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Link Posted: 6/21/2023 9:10:38 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/21/2023 9:10:46 PM EDT
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if they put this on PPV could you imagine how much they would make?
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 9:11:58 PM EDT
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I believe that Musk has been in some life or death fights from when he lived in Africa.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 9:12:37 PM EDT
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I'm pretty sure Zuck has been training for years but he only spars with white belts.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 9:13:27 PM EDT
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Are we getting Celebrity Death Match for reals?
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 9:16:54 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/21/2023 9:18:16 PM EDT
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Zuckerberg actually trains, Musk I doubt it.

Zuck mops the floor with Elon.

I like Musk more, but moneys on Z
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 9:23:58 PM EDT
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Have you seen the clip of his one real match?  He doesn’t have shit.  Looked like a monkey fucking a football.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 9:25:54 PM EDT
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Elon has half a foot and 40+ lbs on Zuck.

It won't take much bjj training to even those odds.
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Elon has half a foot and 40+ lbs on Zuck.

It won't take much bjj training to even those odds.

Lol
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 9:27:04 PM EDT
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Zuck trains BJJ and has competed in some tournies.
I’m all for Musk beating his ass bloody but not happening if he doesn’t train.
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Musk would crush girl boy.


Zuck trains BJJ and has competed in some tournies.
I’m all for Musk beating his ass bloody but not happening if he doesn’t train.



The only clip I’ve seen of him was embarrassing, and that was in a BJJ tourney.  He wouldn’t survive the first couple punches to the face by a tranny street fighter.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 9:32:13 PM EDT
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I like Musk more, but moneys on Z
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Link Posted: 6/21/2023 9:38:00 PM EDT
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Is this going to be Twitter Purchase 2.0 for Musk?  He throws out an off the wall challenge that is accepted.  Will he actually show, or try to get out of it?  My money goes to Musk backing out 'it was a joke!'
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 9:39:24 PM EDT
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In before Elon breaks his hand on first punch into metal skull and then his eyes get burned by Z's hydraulic fluid leak.

I like Elon much more, but I think he loses in fitness and training time and split second physical movement computations.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 9:41:09 PM EDT
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Zuckerberg would wipe the floor with Musk.  And i'm not a fan of Zuckerberg.  But if you've seen the training he does, and compare it to Musk's flabby pictures, there's no contest.
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Musk would destroy Zuckerberg with emotional damage
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 9:41:40 PM EDT
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Regardless of who wins, I win.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 9:42:22 PM EDT
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fpni. i voted musk but he'd better get in the gym.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 9:46:23 PM EDT
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I don’t know many South African white dudes but the one I do know killed 2 bad guys with a pistol who were trying to break into his house (in South Africa).

Money is on Zuck but if Elon can get his conditioning up I wouldn’t be surprised if he wins.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 9:48:35 PM EDT
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Eh.  I dunno.   Musk is not in great shape and Zuckerberg actually does BJJ training or whatever.

As far as I can tell, Musk works 18 hours a day, sleeps, and shit talks people on twitter.  And thats pretty much it.

I mean, I'd root for Musk... but I'd bet on Zucker-bot.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 9:51:43 PM EDT
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So who would you take if it was Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris vs George Forman?
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Elon has half a foot and 40+ lbs on Zuck.

It won't take much bjj training to even those odds.

So who would you take if it was Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris vs George Forman?


In their prime for each one, Forman.  He may not be as fast, bue would only need to get a few hits in and your out.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 9:51:48 PM EDT
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Not so sure about that
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 9:57:29 PM EDT
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Yup.  This is how the Left will get Twitter back.
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A cage fight with an alien robot is not on my bucket list. Elon better watch himself.



Yup.  This is how the Left will get Twitter back.



Elongated Muskrat eats lizards for lunch.


Link Posted: 6/21/2023 9:58:13 PM EDT
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Zuck
6'1" 5'7"
70kg = 154lbs.

Musk
6'2"
90kg =198lbs

Zuck has been training in BJJ but Musk has weight. Regardless, unless Musk knows/has taken MMA in secret, I don't really see how he's going to win unless he knocks out Zuck with a single punch. If Zuck can take hard hits, and I mean really hard hits, he'll probably win. I'm sure he'll muster unseen rage for that Israeli satellite fiasco during the fight. I would pay to see it.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 9:59:34 PM EDT
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So this is the future huh? Multibillionaires settling their differences by punching each other?
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This sounds a the best way to settle differences. Every office should have a pit where things get handled.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 10:00:01 PM EDT
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Zuck
6'1"
76kg = 167lbs.

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6'2"
90kg =198lbs

Zuck has been training in BJJ but Musk has weight. Regardless, unless Musk knows/has taken MMA in secret, I don't really see how he's going to win unless he knocks out Zuck with a single punch. If Zuck can take hard hits, and I mean really hard hits, he'll probably win. I'm sure he'll muster unseen rage for that Israeli satellite fiasco during the fight. I would pay to see it.
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Zuck is only 5'7
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 10:01:10 PM EDT
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Make dueling great again
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 10:02:58 PM EDT
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Plus 2

Wonder how much they will make off of pay per view alone!
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 10:03:06 PM EDT
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Zuck is only 5'7
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Zuck
6'1"
76kg = 167lbs.

Musk
6'2"
90kg =198lbs

Zuck has been training in BJJ but Musk has weight. Regardless, unless Musk knows/has taken MMA in secret, I don't really see how he's going to win unless he knocks out Zuck with a single punch. If Zuck can take hard hits, and I mean really hard hits, he'll probably win. I'm sure he'll muster unseen rage for that Israeli satellite fiasco during the fight. I would pay to see it.
Zuck is only 5'7

Is he? Some site, apparently a shitty one, said he was 6'1". Again, can Zuck take hard punches to the face and body?
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 10:05:08 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/21/2023 10:05:48 PM EDT
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So who would you take if it was Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris vs George Forman?
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Link Posted: 6/21/2023 10:06:52 PM EDT
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It's fucking awesome and I can't wait to watch it.

I like Elon a lot more than Zuck, but I think Zukerberg has the advantage.  I dunno what's going to happen.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 10:07:26 PM EDT
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Is he? Some site, apparently a shitty one, said he was 6'1". Again, can Zuck take hard punches to the face and body?
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What makes you think Elon can dish any of those out?
As far as anyone know he's untrained, old and overweight.

I don't like Z, but he'll win.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 10:07:47 PM EDT
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Zuck is only 5'7
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Zuck
6'1"
76kg = 167lbs.

Musk
6'2"
90kg =198lbs

Zuck has been training in BJJ but Musk has weight. Regardless, unless Musk knows/has taken MMA in secret, I don't really see how he's going to win unless he knocks out Zuck with a single punch. If Zuck can take hard hits, and I mean really hard hits, he'll probably win. I'm sure he'll muster unseen rage for that Israeli satellite fiasco during the fight. I would pay to see it.
Zuck is only 5'7


And his BJJ is less than impressive.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 10:08:22 PM EDT
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This. All the people voting musk, most likely because they like him more for other reasons, are in for a rude awakening. I can't stand zuckerturd but he's been training bjj for more than a week. He would crush Elon.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 10:10:27 PM EDT
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Plot Twist: They Are Both Alien Robots.     OG Goofinator, Vs. The Goofinator 1000 v.2.0


Elon better get his MMA update downloaded most rikkitik.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 10:11:12 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/21/2023 10:12:13 PM EDT
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joe rogan upon seeing this news.

Link Posted: 6/21/2023 10:14:15 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/21/2023 10:15:35 PM EDT
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Pay per view!
They will make millions!

LoL
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 10:15:46 PM EDT
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What makes you think Elon can dish any of those out?
As far as anyone know he's untrained, old and overweight.

I don't like Z, but he'll win.
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Is he? Some site, apparently a shitty one, said he was 6'1". Again, can Zuck take hard punches to the face and body?



What makes you think Elon can dish any of those out?
As far as anyone know he's untrained, old and overweight.

I don't like Z, but he'll win.

Because I don't underestimate either of them. Both are docile CEOs but I'm sure they can muster rage when they need to. Old guys can hit hard. Don't let age or training fool you. Like I said, if Zuck can take hard punches and his BJJ is solid, he'll win that match. If he can't, Elon will knock him out effortlessly without any MMA under his belt.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 10:15:50 PM EDT
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I read that as BJS
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I read that as BJS


With Zuck, that was a fair assumption
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 10:21:52 PM EDT
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Musk has already achieved the impossible a few times. Zuck is an arrogant wanna be superman. I would bet his sparring partners know to put up a fight but don't win unless you can't avoid it. Besides growing up a white boy in Africa you damn well know he has been in more than a few fights. If there is a fight Elon will be training 18 hours a day, tweeting 4 with 2 hours of sleep. He has the focus of a full blown autist. Despite what your wives tell you size does matter, 50lbs and 6" means a lot.
My money is on Elon.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 10:22:24 PM EDT
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That is truly pathetic. It reminds me of the Russian hockey players letting Putin score.
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That is truly pathetic. It reminds me of the Russian hockey players letting Putin score.
Yep.  It was a joke.  
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 10:23:59 PM EDT
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What are the odds in Vegas?
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 10:24:12 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/21/2023 10:27:58 PM EDT
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Isn't Elon the one that is pushing for cyborg implants?  Maybe he's figured it out and can just upload fighting skills like Neo.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 10:31:19 PM EDT
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That sounds better than starting a war that involves thousands or millions of people.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 10:32:46 PM EDT
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Mark's probably donning his VR headset hoping to get into a fist fight in the metaverse.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 10:34:50 PM EDT
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Musk is a 52 year old Africaaner-American, who's past any prime, smokes dope and is going at this way too casually. (Wild guess: Uncircumcised.)
Zuckerberg is a 39 year old Kabbalah-American who seems to need to prove something. (Chipped like a tuner car.)
Motivation: Equal, only injuries and pride at stake. Maybe some cash to charity, too.
Fitness: Zuck
Striking power: Zuck-ish, maybe toss-up
Fighter's attitude/ pain tolerance: Musk
Grappling skills: Probably Zuck, need to see Musk's
Intangible talent: Musk
Later rounds will matter a lot, MMA can get sloppy...

Zuck by a split decision. (Not that I want him to win/ got FB account disabled. Ratbag!)
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 10:37:52 PM EDT
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Elon has half a foot and 40+ lbs on Zuck.

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Most are assuming Elon hasn't ever trained or fought.  It's entirely possible he has, he just hasn't posted it on facebook/instagram/meta/snapchat.
Link Posted: 6/21/2023 10:41:56 PM EDT
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