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Posted: 9/30/2021 10:00:21 AM EDT
[#1]
Leaving.
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Posted: 9/30/2021 10:02:27 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Did you hear that? What was that? Site resources going down the shitter. |
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Posted: 9/30/2021 10:03:20 AM EDT
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I need to do yard work, thinking it would be a good day for rain.
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Posted: 9/30/2021 10:03:47 AM EDT
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I trying to figure out why my wife is mad at me.
Is it because I work late last night, on our 20 year anniversary? Is it because I didn't buy her flowers? we spent $2000 on a FL Keys vacation last month Is it because I'm a dick? |
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Posted: 9/30/2021 10:04:33 AM EDT
[#5]
Sleep
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Posted: 9/30/2021 10:07:30 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I trying to figure out why my wife is mad at me. Is it because I work late last night, on our 20 year anniversary? Is it because I didn't buy her flowers? we spent $2000 on a FL Keys vacation last month Is it because I'm a dick? If you don’t know what you did I’m not even going to tell you. I. Can’t. Even. |
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Posted: 9/30/2021 10:09:42 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Why Larry Potterfield is making a porn with a goat. It's symbolic of the eternal battle between excellent firearm and firearm related providers. Brownells will pay in blood and splooge for what they did to this world. That's just the way it is! |
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Posted: 9/30/2021 10:11:51 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Why don't your teeth ever itch? No clue? What makes teflon stick to the pan? Science What's the sound of one hand clapping? Fapping You know, normal stuff. |
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Posted: 9/30/2021 10:12:57 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: can a space herpe catch regular earth herpes? and should I hold my rifles like Silencerco Hybrid87 ginger add guy? (on front landing page of arfcom) do you pull down on the rifle to flex? or do you spin around to sweep 360? It's possible but you just get little terrestrial herps on your mountainous octo herps so it's barely noticeable. |
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Posted: 9/30/2021 10:14:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryAre we talking about Canada being a giant beach with a frigging massive perfectly spherical lake? I haven't been there so I can't say for sure. |
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Posted: 9/30/2021 10:14:27 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/30/2021 10:17:16 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryIf the song is 100% factual you could still interpret that as meaning shakin' it all about is the real key. Twerking could be the meaning of life. |
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Posted: 9/30/2021 10:19:57 AM EDT
[#13]
Feelin cute. Might catch a ban later.
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Posted: 9/30/2021 10:22:57 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It's symbolic of the eternal battle between excellent firearm and firearm related providers. Brownells will pay in blood and splooge for what they did to this world. That's just the way it is! |
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Posted: 9/30/2021 10:24:51 AM EDT
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My kids a freshman & going to his first home coming and it’s been a pain sourcing him a suit because:
A - shortages on freaking suits. And 2 - he is both freakishly tall and freakishly skinny. No matter what we get him it’s going to have to be tailored to fit him, if it can be tailored. |
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Posted: 9/30/2021 10:25:35 AM EDT
[#16]
How loud can I play my music, without annoying everyone else in the house?
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Posted: 9/30/2021 10:28:53 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It's symbolic of the eternal battle between excellent firearm and firearm related providers. Brownells will pay in blood and splooge for what they did to this world. That's just the way it is! 
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Posted: 9/30/2021 10:33:51 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: How loud can I play my music, without annoying everyone else in the house? There's only one way to find out! |
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Posted: 9/30/2021 10:50:10 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Why don't your teeth ever itch? No clue? What makes teflon stick to the pan? Science What's the sound of one hand clapping? Fapping You know, normal stuff. If you're in a car going the speed of light and turn on the headlights, do they do anything? How do blind people know when they are done wiping? If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat? What’s another word for “synonym”? Why did Cinderella’s shoe fall off if it fit perfectly? Is the "S" or the "C" silent in the word "scent? If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, are your pants tucked into your shirt? |
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Posted: 9/30/2021 11:11:41 AM EDT
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If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle
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Posted: 9/30/2021 11:12:23 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If you're in a car going the speed of light and turn on the headlights, do they do anything? Only in the immediate future if you maintain your speed? How do blind people know when they are done wiping? When they buy a bidet. Possibly scratch and sniff. If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat? So is it wrong to eat animals or OK to eat people What’s another word for “synonym”? poecilonym or scrotum Why did Cinderella’s shoe fall off if it fit perfectly? As she danced, Cinderella's foot got sweaty, providing lubrication in the form of a overhydrated foul peasant foot cheese. Is the "S" or the "C" silent in the word "scent? I call them "skints". I got fiddy skints on it. If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, are your pants tucked into your shirt? I think I'll wear overalls today. You can stick a finger out the fly and sort change in your other hand. Gets interesting looks at the store. |
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Posted: 9/30/2021 11:15:15 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle . It takes about 3 minutes to beat seed out of my pickle. |
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Posted: 9/30/2021 11:16:39 AM EDT
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Quoted: Whatcha thinkin' about? Why are you up so late on a weeknight? |
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Posted: 9/30/2021 11:18:02 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/30/2021 11:22:39 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryJesus! |
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Posted: 9/30/2021 11:24:26 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If this takes more than three wipes I am gonna just jump in the shower. Honestly I know on the first wipe how it's gonna end up. |
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Posted: 9/30/2021 11:24:47 AM EDT
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I was thinking I might ort to take some of these pataters home with me.
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Posted: 9/30/2021 11:35:25 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If you don’t know what you did I’m not even going to tell you. I. Can’t. Even. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I trying to figure out why my wife is mad at me. Is it because I work late last night, on our 20 year anniversary? Is it because I didn't buy her flowers? we spent $2000 on a FL Keys vacation last month Is it because I'm a dick? If you don’t know what you did I’m not even going to tell you. I. Can’t. Even. https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/The-most-ridiculous-sentence-a-woman-could-say-/5-2489939/ |
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Posted: 9/30/2021 11:37:43 AM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryDANG IT, FOILED AGAIN |
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Posted: 9/30/2021 11:38:20 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Jesus! Quote HistoryNobody fucks with de Jesus |
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Posted: 9/30/2021 11:53:05 AM EDT
[#31]
Dags
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Posted: 9/30/2021 1:03:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: There's only one way to find out! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: How loud can I play my music, without annoying everyone else in the house? Turns out it varies per song. Highs/lows, what resonates through the wall, etc. My son mostly works from home, and our rooms share a wall. He's been in their Zoom/Teams/whatever meetings, and then I started rattling things across his desk. Nobody in their meetings appreciates this.
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Posted: 9/30/2021 1:04:31 PM EDT
[#33]
wondering where i put down an allen wrench
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Posted: 9/30/2021 1:19:57 PM EDT
[#34]
Pork loin or chicken breast for lunch?
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Posted: 9/30/2021 1:22:23 PM EDT
[#35]
Emptying my trash can and going into the preserve!
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Posted: 9/30/2021 1:32:49 PM EDT
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Covid shots will be as common as the flu shot despite the flu’s higher mutation rate because people on both sides have doubled down on stupid.
Fringe types are trying to out-stupid each other and reasonable people are caught in the middle. |
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Posted: 9/30/2021 1:33:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My kids a freshman & going to his first home coming and it’s been a pain sourcing him a suit because: A - shortages on freaking suits. And 2 - he is both freakishly tall and freakishly skinny. No matter what we get him it’s going to have to be tailored to fit him, if it can be tailored. Sorry read suit as slut. Began pondering how far we have fallen when there are such shortages on sluts. Then I got curious about how you would tailor a slut for freakishly tall dude. In case you were wondering it was between a freakishly tall slut or a short slut. The short slut won. Then I reread. |
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Posted: 9/30/2021 1:51:50 PM EDT
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Racecar backwards is ....Racecar.
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Posted: 9/30/2021 2:03:33 PM EDT
[#39]
Why do we call male chickens cocks when they are the biggest assholes on the planet?
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Posted: 9/30/2021 2:05:30 PM EDT
[#40]
.936" gas blocks, 450BM/9mm muzzle devices, BCGs and the like.
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Posted: 9/30/2021 2:13:07 PM EDT
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Why does one slot in the toaster always make the bread darker than the other?
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Posted: 9/30/2021 2:25:04 PM EDT
[#42]
Where I am getting my charcoal for the bbq comp on Saturday...
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Posted: 9/30/2021 3:04:46 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle . 87 minutes. |
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Posted: 9/30/2021 3:10:42 PM EDT
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Why I spend money on hunting stuff when I end up picking up over time and a extra tree job on Saturday to pay for hunting stuff.
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Posted: 9/30/2021 3:11:32 PM EDT
[#45]
How sweet your booty is
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Posted: 9/30/2021 3:17:24 PM EDT
[#46]
lunch
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Posted: 9/30/2021 3:22:44 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/30/2021 3:27:49 PM EDT
[#48]
Stink bugs. My sunroom is loaded with Stink bugs.
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Posted: 9/30/2021 3:29:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Stink bugs. My sunroom is loaded with Stink bugs. Our back patio is infested with them. Ordered some Harris Stink Bug spray. Should be here tomorrow. I'll let you know how it works.  Attached File |
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Posted: 9/30/2021 3:34:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryGonna finish work day, hop into my McLaren F1 go home to my McMansion and bang my super hot girlfriend with my humongous member.... then eat a huge rare tomahawk steak and a couple of lobsters while drinking 30 year old scotch. And what else are you doing fellow firearm owner?  Attached File |
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