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Posted: 2/27/2012 4:02:52 PM EST
[#1]
I have to say that this thread is epic win.
I also have to say that i am jealous as fuck of your adventure. |
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Posted: 2/27/2012 5:02:44 PM EST
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Im firmly in the skeptic camp.
You would need permission from DOS and Dept of Treas to travel there. Or you would need dual citizenship and a second passport, even then you would be committing a crime. DOS and BATFE would have to be involved to get guns back into the country. If you were contacted by the CIA you fucked up by posting it on the web, they will cut ties with you. If your in Cuba and did it you put your life and your wifes life at risk by Cuban state security. You need to fess up your trolling or be banned for violating COC 3 and 4. |
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Posted: 2/27/2012 5:05:09 PM EST
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HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON sherrick13
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Posted: 2/27/2012 5:14:28 PM EST
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This is epic. Whether its true or not.
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Posted: 2/27/2012 5:14:34 PM EST
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Yeah...ever look into OFAC? You may want to...US citizens are not supposed to be in Cuba.
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Posted: 2/27/2012 5:17:40 PM EST
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Im firmly in the skeptic camp. You would need permission from DOS and Dept of Treas to travel there. Or you would need dual citizenship and a second passport, even then you would be committing a crime. DOS and BATFE would have to be involved to get guns back into the country. If you were contacted by the CIA you fucked up by posting it on the web, they will cut ties with you. If your in Cuba and did it you put your life and your wifes life at risk by Cuban state security. You need to fess up your trolling or be banned for violating COC 3 and 4. Oh SNAP! |
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Posted: 2/27/2012 5:20:12 PM EST
[#7]
Oh my!
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Posted: 2/27/2012 5:22:42 PM EST
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Posted: 2/27/2012 5:33:20 PM EST
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Ok, so maybe posting about it here wasn't the smartest thing, but the CIA guy told me it will all be ok as long as I get him info on the Cuban base.
He has talked to State, Customs and even said the TSA will be taken care of. There is only one small caveat. He said I can bring back whatever I want..... Cigars, Guns, ammo, flak vests, Russian hookers, even weird gay Russian dudes. it just all has to fit in this special Diplomatic Pouch. And it has to have that special lock on it. They are supposed to be a BITCH to get off. 
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Posted: 2/27/2012 5:37:48 PM EST
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You should have at least googled "diplomatic pouch"!
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Posted: 2/27/2012 5:38:16 PM EST
[#11]
this is a fucking joke....
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Posted: 2/27/2012 5:38:19 PM EST
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SHIT JUST GOT REAL!!!!
So, I go to the Moroccan embassy (they sent a car) and Felipe MUST go along, but he can't go in the embassy. I meet with my wife's friend and in comes an American. He shows me some CIA creds and says he is a former Po po from NYPD and starts talking shop (he knows all about me). Then he says they are REALLY interested in some shit on that base and wants me to help him. He tells me he might be able to grease some wheels for me with State and Customs. 
If that were even remotely true, you wouldn't be posting about it on the internet.... certainly not while you might be helping him. I think he yankin' y'alls Johnson. |
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Posted: 2/27/2012 5:41:45 PM EST
[#13]
tag for AAR.
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Posted: 2/27/2012 5:42:20 PM EST
[#14]
 Masterfully done, OP. |
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Posted: 2/27/2012 5:44:54 PM EST
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Ok, so maybe posting about it here wasn't the smartest thing, but the CIA guy told me it will all be ok as long as I get him info on the Cuban base. ... it just all has to fit in this special Diplomatic Pouch. And it has to have that special lock on it. They are supposed to be a BITCH to get off. http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb171/sherrick13/IMG_1029.jpg BEST TROLL THREAD OF ALL TIME OF ALL TIME |
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Posted: 2/27/2012 5:54:15 PM EST
[#16]
Better late than never
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Posted: 2/27/2012 5:55:16 PM EST
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All you guys that REALLY thought an American was going to go down to Cuba, roam through a Cuban airbase, buy guns, and import them into the US and give smokin hot deals better than Century Arms and CMP can do.
Just line the fuck up for your punch.   Those of you that thought (think) that some guy is going to go to Eastern Europe, buy millions of rounds of .223 ammo, import it back, and personally give you a deal at a significant discount from the going rate of $290 per 1000. Line the fuck up for your 2nd punch. In the effort of full disclosure. All pics (except the last two) were taken in Puerto Rico. 
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Posted: 2/27/2012 5:55:26 PM EST
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Ok, so maybe posting about it here wasn't the smartest thing, but the CIA guy told me it will all be ok as long as I get him info on the Cuban base. He has talked to State, Customs and even said the TSA will be taken care of. There is only one small caveat. He said I can bring back whatever I want..... Cigars, Guns, ammo, flak vests, Russian hookers, even weird gay Russian dudes. it just all has to fit in this special Diplomatic Pouch. And it has to have that special lock on it. They are supposed to be a BITCH to get off. http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb171/sherrick13/IMG_1029.jpg nice tsa cheap crap lock i could pop that open with my pocket knife. i read through 8 pages for this shit. . if this isnt bs heres some info for yah A diplomatic bag, also known as a diplomatic pouch, is an envelope, parcel, shipping container or any other kind of receptacle used by diplomatic missions. As long as it is externally marked to show its status, the bag has diplomatic immunity from search or seizure, as codified in article 27 of the 1961 Vienna Convention on Diplomatic Relations. It may only contain articles intended for official use. It need not be a bag. In fact, no size limit is specified by the convention. It is often escorted by a diplomatic courier, who is similarly immune from arrest and detention. if fake cia dude wants to play ball tell him you want a 20 or 40ft shipping container. |
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Posted: 2/27/2012 5:58:27 PM EST
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nice tsa cheap crap lock i could pop that open with my pocket knife. i read through 8 pages for this shit. . if this isnt bs heres some info for yah A diplomatic bag, also known as a diplomatic pouch, is an envelope, parcel, shipping container or any other kind of receptacle used by diplomatic missions. As long as it is externally marked to show its status, the bag has diplomatic immunity from search or seizure, as codified in article 27 of the 1961 Vienna Convention on Diplomatic Relations. It may only contain articles intended for official use. It need not be a bag.In fact, no size limit is specified by the convention. It is often escorted by a diplomatic courier, who is similarly immune from arrest and detention. if fake cia dude wants to play ball tell him you want a 20 or 40ft shipping container. You must have missed that thread. 
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Posted: 2/27/2012 6:00:58 PM EST
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Quoted: Quoted: Ok, so maybe posting about it here wasn't the smartest thing, but the CIA guy told me it will all be ok as long as I get him info on the Cuban base. He has talked to State, Customs and even said the TSA will be taken care of. There is only one small caveat. He said I can bring back whatever I want..... Cigars, Guns, ammo, flak vests, Russian hookers, even weird gay Russian dudes. it just all has to fit in this special Diplomatic Pouch. And it has to have that special lock on it. They are supposed to be a BITCH to get off. http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb171/sherrick13/IMG_1029.jpg nice tsa cheap crap lock i could pop that open with my pocket knife. i read through 8 pages for this shit. . if this isnt bs heres some info for yah A diplomatic bag, also known as a diplomatic pouch, is an envelope, parcel, shipping container or any other kind of receptacle used by diplomatic missions. As long as it is externally marked to show its status, the bag has diplomatic immunity from search or seizure, as codified in article 27 of the 1961 Vienna Convention on Diplomatic Relations. It may only contain articles intended for official use. It need not be a bag. In fact, no size limit is specified by the convention. It is often escorted by a diplomatic courier, who is similarly immune from arrest and detention. if fake cia dude wants to play ball tell him you want a 20 or 40ft shipping container.  for reference Any advice on how to get this open? http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1035457_Any_advice_on_how_to_get_this_open___PIC_What_s_in_the_barrel___THE_EVIDENCE_______UPDATE__6_0___.html |
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Posted: 2/27/2012 6:03:10 PM EST
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haha this is such bullshit
just tell CIA guy to send a team in to extract you at a specified time, take pics while being extracted from helicopter 
ETA just read the final post you def should have kept going |
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Posted: 2/27/2012 6:08:16 PM EST
[#22]
Trollin' is trollin'. Ban
But day 12 on a business venture should have told us that 10 days ago.  |
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Posted: 2/27/2012 6:11:28 PM EST
[#23]
If anything, thanks for conjuring up some memories of the 80's:
(Miami Vice) Glenn Frey - Smuggler's Blues - (Good excuse song for the OP) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5NvaNQCEzw&feature=related Crockett's Theme (Miami Vice) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UmOY6ek_Y4 (Miami Vice): Opening Theme http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0MEtBQb2yM&feature=related For those too young to appreciate, watch the show on Hulu ect., when you have a chance - the 80's really were awesome
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Posted: 2/27/2012 6:15:11 PM EST
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Posted: 2/27/2012 6:16:51 PM EST
[#25]
Bravo, trolling gold right there.
I vote for no ban, shit was funny. |
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Posted: 2/27/2012 6:17:04 PM EST
[#26]
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this is a fucking joke.... No fuckin way.
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Posted: 2/27/2012 6:18:30 PM EST
[#27]
Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: SHIT JUST GOT REAL!!!! So, I go to the Moroccan embassy (they sent a car) and Felipe MUST go along, but he can't go in the embassy. I meet with my wife's friend and in comes an American. He shows me some CIA creds and says he is a former Po po from NYPD and starts talking shop (he knows all about me). Then he says they are REALLY interested in some shit on that base and wants me to help him. He tells me he might be able to grease some wheels for me with State and Customs. Be damn careful. It has now officially become a tarp! His name was sherrick13. His name was sherrick13. His name was sherrick13...
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Posted: 2/27/2012 6:30:35 PM EST
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Quoted: Ok, so maybe posting about it here wasn't the smartest thing, but the CIA guy told me it will all be ok as long as I get him info on the Cuban base. it just all has to fit in this special Diplomatic Pouch. And it has to have that special lock on it. They are supposed to be a BITCH to get off. http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb171/sherrick13/IMG_1029.jpg I KNEW IT, AND CALLED IT, ON PAGE 9. |
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Posted: 2/27/2012 6:33:17 PM EST
[#29]
in before everyone really knew the whole time
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Posted: 2/27/2012 6:38:42 PM EST
[#30]
Bravo sherrick. Bravo.
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Posted: 2/27/2012 6:41:33 PM EST
[#31]
edit: just saw the last posts
fuck you got us |
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Posted: 2/27/2012 6:58:34 PM EST
[#32]
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in before everyone really knew the whole time 2001.
I guess it speaks to how well the mods keep the real troll threads down quickly. I am amazed at how many did not get it instantly. All the oldtimers knew and some played along well. Txl |
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Posted: 2/27/2012 7:00:13 PM EST
[#33]
You suckered em in, just like a BOSS
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Posted: 2/27/2012 7:12:56 PM EST
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Posted: 2/27/2012 7:52:26 PM EST
[#35]
Ban him.
This site has turned to shit. ban Ace too. |
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Posted: 2/27/2012 7:56:15 PM EST
[#36]
Damn, I could almost smell the cosmoline . . .
Turns out I was smellin' something else.
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Posted: 2/27/2012 8:03:38 PM EST
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Quoted: Ban him. This site has turned to shit. ban Ace too. u mad bro?  |
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Posted: 2/27/2012 8:07:47 PM EST
[#38]
Here's the deal I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence. |
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Posted: 2/27/2012 8:26:42 PM EST
[#39]
Troll thread.
 Let's lock this down gentlemen.
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Posted: 2/27/2012 8:30:37 PM EST
[#40]
typical
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Posted: 2/27/2012 8:36:54 PM EST
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Posted: 2/27/2012 8:41:49 PM EST
[#42]
Quoted:
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SHIT JUST GOT REAL!!!!
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I waded thru 9 pages of BS to find out that the OP is trollin like a boss! |
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Posted: 2/27/2012 9:02:09 PM EST
[#43]
WOW...I just spent 30 minutes reading through this tread to find out OP was making all this shit up!
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Posted: 2/27/2012 9:13:14 PM EST
[#44]
Some of you guys actually thought this was real? Wow! Couldn't you tell it was a joke? Bwhahaha!!
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Posted: 2/27/2012 9:21:30 PM EST
[#45]
Jesus, I feel sorry for the dudes that thought this shit was for real. Along with the other thread. This one was much better however.
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Posted: 2/27/2012 9:34:51 PM EST
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Hey......HAVEN'T YOU GUYS HEARD?
Chuck Barris was a CIA assassin! No shit, there he was, knee deep in grenade pins and LAW slings.............. |
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Posted: 2/27/2012 9:49:07 PM EST
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haha! I knew a box would come into this somehow.
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Posted: 2/27/2012 10:31:59 PM EST
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Anyone that actually believed this thread was real from the get go is a sucker.
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Posted: 2/28/2012 12:02:20 AM EST
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Quoted:
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Posted: 2/28/2012 1:01:08 AM EST
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Nice this thread was fun from the get go. Thanks for the laughs and the herp and derp you brought out in posting.
Speaking of the other thread and all the leg humpers dreaming of 1000's of rounds of ammo (or in for pallets , depending on the price ) for super cheap made me laugh as well. During the ammo panic I remember contacting him from one of his adds here about a couple cases of 5.56/.223. His prices were on par with everyone else or even a bit higher. No problem with that at all. Ammo was super high and people would pay it. Other OP was / is a businessman and not some ARF God going to shower us with cheap 5.56.
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