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Posted: 12/20/2020 8:44:53 AM EST
[#1]
You have to do it!
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Posted: 12/20/2020 8:45:03 AM EST
[#2]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Judge Jude is rabidly left wing. She shilled for Bloomberg when he ran for President. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Do it with one caveat. If you receive ANY type of government assistance. Do NOT go. Judge Judy hates anyone on unemployment, welfare, disability etc and she will drag you up and down her courtroom humiliating you on TV and then award the other party everything she asks for Judge Jude is rabidly left wing. She shilled for Bloomberg when he ran for President. She is a biased ultra liberal bitch. I remember one episode where a drunk loser broke into the wrong house and the homeowner help him at gunpoint until the police arrived. She then proceeded to bitch out the homeowner for owning a legal handgun stating that he "didn't need a firearm, that is what the police are for, and that he might hurt someone with it!!"  
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Posted: 12/20/2020 8:46:09 AM EST
[#3]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Is it because you scrape the toppings off your pizza with your teeth and moderate a food squishing forum?  That's wrong?
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Posted: 12/20/2020 8:47:34 AM EST
[#4]
Is your ex's name Leslie?
Asking for real, not trying to be funny. |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 8:48:02 AM EST
[#5]
Fucking do it! Don’t forget to @me when you know the air date.
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Posted: 12/20/2020 8:49:15 AM EST
[#6]
I heard judge Judy is an insufferable see you next Tuesday IRL from some people who met her.
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Posted: 12/20/2020 8:54:42 AM EST
[#7]
I’m in...
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Posted: 12/20/2020 9:03:50 AM EST
[#8]
Right now I’m hoping OP loses since he can’t fill in the back story
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Posted: 12/20/2020 9:06:28 AM EST
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Posted: 12/20/2020 9:07:44 AM EST
[#10]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Right now I’m hoping OP loses since he can’t fill in the back story 
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Posted: 12/20/2020 9:11:25 AM EST
[#11]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Couple of things: 1. She's very anti-gun and anti-pitbull. If your case involves either, you've already lost. She did campaign commercials for Mike Bloomberg during the Democratic primary. 2. As an arbitrator rather than an actual sitting judge in the cases she frequently rules based on emotion rather than law. I enjoy watching her show, but know what you're getting into if you go. I can hear in Judge Judy's voice "When the constitution was signed it didn't say anything about people owning assault weapons!!!" The only valid reply to that argument can be "When the constitution was signed it didn't say anything about women voting but yet here we are" |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 9:20:14 AM EST
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: OP updated with another pic Your ex is Jessica Tarlov? |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 9:21:03 AM EST
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You'll never guess. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Why does your ex think you owe her for damages and how much does she want? What did you do to her? You'll never guess. Which is exactly why he asked. 
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Posted: 12/20/2020 9:29:32 AM EST
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Can you wear whatever you want? You are on to something. OP needs to show up in a Cousin Vinny suit!  Or perhaps more contemporary Saul Goodman attire.  |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 9:31:33 AM EST
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Which is exactly why he asked. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Why does your ex think you owe her for damages and how much does she want? What did you do to her? You'll never guess. Which is exactly why he asked. Let me guess......Pain and suffering? |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 9:31:49 AM EST
[#16]
So you would earn $500, and the show would pay transportation, court costs, meals, and any judgement, and all you have to do is be humiliated on national TV. Judge Judy's ratings come from her humiliating people on her show and having the show demonstrate what a bunch of idiots come to her "court".
Why anyone would want such a deal is beyond me. |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 9:36:39 AM EST
[#17]
Come on with the back story already.......
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Posted: 12/20/2020 9:39:50 AM EST
[#18]
If I wanted legal advice on something like this, I'd DEFINITELY ask the internet.
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Posted: 12/20/2020 9:40:58 AM EST
[#19]
If you do this, and lose,you'll be arfcom famous.
You don't want to be arfcom famous. It's how you wind up in the FAQ as a memory/reference. |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 9:41:42 AM EST
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Do it. Turn it into Jerry Springer. Get kicked out and carted off. Say some catchy AR15.com phrases and we'll pay for your bail. ive got 20 bucks burning a hole in my pocket... |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 9:46:57 AM EST
[#21]
I'm not reading five pages of this shit, but I'm going to go out on a limb and guess your ex is somewhat of a shitshow.
Where did she get her nursing degree? And did her studies interfere with her horseback riding? |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 9:49:35 AM EST
[#22]
Is the amount at issue less than $500 + travel to Hollywood, and you want to travel to Hollywood in the time of covid and lockdown?
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Posted: 12/20/2020 9:49:48 AM EST
[#23]
If u don’t have any skeletons in your closet it would be cool to do it. Judge Judy comes across as a complete bitch and seems to make up her mind prior to the trial. Kinda the opposite of what a judge should strive to do
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Posted: 12/20/2020 9:50:25 AM EST
[#24]
Safe thread. We should start a class action against OP.
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Posted: 12/20/2020 9:55:16 AM EST
[#25]
Oh hell no.
Maximum entertainment value is acheived on Judge G.D. Try your case here in arfcom court! |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 9:58:43 AM EST
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Perhaps individuals could pledge say...$1 for every use of an approved reference.... Thus if he used 12 references I'd pay $12 (EE welch rules apply). Depending on the number of pledges it could add up. But he'd need to be wise....if he goes overboard it may not air...and thus no payday Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Do it! Let us know when the episode airs. It will be epic. Make sure you make at least 87 arfcom references in your testimony. Perhaps individuals could pledge say...$1 for every use of an approved reference.... Thus if he used 12 references I'd pay $12 (EE welch rules apply). Depending on the number of pledges it could add up. But he'd need to be wise....if he goes overboard it may not air...and thus no payday I'm in |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 10:02:52 AM EST
[#27]
Wear a suit like Joe Pesci in “my cousin Vinny.” Constantly interrupt Judge Judy with phrases like “erroneous” and “if it please the court.” Insist that you are representing yourself and make a big deal out of the gold fringed flag and rant about “admirals court.”
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Posted: 12/20/2020 10:09:08 AM EST
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Which is exactly why he asked. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Why does your ex think you owe her for damages and how much does she want? What did you do to her? You'll never guess. Which is exactly why he asked. Did you wipe your Schlong off on the Curtains? |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 10:11:42 AM EST
[#29]
I thought she'd already retired, but after looking it seems she's still RBG'ing
Go OP, get paid, any judgements paid, free trip/expenses, nail the ex one last time. Take one for the team. Wear your MAGA shirt to court. |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 10:12:17 AM EST
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Do it, and geyser vomit in the middle of the case, and start speaking in a gutteral voice, saying "YOUR MOTHER BLEW SPOCK IN HELL!!!!" and then writhe on the ground. Damn it...I laughed way too hard at that... 
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Posted: 12/20/2020 10:14:51 AM EST
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: And sneak in a bit about Judge Judy having a nice body Judge Judy u r hawt! 
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Posted: 12/20/2020 10:25:32 AM EST
[#32]
This entire world is so far beyond hope.
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Posted: 12/20/2020 10:26:57 AM EST
[#33]
Do it. Wear an arfcom shirt
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Posted: 12/20/2020 10:27:53 AM EST
[#34]
Chances like this come about once in a lifetime. You must take the correct path, Grasshopper.
Come correct, clean shaven, reasonable hair and a suit. Stay quiet until your turn comes....then mag dump. Let it slip your ex used to be a man. He (I mean she) gave you an antibiotic resistant strain of gonorrhea. Stole over $10,000 in cash. Threatened you with a handgun. Has warrants from New York State for child abuse under an alias. Break a leg! |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 10:28:48 AM EST
[#35]
ask Judge Judy to go out a date. "Your Honor, now that I'm single and in town for the night, do you have any dinner plans?"
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Posted: 12/20/2020 10:33:21 AM EST
[#36]
Those shows troll public records. I got one when I sued someone a small amount of money.
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Posted: 12/20/2020 10:49:46 AM EST
[#37]
This has the potential of outdoing the Big Texan thread...you will live in ARF infamy
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Posted: 12/20/2020 10:54:48 AM EST
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: ask Judge Judy to go out a date. "Your Honor, now that I'm single and in town for the night, do you have any dinner plans?" Yep, like this idea! Also, counter-sue for pain and suffering in the amount of $87.00. |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 10:56:48 AM EST
[#39]
JHC why would you do this to yourself?
You wouldn't be on the show unless they were going to embarrass the shit out of you for all the unemployed daytime TV watchers to laugh at. |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 11:07:29 AM EST
[#40]
So wait, if you pay the 20-50 bucks that it takes to file in small claim court, both of you get $500 and the show pays the actual judgement part as well?
This seems like a money making scam for a pair of decent actors with good script writing skills. |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 11:15:27 AM EST
[#41]
Thanks for posting this OP.
My wife LOVES Judge Judy and she was always curious how the show worked behind the scenes. She got a real kick out of your post. |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 11:27:14 AM EST
[#42]
"Your honor, I have evidence she slept with Corn Pop no less than 87 times."
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Posted: 12/20/2020 11:32:44 AM EST
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I was waiting to see what the suit was about but that's where I am. I don't get how 99% of y'all can't see that crap right off the fucking bat. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: your ex looks like trouble. Like, bunny-boiling levels of trouble. I was waiting to see what the suit was about but that's where I am. I don't get how 99% of y'all can't see that crap right off the fucking bat. I don't see it.......I am not in the 1%.
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Posted: 12/20/2020 11:38:32 AM EST
[#44]
Did I miss the back story or is this another drama queen safe thread?
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Posted: 12/20/2020 11:49:13 AM EST
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Did I miss the back story or is this another drama queen safe thread? None yet.  |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 11:52:30 AM EST
[#46]
SIIHPAPP
That will get op to the GD HoF... |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 11:57:03 AM EST
[#47]
OP’s Ex came back and killed him. Now we’ll never know the backstory on this case. Arkancided.
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Posted: 12/20/2020 11:59:17 AM EST
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Do it. Seems like you win even if you lose the case. |
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Posted: 12/20/2020 11:59:26 AM EST
[#49]
Tell Judge J her anal was shitty!
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Posted: 12/20/2020 12:13:20 PM EST
[#50]
Pretty sure I hit your ex a couple times about 8 years ago.
She was teaching Zoomba classes. Had no tits to speak of and wanted me to blow it in her.. red alarm. |
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