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Posted: 2/28/2012 1:13:01 AM EST

[#1]

Quoted:

Ban him.

This site has turned to shit. ban Ace too.

This thread rocks.

Ban yourself.

Posted: 2/28/2012 1:48:46 AM EST

[#2]

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Ok, so maybe posting about it here wasn't the smartest thing, but the CIA guy told me it will all be ok as long as I get him info on the Cuban base.

He has talked to State, Customs and even said the TSA will be taken care of.

There is only one small caveat.

He said I can bring back whatever I want..... Cigars, Guns, ammo, flak vests, Russian hookers, even weird gay Russian dudes.

it just all has to fit in this special Diplomatic Pouch.

And it has to have that special lock on it. They are supposed to be a BITCH to get off.

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb171/sherrick13/IMG_1029.jpg

Posted: 2/28/2012 2:29:25 AM EST

[#3]

Sherrick: Since I was one of the idiots who believed what you were saying, can I ask a pertinent question?

Do you have any tattoos?

Posted: 2/28/2012 2:35:22 AM EST

[#4]

Posted: 2/28/2012 4:47:44 AM EST

[#5]

Shit, only 10 pages before you gave up the ruse. If you really put some effort into it you could have at least hit 25 pages.

Posted: 2/28/2012 4:49:24 AM EST

[#6]

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Shit, only 10 pages before you gave up the ruse. If you really put some effort into it you could have at least hit 25 pages.

He had me hook, line and sinker.

Why do I always fall for these internet ruses!!??

Posted: 2/28/2012 4:54:57 AM EST

[#7]

Oh, yea.

BALLS

Posted: 2/28/2012 4:59:21 AM EST

[#8]

Quoted:
Troll thread.

Let's lock this down gentlemen.

Bareback.

Posted: 2/28/2012 5:15:04 AM EST

[#9]

Quoted:

http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/clapping/riker.gif

Masterfully done, OP.

This. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

10/10 Troll, Sherrick.

Posted: 2/28/2012 5:29:04 AM EST

[#10]

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My Moroccan contact at their embassy wants me over for lunch tomorrow, but he told me not to talk about it with Felipe at all. Hmmmm.

Felipe is reading all this back at the office.

On what? His etch-a-sketch?

No shit, I'm not sure how many here realize how backward Cuba is.

It is like the country is stuck in a 1990 Soviet satellite time warp.

Good Luck, sounds like fun with the makings of an epic thread; however, I am of the opinion the only thing coming back is you. Hope that's NOT the case, but it's my feeling.

Posted: 2/28/2012 5:59:03 AM EST

[#11]

Quoted:

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My Moroccan contact at their embassy wants me over for lunch tomorrow, but he told me not to talk about it with Felipe at all. Hmmmm.

Felipe is reading all this back at the office.

On what? His etch-a-sketch?

No shit, I'm not sure how many here realize how backward Cuba is.

It is like the country is stuck in a 1990 Soviet satellite time warp.

Good Luck, sounds like fun with the makings of an epic thread; however, I am of the opinion the only thing coming back is you. Hope that's NOT the case, but it's my feeling.

OOOPS...

Posted: 2/28/2012 8:06:35 AM EST

[#12]

Quoted:
Troll thread.

It is now.

Posted: 2/28/2012 8:11:06 AM EST

[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Troll thread.

Let's lock this down gentlemen.

Bareback.

Balls deep

Posted: 2/28/2012 8:25:29 AM EST

[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Troll thread.

Let's lock this down gentlemen.

Bareback.

Balls deep

You are just all pissed off someone has shown you how to do it tastefully and with class.

Posted: 2/28/2012 8:29:57 AM EST

[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Troll thread.

Let's lock this down gentlemen.

Bareback.

Balls deep

Twice.

Posted: 2/28/2012 8:31:53 AM EST

[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Troll thread.

Let's lock this down gentlemen.

Bareback.

Balls deep

Posted: 2/28/2012 8:41:31 AM EST

[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Troll thread.

Let's lock this down gentlemen.

Bareback.

Balls deep

You are just all pissed off someone has shown you how to do it tastefully and with class.

FUCK THIS I AM RETIRING! I CANT TOP THIS!

Posted: 2/28/2012 8:43:00 AM EST

[#18]

Quoted:
In for the laughs

That's why I tagged this back on the16th

Well done sherrick

GM

Posted: 2/28/2012 8:49:30 AM EST

[#19]

Ended to soon. I was expecting a shootout with felipe, some drug deals or something, and a night of railing hookers.

6/10 for cliffhanger ending

Posted: 2/28/2012 8:49:58 AM EST

[#20]

Anyone who didn't know this was bullshit either didn't read the Euro ammo thread, or is a little on the slow side.

The butthurt is amusing.

Posted: 2/28/2012 9:01:06 AM EST

[#21]

Goddamn you, Sherick, you asshole.

All you pussies whining for a ban: Quit being gullible.

Posted: 2/28/2012 9:44:51 AM EST

[#22]

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Ended to soon. I was expecting a shootout with felipe, some drug deals or something, and a night of railing hookers.

6/10 for cliffhanger ending

AT LEAST a missing Kidney or two...

As far as banning as a troll? naw, it was kinda like a choose your own adventure but without any choices

Posted: 2/28/2012 10:03:52 AM EST

[#23]

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Anyone who didn't know this was bullshit either didn't read the Euro ammo thread, or is a little on the slow side.

The butthurt is amusing.

This IS more believable than the 55Million Euro thread.

Posted: 2/28/2012 10:04:19 AM EST

[#24]

Quoted:

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My Moroccan contact at their embassy wants me over for lunch tomorrow, but he told me not to talk about it with Felipe at all. Hmmmm.

Felipe is reading all this back at the office.

On what? His etch-a-sketch?

No shit, I'm not sure how many here realize how backward Cuba is.

It is like the country is stuck in a 1990 1960 Soviet satellite time warp.

FIFY

Posted: 2/28/2012 10:06:54 AM EST

[#25]

Glad I stopped paying attention to this train wreck after 5 minutes or so:

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Posted: 2/28/2012 10:10:52 AM EST

[#26]

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All you guys that REALLY thought an American was going to go down to Cuba, roam through a Cuban airbase, buy guns, and import them into the US and give smokin hot deals better than Century Arms and CMP can do.
Just line the fuck up for your punch.

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb171/sherrick13/IMG_1028.jpg
Those of you that thought (think) that some guy is going to go to Eastern Europe, buy millions of rounds of .223 ammo, import it back, and personally give you a deal at a significant discount from the going rate of $290 per 1000.

Line the fuck up for your 2nd punch.

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb171/sherrick13/IMG_1028.jpg

In the effort of full disclosure. All pics (except the last two) were taken in Puerto Rico.

you cured me of ever wanting to visit Puerto Rico....

Posted: 2/28/2012 3:32:48 PM EST

[#27]

Quoted:
Troll thread.

Let's lock this down gentlemen.

This right here is all the justification required to keep the thread going.

Posted: 2/28/2012 3:47:14 PM EST

[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Troll thread.

Let's lock this down gentlemen.

Bareback.

Balls deep

Twice.

Three times

Posted: 2/28/2012 3:53:43 PM EST

[#29]

Quoted:

SHIT JUST GOT REAL!!!!

So, I go to the Moroccan embassy (they sent a car) and Felipe MUST go along, but he can't go in the embassy.

I meet with my wife's friend and in comes an American. He shows me some CIA creds and says he is a former Po po from NYPD and starts talking shop (he knows all about me). Then he says they are REALLY interested in some shit on that base and wants me to help him. He tells me he might be able to grease some wheels for me with State and Customs.

You're so full of crap...

Edit: Didn't read the entire thing. You should have kept going OP, it was getting pretty good. Well done.

Posted: 2/29/2012 2:51:38 PM EST

[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Troll thread.

Let's lock this down gentlemen.

Bareback.

Balls deep

Twice.

Three times

But who's counting?

Posted: 3/1/2012 2:30:29 PM EST

[#31]

Quoted:
Troll thread.

Let's lock this down gentlemen.

For once....that is funny

Posted: 3/1/2012 2:34:21 PM EST

[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Troll thread.

Let's lock this down gentlemen.

Bareback.

Balls deep

You are just all pissed off someone has shown you how to do it tastefully and with class.

Even better

Posted: 3/1/2012 2:36:09 PM EST

[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Troll thread.

Let's lock this down gentlemen.

Bareback.

Balls deep

You are just all pissed off someone has shown you how to do it tastefully and with class.

Nothing better than an admittance of guilt.

Quoted:
Ok, so maybe posting about it here wasn't the smartest thing, but the CIA guy told me it will all be ok as long as I get him info on the Cuban base.

He has talked to State, Customs and even said the TSA will be taken care of.

There is only one small caveat.

He said I can bring back whatever I want..... Cigars, Guns, ammo, flak vests, Russian hookers, even weird gay Russian dudes.

it just all has to fit in this special Diplomatic Pouch.

And it has to have that special lock on it. They are supposed to be a BITCH to get off.

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb171/sherrick13/IMG_1029.jpg

So, how big is the Diplomatic Envelope inside of the Diplomatic Pouch, and what kind of impossible-to-open glue does it have on the closure?

Posted: 3/1/2012 2:41:38 PM EST

[#34]

Quoted:

...

it just all has to fit in this special Diplomatic Pouch.

And it has to have that special lock on it. They are supposed to be a BITCH to get off.

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb171/sherrick13/IMG_1029.jpg

TSA lock lol