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Posted: 6/6/2018 12:25:21 AM EDT

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Moar memes!

Posted: 6/6/2018 1:06:19 AM EDT

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Thanks for the info. So in that video what would you say was going on?

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When you shoot a lot, there's a lot of carbon, smoldering gunk, and even burning embers that get left in the tube if it doesn't get swabbed. That's usually what sets those charges off early.

Each of the 60/81/120 systems have a sustained rate of fire from roughly 20-30 rounds per minute. Realistically it's hard to meet or exceed that rate of fire, because the gunner still has to keep his shit dialed in.

I'm not 100% ruling out the hot tube might have set it off, but it was most likely smoldering shit in the tube that I mentioned above.

Posted: 6/7/2018 12:44:51 PM EDT

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Heh.. BTDT, it's all fun and games until you run into a really good pkm gunner.. That really changes what you are willing to stick outside of cover from that point on.

Posted: 6/12/2018 7:41:59 AM EDT

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Posted: 6/14/2018 10:41:16 AM EDT

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https://www.duffelblog.com/2013/06/army-doesnt-get-what-it-wants-for-birthday-throws-tantrum/

...“I never get what I want,” roared a petulant Army after opening its final present. Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel tried to soothe the complaining service.

“Calm down, Army,” Secretary Hagel said, “You know I really wanted to get you those new future combat systems, but since I had to spend so much money on Air Force’s F-35 for its birthday last year, I didn’t have much left for you.”

“They’re not even using it anymore,” a sobbing Army replied, inconsolable and unconcerned with budgetary issues.

The Marine Corps scowled as Army folded its arms and pouted. “What are you whining about?” the Marines asked. “All I get every year is a message telling me how special I am and how cool my uniform looks. Besides that I haven’t gotten jack shit. Ever.”

Army Chief of Staff General Ray Odierno tried reasoning with Army, reminding the service that it got it some special new presents.

“More sexual assault training? Budget cuts? What the hell kind of presents are these?” Army fumed. “And what’s with the crates of tampons and maxi-pads for my infantry battalions? I don’t remember asking for those.”...

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Posted: 6/19/2018 9:08:08 PM EDT

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It may be the first reported VA claim, but on day 2 of the Space Service, some Corpsman had to give antibiotics to some Marine because he was pissing fire after trying to have sex with the Alien....

Posted: 6/19/2018 11:07:48 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/20/2018 8:03:39 AM EDT

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Posted: 6/20/2018 10:39:36 AM EDT

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We had a guy with a disassembled motorcycle and a ultralight (airplane) in his room on inspection day.

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We had a guy with a disassembled motorcycle and a ultralight (airplane) in his room on inspection day.

I inspected a guy that had a stolen Mk. 24 practice bomb in his barracks room. He had it under his coffee table as a decoration. "I'm telling you this as a friend: Get rid of that thing, and do it now."

He didn't.

Two weeks later, surprise Health & Comfort. Punishments ended with an OTH. Idiot.

Posted: 6/20/2018 10:41:10 AM EDT

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Posted: 6/20/2018 10:48:41 AM EDT

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Posted: 6/20/2018 11:25:13 AM EDT

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Posted: 6/20/2018 11:58:53 AM EDT

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Oh shit I that last one

Posted: 6/20/2018 12:55:09 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/20/2018 1:06:31 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/20/2018 8:57:10 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/20/2018 9:33:31 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/20/2018 10:12:59 PM EDT

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My humble submission.

Posted: 6/20/2018 10:15:55 PM EDT

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Except it's Pence

Posted: 6/20/2018 10:49:48 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/20/2018 10:51:15 PM EDT

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https://www.duffelblog.com/2018/06/lost-space-force-lieutenant-wanders-into-wormhole/

SPACE — While training with the inaugural class of the recently announced U.S. Space Force, sources say Lt. j.g. Tyler Shoelaces got lost during a navigation exercise and wandered into a wormhole.

According to Space Force officials, the introductory class “Space Navigation: 101” is a simple navigation course conducted just a few thousand miles above Earth’s surface. However, radio signals from Shoelaces’ ship indicate he drifted at least half a dozen light years outside the Solar System.

“I swear I was supposed to take a left turn at Neptune, but now I have no idea where I am,” transmitted Shoelaces just seconds before slipping helplessly into a rift in the spacetime continuum. “I don’t know. My lensatic compass is going bonkers.”

Instructors say they were worried about Shoelaces’ abilities after he accidentally locked himself in an escape pod prior to takeoff, but decided to let him try the course anyway.

“If anything I’m impressed,” said Cmdr. Dean Workins, an instructor at the course. “Honestly, we weren’t even positive that wormholes existed until now.”

At press time, another lieutenant had emerged from a dimensional rift stating that after a journey through nearly infinite expanses of time and space he had finally found the keys to his spaceship.

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Posted: 6/21/2018 12:03:42 AM EDT

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That's not funny, that's just the truth, and in this case, the truth really fucking hurts...

Posted: 6/23/2018 9:32:39 AM EDT

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Posted: 6/25/2018 12:26:25 AM EDT

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Posted: 6/25/2018 3:24:44 PM EDT

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I tried that...

All I heard was eeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Posted: 6/25/2018 5:02:57 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/25/2018 10:25:40 PM EDT

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I tried that...
All I heard was eeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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I tried that...
All I heard was eeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

congratulations, you have tinnitus