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We had a Pvt Soap.
Tiny guy, when we got the shakedown at the back of the orderly room on day one he didn't have any soap. Pvt Soap was his name throughout OSUT. |
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Served with a dude named Thaylor whose older brother joined the Navy.
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I served with an E5, Sgt Sargent.
Also went to Basic and AIT with a guy from Alabama with the last name Rambo, luckily for him he was a hard charger, because he got all kinds of shit from the drills. "whatcha ya doin' RaaambOH ?" is indelible in the hippocampus. |
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Went to boot camp with a kid who's last name is Marine. His laundry list number was 36. He was called number 36 until Graduation day. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Wow..... His laundry list number was 36. He was called number 36 until Graduation day. |
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https://i.pinimg.com/736x/2b/d2/a8/2bd2a87599cec6ed5d222bf407426f2b--army-memes-lie-to-me.jpg https://undertheradar.military.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/PS-funny-army-memes-graduation-uniform-422x768.jpg https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/military-memes-12_13_16-600-10.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600 View Quote A robot pack mule for every soldier!!! |
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https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/367483/23E45A86-A0F6-4914-8E36-9CE98046EE89-1062158.jpg https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/367483/5399A12F-5739-461A-AE50-74CC45D699C2-1062159.jpg View Quote Apparently I am a Marine now. There's a few parallels between that and geology |
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I wondered when that would show up here. https://i.imgur.com/4Gcqii2.jpg Apparently I am a Marine now. There's a few parallels between that and geology View Quote |
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Quoted: There was a guy in my regiment by the name of "Darling"... It was humorous to hear him being yelled at... Back when they still could yell at you. View Quote Attached File |
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Quoted: lol How much shit did the driver get about it? Especially after the video was released? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_osCPYPywnU View Quote |
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The A2 for a while here was Maj Beloved Darling.
I also knew a Lt Blank, c/s “Fillin” |
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Many years ago, The Space and Missile Systems Center had a Lt. Marvel. They threw a big party for him when he got promoted to Captain.
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Had a guy in my platoon last name Dork. Also had another guy in a different platoon last name Funk.
They went through basic together as well. I bet the Drills Loved them lol. When Infirst met Dork I thought they were fucking with him and wrote it on his helmet band then I saw his name tape. Still thought they were fucking with him and made him buy a name tape with it. Turns out it was his real name. Dude was one of our M60 gunners. Big mofo. He hated the Army. He pissed a huge dark yellow FTA in the snow and the Smaj walked up on him. Fucker told him it meant Follow The Airborne lol. Smaj of course was no tard and Dork got smoked by the Smaj untill his hands were about frozen off lol. |
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Had a friend that worked EOD, last name Lord.... I believe he said he had a coworker with the name Jesus.... So if you got in trouble with Jesus, you then had to go see Lord....
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Many years ago, The Space and Missile Systems Center had a Lt. Marvel. They threw a big party for him when he got promoted to Captain. View Quote |
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Had a guy in my basic training platoon by the name of Manlove. Pretty sure he continues to get shit to this day.
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Had an SFC in my company by the name of Douglas MacArthur Williams.
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Had an SFC in my company by the name of Douglas MacArthur Williams. View Quote |
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He wasn’t the CO was he? https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/405668/15CDA287-581C-411C-BFE8-4B3766291257_jpeg-1062998.JPG View Quote Wasn't CO back then... |
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He needs to start rocking large plates. View Quote You don’t want to be a soup sandwich with your gear all loose and flopping around. Or maybe he’s wearing small plates ‘cause they weigh less. Dunno. It’s a meme. Stop being so serious. |
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He looks pretty skinny. Prolly wears a small plate carrier with small plates. You don’t want to be a soup sandwich with your gear all loose and flopping around. Or maybe he’s wearing small plates ‘cause they weigh less. Dunno. It’s a meme. Stop being so serious. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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He needs to start rocking large plates. You don’t want to be a soup sandwich with your gear all loose and flopping around. Or maybe he’s wearing small plates ‘cause they weigh less. Dunno. It’s a meme. Stop being so serious. |
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