GEISSELE - God Bless Texas Trigger sale and Gun Raffle- UPDATE 4 ITS HAPPENING!!!! - Page 62

Site Notices

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - GEISSELE - God Bless Texas Trigger sale and Gun Raffle- UPDATE 4 ITS HAPPENING!!!! (Page 62 of 210)

Posted: 10/16/2017 12:36:45 PM EDT

[#1]

Quote History

Quoted:

We have not scheduled the raffle yet. It won't be long now, but its certainly not today.

View Quote

Posted: 10/16/2017 12:39:59 PM EDT

[#2]

Quote History

Quoted:
We have not scheduled the raffle yet. It won't be long now, but its certainly not today.

View Quote View All Quotes

View All Quotes

Quote History

Quoted:

Quoted:
Did I miss the post where it said the rifles are being raffled today or is that being assumed

We have not scheduled the raffle yet. It won't be long now, but its certainly not today.

I don't want to speak for everybody, but I'ma thinking you might have to pacify us with pics of rifles with attachments and boats!

Posted: 10/16/2017 12:40:01 PM EDT

[#3]

Phewwww. My body was not ready for the drawing to happen today.

Posted: 10/16/2017 12:40:27 PM EDT

[#4]

Quote History

Quoted:
Well, I wanted to be in the running, so I googled "panda under a flag gif" and this is what I got....

https://media.giphy.com/media/WcHOenKj7SqSA/giphy.gif

View Quote

Replace the chicken with a PEEP and you might have something.

Posted: 10/16/2017 12:46:31 PM EDT

[#5]

Quote History

Quoted:

We have not scheduled the raffle yet. It won't be long now, but its certainly not today.

View Quote

Posted: 10/16/2017 1:15:57 PM EDT

[#6]

These gifs will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Somebody's gonna get a time out

Posted: 10/16/2017 1:23:18 PM EDT

[#7]

Think AssultDog is right. A "can", and some Skittles.

Posted: 10/16/2017 1:29:41 PM EDT

[#8]

Quote History

Quoted:
These gifs will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Somebody's gonna get a time out

View Quote

A time out? Here you go....

Posted: 10/16/2017 1:51:06 PM EDT

[#9]

Posted: 10/16/2017 1:52:07 PM EDT

[#10]

Quote History

Quoted:
https://media.giphy.com/media/3ov9jZly69hS3aDwTC/giphy.gif

View Quote

We may have a challenger to the panda memes.

Posted: 10/16/2017 2:02:37 PM EDT

[#11]

Quote History

Quoted:

https://discourse-cdn.freetls.fastly.net/boingboing/uploads/default/original/3X/c/4/c497deaab5ec0550fdcbd89f94073b1f662d17a8.gif

We may have a challenger to the panda memes.

View Quote

Hey now, don't you guys fuck this up for me. I never win a damn thing.

Posted: 10/16/2017 2:04:59 PM EDT

[#12]

Quote History

Quoted:
Hey now, don't you guys fuck this up for me. I never win a damn thing.

View Quote View All Quotes

View All Quotes

Quote History

Quoted:

Quoted:

https://discourse-cdn.freetls.fastly.net/boingboing/uploads/default/original/3X/c/4/c497deaab5ec0550fdcbd89f94073b1f662d17a8.gif

We may have a challenger to the panda memes.

Hey now, don't you guys fuck this up for me. I never win a damn thing.

The panda memes are still my favorite, personally. This is definitely #2 though.

I feel like you own them now. You should drop them in GD often.

Posted: 10/16/2017 2:07:52 PM EDT

[#13]

Chef Brian is instrumental in the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" effort. Here he showcases the company's signature dish. We like ours well-done.

HOT RIFLE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXBpTd2-iG8

The "Purple Meteor Canteen" is located INSIDE the Geissele Shop. It is the cornerstone of the business, because happy and well-fed people make the BEST firearms accessories. Each Geissele teammate gets breakfast, lunch, and even dinner if you work late. Then there's all the snacks, fruits, candies, birthday cake and ice-cream anybody could ever want. There's even a soda machine and its got soda made with real sugar!! And to top it all off, Bill Geissele provides all of this to us for free!

-DM

Posted: 10/16/2017 2:10:16 PM EDT

[#14]

That's a sexy rifle

Posted: 10/16/2017 2:11:23 PM EDT

[#15]

Quote History

Quoted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXBpTd2-iG8

View Quote

Awesome!

Posted: 10/16/2017 2:12:32 PM EDT

[#16]

Quote History

Quoted:
We may have a challenger to the panda memes.

View Quote

That's the first gif I ever made, hence the roughness. But it kind of fits with the quality of the vid.

Posted: 10/16/2017 2:14:07 PM EDT

[#17]

Quote History

Quoted:
Chef Brian is instrumental in the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" effort. Here he showcases the company's signature dish. We like ours well-done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXBpTd2-iG8

The "Purple Meteor Canteen" is located INSIDE the Geissele Shop. It is the cornerstone of the business, because happy and well-fed people make the BEST firearms accessories. Each Geissele teammate gets breakfast, lunch, and even dinner if you work late. Then there's all the snacks, fruits, candies, birthday cake and ice-cream anybody could ever want. There's even a soda machine and its got soda made with real sugar!! And to top it all off, Bill Geissele provides all of this to us for free!

-DM

View Quote

Now you are just bragging!

Oh, and Chef Brian, I take mine medium rare.

Posted: 10/16/2017 2:14:54 PM EDT

[#18]

Food included with an awesome job?

Where do I apply??

Posted: 10/16/2017 2:15:28 PM EDT

[#19]

Based on the silhouette of the flag, I would say you have a frozen middle eastern gentleman attached to a kidney dialysis machine.

Posted: 10/16/2017 2:17:32 PM EDT

[#20]

Quote History

Quoted:

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c5/c9/62/c5c96238609e9fdb8678c434459a63d6.gif

View Quote

This is pretty horrifying. Not checking this thread remotely close to bedtime.

Posted: 10/16/2017 2:21:52 PM EDT

[#21]

Quote History

Quoted:
Chef Brian is instrumental in the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" effort. Here he showcases the company's signature dish. We like ours well-done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXBpTd2-iG8

The "Purple Meteor Canteen" is located INSIDE the Geissele Shop. It is the cornerstone of the business, because happy and well-fed people make the BEST firearms accessories. Each Geissele teammate gets breakfast, lunch, and even dinner if you work late. Then there's all the snacks, fruits, candies, birthday cake and ice-cream anybody could ever want. There's even a soda machine and its got soda made with real sugar!! And to top it all off, Bill Geissele provides all of this to us for free!

-DM

View Quote

Posted: 10/16/2017 2:23:02 PM EDT

[#22]

Quote History

Quoted:
Chef Brian is instrumental in the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" effort. Here he showcases the company's signature dish. We like ours well-done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXBpTd2-iG8

The "Purple Meteor Canteen" is located INSIDE the Geissele Shop. It is the cornerstone of the business, because happy and well-fed people make the BEST firearms accessories. Each Geissele teammate gets breakfast, lunch, and even dinner if you work late. Then there's all the snacks, fruits, candies, birthday cake and ice-cream anybody could ever want. There's even a soda machine and its got soda made with real sugar!! And to top it all off, Bill Geissele provides all of this to us for free!

-DM

View Quote

Looks like a cool place to work. Probably not easy to maintain a diet and work there.

Posted: 10/16/2017 2:31:27 PM EDT

[#23]

Posted: 10/16/2017 2:31:44 PM EDT

[#24]

Quote History

Quoted:

Looks like a cool place to work. Probably not easy to maintain a diet and work there.

View Quote

Posted: 10/16/2017 2:36:12 PM EDT

[#25]

Quote History

Quoted:

Probably not easy to maintain a diet and work there.

View Quote

Nice guns exist so us fatties don't have to run. Shooting is easier than chasing.

Posted: 10/16/2017 2:36:35 PM EDT

[#26]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_Bastard_(character)#/media/File:Fat_bastard.jpeg

Posted: 10/16/2017 3:23:47 PM EDT

[#27]

Quote History

Quoted:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_Bastard_(character)#/media/File:Fat_bastard.jpeg

View Quote

Attached File

Here let me help you out.

Posted: 10/16/2017 4:05:30 PM EDT

[#28]

BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)

Posted: 10/16/2017 4:12:03 PM EDT

[#29]

Quote History

Quoted:
BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)

View Quote

Welcome to Flavor Town

Posted: 10/16/2017 4:14:30 PM EDT

[#30]

Quote History

Quoted:
BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)

View Quote

this is why we can't guarantee our desert dirt color

Posted: 10/16/2017 4:14:47 PM EDT

[#31]

Quote History

Quoted:
BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)

View Quote

Geissele Automatics- Guaranteed to make you mouth water!

Posted: 10/16/2017 4:16:10 PM EDT

[#32]

Quote History

Quoted:
BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)

View Quote

Posted: 10/16/2017 4:17:06 PM EDT

[#33]

Quote History

Quoted:
BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)

View Quote

Asked for some gazelle, well done, and this is what I got.

Posted: 10/16/2017 4:18:08 PM EDT

[#34]

Finga lickin finga lickin finga lickin

Posted: 10/16/2017 4:22:31 PM EDT

[#35]

Quote History

Quoted:
BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)

View Quote

Geissele Super Bake Pan

Posted: 10/16/2017 4:22:32 PM EDT

[#36]

Posted: 10/16/2017 4:23:06 PM EDT

[#37]

Quote History

Quoted:
BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)

View Quote

I Want Super Cuisine

Posted: 10/16/2017 4:23:30 PM EDT

[#38]

We keep it " HOT " like you should.

Posted: 10/16/2017 4:25:51 PM EDT

[#39]

Quote History

Quoted:
BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)

View Quote

Chef Brian Cooks Up Precision at the Purple Meteor

Posted: 10/16/2017 4:28:09 PM EDT

[#40]

Quote History

Quoted:
BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)

View Quote

"Wait a minute. This isn't a calzone."

Posted: 10/16/2017 4:29:35 PM EDT

[#41]

Quote History

Quoted:
BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)

View Quote

Presenting Geissele's New CEC Trigger

(Certified Executive Chef)

Posted: 10/16/2017 4:31:21 PM EDT

[#42]

Attached File

Ah la

Attached File

Posted: 10/16/2017 4:34:17 PM EDT

[#43]

Quote History

Quoted:
BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)

View Quote

WHO TOOK MY COOKIES??!!

Posted: 10/16/2017 4:34:22 PM EDT

[#44]

Quote History

Quoted:
BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)

View Quote

"Hope your toe feels better, Hillary. You're still not our President. I baked you this delicious freedom cake."

Posted: 10/16/2017 4:34:38 PM EDT

[#45]

Quote History

Quoted:
BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)

View Quote

Geissele , it's finger licking good.

Posted: 10/16/2017 4:38:20 PM EDT

[#46]

Quote History

Quoted:
BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)

View Quote

"Didn't figure the guys on ARFCOM would want to wait for Olympic to cerakote."

Posted: 10/16/2017 4:40:21 PM EDT

[#47]

Quote History

Quoted:
BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)

View Quote

Bake at 350 until golden brown.

Posted: 10/16/2017 4:40:55 PM EDT

[#48]

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

Now available in Dessert Dirt Color. (Super Sweet Precision accessories only)

Posted: 10/16/2017 4:41:19 PM EDT

[#49]

Quote History

Quoted:
BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)

View Quote

That's some weird looking meatloaf!

Posted: 10/16/2017 4:43:19 PM EDT

[#50]

Quote History

Quoted:
BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)

View Quote

in Emeril style:

...and then, BAM! just like that! Super Precision!

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - GEISSELE - God Bless Texas Trigger sale and Gun Raffle- UPDATE 4 ITS HAPPENING!!!! (Page 62 of 210)

General » General Discussion

Warning

Confirm Action

About AR15.COM

Stay Connected

Newsletter

Contact Us