages to use a sock for that particular task. Seems to me it would be like a chick who does lots of barbell work giving you a handjob. Just unpleasant as all hell. 
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Posted: 8/24/2022 1:16:15 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/24/2022 1:18:21 PM EDT
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This thread has got legs.
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Posted: 8/24/2022 1:19:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This used to be a gun forum where gun guys talked about guns. Now it has come to this.  |
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Posted: 8/24/2022 1:28:00 PM EDT
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Big socks burn Big dicks?
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Posted: 8/24/2022 1:30:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Big socks burn Big dicks? Baby socks for Asian cocks |
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Posted: 8/24/2022 1:34:05 PM EDT
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When your wife finds your teens cum sock
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Posted: 8/24/2022 1:37:51 PM EDT
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Couple weeks on the PCT and you gotta do what you gotta do
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Posted: 8/24/2022 1:40:20 PM EDT
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I receive weekly ARF newsletters and this thread will be the one they feature in their email.
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Posted: 8/24/2022 1:41:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I distinctly remember locking a thread where someone discussed the utility of a 12 gauge shotgun shell as an aid for strengthening one's rectum. I once locked a thread where someone posted a tattoo of two mer-men riding giant dicks while two more larger dicks bent toward one another to form a heart in the background. I once edited out a link someone posted to a dude who tried to fit a very large glass jar in his rectum, only for the jar to shatter. Then it transitioned to trying to recover all the large jagged pieces of glass out of his anus as he bled profusely. This all happened a long time ago. So on the scale, a "happy sock" thread barely moves the needle. ...although I have no idea how somebody manages to use a sock for that particular task. Seems to me it would be like a chick who does lots of barbell work giving you a handjob. Just unpleasant as all hell. Shame on you for locking that shotshell thread |
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Posted: 8/24/2022 1:44:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Quote HistoryQuoted: "They slink around the house like unfixed cats."
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Posted: 8/24/2022 2:05:14 PM EDT
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I’ve found that when I one of a pair for a week or so, and let dry sufficiently, the pair can be used as socks in wet weather to further protect the feet from moisture.
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Posted: 8/24/2022 2:07:43 PM EDT
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Is a happy sock used with a pleasure journal?
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Posted: 8/24/2022 2:14:07 PM EDT
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A UV light and an ARFCOMmer’s sock drawer would be like a rave in an abstract art museum.
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Posted: 8/24/2022 2:22:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/24/2022 2:34:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/24/2022 2:36:14 PM EDT
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Quoted: A sock that you please yourself with. I learned something today.  |
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Posted: 8/24/2022 4:12:15 PM EDT
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Funny thing is I remember crusted gym locker socks that had nothing to do with faping and everything to do with delays in laundering.
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Posted: 8/24/2022 5:40:00 PM EDT
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I have no idea why, but in prison the "special purpose" sock is called a fi-fi (fee-fee).
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Posted: 8/24/2022 5:44:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The real question is: A. Do you use the same sock 10-15 times, making each deposit slightly shallower in the sock, then throw it out? B. Do you use a sock once, wash it, and continue to wear it as a sock? Side Question: Do you prefer white socks over black socks? I use worn out socks and toss them when I can smell them outside of the fap room. |
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Posted: 8/24/2022 5:47:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is a happy sock used with a pleasure journal? Probably not at the same time…I’d imagine it would be hard to write.
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Posted: 8/24/2022 5:52:07 PM EDT
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FAPSOCK
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Posted: 8/24/2022 5:55:29 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Probably not at the same time…I’d imagine it would be hard to write. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Is a happy sock used with a pleasure journal? Probably not at the same time…I’d imagine it would be hard to write. Some folks are masturbadextrous. |
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Posted: 8/24/2022 6:02:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Some folks are masturbadextrous. I used to be a righty until the age of online porn. Now I switch hit lefty and run the mouse/phone with the right hand. 
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Posted: 8/24/2022 6:06:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Some folks are masturbadextrous. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Is a happy sock used with a pleasure journal? Probably not at the same time…I’d imagine it would be hard to write. Some folks are masturbadextrous. Life goals….I go lefty and look like Michael J Fox trying to sign a check.
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Posted: 8/24/2022 6:07:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I was in the Navy. Of course I know what that is. This! Ask the Navy guys! |
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Posted: 8/24/2022 6:10:23 PM EDT
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Never understood how that's supposed to be comfortable, let alone pleasing.
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Posted: 8/24/2022 6:14:32 PM EDT
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“My mother has a fur coat that doesn’t need a hanger.” -Andrew “Dice” Clay
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Posted: 8/24/2022 6:15:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/24/2022 6:17:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I distinctly remember locking a thread where someone discussed the utility of a 12 gauge shotgun shell as an aid for strengthening one's rectum. I once locked a thread where someone posted a tattoo of two mer-men riding giant dicks while two more larger dicks bent toward one another to form a heart in the background. I once edited out a link someone posted to a dude who tried to fit a very large glass jar in his rectum, only for the jar to shatter. Then it transitioned to trying to recover all the large jagged pieces of glass out of his anus as he bled profusely. This all happened a long time ago. So on the scale, a "happy sock" thread barely moves the needle. ...although I have no idea how somebody manages to use a sock for that particular task. Seems to me it would be like a chick who does lots of barbell work giving you a handjob. Just unpleasant as all hell. Does the site pay for mods to go to therapy? They probably should. |
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Posted: 8/24/2022 6:36:20 PM EDT
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I feel bad for all the parents that had to explain why that dude in Free Guy was yelling at his mom
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Posted: 8/24/2022 6:38:40 PM EDT
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I had a sock I could beat someone to death with.
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Posted: 8/24/2022 6:39:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Never understood how that's supposed to be comfortable, let alone pleasing. You don't wear it like a condom, you just dump the kids off on it. I can't believe I just told a man this. |
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Posted: 8/24/2022 7:01:04 PM EDT
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Back in the late 70's we moved in with my Aunt when my parents were separated. About the 2nd week my cousin comes into the room and closes the door. He says, "Since you will be staying for awhile I want to show you the stuff", ok, WTF. So he opens the closet and pulls out the largest vat of Vaseline I have ever seen. One of those old 5 lb'ers. He states it is the beat off lube and then pulls out a crusty bath towel that could stand on edge. I told him, thanks Bob, but I think I will just keep poking the horse chick across the street I met a week earlier. Poor girl all you had to do was squeeze a nipple and she would be so wet it would soak through her jeans. I am sure mom knew what was going on.
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Posted: 8/24/2022 7:05:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I thought it was a gov honeypot masquerading as a gun forum? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: This used to be a gun forum where gun guys talked about guns. Now it has come to this. I thought it was a gov honeypot masquerading as a gun forum? That's why I use these for happy socks, and then store all my guns in them.  Attached FileCome and take them 
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Posted: 8/24/2022 7:13:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Also not a poop thread. Thankfully  It is a navy jargon thread Feel free to mention other navy jargon words or phrases. |
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Posted: 8/24/2022 7:26:02 PM EDT
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Regarding socks. I wish my teenage boys had used them. I remember having this genius idea of buying my son a couple of the four foot fluorescent tube blacklights for his room. I hung the damn things in his room, turned them on, and the bed...that I was standing on.... looked like a murder scene. After that, I never went into his room until he moved out.
The younger one? He was hyperactive, and I swear he would jerk off anytime, anywhere, every member of the house caught him because he just didn't give a shit. I was so glad when he moved out. To this day, I'm still surprised I never got a call from the school, or the cops because he got caught doing it. And for the record, my daughters weren't much better, they just make less of a mess, but I have a sense of smell, and know how long it takes to actually shower. |
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Posted: 8/24/2022 7:39:01 PM EDT
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That's where sock babies come from
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Posted: 8/24/2022 7:58:42 PM EDT
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That’s how you get monkey pox.
I mean that’s how you get athletes foot on your cock. |
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Posted: 8/24/2022 8:03:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I distinctly remember locking a thread where someone discussed the utility of a 12 gauge shotgun shell as an aid for strengthening one's rectum. I once locked a thread where someone posted a tattoo of two mer-men riding giant dicks while two more larger dicks bent toward one another to form a heart in the background. I once edited out a link someone posted to a dude who tried to fit a very large glass jar in his rectum, only for the jar to shatter. Then it transitioned to trying to recover all the large jagged pieces of glass out of his anus as he bled profusely. This all happened a long time ago. So on the scale, a "happy sock" thread barely moves the needle. ...although I have no idea how somebody manages to use a sock for that particular task. Seems to me it would be like a chick who does lots of barbell work giving you a handjob. Just unpleasant as all hell. 
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Posted: 8/24/2022 9:01:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Never understood how that's supposed to be comfortable, let alone pleasing. It’s more of a jack bib to catch the load. Eta: Possible shark tank idea. The Jack Bib. |
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Posted: 8/24/2022 11:11:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This thread has got legs. And naked feet |
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