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Link Posted: 5/17/2019 8:31:11 AM EDT
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Ask the Army to secure a building and they will set up a perimeter around it and make sure nobody gets out.

Ask the Marines to secure a building and they will charge in, kill everybody inside, and then set up defenses to make sure nobody gets in.

Ask the Navy to secure a building and they will turn off all the lights and lock all the doors at 1700.

Ask the Air Force to secure a building and they will sign a 10 year lease with an option to buy.

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Army Says:  “HOOOOOAH!”
Marines Say “OOOOORAH!”
Navy and CG Say “HOOOOOYAH!”
Air Force Says “OKEY DOKEY?”

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An Airman, Soldier, and Marine are sitting around talking about hardships they faced on their last deployment.
Airman: “The worst was when the air conditioner in our tent broke and it was 110 outside!”
Soldier: “WTF, you had air conditioners?”
Marine: “Wait, stop. You had tents?”
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Link Posted: 5/25/2019 8:09:44 AM EDT
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During a joint service op a helicopter flies up. The Airman says "Here comes the helicopter!" The Soldier says "That chopper is coming in fast!" The Seaman says "Is that one of our helos?" The Marine points and says "Oooh!, Oooh!!"

When I was younger, my SCPO father told me to join the AF if I wanted a better education. Being rebellious, I tried to join the Army. That ended when the recruiter found out that my parents were married. The Marine recruiter rejected me when he found out they weren't related.

As a Navy brat I was 14 before I realized that "fuckingjarhead" was really two words.
Link Posted: 5/26/2019 9:58:50 AM EDT
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Ask the Army to secure a building and they will set up a perimeter around it and make sure nobody gets out.

Ask the Marines to secure a building and they will charge in, kill everybody inside, and then set up defenses to make sure nobody gets in.

Ask the Navy to secure a building and they will turn off all the lights and lock all the doors at 1700.

Ask the Air Force to secure a building and they will sign a 10 year lease with an option to buy.

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Army Says:  “HOOOOOAH!”
Marines Say “OOOOORAH!”
Navy and CG Say “HOOOOOYAH!”
Air Force Says “OKEY DOKEY?”

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An Airman, Soldier, and Marine are sitting around talking about hardships they faced on their last deployment.
Airman: “The worst was when the air conditioner in our tent broke and it was 110 outside!”
Soldier: “WTF, you had air conditioners?”
Marine: “Wait, stop. You had tents?”
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COMPLETE AND TOTAL BULLSHIT.

Gawd, I am so tired of this false portrayal of the Air Force culture. It's unprofessional, and perpetuates incredibly inaccurate stereotypes.

Because everyone knows the Air Force's favorite saying is "FORE!"

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Link Posted: 5/31/2019 7:43:04 PM EDT
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That's a really good drink. I taught, Ezil, the sweet little Filipina bartender in Dubai how to make them, and told her, "bring me these until I fall over."

Good times.
Link Posted: 6/1/2019 10:20:21 AM EDT
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COMPLETE AND TOTAL BULLSHIT.

Gawd, I am so tired of this false portrayal of the Air Force culture. It's unprofessional, and perpetuates incredibly inaccurate stereotypes.

Because everyone knows the Air Force's favorite saying is "FORE!"

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I'm actually surprised he doesn't have his sleeves rolled up a bit.
Link Posted: 6/1/2019 1:24:27 PM EDT
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Ok, now I'm done..
Link Posted: 6/2/2019 10:01:23 AM EDT
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Thing is I can cut my hair and still look like the guy on the left
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Hulk wearing the 509 crest....I'm cool with that.
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Link Posted: 6/4/2019 8:59:15 PM EDT
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I may know the names of three or four suspects....
Link Posted: 6/5/2019 9:31:26 PM EDT
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CSM Roach isn't very forgiving.
Link Posted: 6/6/2019 2:45:16 PM EDT
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There's even more to the story...

Well at least a story about the 278th ACR

More info about the Roach
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What goes around comes around...
Link Posted: 6/7/2019 8:38:19 PM EDT
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What ribbon is that?
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National Defense Service Medal, AKA "Fire Watch" ribbon.
Link Posted: 6/12/2019 8:57:35 AM EDT
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National Defense Service Medal, AKA "Fire Watch" ribbon.
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Thanks.
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