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Link Posted: 5/6/2023 5:51:31 PM EDT
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Even with MST3K... And drinking party, I couldn't make it through Manos
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If MST3K episodes count, then Manos: The Hands of Fate was so bad even the MST3K episode was hard to get through.


Even with MST3K... And drinking party, I couldn't make it through Manos
It took me 3 attempts. And I am a fan. And have a copy of that episode.

I would end up changing the oil in the car, swiffering the furniture, mopping the floor, cleaning toilets . I would just walk away and start doing stuff that I put off on doing.

Torgo's Pizza. Always warm.


Link Posted: 5/6/2023 5:51:38 PM EDT
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I feel there is dumb but made to be corny and just plain bad.

The dumbest has to be Battlefield Earth because they were intending it to be serious.

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I concur. Plenty of movies "so bad they're good", but Battlefield Earth was, is, and forever will be an abomination.
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 5:52:09 PM EDT
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I've been watching some old horror movies on Tubi and Plex, came across Nightbreed which I saw in theater back in the day.

Yikes. That one has to be close to the top.
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Non kitschy?

The Time Machine with Guy Pierce.  Fucking terrible.
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I saw that in the theater.  Ugh.

It had some good moments, but yeah, it was nowhere near as good as it could have been.  Whoever wrote it had no concept of how much would change in that amount of time.

Oh, it’s the future.  We’ll just have modern stuff with cracks in it and vines growing on it.

It’s eight hundred freaking thousand years in the future.  The number of recognizable things from our time over the entire planet could be counted on one hand.
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Real Life.

It's the one where a geriatric dementia patient gets elected President and starts a nuclear war with Russia.
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 5:52:40 PM EDT
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Damn! Heres another competing for worst movie I have ever seen!

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I watched it because of the hype. Terrible movie. Same goes for The Dark Crystal.
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 5:53:00 PM EDT
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Younger me will say Garbage Pail Kids.



Older me will say Transformers Revenge of the Fallen
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 5:53:33 PM EDT
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Tropic Thunder
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I disagree, but I hope we can agree that we got a couple of solid memes out of it.
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 5:54:00 PM EDT
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Tropic Thunder


It’s one of very few movies I just couldn’t finish as it was just too stupid.
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The Blair Witch Project.

We drove a 120 miles round trip to see it. I was so pissed I forced myself to sit through the whole thing, it has effected how I go to the theater ever since.
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It took me 3 attempts. And I am a fan. And have a copy of that episode.

I would end up changing the oil in the car, swiffering the furniture, mopping the floor, cleaning toilets . I would just walk away and start doing stuff that I put off on doing.

Torgo's Pizza. Always warm.


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If MST3K episodes count, then Manos: The Hands of Fate was so bad even the MST3K episode was hard to get through.


Even with MST3K... And drinking party, I couldn't make it through Manos
It took me 3 attempts. And I am a fan. And have a copy of that episode.

I would end up changing the oil in the car, swiffering the furniture, mopping the floor, cleaning toilets . I would just walk away and start doing stuff that I put off on doing.

Torgo's Pizza. Always warm.




I watched the rifftrax guys riff it in the theater...
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 5:56:42 PM EDT
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CLUE back in 1985. The only movie I've walked out of in my life.
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Spaceballs
Anything with will Ferrell, jack black, or Jim carey
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Bruno … only movie I ever got up and walked out of.  We were not the only ones to leave as there several before us and many more after as we waited for friends in the lobby.
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I've been watching some old horror movies on Tubi and Plex, came across Nightbreed which I saw in theater back in the day.

Yikes. That one has to be close to the top.
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Nightbreed was awesome as a kid but agreed now
It’s unwatchable.
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 5:58:18 PM EDT
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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) Trailer #1 | Movieclips Classic Trailers
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Leaving Las Vegas.
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Roadhouse
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This one

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ETA:  I see I'm not alone, and beaten to the Hand punch.
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 6:02:59 PM EDT
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This was without any doubt one of the worst movies of the last 50 years.

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Anytime this comes up, my default automatic answer is always Battlefield Earth.

Holy fucking shit….everything about it is straight trash.

Whoever said Tropic Thunder….choke yourself. It’s the best non-military military movie ever.



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Timeline.  Like some crappy, unintentionally funny offshoot of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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Cocaine Bear was up there.
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Link Posted: 5/6/2023 6:10:10 PM EDT
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I think this may be the updated Manos.
The Room - Full Length Trailer


I was a kid and walked out of "Billy Jack," back in the '70s.
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 6:11:52 PM EDT
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Idiocracy
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In recent memory Top Gun II
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Tropic Thunder
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Dumb?  No.

It was a brilliant satire.  Maybe a bit too smart for some people.
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 6:15:12 PM EDT
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Oh Jesus, yes!

I forgot about "Howard the Duck" when I posted "Ishtar."

Link Posted: 5/6/2023 6:15:56 PM EDT
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Honestly the second in the Jurassic World Series.



I was just like “this story actually doesn’t make sense, they actually aren’t going to explain why those guys are bad”

It insulted me.


It just had to be good humans, bad humans, run from dinoasaurs.

They didn’t even fucking bother to make the story make sense. I turned it off.
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 6:16:10 PM EDT
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Idiocracy
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Finally, somebody posts the correct answer.  It was so intentionally stupid it was brilliant.
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Hereditary.

So dumb.
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It was a phenomenal scary movie.
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 6:17:50 PM EDT
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Freddy Got Fingered.  Or whatever that pos was called.
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I watched that on a plane on my laptop. I was sitting in an aisle seat and when I looked back, the horror on the face of the old ladies behind me was awesome.
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 6:18:56 PM EDT
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I watched that on a plane on my laptop. I was sitting in an aisle seat and when I looked back, the horror on the face of the old ladies behind me was awesome.
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Freddy Got Fingered.  Or whatever that pos was called.


I watched that on a plane on my laptop. I was sitting in an aisle seat and when I looked back, the horror on the face of the old ladies behind me was awesome.



Link Posted: 5/6/2023 6:19:36 PM EDT
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Tropic Thunder.   I only lasted about 20 minutes, walked out.
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Wind Talkers. Terrible.
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Avatar 2 was awful.
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Robot in the family
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This was without any doubt one of the worst movies of the last 50 years.

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This is the worst movie I have ever experienced apart from Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, which I wanted to walk out on, but didn't for hope.
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This is the worst movie I have ever experienced apart from Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, which I wanted to walk out on, but didn't for hope.
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This was without any doubt one of the worst movies of the last 50 years.

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This is the worst movie I have ever experienced apart from Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, which I wanted to walk out on, but didn't for hope.
Ha. I am watching Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981).

Top. Men. Scene just happened.
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 6:30:18 PM EDT
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I think this may be the updated Manos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OApQGRkJzkE

I was a kid and walked out of "Billy Jack," back in the '70s.
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Why are you hating on the Room Mark??? Lisa was a little pudgy, but she had nice tits!!!
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 6:30:39 PM EDT
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Billy Jack
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Midsommar. What an epic turd that is.
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I watched Heat last night.

Very stupid movie.
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