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Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:33:13 PM EDT
[#1]
Was Mandingo circumcised?...Asking for the same friend
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:33:40 PM EDT
[#2]
When people list their loadout and model numbers of each item I can't help but think of Gecko45.
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:33:56 PM EDT
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So you carry a gun in a backpack? Is that what Im reading in the OP

Is it a sub gun?

You should carry a sub gun if its gunna be in a backpack. That would be cool AF

Man you missed your moment to go all alpha on that dude and pull out a MP5 while yelling yippie ki yay motherfucker
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I love you
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:34:29 PM EDT
[#4]
Sounds like a terrible outfit, good pissing
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:35:32 PM EDT
[#5]
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You kinda buried the lead on this one.

Thread title is very understated.
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Yeah if it pees it leads...
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:36:00 PM EDT
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All I got from that OP is that you carry in a fanny pack. WTF?
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whilst wearing a mask
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:36:06 PM EDT
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You could've told him:

masks are the latest fashion
against a spreading disease
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Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:36:36 PM EDT
[#8]
Dude, I was just trying to make small talk. I'm awkward around people.
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:36:51 PM EDT
[#9]
"Excuse me while I whip this out."
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:37:25 PM EDT
[#10]
Did you cough on him to establish dominance?  
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:37:50 PM EDT
[#11]
glad you clarified. I do the same, I run a 1911 and 2 spare mags IWB and a haley flat pack with a velcro holster and mags for my MP 40, if i cant get to my truck gun with 6 - 21 round 40 mags im doing something very wrong.
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:38:18 PM EDT
[#12]
In.
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:38:46 PM EDT
[#13]
Probably would have made society a better place if you ventilated him. But that wouldn't be worth it for you. Thankfully everything went well!
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:39:09 PM EDT
[#14]
Well OP.....your day was far more interesting than mine.
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:39:14 PM EDT
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Dude, I was just trying to make small talk. I'm awkward around people.
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Damnit.  I missed the opportunity.

The honor of a parody thread is all yours, @Bohr_Adam
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:39:19 PM EDT
[#16]
This crisis is bringing out a lot of crazies. OP did well to not escalate the situation but being ready to respond if necessary. Great job, OP.

Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:40:26 PM EDT
[#17]
Urine trouble now, buster!
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:41:48 PM EDT
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When people list their loadout and model numbers of each item I can't help but think of Gecko45.
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At least he didn't blade at 45 degrees.
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:41:49 PM EDT
[#19]
Much better than the 45* blade story.

Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:42:20 PM EDT
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What the hell is happening in this thread.
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B-Rape you at gun point

What the hell is happening in this thread.

I dont know but its epic
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:42:27 PM EDT
[#21]
Can anyone help a fellow Arfcom'r out? I need $500 bucks and some clothes.
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:43:18 PM EDT
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That's a tough one..
Maybe 87 degrees.
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What angle did you blade at?

That's a tough one..
Maybe 87 degrees.
Thems rookie numbers you need to up your game
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:44:27 PM EDT
[#23]
How many 33 round mags were you carrying?
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:45:05 PM EDT
[#24]
Because nobody wants to fight a naked man!
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:45:07 PM EDT
[#25]
Outstanding.
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:46:11 PM EDT
[#26]
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:46:15 PM EDT
[#27]
Intardasting.
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:46:47 PM EDT
[#28]
Since you got away without having to pull your CC and were able to get to the gun in bag quickly without having to brandish, maybe that was being smart. But if I really thought he was pulling a weapon I would have gone to my belt for the CC.
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:46:54 PM EDT
[#29]
A pocket LCP is less conspicuous than going in your backpack's hidden pocket. Backpacks are for Tiger Deagles, breakdowns, sbr/sbs and BFRs with scopes.
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:47:18 PM EDT
[#30]
Dang my Target just has beach MILFs and college chicks.
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:47:19 PM EDT
[#31]
So, were you wearing the mask on your face, or wearing it in your bag.
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:47:41 PM EDT
[#32]
That took a little different direction than I imagined when I started reading the story.
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:47:44 PM EDT
[#33]
World has turned to shit, the mentally ill have been running loose for awhile now and with the current state of affairs they are really coming out.  

Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:47:56 PM EDT
[#34]
Needs more Five Points mall cop.
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:49:17 PM EDT
[#35]
Thing to do today

1. Go to Target
2. Call any dude with a fanny pack a lil bitch
3. Get Naked
4. Take a piss and relax
5. Get a  Free ride and overnight stay.

Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:49:20 PM EDT
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Now, THAT is a cool story, bro!  

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How come cool shit like this never happens to me
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:49:56 PM EDT
[#37]
Shit is getting real.
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:50:02 PM EDT
[#38]
No blade at 45?

No MS Paint?

Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:50:15 PM EDT
[#39]
If I have words with someone and they go reaching for their waistline, I'm at the very least grabbing my pistol. Whether or not I clear leather will depend on how much they look like they are actually pull8ng a pistol after that. It goes mighty quick and I can be wrong either way.

Been in enough FoF  training to know there are unwinnable situations. Either lose the gunfight or the legal hassle.

Sucks to have to deal with crazy people. Glad it worked out to be just a story.
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:51:31 PM EDT
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Dang my Target just has beach MILFs and college chicks.
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dont trade. those are better than crazy  naked guy

Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:52:18 PM EDT
[#41]
On another note if this had happened in California the OP would be reaching in a bag for a rape whistle or cell phone, not a firearm.
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:53:17 PM EDT
[#42]
That's what you get for having gender-neutral bathrooms.

Target is a weirdo-magnet.

Won't find that in a Harbor Freight.

Need another free flashlight, they require a purchase, so another 99 cent bag of rubber bands, 79 cents with the 20% coupon...

Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:55:24 PM EDT
[#43]
LOL-Bitch

Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:56:50 PM EDT
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I'm still out and about town. There are many dudes that are already at their wit's end. I'm condition yellow these days.

Loved your story, op. No milk is worth confronting a naked, hostile man.
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Oh come on. You screen name just screams Navy.
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 2:59:31 PM EDT
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What the hell is happening in this thread.
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B-Rape you at gun point

What the hell is happening in this thread.

"As we passed, he said, "Excuse me sir." I acknowledged him. He said, "you're a little bitch." I was confused and said, "excuse me?" He called me a little bitch again. I stood there as he walked away backward calling me a bitch and saying I wasn't going to do nothing.

I looked back to see the guy take off his hoodie and reach into his waistband. I thought for sure he was getting ready to do something real stupid.

Not more than 30 seconds later the dude comes out of the store entirely naked.

Iduno you tell me?
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 3:02:58 PM EDT
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You could've told him:

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Link Posted: 4/6/2020 3:03:34 PM EDT
[#47]
You messed up, OP.
Should have told him that his mom didn't think you're a pussy.
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 3:09:15 PM EDT
[#48]
Dang.

Have family in GA. Might have to move the family reunion to FL.

That was some weirdness.
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 3:10:33 PM EDT
[#49]
OP, please stop being a b***h and start carrying the correct way.
Link Posted: 4/6/2020 3:11:14 PM EDT
[#50]
That's why I don't want to be a cop.
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