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Link Posted: 10/16/2017 4:45:50 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/16/2017 4:51:22 PM EDT
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BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)
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NO! No rifle for you! Back of the line!
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 4:51:53 PM EDT
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GD

Link Posted: 10/16/2017 4:53:20 PM EDT
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BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)
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Tier HNNNNNG
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 4:54:37 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/16/2017 4:55:59 PM EDT
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BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)
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I suck at memes and captioning, can I just bribe you with a shit ton of Skittles instead?
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 5:02:47 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/16/2017 5:03:43 PM EDT
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BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)
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Link Posted: 10/16/2017 5:05:22 PM EDT
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BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)
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*snicker*
GACS told arfcom to send skittles, but only Chef Brian knows the true way to his heart...
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 5:07:25 PM EDT
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Gun in the oven
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 5:08:24 PM EDT
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BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)
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How do you stop a hurricane?


With a Purple Meteor.
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 5:08:34 PM EDT
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BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)
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Iron Chef America - ARFCOM edition
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 5:13:00 PM EDT
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BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)
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"Which one of you let the AR off its leash?  It ate up all my cookies!"
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 5:16:28 PM EDT
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BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)
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....and on todays edition of cake boss:
moms demand satisfaction after getting too much icing on their sweets, and chef brian at purple meteor gets swatted for baking a cake too real for daytime tv!
stay tuned, with super precision...
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 5:26:38 PM EDT
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And in the AR baking contest, Exceutive Chef Brian of the Purple Meteor Canteen earned 87 points to take top honors with this creation. In the post event interview, Chef Brian was quoted as saying "My inspiriration for this creation was a hunting trip to western Nebraska where I spotted many antelope"...

Link Posted: 10/16/2017 5:28:11 PM EDT
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Oh look what I just found!

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Link Posted: 10/16/2017 5:35:57 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/16/2017 5:43:43 PM EDT
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Hey now, don't you guys fuck this up for me.  I never win a damn thing.
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Ok fair enough,you take what’s under the flag and I get 1 of the rifles
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 5:45:13 PM EDT
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Chef Brian is instrumental in the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" effort. Here he showcases the company's signature dish. We like ours well-done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXBpTd2-iG8

The "Purple Meteor Canteen" is located INSIDE the Geissele Shop. It is the cornerstone of the business, because happy and well-fed people make the BEST firearms accessories. Each Geissele teammate gets breakfast, lunch, and even dinner if you work late. Then there's all the snacks, fruits, candies, birthday cake and ice-cream anybody could ever want. There's even a soda machine and its got soda made with real sugar!! And to top it all off, Bill Geissele provides all of this to us for free!

-DM
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I hate you.... no wonder the rails are $325
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 5:48:57 PM EDT
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BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)
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It would suck if I dropped This....
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 5:52:39 PM EDT
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BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)
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In M night shyamalan fashion this Rifle is actually eatable....  plot Twist.....
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 5:52:42 PM EDT
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Chef B taking theme'd cakes to the next level
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 5:54:33 PM EDT
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All yours for the low low price of $19.95! + processing and handling  But wait, there's more!  Order within the next 15 minutes and we'll send you two, yes two Geissele GA-15's for $19.95! + processing and handling
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 5:57:20 PM EDT
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Geissele: It's what's for TEOTWAWKI
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 5:57:25 PM EDT
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Chef Brian: "Bill, this oven is only for food. It does explain why everyone thought those cheesesteaks tasted like DDC, though."

Bill: "I thought it complimented the spices quite nicely. Are there any leftovers?"
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 6:05:06 PM EDT
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BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

[url]https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1[/

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle
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It's like a freedom appetizer on the ranch in Geisseletown
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 6:09:38 PM EDT
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BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)
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"Using a secret G family recipe of seven alloys and polymers, Chef Brian whips up another delicious serving of super precision, browned to perfection. Mmmm...decadent"
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 6:11:08 PM EDT
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Can you smell what chef Brain is cookin
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 6:14:33 PM EDT
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"On this episode of Hell's kitchen, Brian has had enough of Chef Ramsey's shit"
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 6:14:43 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/16/2017 6:19:07 PM EDT
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"On this episode of Hell's kitchen, Brian has had enough of Chef Ramsey's shit"
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Link Posted: 10/16/2017 6:25:50 PM EDT
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Bill come put your toys away
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 6:29:32 PM EDT
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BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)
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"Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!"
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 6:33:17 PM EDT
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Bake at 556 for 87 minutes....
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 6:33:39 PM EDT
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I like my rifles like I like my steaks: Rare.
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 6:33:45 PM EDT
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BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

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“I’m too drunk, to taste this chicken.”
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 6:33:56 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/16/2017 6:35:27 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/16/2017 6:42:27 PM EDT
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Hungry for Precision?
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 6:46:01 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/16/2017 6:54:57 PM EDT
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Here we see Billy Mays, in his younger days, starring in an infomercial for Bill Geissele's Amazing Super Precision Gun Cooking Machine.
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Link Posted: 10/16/2017 6:58:08 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/16/2017 6:59:38 PM EDT
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"Didn't figure the guys on ARFCOM would want to wait for Olympic to cerakote."
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Link Posted: 10/16/2017 7:00:12 PM EDT
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BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)
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Things really go down hill when we send a crew to ColaWarrior...
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 7:00:48 PM EDT
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Chef Brian: "This is what you get for not letting me go to Cola Warrior."

Bill: "..."
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 8:06:59 PM EDT
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BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)
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SPBTS-"Super Precision baked tactical snack!" Designed for super precise hunger management.
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 8:16:30 PM EDT
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