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Posted: 6/21/2023 8:12:46 PM EDT
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Who do you got?
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:13:57 PM EDT
[#1]
Everyone's got a game plan till you get punched in the mouth
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:14:34 PM EDT
[#2]
I don't know who wins, but I'd bet humanity comes out the loser.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:14:37 PM EDT
[#3]
A cage fight with an alien robot is not on my bucket list. Elon better watch himself.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:15:04 PM EDT
[#4]
Musk would crush girl boy.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:15:43 PM EDT
[#5]
Elon is the smarter guy by leaps and bounds. Zuck may be a cuck but he’ll have liberal rage on his side.

$10 on Zuck
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:15:48 PM EDT
[#6]
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Yup.  This is how the Left will get Twitter back.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:16:41 PM EDT
[#7]
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:18:28 PM EDT
[#8]
What a bizarre timeline.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:19:09 PM EDT
[#9]
Thunderdome rules.  
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:20:12 PM EDT
[#10]
hate to say it zuck would kick elons ass.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:20:47 PM EDT
[#11]
zuck has some real BJJ under his belt, Elon better start training
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:20:55 PM EDT
[#12]
lol
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:24:09 PM EDT
[#13]
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How I would expect the fight to go. Musk comes out strong, then Zuckerberg opens his mouth about 2 feet wide and bites Musks head clean off. Then let’s out a truly demonic noise as he scurries up towards the ceiling of whatever building they are in.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:30:07 PM EDT
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Elon has half a foot and 40+ lbs on Zuck.

It won't take much bjj training to even those odds.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:33:30 PM EDT
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That is truly pathetic. It reminds me of the Russian hockey players letting Putin score.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:34:42 PM EDT
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Elon has half a foot and 40+ lbs on Zuck.

It won't take much bjj training to even those odds.
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So who would you take if it was Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris vs George Forman?
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:35:47 PM EDT
[#17]
It would be racist for Zuck to hit an African-American.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:37:20 PM EDT
[#18]
So this is the future huh? Multibillionaires settling their differences by punching each other?
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:38:35 PM EDT
[#19]
Zuck is actually in shape and trains.

Elon doesn’t.

Zuck has basically been retired and has had time to play around.

Elon is pretty active in daily business stuff.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:39:10 PM EDT
[#20]
Maybe Elon is practicing the first rule of fight club.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:39:22 PM EDT
[#21]
Zuckerberg has 13 years on him and is in amazing shape with decent BJJ skills. No contest.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:39:24 PM EDT
[#22]
The pay-per-view company...
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:40:23 PM EDT
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Are you not entertained?...
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:40:49 PM EDT
[#24]
In a sane world, we would tie their tails together and throw them over the clothes line.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:42:11 PM EDT
[#25]
Zucks a cuck. No amount of running with plates prepares you for a fight. They're usually over before they start in the real world.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:42:54 PM EDT
[#26]
Is this like a real thing that might happen?
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:43:13 PM EDT
[#27]
I'll bet $1 on Musk.

I know Zuckerberg has supposedly trained in some martial arts and is doing crazy workouts, but I just have a hard time believing it.  He looks like chewed bubble gum in the supposedly recent photos I've seen.  Maybe he is a robot which could mean he's a Terminator.  Although it could be he just has the "tech gift" (Asperger's) and Musk might still have a chance.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:44:13 PM EDT
[#28]
Zuck is attempting to make up for his lack of intelligence and masculinity by training BJJ.  It's NOT because he's any kind of potential Alpha or has those tendencies.

Poor bastard is jealous and scared of anyone who is better than him.  He HATES Elon (and some other big names) with a white hot passion.


ETA:  *At least Zuck is a nicer person than Sheryl Sandberg, though.  I'm sure she thinks she can kick both of their asses.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:44:57 PM EDT
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It’s been the norm for most of history. It’s time dueling made a comeback. Give us a few years of MMA and then maybe we can up the stakes.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:45:44 PM EDT
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Musk would crush girl boy.
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Zuck trains BJJ and has competed in some tournies.
I’m all for Musk beating his ass bloody but not happening if he doesn’t train.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:45:49 PM EDT
[#31]
Zuck complained about a leg hook in a match and they redid the match, then he won.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:46:58 PM EDT
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So who would you take if it was Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris vs George Forman?
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George Foreman would give the other two a grilling.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:48:55 PM EDT
[#33]
SEND ME… THE.. LOCATION…

Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:49:58 PM EDT
[#34]
Two Men Enter One Man Leaves
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:50:19 PM EDT
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I read that as BJS
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:51:18 PM EDT
[#36]
Zuck has been doing some fighting so Elon better get fit, which he isn't because the lizard will win.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:52:26 PM EDT
[#37]
Celebrity Death Match, reboot

Christopher Walken vs Gary Oldman
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:53:21 PM EDT
[#38]
Hopefully Zuckerberg beats him in the head until he stops being picky choosy about what is and isn't free speech.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:53:41 PM EDT
[#39]
“My money is on mark, he has synthetic reptilian skin covering his titanium alloy robot bones.”

Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:54:56 PM EDT
[#40]
I'd settle for sending them down to a south Floridian beach for eight straight hours and see who gets a worse sunburn.
Assuming they don't just burst into flames.
They both look like the burn, peel, burn, peel, burn again and never tan types.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:55:59 PM EDT
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??
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:56:33 PM EDT
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Zuckerberg has 13 years on him and is in amazing shape with decent BJJ skills. No contest.
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I remember my first wrestling match. It was 7th grade. That’s Zucks skill level based on the video floating around.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:56:51 PM EDT
[#43]
Zuck is like Data from Star Trek and Data could kick some ass when we went all screwy so I think Zuck would win.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:57:16 PM EDT
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Celebrity Death Match, reboot

Christopher Walken vs Gary Oldman
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What a great show!
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:58:46 PM EDT
[#45]
I think zuk would win.

I wish it was different but unless he's been up to something, the pictures of Elon with his shirt off show him to be pretty pale and squishy.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 8:58:47 PM EDT
[#46]
Zuckerberg would wipe the floor with Musk.  And i'm not a fan of Zuckerberg.  But if you've seen the training he does, and compare it to Musk's flabby pictures, there's no contest.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 9:02:46 PM EDT
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Elon has probably asked his AI system for an easy but unexpected way to whip ass. Then he'll work on it 19 hours a day for a week.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 9:02:53 PM EDT
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Personally, I think it's fucking awesome.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 9:05:01 PM EDT
[#49]
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 9:08:39 PM EDT
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hate to say it zuck would kick elons ass.
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6 months training Elon would be filled with nuclear powered nanobots and crush him at the bell.
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