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Eddie, I want half.
Half of what? Everything!!!!!!!! Eddie Murphy - Zebra bitch Eddie Murphy - RAW - Marriage |
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Quoted: MEW used to be pretty hot in Scott Pilgrim https://i.pinimg.com/originals/2c/08/1c/2c081c63894eadf60e10f6fe60c84d0d.jpg View Quote |
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Quoted: Hold my beer..$60 Billion https://www.gannett-cdn.com/presto/2019/10/03/USAT/cce42ad3-6449-44d6-9c32-9873293eadc0-06_13_MacKenzie_Bezos.JPG View Quote This one did help build an empire. |
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Quoted: Good luck finding a prenup that will stand in court that protects assets accrued during the marriage. The only way those work is if both parties agree to abide by them during the divorce. If one side fights they almost always get thrown out. Assets from before the marriage are a different story. Prenups will protect those. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Prenup, bro. Always get a prenup. Good luck finding a prenup that will stand in court that protects assets accrued during the marriage. The only way those work is if both parties agree to abide by them during the divorce. If one side fights they almost always get thrown out. Assets from before the marriage are a different story. Prenups will protect those. Infidelity negates some of them as well. |
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Quoted: The village elder with the guitar and the AK will always be my favorite part! View Quote Please! (holds up guitar) Please! (holds up AK) At first I was like And then I was like The Long Way Down was good too but not nearly as enjoyable! Not sure how I'm going to like the next one "Long Way Up" now that they're going to use ev cycles... I'll def watch, but... |
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Quoted: Hold my beer..$60 Billion https://www.gannett-cdn.com/presto/2019/10/03/USAT/cce42ad3-6449-44d6-9c32-9873293eadc0-06_13_MacKenzie_Bezos.JPG View Quote Is that the lizard from “the rescuers down under?” |
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She looks like Willem Dafoe.
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Gold Digging Whore - Steel Panther -Balls Out 2011 |
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Quoted: If I was successful, no way I'd get married. Actually, I don't think I'd bother getting married regardless, simply not worth it. View Quote |
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Good. I used to like EM, but then he started with a bunch of Trump-hating liberal bs.
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Maybe he’ll be more motivated to actually get to work on the Kenobi series now.
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Quoted: MEW used to be pretty hot in Scott Pilgrim https://i.pinimg.com/originals/2c/08/1c/2c081c63894eadf60e10f6fe60c84d0d.jpg View Quote Still a good-looking gal. I thought she was married, though. Either she cheated, it's an "open marriage" (almost as oxymoronic as a "gay marriage"), or got divorced right after Season 3 of Fargo. |
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Quoted: Still a good-looking gal. I thought she was married, though. Either she cheated, it's an "open marriage" (almost as oxymoronic as a "gay marriage"), or got divorced right after Season 3 of Fargo. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: MEW used to be pretty hot in Scott Pilgrim https://i.pinimg.com/originals/2c/08/1c/2c081c63894eadf60e10f6fe60c84d0d.jpg Still a good-looking gal. I thought she was married, though. Either she cheated, it's an "open marriage" (almost as oxymoronic as a "gay marriage"), or got divorced right after Season 3 of Fargo. Married 2010-2017, then divorced. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0935541/bio?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm |
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Ms Mavrakis, 53, will also reportedly get child support of around £12,000 a month and £30,000 of spousal payments, as well as some of the royalties McGregor made from the films Angels And Demons, The Men Who Stare At Goats and Moulin Rouge. The pair will share joint legal and physical custody of their youngest daughter, nine- year-old Anouk. |
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Eve Mavrakis is not nor has ever been "hot".
She's a fucking dried up ugly assed skank who could not keep her man happy. I could never figure out why he was with her, he could have pulled down some serious snatch. Oh well. |
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Quoted: Who was he in Star Wars ? View Quote Young Obi Wan Kenobi Phantom Menace - Obi Wan Qui Gon vs Darth Maul |
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You think for a fraction of that, he could have someone, um..., take care of the problem?
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Quoted: "The pair will share joint legal and physical custody of their youngest daughter, nine- year-old Anouk." View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes |
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I've always wondered how some guys like Johnny Carson can afford 7 ex wives.
Lots of high profile divorces recently. Dr. Dre and Chris Rock for example. Chris rock said if OJ had 30 mil and you have to give the bitch 15 million, you still have 15 million. But if you make 30 grand and you have to give the bitch 15 grand I could see why you'd kill her. |
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My ex won a broken down 1990 Mazda Miata in my divorce, just for spite. Both of my adult children have tried to buy it from her, but she won’t sell, as she suspects that my kids would just toss me the keys and title.
I’m sure glad that I spent 34 years in combined military and government service, and she gets more than half of my pension..... |
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Quoted: I'd gladly give up half my shit if a. I was a famous actor who could slay all kinds of pussy b. Still be rich as fuck afterwards c. The said potential ex-wife turned into harpy who wouldn't put out Marriage offers very little to a semi-successful man. If you can find a good women in your 20's it's worth the role of dice. Later in life it's a suckers bet. View Quote This is essentially the Cliff Notes on Marriage for any of you unmarried guys out there. |
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View Quote He chose.... poorly. |
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Quoted: You think for a fraction of that, he could have someone, um..., take care of the problem? View Quote Reminds me of a fun 90s Russian joke. Guy is trying to import some random American goods into Russia. Customs guy in Russia says “That will be $5,000.” American guy says “That sounds expensive when I can have you killed for $500.” Also, MEW is hot; but not that hot. |
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Only get married/divorced and have kids when you are young and poor. Or never do any of it or at least be free and clear by 40 (my son turned 21 and graduated college when I was 40). It's all gravy from here (got a vasectomy in 2012 :)
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