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Posted: 5/27/2022 8:54:53 AM EST
No pics of butt cheek. You've been warned. Don't wear crocks while mowing.
 Apparently she's otherwise in good spirits. She even "memed" herself in the last photo. Click To View Spoiler |
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Posted: 5/27/2022 8:56:19 AM EST
[#1]
damn that sucks. How did this happen?
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Posted: 5/27/2022 8:57:01 AM EST
[#2]
What happened to her butt?
This happened to my grandpa. Was drinkin and mowing. He was pulling it back, tripped and fell and pulled the mower on his toe. His butt was in tack though. |
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Posted: 5/27/2022 8:57:03 AM EST
[#3]
I’m trying to figure out how to chop off a toe AND your buttcheek?
I need the logistics on this. |
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Posted: 5/27/2022 8:57:50 AM EST
[#4]
Same. I need details. The logistics of this make no sense.
Well, woman and crocs. Maybe it makes a little sense. |
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Posted: 5/27/2022 8:58:04 AM EST
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I’m trying to figure out how to chop off a toe AND your buttcheek? I need the logistics on this. yeah that takes some serious skill lol reminds me of the lawn mower scene in Madmen
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Posted: 5/27/2022 8:58:24 AM EST
[#6]
man......... that is awful. :(
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Posted: 5/27/2022 8:58:39 AM EST
[#7]
So I get the foot injury. Lawnmower and foot injury makes sense.
What happened to her butt cheek? That's the part I've having a hard time picturing. |
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Posted: 5/27/2022 8:59:27 AM EST
[#8]
The toe I can see, as much as that sucks.. but a butt cheek?! Know I need to know how??!
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Posted: 5/27/2022 8:59:29 AM EST
[#9]
Don't push your mower up hill, ever.
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Posted: 5/27/2022 8:59:44 AM EST
[#10]
"... and this little piggy went to the mower.... "
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:00:01 AM EST
[#11]
Oh, no! Let's pass a law to ban all mowers from the Constitution. They're killing our parents.
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:00:17 AM EST
[#12]
Quoted: damn that sucks. How did this happen? Quoted: What happened to her butt? This happened to my grandpa. Was drinkin and mowing. He was pulling it back, tripped and fell and pulled the mower on his toe. His butt was in tack though. Quoted: I'm trying to figure out how to chop off a toe AND your buttcheek? I need the logistics on this. Apparently it was a tumble down the hill and mower chasing her type of thing. Hit her a couple three time while still running. |
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:00:21 AM EST
[#13]
I suppose flip flops are off the table from here on out.
Dang, that sucks. I assume toe was chopped up? Or otherwise not salvageable? |
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:00:47 AM EST
[#14]
Rolled a riding mower?
Edit. Nevermind, saw the post about tumbling down a hill. She must have had the automatic shut off safety on the handle tied down. |
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:00:59 AM EST
[#15]
Yeeouch!
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:01:03 AM EST
[#16]
I keep pushing for pictures of butt but he won't share.
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:01:41 AM EST
[#17]
How? The foot I get, but the butt doesn't make sense.
ETA: NVM I guess it makes sense, did she have the dead man switch tied down or something? |
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:01:52 AM EST
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:02:01 AM EST
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Apparently it was a tumble down the hill and mower chasing her type of thing. Hit her a couple three time while still running. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: damn that sucks. How did this happen? Quoted: What happened to her butt? This happened to my grandpa. Was drinkin and mowing. He was pulling it back, tripped and fell and pulled the mower on his toe. His butt was in tack though. Quoted: I'm trying to figure out how to chop off a toe AND your buttcheek? I need the logistics on this. Apparently it was a tumble down the hill and mower chasing her type of thing. Hit her a couple three time while still running. Jesus. Lucky it wasn’t worse. |
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:02:05 AM EST
[#20]
Now would be an excellent time for here to read Voltaire's book Candide.
He talks about losing one's buttcheek. |
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:02:18 AM EST
[#21]
Ouch. I’ll admit I’ve mowed in flip flops before
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:02:29 AM EST
[#22]
tel
Quote HistoryQuoted: I keep pushing for pictures of butt but he won't share. l tell him Midcap says he wants pics also, this is why women don't belong doing the mowing. |
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:02:37 AM EST
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Jesus. Lucky it wasn't worse. Indeed! That's why she's in good spirits. Could be the drugs too though.
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:02:58 AM EST
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Ouch. I’ll admit I’ve mowed in flip flops before I've mowed barefooted before, I also make sure not to run over my own foot. |
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:03:00 AM EST
[#25]
I mow in sandals or crocs all the time, but its a riding mower.
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:03:19 AM EST
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Indeed! That's why she's in good spirits. Could be the drugs too though. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Jesus. Lucky it wasn't worse. Indeed! That's why she's in good spirits. Could be the drugs too though. she is gonna be really bummed when she tries to walk though. |
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:03:21 AM EST
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Apparently it was a tumble down the hill and mower chasing her type of thing. Hit her a couple three time while still running. But how do you get a bit cheek under the mower?! If a push mower rolled down hill to me there’s no way it’s jumping over me and landing on an ass cheek lol |
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:04:46 AM EST
[#28]
Tell her to demand 10% off pedicures now that she has 10% less toes.
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:06:09 AM EST
[#29]
Kid in my neighborhood lost a toe growing up, but he wasn't running the mower.
Must have been a riding mower with the kill switch disabled? |
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:06:31 AM EST
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Apparently it was a tumble down the hill and mower chasing her type of thing. Hit her a couple three time while still running. Was this a riding mower? Almost all push mowers have a dead man throttle lever that kills the motor if you let go. |
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:06:37 AM EST
[#31]
So I'm assuming it was an mower without a cut off switch and she ran herself over with it?
Or was someone else driving and it got away from them, and she was at the bottom of the hill trying to stop it? Gnarly either way. Sucks. Damn. Best wishes for a speedy recovery. |
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:06:38 AM EST
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Apparently it was a tumble down the hill and mower chasing her type of thing. Hit her a couple three time while still running. Still running or just freewheeling? Really old mower or somebody overrode the dead man switch? |
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:06:49 AM EST
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: But how do you get a bit cheek under the mower?! If a push mower rolled down hill to me there's no way it's jumping over me and landing on an ass cheek lol Freak accidents happen all the time! |
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:06:51 AM EST
[#34]
Of all the toes, it was the most important...
...her now-big toe is gonna need some strength training |
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:07:05 AM EST
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Apparently it was a tumble down the hill and mower chasing her type of thing. Hit her a couple three time while still running. "Some lunatic ran me over with a lawnmower" -"Who was driving it?" "I was  "
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:07:50 AM EST
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Was this a riding mower? Almost all push mowers have a dead man throttle lever that kills the motor if you let go. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Apparently it was a tumble down the hill and mower chasing her type of thing. Hit her a couple three time while still running. Was this a riding mower? Almost all push mowers have a dead man throttle lever that kills the motor if you let go. |
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:08:03 AM EST
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Still running or just freewheeling? Really old mower or somebody overrode the dead man switch? Knowing this guy, it was a jury rigged old mower. I can try to get more details of exactly why the mower continued to attack, but he basically lives in a junk yard and "makes" shit all the time. |
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:08:17 AM EST
[#38]
I came for the asscheek picture and leave disappointed.
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:09:00 AM EST
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Apparently it was a tumble down the hill and mower chasing her type of thing. Hit her a couple three time while still running. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: damn that sucks. How did this happen? Quoted: What happened to her butt? This happened to my grandpa. Was drinkin and mowing. He was pulling it back, tripped and fell and pulled the mower on his toe. His butt was in tack though. Quoted: I'm trying to figure out how to chop off a toe AND your buttcheek? I need the logistics on this. Apparently it was a tumble down the hill and mower chasing her type of thing. Hit her a couple three time while still running. Ban pre-safety-lever mowers!... |
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:09:47 AM EST
[#40]
My idiot wife used to mow with fucking flip flops on and no eye pro. I jumped her ass so many times now she just does no eye pro.
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:10:14 AM EST
[#41]
One reason I like my electric mower. If I let go of the handle, the blade stops pretty much immediately
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:11:29 AM EST
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:11:42 AM EST
[#43]
Rider or push mower?
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:11:58 AM EST
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: he basically lives in a junk yard and "makes" shit all the time. For what it's worth, your friend sounds like a cool dude. |
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:12:06 AM EST
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Might I suggest a new tattoo to commemorate the occasion? https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/72701/download__1__jpeg-2398598.JPG |
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:12:23 AM EST
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Knowing this guy, it was a jury rigged old mower. I can try to get more details of exactly why the mower continued to attack, but he basically lives in a junk yard and "makes" shit all the time. And this is why safety features exist. The toe I can kind of see being possible with safety features, but it should have shut off immediately when she started falling. A good mower with backskirt should prevent your foot from going under. |
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:12:36 AM EST
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: For what it's worth, your friend sounds like a cool dude. Oh he is! I'm jealous of his property. I actually had it on my "go look now" list to potentially buy. He made offer same day. |
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:12:57 AM EST
[#48]
And some of y’all were suggesting my 7 y/o mow the lawn
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:13:35 AM EST
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Knowing this guy, it was a jury rigged old mower. I can try to get more details of exactly why the mower continued to attack, but he basically lives in a junk yard and "makes" shit all the time. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Still running or just freewheeling? Really old mower or somebody overrode the dead man switch? Knowing this guy, it was a jury rigged old mower. I can try to get more details of exactly why the mower continued to attack, but he basically lives in a junk yard and "makes" shit all the time. Sounds about right. Disabling important safety features is a sign of utter stupidity. |
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Posted: 5/27/2022 9:13:48 AM EST
[#50]
 I Can Get You A Toe |
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