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Link Posted: 4/1/2022 9:19:49 PM EDT
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Call me old fashioned but love a meaty pussy.

I also heard that a meaty pussy means that her dad has a large scrotum. Not sure if this is true but thought i would share.


Driving around drunk with kids in the car is no bueno for me though.

Shit, driving drunk is no bueno for me.
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So, you are interested in the size of a gal’s dad’s scrotum?  


Link Posted: 4/1/2022 10:27:30 PM EDT
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I love Hope Solo threads.

They never fail to entertain.
Link Posted: 4/1/2022 10:48:04 PM EDT
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Dammit that was funny
Link Posted: 4/1/2022 10:49:36 PM EDT
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You have to account for the fact that most of GD has only seen a vagina after it has been digitally airbrushed into perfection.
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Link Posted: 4/1/2022 10:57:00 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/1/2022 11:05:58 PM EDT
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in her defense, she probably required the kids in the car to hold her pussy lips up enough so she can operate the pedals
Link Posted: 4/1/2022 11:10:43 PM EDT
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Upon further research.
You'd better have one hell of a big fat head, I think what you meant was, it'd wear you like MOPP gear.
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Yeah, buncha pansies in this thread. I'd wear that wizard's sleeve like an N95.  


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You'd better have one hell of a big fat head, I think what you meant was, it'd wear you like MOPP gear.

Thats what he thinks until that n95 pussy ends up a football helmet with a chinstrap and suffocates him
Link Posted: 4/1/2022 11:42:13 PM EDT
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Further research.

“WINSTON-SALEM, N.C. (WGHP) — Retired US soccer star Hope Solo has been arrested for DWI in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, police confirmed Friday.

Solo, who lives in Wilkes County...”

Well, that explains why she was in Winston, at a Walmart, and drunk.


https://fox8.com/news/former-soccer-star-hope-solo-arrested-on-dwi-child-abuse-charges/

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I knew they lived in NC but wasn't sure where. I recall seeing her playing thinking, "DAMN..." But then seeing the pics online.
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 12:32:01 AM EDT
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I knew they lived in NC but wasn't sure where. I recall seeing her playing thinking, "DAMN..." But then seeing the pics online.
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Well that's what happens to a vagina when the whole world looks at her and says DAMN. If I looked like her I wouldnt be able to hold a basketball in my vagina. Wait. What?
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 12:44:45 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/2/2022 12:54:51 AM EDT
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Was she on her way to Arby's?
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 12:57:06 AM EDT
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Call me old fashioned but love a meaty pussy.

I also heard that a meaty pussy means that her dad has a large scrotum. Not sure if this is true but thought i would share.


Driving around drunk with kids in the car is no bueno for me though.

Shit, driving drunk is no bueno for me.
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Link Posted: 4/2/2022 1:11:14 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/2/2022 1:12:47 AM EDT
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Apparently, I was highly misinformed.  I thought she was gay and her past domestic violence was with her girlfriend.  Scratching my head here.
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 1:44:13 AM EDT
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Driving around drunk with kids in the car is no bueno for me though.
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She wasn't driving. She was sitting there already passed out behind the wheel with the two kids in the car.
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 1:59:52 AM EDT
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I would straddle her over my shoulders and stretch out her labia and BASE jump like a sugar glider off the Empire State Building.
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 2:09:25 AM EDT
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I would straddle her over my shoulders and stretch out her labia and BASE jump like a sugar glider off the Empire State Building.
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Link Posted: 4/2/2022 2:10:40 AM EDT
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Her pussy looks like a good time to me.I like when the drapes hang to the floor.
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 3:20:17 AM EDT
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Don’t care love her meat curtains and that rekt asshole.  Wood plow
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 3:28:24 AM EDT
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I also heard that a meaty pussy means that her dad has a large scrotum.

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What in the shit fuck
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 3:31:55 AM EDT
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Bingo. I would high dive Mark Spitz into that shit.
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 3:34:07 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/2/2022 3:35:54 AM EDT
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Funny thing is the mugshot could be of her cooter and everyone would still know who it is
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I'd never looked before. That thing is nasty looking.
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 4:35:32 AM EDT
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OK, I dont normally look up stuff like this, but my curosity got the best of me and now I get the reference....
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 4:41:22 AM EDT
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Well I looked up photos and that snatch is beat to fuck. Looks like a blown out tire
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Looks like Mr. Marcus wore her out.
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 5:08:36 AM EDT
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fpni
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 5:16:29 AM EDT
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I'd like to be the meat in a Hope Solo and Brandi Love sandwhich
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I know who Brandi Love is ....

Damn, she got some meat flaps.
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 5:34:44 AM EDT
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She could donate them flaps to a dozen burn victims and still have extra meat.
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 5:37:36 AM EDT
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LMAO
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 8:34:40 AM EDT
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Apparently most Texas and Montana guys ain't afraid
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 8:40:31 AM EDT
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LOL, this thread did not disappoint.
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 8:43:47 AM EDT
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You motherfuckers are ruthless…ruthlessly funny!

I need an Arbys now!
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 8:56:25 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/2/2022 8:58:50 AM EDT
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in her defense, she probably required the kids in the car to hold her pussy lips up enough so she can operate the pedals
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Link Posted: 4/2/2022 9:30:38 AM EDT
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Apparently, I was highly misinformed.  I thought she was gay and her past domestic violence was with her girlfriend.  Scratching my head here.
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DV case was her half sister and nephew.
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 9:41:39 AM EDT
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I also heard that a meaty pussy means that her dad has a large scrotum.

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Link Posted: 4/2/2022 9:48:24 AM EDT
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DV case was her half sister and nephew.
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From all accounts she’s white trash who made it big in women’s soccer.
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 10:04:21 AM EDT
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From all accounts she's white trash who made it big in women's soccer.
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don't kink shame me, bro.
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 10:09:13 AM EDT
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I also heard that a meaty pussy means that her dad has a large scrotum.

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Maybe it's the poster's (Pickles) fetish?
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 10:12:01 AM EDT
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From all accounts she’s white trash who made it big in women’s soccer.
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DV case was her half sister and nephew.


From all accounts she’s white trash who made it big in women’s soccer.


I don't know about all of that. But it's safe to say she has a problem with alcohol.
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 10:26:53 AM EDT
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I'm just here for the Arby's jokes.
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Link Posted: 4/2/2022 10:27:47 AM EDT
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Has anyone ever gone to Arby's and tried ordering a Hope Solo?
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It's called the Big Montana, but I don't think Arby's offers that anymore since Hope retired
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 10:28:55 AM EDT
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AKA Big Montana
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Link Posted: 4/2/2022 10:30:00 AM EDT
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U guys are nuts.  There is nothing wrong with her box….or her tail pipe.
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Link Posted: 4/2/2022 10:30:55 AM EDT
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I find her roast beef attractive, I like em like that.
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 10:33:16 AM EDT
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I'm gonna be honest boys. I'd bang that like a retard on a drum set.
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 10:39:37 AM EDT
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There's enough to tie it in a knot behind your head.
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I would wear her labia like a facehugger from Alien.

There's enough to tie it in a knot behind your head.

Like Hurricane Strings on a sombrero...
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 10:45:10 AM EDT
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Like Hurricane Strings on a sombrero...
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poetry.
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 10:55:47 AM EDT
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For a 40 year old with a hot mess of a life, she still looks hot AF
Link Posted: 4/2/2022 10:56:05 AM EDT
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Bet she got lippy with the cop.
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