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Link Posted: 6/26/2018 12:47:23 PM EDT
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Any black Charger/Challenger/Mustang/Camaro/pickup with black wheels, black paint, black emblems and black windows.  I don't care how much it costs, you look like white trash.  Grand Nationals aren't trying too hard so they are still cool.
Link Posted: 6/26/2018 12:48:56 PM EDT
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I came here to post the Cube.  Stupidest looking car currently on the road.
Link Posted: 6/26/2018 12:50:56 PM EDT
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Lordy, I forgot about those!! To me that screams "I have a hooker in the trunk". Surprised AMC didn't actually advertise them as "Plenty of trunk room even with the shovel and visqueen". To stay on track with the OP though it could certainly be a male hooker... Dark days in U.S. automotive design.
Link Posted: 6/26/2018 12:51:39 PM EDT
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If you went by total number of homosexuals driving a single vehicle,I am sure that Ford pickups will be in the top 5. They sell lots of them. Lots of gays and lesbians buy the same things as everyone else. By sheer mass of sales there are more gays in pickups than Miatas by a huge margin.
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If you went by total number of homosexuals driving a single vehicle,I am sure that Ford pickups will be in the top 5. They sell lots of them. Lots of gays and lesbians buy the same things as everyone else. By sheer mass of sales there are more gays in pickups than Miatas by a huge margin.
Yeah...but in this case "gay" doesn't mean LITERALLY cars that gay people drive, it means "lamest"
Link Posted: 6/26/2018 12:51:43 PM EDT
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Having lived 40 miles from the nearest source of things for much of my life, while I wouldn't buy a new Schmardt car, nor daily drive it, a guy I know has a couple for his tech support company. They actually have a shit ton of room and gas mileage 60+. And one of them was rear ended by a 74 pontiac, which was totalled, and only did 2000$ of damage to the schmardt car.

It would be nice if I got a jones for a cheeseburger, to only spend 3$ on gas instead of 14$.

You can get 8-10 bags of feed in one, easy.
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I don't get the hate for them either.  It is a mid-engined, rwd, Mercedes for 20 grand.
Link Posted: 6/26/2018 12:52:39 PM EDT
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You missed the third jewel in AMC's gay/lame crown. I give you the AMC Hornet Sportabout Wagon:

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Link Posted: 6/26/2018 12:53:41 PM EDT
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I would say the Toyota sera, but we never got it.

Otherwise?

Juke
Link Posted: 6/26/2018 12:54:56 PM EDT
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I learned to drive a manual in one of those

Orange with plaid interior

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My Dad had one
Link Posted: 6/26/2018 12:59:12 PM EDT
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I think most of the Gay ones have been covered but the Geek mobile is this one

It was the most advertised top secret design to bring Chrysler riches and glory

Chrysler K Car

Link Posted: 6/26/2018 1:01:02 PM EDT
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Allow me to present the last generation Mercury Cougar. the LM dealership I managed back in 2002 had the dubious distinction due to my advertising of selling more of them than any other LM dealer in the PNW.

I sold them to young women and gay men. NO straight man ever bought one....
Link Posted: 6/26/2018 1:03:54 PM EDT
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This
Link Posted: 6/26/2018 1:06:30 PM EDT
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Isn't it called something even more gay, the "Cross-cabriolet"?
Link Posted: 6/26/2018 1:06:48 PM EDT
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Anything made by Suzuki ( the mini SUVs were terrible for stability)

Pontiac Aztec (as mentioned above)
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The Samurai was and is an awesome 4x4.  You can mod it out and do anything with it.
Link Posted: 6/26/2018 1:07:03 PM EDT
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Hyundai Tiburon, Toyota Celica, Mazda Miata, Honda S2000, or any other Jap/Korean compact ricer "sports car" that looks like it was meant for a teenaged girl.
Link Posted: 6/26/2018 1:12:31 PM EDT
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It's the more effeminate baby brother to the Vehicross, which is actually a mean little buggy.

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I've wanted one of those for a loooonnnggg time. Is it for sale and how much???
Link Posted: 6/26/2018 1:18:27 PM EDT
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It's fabulous. Sure there are a bunch of ugly vehicles but none as popular as the F series trucks.  I bet you a pmag it was designed by a group of homosexuals.
Link Posted: 6/26/2018 1:18:28 PM EDT
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Nissan Murano Convertible.

Link Posted: 6/26/2018 1:18:34 PM EDT
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Nissan Juke.  At least the x-90 has some off road capability.  I'd actually like to have an x-90.  It's about as close to a freeway legal side by side as you can get.
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   Actually, the GEO Tracker has that dubious honor, I believe.... at least according to the idiots around here when I drive my Tracker. I tend to agree with them. Mostly.
Link Posted: 6/26/2018 1:19:40 PM EDT
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It's fabulous. Sure there are a bunch of ugly vehicles but none as popular as the F series trucks.  I bet you a pmag it was designed by a group of homosexuals.
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It's fabulous. Sure there are a bunch of ugly vehicles but none as popular as the F series trucks.  I bet you a pmag it was designed by a group of homosexuals.
I don't even know what to say to that.
Link Posted: 6/26/2018 1:25:03 PM EDT
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Anything KIA
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how come whenever a Miata is shown in GD, it's always the decades old models?

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Link Posted: 6/26/2018 1:33:54 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/26/2018 1:35:16 PM EDT
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Nissan Cube
Link Posted: 6/26/2018 1:36:34 PM EDT
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He's probably too young to remember this awesomeness.

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Did these blow up when rear ended like the standard size Pinto?
Link Posted: 6/26/2018 1:36:44 PM EDT
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PT Cruiser
Chevy HHR
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Add the Prowler.

That melted plastic era was complete and total bullshit.
Link Posted: 6/26/2018 1:37:22 PM EDT
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Ford Aspire -
Trashcan on wheels
Link Posted: 6/26/2018 1:40:00 PM EDT
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HA! I stole the hood vents off of one of those for my XJ. They work quite nicely!
Link Posted: 6/26/2018 1:44:52 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/26/2018 1:46:41 PM EDT
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I have to admit the new Miatas look amazing.
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I have to admit the new Miatas look amazing.
I think so too. Especially the RF Coupe.
BUT, they're around $5K more than a comparable Toyota 86 with LESS power/weight. That's a hard sell.
Link Posted: 6/26/2018 1:49:56 PM EDT
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Allow me to present the last generation Mercury Cougar. the LM dealership I managed back in 2002 had the dubious distinction due to my advertising of selling more of them than any other LM dealer in the PNW.

I sold them to young women and gay men. NO straight man ever bought one....
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I'm 90% my uncle owned one of these. I never saw it, but I remember he always used to talk about his sports car and there were some references about his cougar.

Then again, his previous vehicle was one of those old conversion vans so I don't think he has/had the best taste in vehicles.
Link Posted: 6/26/2018 1:51:40 PM EDT
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People buy a Tacoma when they want less power, less capacity, less room and poorer fuel economy, but pay more than a 1/2 ton Big 3
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Jimmies will be rustled!

I drive a 2011 F-150 Super Crew 4x4 with a V8, no fucks given.
People buy a Tacoma when they want less power, less capacity, less room and poorer fuel economy, but pay more than a 1/2 ton Big 3
And want to actually use it off road.....You know, where your 1/2 wont go.  Even the new Tacomas are almost too wide.  Try looking out your window to keep your tires from going off the edge of a cliff while you passenger side is grinding against rocks and trees on the uphill side.  Super fun.
Link Posted: 6/26/2018 1:54:34 PM EDT
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Blue oval vehicles- all of them.
Link Posted: 6/26/2018 1:54:43 PM EDT
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Gay ass suburu station wagon

Link Posted: 6/26/2018 1:55:51 PM EDT
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I think so too. Especially the RF Coupe.
BUT, they're around $5K more than a comparable Toyota 86 with LESS power/weight. That's a hard sell.
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I have to admit the new Miatas look amazing.
I think so too. Especially the RF Coupe.
BUT, they're around $5K more than a comparable Toyota 86 with LESS power/weight. That's a hard sell.
Those are nice looking little coupes too.
Link Posted: 6/26/2018 1:58:22 PM EDT
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Any Corvette.  Bonus for douche bags wearing Corvette apparel while driving or putting gas in the car.
Link Posted: 6/26/2018 1:58:33 PM EDT
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I think most of the Gay ones have been covered but the Geek mobile is this one

It was the most advertised top secret design to bring Chrysler riches and glory

Chrysler K Car

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Over 85% of Aries owners have a fixed address.  BOOYA.
Link Posted: 6/26/2018 2:00:23 PM EDT
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I was at Tractor Supply last week. Older couple buying some odds & ends. Farm looking people. I check out right after them. Carrying my cat litter out to the truck, they're putting their chicken feed in a Smartcar.

One of the oddest things I've ever seen.
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Good thing you checked in on this post.  You are surely a subject matter expert on all things the ghey...
Link Posted: 6/26/2018 2:03:10 PM EDT
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Not gay enough.  Needs a Vermont license plate.
Link Posted: 6/26/2018 2:08:45 PM EDT
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Is that why my ass hurts so much lately?
Link Posted: 6/26/2018 2:09:05 PM EDT
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BMW Z/M series coupes and the Volkswagon Cabriolet...Gaaaaayyyyy!

Like pink oxford with a cable knit sweater around the neck and penny loafers gay....
Link Posted: 6/26/2018 2:11:01 PM EDT
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These fuckers

Link Posted: 6/26/2018 2:15:08 PM EDT
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A 1980s Pontiac Firebird with a V6.  The driver is guaranteed to be either a gay male or a female dental assistant.
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They made them with I-4s too...I think that's even worse than the 2.8V6.
Link Posted: 6/26/2018 2:16:42 PM EDT
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BMW Z/M series coupes and the Volkswagon Cabriolet...Gaaaaayyyyy!

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It's always amusing to hear what other people think is lame.

I would drive the hell out of this.

Link Posted: 6/26/2018 2:19:07 PM EDT
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AMC Pacer. Before gay dudes were out in the open.
Link Posted: 6/26/2018 2:25:11 PM EDT
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Aztec
Link Posted: 6/26/2018 2:30:10 PM EDT
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Smart Car
Link Posted: 6/26/2018 2:32:14 PM EDT
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Having been soundly thrashed by Miatas back in my autocrossing days, I don't think of them as gay in the least.
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Red Mazda Miata. Especially when and overweight gray haired guy is driving it.

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Having been soundly thrashed by Miatas back in my autocrossing days, I don't think of them as gay in the least.
Yeah even a stock Miata is no joke around corners.

In the straight they will get devoured though.

Guy I worked with dumped like 10k into his suspension / wheels / tires and some tuning on the stock setup.

Hooooooly shit.

Told him he needs to forget going for an SC and get an LS transplant
Link Posted: 6/26/2018 2:33:54 PM EDT
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HHR = Homo Hot Rod
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