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Posted: 12/20/2020 7:05:31 AM EST
[#1]
In for the watch party thread!...
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Posted: 12/20/2020 7:05:36 AM EST
[#2]
I’m 50/50 in
Ex is hot , 50% in , I don’t know the backstory , 50% dgaf . Hurry up w the backstory op , so I know if I need to break out the lotion |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 7:08:20 AM EST
[#3]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm 50/50 in Ex is hot , 50% in , I don't know the backstory , 50% dgaf . Hurry up w the backstory op , so I know if I need to break out the lotion |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 7:14:09 AM EST
[#4]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Why does your ex think you owe her for damages and how much does she want? What did you do to her? Ahem, what is OP accused of doing to her... |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 7:15:39 AM EST
[#5]
LOL. I always wondered how they convinced poors to appear on that show.
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Posted: 12/20/2020 7:17:35 AM EST
[#6]
 For the backstory and watch party. 
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Posted: 12/20/2020 7:18:38 AM EST
[#7]
OP how could you NOT do it. Show up drunk in a 3 wolf moon tshirt, wad of chew bulging your cheek and incoherently reply to every question.
Oh and two words: Neck. Beard. |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 7:18:48 AM EST
[#8]
What could possibly go wrong ?
Fo my man , FO. |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 7:20:47 AM EST
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Ahem, what is OP accused of doing to her... Wiped his dick on the curtains after ramming it up her pooper ? |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 7:21:39 AM EST
[#10]
Subscribe for the air date
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Posted: 12/20/2020 7:22:38 AM EST
[#11]
Do it.
Buddy of mine ordered $80 worth of cookies for his family’s Christmas Eve dinner get together, but the thot pocketed the money, never let him know when the cookies were done, didn’t reply to his calls/messages, and then finally replied a few days after Christmas, to say she’d had a bad cold, was unable to bake the order by the 24th, and would make him some at a later time. Nope. He couldn’t have cared less about the money (successful oral surgeon), but was annoyed that she’d lied; not just about being sick, but about the fact that not only could she not actually bake, but that the Facebook cookie photos of “her” work, had actually been lifted from a Google image search of something like “fancy cookies”. He figured shaming her on tv would give him a laugh, so he applied to Judge Judy and was then selected to go out to LA with his “lawyer” (best friend) to film the show. He said they had an absolute blast and were well taken care of by the producers. The episode aired several months later and he has zero regrets. |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 7:30:15 AM EST
[#12]
Do it... probably. Need back story....
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Posted: 12/20/2020 7:32:37 AM EST
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What could possibly go wrong? Go...and be sure to make a fool of yourself and your ex. Be sure to tie it in with you found your ex's pleasure journal. Then point out how you found this thread on Arfcom where you are pretty sure she was into porn years ago. You confronted here, tried to make amends, but the final straw was when you came home early one evening to find she had put beans in your chilli, and then you found he naked in the shower eating a chocolate chip cookie, filming herself, which is what caused you to do whatever it was that she is suing you for. Hoooleeeee shittttt! |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 7:34:16 AM EST
[#14]
Were you wrong? I'd go well prepared, level headed, and get a few Arfcom phrases into it.
If she's being a bitch I'd find some way to get in a jab. If it goes bad you can start chewing Judy out for not wearing a mask
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Posted: 12/20/2020 7:37:14 AM EST
[#15]
What happens if you lose and don't pay in these cases?
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Posted: 12/20/2020 7:52:25 AM EST
[#16]
Is your exthat pirate dude-chick?
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Posted: 12/20/2020 7:52:48 AM EST
[#17]
DO IT !!!!11!!!!1!!!
And make sure you throw in a FU AROCK during testimony |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 7:55:34 AM EST
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Is your exthat pirate dude-chick? Eesmith? Looks a lot like her |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 7:56:24 AM EST
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What happens if you lose and don't pay in these cases? It says multiple times the show pays the judgement. |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 7:58:57 AM EST
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You'll never guess. Is it because you scrape the toppings off your pizza with your teeth and moderate a food squishing forum?  |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 8:00:42 AM EST
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I've been waiting to use this....  https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/137019/131431283_2827389147490736_6441061101707-1739556.JPG Lol |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 8:01:40 AM EST
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Judge Judy is a 30 minute show, OP needs a mini-series just to start to tell the story. 3 pages and nothing? Anyway, I am for the X winning. Yeah, I think the payoff just won't be there. |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 8:03:34 AM EST
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Do it. Buddy of mine ordered $80 worth of cookies for his family’s Christmas Eve dinner get together, but the thot pocketed the money, never let him know when the cookies were done, didn’t reply to his calls/messages, and then finally replied a few days after Christmas, to say she’d had a bad cold, was unable to bake the order by the 24th, and would make him some at a later time. Nope. He couldn’t have cared less about the money (successful oral surgeon), but was annoyed that she’d lied; not just about being sick, but about the fact that not only could she not actually bake, but that the Facebook cookie photos of “her” work, had actually been lifted from a Google image search of something like “fancy cookies”. He figured shaming her on tv would give him a laugh, so he applied to Judge Judy and was then selected to go out to LA with his “lawyer” (best friend) to film the show. He said they had an absolute blast and were well taken care of by the producers. The episode aired several months later and he has zero regrets. Hey, I saw that episode!!! Judy reamed that chick out! |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 8:05:11 AM EST
[#24]
Yeah, not waiting all day to find out what petty grievance that chick has. Out.
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Posted: 12/20/2020 8:05:54 AM EST
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Do it with one caveat. If you receive ANY type of government assistance. Do NOT go. Judge Judy hates anyone on unemployment, welfare, disability etc and she will drag you up and down her courtroom humiliating you on TV and then award the other party everything she asks for Judge Jude is rabidly left wing. She shilled for Bloomberg when he ran for President. |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 8:10:43 AM EST
[#26]
Ask for first class plane tickets and to bring a friend with you as a witness.
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Posted: 12/20/2020 8:15:24 AM EST
[#27]
Participating to insult the rule of law is not a win/win. You will be humiliated and ridiculed no matter the outcome.
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Posted: 12/20/2020 8:17:22 AM EST
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You'll never guess. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Why does your ex think you owe her for damages and how much does she want? What did you do to her? You'll never guess. That’s why he asked... |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 8:17:49 AM EST
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Producer can tell your ex is batshit crazy and thus will make good T.V. |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 8:21:49 AM EST
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Countersue for unenthusiastic blowjobs  
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Posted: 12/20/2020 8:22:34 AM EST
[#31]
Don’t think I’d go through with it just cause I can’t stand her, but that is a pretty good deal.
I never realized that’s how the show worked with regards to the show paying the plaintiff’s fees. |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 8:22:56 AM EST
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Don’t those shows usually choose ghetto or white trashy type people? Hmmm. I'd think that it is more about ghetto and white trashy people choosing them. Most normal people don't want to air their dirty laundry on TV for everyone to see. |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 8:23:36 AM EST
[#33]
They pay the judgement against you? How much are you looking at?
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Posted: 12/20/2020 8:25:05 AM EST
[#34]
your ex looks like trouble. Like, bunny-boiling levels of trouble.
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Posted: 12/20/2020 8:25:28 AM EST
[#35]
No offense but your Ex sort of looks like a person on that show.
 My buddy got a letter like that once. He was suing his ex wife for her final mortgage half per the divorce decree. But she paid up so he dropped it. I really wanted to see him on the show because I always wondered her side of the story was. She was going to just up and move out one day. He found out because one of those mail forwarding packets came to their house one day. Gotta be more to the story than what my buddy tells me over beers. 
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Posted: 12/20/2020 8:25:44 AM EST
[#36]
did OP ever say WHY teh ex is suing him?
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Posted: 12/20/2020 8:26:14 AM EST
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm going to call them and tell them I am suing myself for a million dollars and would like to be on their show since they are paying the judgement. 
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Posted: 12/20/2020 8:27:53 AM EST
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You'll never guess. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Why does your ex think you owe her for damages and how much does she want? What did you do to her? You'll never guess. Does it have to do with anal sex? ETA: Beat several times like a rented mule. |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 8:31:33 AM EST
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: did OP ever say WHY teh ex is suing him? Someone asked...he initially said “you’ll never guess”...but later claimed he would post pics and share backstory. OP delivered on the first half... ETA: see post above this one and my response a few up from that. Since he posted pics, I’ll hang in to see if he plays Karl Malone |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 8:36:04 AM EST
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I would not do it based on principle. Judy has shown herself to be quite the drama queen and liberal hack job. I would not want anything I did to contribute to her wallet. Small claims court is up to $1k right? I’d pay that without hesitation to not be on her show. $10,000 locally. It's state-by-state. Judy is a NYC liberal elitist who gets confused at any technology discovered in the last 35-years. She routinely gets confused enough to get the decisions wrong. |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 8:36:18 AM EST
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: your ex looks like trouble. Like, bunny-boiling levels of trouble. I was waiting to see what the suit was about but that's where I am. I don't get how 99% of y'all can't see that crap right off the fucking bat. |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 8:37:57 AM EST
[#42]
If I truly wasn't the douche in the situation I would go on. Since this is GD odds are high that OP was the douche.
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Posted: 12/20/2020 8:38:28 AM EST
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I was waiting to see what the suit was about but that's where I am. I don't get how 99% of y'all can't see that crap right off the fucking bat. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: your ex looks like trouble. Like, bunny-boiling levels of trouble. I was waiting to see what the suit was about but that's where I am. I don't get how 99% of y'all can't see that crap right off the fucking bat. Not saying this is OP, but some guys here get twitterpated and lose all reason when a woman makes eye contact and says something other than "I swear to god I'll pepper spray you if you don't leave me the fuck alone" 
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Posted: 12/20/2020 8:39:31 AM EST
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You'll never guess. |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 8:40:03 AM EST
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You'll never guess. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Why does your ex think you owe her for damages and how much does she want? What did you do to her? You'll never guess. |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 8:40:03 AM EST
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Withholding your essence. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: You'll never guess. I'm betting the words "But I poop from there" were a factor. |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 8:40:15 AM EST
[#47]
Just no OP, you will get raped.
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Posted: 12/20/2020 8:41:32 AM EST
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Not saying this is OP, but some guys here get twitterpated and lose all reason when a woman makes eye contact and says something other than "I swear to god I'll pepper spray you if you don't leave me the fuck alone" https://media.giphy.com/media/52SvdzXWPjdOo/giphy.gif 
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Posted: 12/20/2020 8:42:51 AM EST
[#49]
OP's had about 9 hours to tell us why is ex is suing him and he hasn't. May fuck be upon him
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Posted: 12/20/2020 8:43:23 AM EST
[#50]
We were approached by the show several years ago in regards to a lawsuit we filed against a deadbeat tenant. They wanted us to be on the show, etc... we said no thanks, but sked if Judge Judy would send my retired-cop FIL an autographed photo. She sent one with a personal note and we gave it to him for his birthday. It made his year...
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