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Posted: 6/27/2023 6:41:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Showgirls movie, but all the women have to weight between 180-230 Showgirls 2: Reinforced Stage |
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Posted: 6/27/2023 6:42:07 PM EDT
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Guy goes to high school in a college town and smokes some of the devils lettuce. He goes tot he same college and during that time he starts selling. He flies under the radar and eventually drops out. When working at the grocery store as a produce manager he begins running pot. Nothing else. He does this without his eventual wife or kids knowing. He has to so he can support them. But nothing extravagant. Just a dad doing his job. He never gets caught bc he follows the traffic laws, has a clean car, and he looks clean. Only time his car is searched, his family is with him and he has nothing in it. But the dog alerted at a dui check point.
This goes on until his kids are in college. He’s footing the bill. One day one of them takes his car when he stopped at the house for a second. They get stopped for distracted driving. With 60lb of weed in the car. Then dad tries to save the day. |
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Posted: 6/27/2023 6:46:23 PM EDT
[#3]
I got one...
A white guy and his family gets threatened by a black guy with a knife who's threatening to kill them all. He calls the cops but then is remorseful after they arrest the black man. Unable to live with himself he uproots his family and moves to Tennessee. Once there he's beside himself with the amount of unkempt lawns in the state. He simply can not take it and once again decides to move, this time to Ohio. He and his family settle in and everything seems pretty good. One night his wife is looking online for something different to do for dinner. She stumbles across something called "crockpot bbq" and decides to give it a shot. They all die, the end. |
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Posted: 6/27/2023 6:47:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A haunted laundromat grabs women's wrists when they reach into the dryers. They all get stuck and need help getting out. Starring Kate Beckinsale, Amy Adams, Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Connelly and Jennifer Morrison. add Ron Jeremy on cialis and call it stretched. then you can go to shotshow and avn awards |
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Posted: 6/27/2023 6:47:26 PM EDT
[#5]
Drop Kathleen Kennedy off at some Pacific island. Then use the island for above-ground nuclear tests.
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Posted: 6/27/2023 6:49:41 PM EDT
[#6]
3 Kings or something like that. An R rated badass movie about the 3 wise men making their way to baby Jesus. The Rock, Jason Momoa (or whatever his name is) and a comedian or some oddball carrying the frankensins or murr. I have always thought some big director could make it pretty badass. I will expect 10% for the big guy though
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Posted: 6/27/2023 6:51:50 PM EDT
[#7]
Dickbutt does San Francisco
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Posted: 6/27/2023 6:54:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Showgirls 2: Reinforced Stage Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Showgirls movie, but all the women have to weight between 180-230 Showgirls 2: Reinforced Stage The scene where Nomi is thrashing around in the pool if the actress weighs 200 pounds might be a bit... logistically challenging. 
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Posted: 6/27/2023 6:55:56 PM EDT
[#9]
with due credit to DC
a story about a m3 Lee and its crew commanded by the decendant of Jeb Stuart who's ghost guides them through the hellscape of the European theater. |
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Posted: 6/27/2023 6:56:43 PM EDT
[#10]
I have a movie treatment but I'm not sharing.
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Posted: 6/27/2023 7:00:51 PM EDT
[#11]
An adaptation of Lights Out by halffast.
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Posted: 6/27/2023 7:02:25 PM EDT
[#12]
James M. F. ing Woods is elected POTUS. Lib douches commence to throw themselves into wood chippers and active volcanoes. Good Americans rejoice. Assholes who broke in to my country are abducted by aliens and repeatedly subjected to unwanted punishing butt seks.
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Posted: 6/27/2023 7:06:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A guy living in a "fictional" country with a tyrannical government starts engaging in solo acts, destroys power stations, blows up buildings and bridges, conducts assassinations on tier 3 personalities. All over the country. He truly acts alone so the government can't find him. His acts have impacts and other solo actors are inspired to copy the strategy. Soon multiple lone actors are waging war on the government and they are playing whack a mole but having no effect. The people see the weakness of the government and organize to eliminate it. Eventually they topple it. Suvivalist author Kurt Saxon had a fiction series very much aligned with this premise, Clarence the Mighty Martian Slayer. Link not safe for, well, pretty much anything. Sure to get you on a list. |
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Posted: 6/27/2023 7:15:38 PM EDT
[#14]
A GOOD movie based on Robert Ludlum’s “The Osterman Weekend”.
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Posted: 6/27/2023 7:15:47 PM EDT
[#15]
They say there's been no original stories since Shakespeare. I always asked them which Shakespeare play Weekend at Bernie's was.
I'd like to see a movie adaptation of Lucifer's Hammer, and the Bolo books by Keith Laumer (actually I happen to have some knowledge that there may be a Bolo movie or TV show in the works, since I know Keith's daughter). |
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Posted: 6/27/2023 7:18:53 PM EDT
[#16]
Six men must move the most dangerous object in the world another two hundred yards.
One of the finest books ever written. |
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Posted: 6/27/2023 7:19:21 PM EDT
[#17]
Forgotten Weapons - The Musical
Gun Jesus finds himself in Austria having been enticed by a letter from an unknown shadowy figure offering a look at a rare gun McGuffin. He finds himself eventually inside the Vienna State Opera house where he is forced by the masked madman to sing the correct history of the gun gleaned from the cryptic stampings on it… or face the consequences. Various vignettes of the history make up the acts, and include some famous celebrities giving cameos through the ages. |
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Posted: 6/27/2023 7:22:39 PM EDT
[#18]
Kildar by John Ringo
Also, The Frontiersman by Alan Ekert would make a fantastic movie or miniseries. |
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Posted: 6/27/2023 7:28:41 PM EDT
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Picture this…a hunter looking for the trophy hunt of his lifetime. He request the services of a famous professional guide. The guide interviews him and the clients bank account. He agrees to take on the client. The never been done before twist part is that this is the near future after a warp drive breakthrough. The guide has been exploring the uncountable earth like planets. He has cheated death on many occasions and amassed a catalog of planets that have the smartest, deadliest, most cunning creatures to hunt in the universe. He carries an old school 45-70 marlin guide gun mostly. This would make Hollywood millions. The story adventures could run as many sequels as Friday the 13th movies. Well probably not, but I would enjoy watching it.
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Posted: 6/27/2023 7:28:51 PM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: An adaptation of Lights Out by halffast. They tried to get that off the ground. I guess it's a shit ton harder to make a movie than what it would seem.  I'd watch it. |
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Posted: 6/27/2023 7:29:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/27/2023 7:52:05 PM EDT
[#22]
A MILF gets stuck under a table while wearing a maid outfit…
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Posted: 6/27/2023 7:56:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/27/2023 7:58:47 PM EDT
[#24]
Go to the library and pick a book. Write screenplay, make movie, make money.
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Posted: 6/27/2023 8:03:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Go to the library and pick a book. Write screenplay, make movie, make money. Which book? |
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Posted: 6/27/2023 8:10:03 PM EDT
[#26]
Brotherhood of War series by WEB Griffin
A Soldier of the Great War by Mark Helprin You are welcome. |
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Posted: 6/27/2023 8:40:41 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I always wanted to see a hardcore paintball action movie. No idea how you would even go about making it.....interesting, though. Have the drama of Jason Bourne, but it is a harmless game with no life-long consequences. Like the movie "Dodgeball" but titled "Paintball" |
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Posted: 6/27/2023 8:44:55 PM EDT
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Humans are conquered by an alien species that we never see. Millions of men are simply captured and kept in large groups to serve as warriors for the never-seen aliens. The humans fight other humans that have been captured. Basically, we fight a proxy war for various alien factions. The winners eat the dead of the losing army. That is their only sustenance given. The toughest fighters get a chance to breed with females that have been lobotomized and are used as vessels to simply repopulate the army. Over generations the humans devolve to primitive groups that can barely speak, with no memory of what Earth and society were like. No one has names but are described by characteristics. We slowly learn the way things were and are by following a leader in one army who basically reinvents forgotten military tactics that make him more successful than all other leaders. The movie is bleak because there is no way to win against an enemy you never see. No stupid Hollywood happy ending. I know there are lots of plot holes, but something I think would be interesting.
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Posted: 6/27/2023 8:54:08 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It'd be rated X if it follows the books. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: red rising It'd be rated X if it follows the books. weird.. i cant remember any x rated part. i suspect it could be made without any x rated parts. which part(s) were x rated. |
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Posted: 6/27/2023 8:58:19 PM EDT
[#30]
If this isn’t made into a movie it will be a crime.
The Pan Am Clipper that accidentally circumnavigated the golden after Pearl Harbor. |
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Posted: 6/27/2023 8:58:37 PM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: A haunted laundromat grabs women's wrists when they reach into the dryers. They all get stuck and need help getting out. Starring Kate Beckinsale, Amy Adams, Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Connelly and Jennifer Morrison. Kate Beckinsale in the Groundhog Day version of this video would be OK with me. |
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Posted: 6/27/2023 9:00:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk-CmG6rd5E https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U2Px5OR0eAEither of these songs would make a great movie interesting.. down the river.. 'tied him to an anvil, then i let him go'. i've always pondered how he got the anvil in the boat without it tipping over and especially how he lifted that anvil and tossed it over the side with tipping the boat over. i assume he wasnt on a barge.. anyways... |
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Posted: 6/27/2023 9:00:24 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Like? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: How about some patriotic movies, don't have to be war movies or even military themed. Like? The roughneck US cowboys who drilled Britain's secret WWII oil wells. |
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Posted: 6/27/2023 9:04:59 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Crossovers OK? Kaylee from Firefly and Willow from Buffy, making out in a shower for 90 minutes. When do we crowdfund this? |
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Posted: 6/27/2023 9:08:27 PM EDT
[#35]
Young woman has reoccurring nightmares of flashback of being molested and raped. Wakes up one day and vowes revenge on all of those involved. She’s found her backbone. She’s found her resolve. She’s found that the last name of “Biden” will bring her to the forefront of the issues and how she can take down the ultimate evil. She is… Ashley Biden, and the hell with the big guy.
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Posted: 6/27/2023 9:11:50 PM EDT
[#36]
An accurate, by the book movie of The Forever War................also, The Watch on the Rhine, with rejuvenated Nazis fighting Posleen warriors
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Posted: 6/27/2023 9:12:19 PM EDT
[#37]
Movies are at their best when telling a good story. The pinnacle of movies is telling a good story that hasn’t been told or needs to be told.
To that end, there needs to be a top-flight film about the realities of indigenous North Americans / Native Americans / First Nations before the Europeans arrived. We don’t always need a Westerner to be the lens or perspective through which we discover the way of life and customs of these people. I think there’s enough information to construct a credible narrative that may not be a true-life story but would be representative of what could have and probably did happen. For example, a Cherokee war party following the Warriors Trail through the Cumberland Gap to meet the Shawnee on the battlefield in Kentucky. Why was there a battle? Who were the men on each side, who were their families in their villages, what are their stories? What happened in the aftermath? |
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Posted: 6/27/2023 9:20:56 PM EDT
[#38]
I'd like to see the song Red Barchetta by Rush made into a movie directed by either Denis Villeneuve or Christopher Nolan.
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Posted: 6/27/2023 9:21:27 PM EDT
[#39]
Couple of Dudes make an epic beer run of Bud Light to San Francisco for a drag show. The truckdriver, Snowball, is a quirky funny comedian with a small dog wearing a sweater
The star will be a big hairy moustached bear looking guy named Smoothy. He will drive a performance EV and find a young man escaping a shotgun cis-marriage and begin flirting. Lots of high speed chases with comedy hijinx. They will be chased by two stupid white men cops named Matt Gets and Stephen Crowded. The will be outsmarted at every turn and be the butt of every joke. Their conservative agenda will be mocked and ridiculed. In the end the Bud Light makes it to the SF drag show and Smoothy ends up making out with the cis hitchhiker. Snowball meets a VERY young boy and the movie fades out with those two headed to the cab of tge truck. This one may go straight to Netfix or Disney. |
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Posted: 6/27/2023 9:25:51 PM EDT
[#40]
Remember the three punks (Bill Paxton was their leader) that get killed for their clothes in The Terminator? I want to see a movie about their last 24 hours that lead up to that scene, but make it in a comedy style like Superbad.
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Posted: 6/27/2023 9:27:12 PM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryAlso, The Frontiersman by Alan Ekert would make a fantastic movie or miniseries. Yes! |
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Posted: 6/27/2023 9:28:25 PM EDT
[#42]
I thought about this for a while and I vote.
 It's from the late 60's and actually has a lot of characters in it that would play very well in today's climate while still being true to the original story. Folks would likely think it was inspired by the Matrix, but I can live with that. Mouse's Syrinx can probably finally be done without looking cheesy. |
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Posted: 6/27/2023 9:29:03 PM EDT
[#43]
Magic eight ball
Kid finds an old 8 ball on a shelf and shakes it on his birthday. Cool stuff comes up every year like girlfriend, new car, college etc. then it takes a dark turn to murder and no matter what, the 8 ball is always right. He destroys the ball one year only for it to appear on his birthday That’s my contribution for today |
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Posted: 6/27/2023 9:29:44 PM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: An adaptation of Lights Out by halffast. I demand to be the guy who sells karate-man his Century FAL. |
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Posted: 6/27/2023 9:35:06 PM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Showgirls 2: Reinforced Stage Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Showgirls movie, but all the women have to weight between 180-230 Showgirls 2: Reinforced Stage Showgirls 2: The Chubrub Boogaloo |
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Posted: 6/27/2023 9:38:40 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Six men must move the most dangerous object in the world another two hundred yards. One of the finest books ever written. Hollywood wouldn't know how to process that. "For the essential man. That he should be remembered." "Two Dushkas, not so good." Dammnit DM...it's been a while... |
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Posted: 6/27/2023 9:43:51 PM EDT
[#47]
General Discussions: BitchTits and McChickens
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Posted: 6/27/2023 10:05:21 PM EDT
[#48]
Four guys go to sleep around a campfire and wake up and they are in 1873.
A worthless drunk living with his mom in a trailer park discovers that he can heal. But it takes a toll on him and he is only able to do it every 10 days or so. Gov't kidnaps him and tries to find his secret and he escapes and........ End of the world through a dog's eyes after a volcano erupts and causes crop failure worldwide. |
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Posted: 6/27/2023 10:09:12 PM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I would watch the hell out of that. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Warhammer movies would be a license to print money for ScyFy Lol, there’s a couple out there. But GW hates success, hates money, and hates their fans more than anything. There’s been fan-made animations that compete with the CGI starship troopers movies for quality, and they are infinitely better than the “official” stuff GW has put out and licensed. I’m of the opinion that GW threatened to aggressively go after anyone making parodies and fair use content simply because the fan-made stuff put the official content to shame. Anyone looking for an example of this… The Ultramarines movie. It’s the quintessential “GW-approved” WH40K film, replete with dogshit-tier CGI, horrendous acting, and the lore is thrown right out the window, of course. |
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Posted: 6/27/2023 10:10:51 PM EDT
[#50]
A young Midwest farm kid that grew up racing quads and eventually scrapes enough money together to solo the Baja 1000 on an atv. ??
No one cares but that was my dream. |
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