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Link Posted: 10/16/2017 8:36:14 PM EDT
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BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

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As always, please keep it family friendly!

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Guy Fieri teams up with Geissele to bring you
"The Guy Pie" the name is a work in progress.
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 8:38:02 PM EDT
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BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

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Bill tends to order the shop's meat on the rare side.

Here we see Chef Brian, making use of one of the many oven guns, to put down the threat.
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 8:42:57 PM EDT
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Most chefs know how to cook things so they are "well done."

At Geissele everything we make is "done well."
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 8:45:05 PM EDT
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As always, please keep it family friendly!

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"I finally understand why women like the kitchen so much and all it took was a little super precision."
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 8:49:20 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/16/2017 9:06:07 PM EDT
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So if all the Meteor meals are free....
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 9:08:38 PM EDT
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As always, please keep it family friendly!

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Baked fresh. All day, every day!  Cola not included...
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 9:12:09 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/16/2017 9:16:50 PM EDT
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Guys... Guys....

before this gets out of hand. It is not another firearm.
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ooks a little short so I am in visioning a 308, suppressor, and surefire.

Used from the demo.
Guys... Guys....

before this gets out of hand. It is not another firearm.
This is exactly what someone would say if it is a firearm but they don't want to admit it.
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 9:24:52 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/16/2017 9:33:02 PM EDT
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BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

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Geissele Automatics - Serving up Hot Lead for those who want Super Precision
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 9:33:58 PM EDT
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BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)
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Oh Sh--!  Where did I leave that pizza???
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 9:37:09 PM EDT
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BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)
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Chef Brian - Cooking up pew-pew perfection!
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 9:40:17 PM EDT
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BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)
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This is what I serve all of Hillary's guests...
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 9:46:41 PM EDT
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All Geissele rifles are baked to super precision perfection
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 9:52:28 PM EDT
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BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)
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"Beat Bobby Flay" is a cooking show?
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 10:00:18 PM EDT
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As always, please keep it family friendly!

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Alright, boys and girls, here we see Chef Bryan preparing for that meme Panda.
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 10:11:56 PM EDT
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Todays special is freedom, with a side of Bills special sauce.
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 10:19:02 PM EDT
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Who's been Cerakoting in my oven, again. Bill.
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 10:33:22 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/16/2017 10:33:23 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/16/2017 10:39:15 PM EDT
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But seriously,

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Link Posted: 10/16/2017 10:39:55 PM EDT
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BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)
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" When you run out of Super Precision and make a offering to the only thing that can keep the boss happy, because if it can make him happy it has to be magic."
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 10:59:08 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/16/2017 11:02:46 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/16/2017 11:10:31 PM EDT
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BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)
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thats it, shes done. perfect at medium rare
Link Posted: 10/16/2017 11:14:20 PM EDT
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BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)
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"Dark chocolate truffle?  I thought you asked for 'Desert Colored Rifle'!"
Link Posted: 10/17/2017 2:46:50 AM EDT
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BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

(U.S. Permanent Resident & Address, Winner determined by who gets the most laughs out of Bill and will be announced during the "Geissele God Bless Texas Rifle" Raffle)
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Look boss, as long as the selector is facing forward it passes all servsafe regulations!
Link Posted: 10/17/2017 3:08:30 AM EDT
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BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

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Nothing says lovin' like something from the oven!
Link Posted: 10/17/2017 6:16:38 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2017 7:58:08 AM EDT
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We bake Super Precision into ALL of our products!







Link Posted: 10/17/2017 8:17:29 AM EDT
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As always, please keep it family friendly!

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It's Tape.
Link Posted: 10/17/2017 8:37:09 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2017 8:49:48 AM EDT
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BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

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A few more tweaks, and I'll have all of the DDC matching.
Link Posted: 10/17/2017 9:30:40 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2017 9:35:27 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2017 9:35:30 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2017 9:40:57 AM EDT
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BEST CAPTION WINS ALL SORTS OF GEISSELE SWAG!

https://i.imgur.com/aB725n8.jpg?1

As always, please keep it family friendly!

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Link Posted: 10/17/2017 12:06:31 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2017 12:57:10 PM EDT
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Behold my finest creation, a culinary masterpiece consisting of only the finest components. Any ColaWarrior would chug ad infinitum just to touch it.
Link Posted: 10/17/2017 12:57:49 PM EDT
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Is today the day?
Link Posted: 10/17/2017 1:13:16 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2017 1:13:38 PM EDT
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American Oven Operators Union:

"He's just the cook, welcome to America"
"Come for the jihad, stay for your funeral"
"Come and get some"
"Cleaning supplies"
Link Posted: 10/17/2017 2:46:37 PM EDT
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Headed up to PA. Think I can bribe Bill?

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Link Posted: 10/17/2017 2:51:26 PM EDT
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“Bake until it’s golden brown, then remove from oven, let cool, then enjoy”
Link Posted: 10/17/2017 2:53:12 PM EDT
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Taste the rainbow!

Rejected Super Bowl 50 Skittles Ad
Link Posted: 10/17/2017 2:54:59 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2017 3:11:23 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/17/2017 3:26:59 PM EDT
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